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Nora Volkova
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| aguy wrote: | | HenrySugar wrote: | | Err...no...err...It was a typo, yeah, that's it. |
Phew! <wiping sweat from forehead>
| HenrySugar wrote: | | Seriously...you believe me...right? |
Of course I do! I just wish these other people would stop believing all the media deception. I mean, some girl who looks a little (not even very much, IMO) like Bree goes on Jay Leno, and all of a sudden we're supposed to believe that she's Bree, when Bree is clearly in her room making videos? I mean, c'mon! Next they're going to tell us that there's no tooth fairy or Santa Claus. I mean, how gullible do they think we are, anyway??
Glad you're still on board, Henry! I was scared there for a moment! |
Seriously, like Bree would ever have anything to do with Tucker Carlson. Tschaw! It is to laugh. I'll bet that "Jessica Rose" person is just some opportunistic Tucker Carlson groupie who follows him around. She'll probably will do or say anything just to dance with him. I mean, obviously that's the only reason she would have been hanging out at Tom Green's house; Tucker Carlson is famous for crashing Tom Green parties and drinking all of Tom Green's booze and making out with Tom's wimmin.
Jessica, honey, I have news for you. I have it on very good authority that Tom and Tucker are doing sex magic together, and that any day now, Tucker is gonna steal Tom's money and his girlfriend and his yacht and start a religion loosely based on interdimensional bodyhopping time travellers with ancient phone booths. Ann Coulter told me -- she violated her NDA because she is jealous that she hasn't been invited to be on Lapdancing With The Stars, so Mike Drudge froze her out of the cool clique. Actually, she told me last Thursday -- GAH, I mean last May! -- at an undisclosed location -- oh, screw it, it was at Pink's. We sat at the fourth booth from the corner outside and she had the Michael Landon's Long Kosher All-Beef Weiner and got Fanta Sour Grapes soda on her blazer, and half the time she bitched that she kept trying to offer her photo to the proprietors for their wall, and they kept turning her down. But, you know, my journalistic integrity prevented me from saying until now.
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Plurp
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Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 54
Location: Yuggoth
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| Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| JerseyJohnny wrote: | Excuse me, sir, but the actress you are bringing to question IS actually Bree from the videos. the Videos are FAKE, if you had read my first post you'd know that by now!  UGH! |
Wait. Wait! What are you saying? |
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Mirage
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Joined: 15 Sep 2006
Posts: 8655
Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| Nora Volkova wrote: | | aguy wrote: | | HenrySugar wrote: | | Err...no...err...It was a typo, yeah, that's it. |
Phew! <wiping sweat from forehead>
| HenrySugar wrote: | | Seriously...you believe me...right? |
Of course I do! I just wish these other people would stop believing all the media deception. I mean, some girl who looks a little (not even very much, IMO) like Bree goes on Jay Leno, and all of a sudden we're supposed to believe that she's Bree, when Bree is clearly in her room making videos? I mean, c'mon! Next they're going to tell us that there's no tooth fairy or Santa Claus. I mean, how gullible do they think we are, anyway??
Glad you're still on board, Henry! I was scared there for a moment! |
Seriously, like Bree would ever have anything to do with Tucker Carlson. Tschaw! It is to laugh. I'll bet that "Jessica Rose" person is just some opportunistic Tucker Carlson groupie who follows him around. She'll probably will do or say anything just to dance with him. I mean, obviously that's the only reason she would have been hanging out at Tom Green's house; Tucker Carlson is famous for crashing Tom Green parties and drinking all of Tom Green's booze and making out with Tom's wimmin.
Jessica, honey, I have news for you. I have it on very good authority that Tom and Tucker are doing sex magic together, and that any day now, Tucker is gonna steal Tom's money and his girlfriend and his yacht and start a religion loosely based on interdimensional bodyhopping time travellers with ancient phone booths. Ann Coulter told me -- she violated her NDA because she is jealous that she hasn't been invited to be on Lapdancing With The Stars, so Mike Drudge froze her out of the cool clique. Actually, she told me last Thursday -- GAH, I mean last May! -- at an undisclosed location -- oh, screw it, it was at Pink's. We sat at the fourth booth from the corner outside and she had the Michael Landon's Long Kosher All-Beef Weiner and got Fanta Sour Grapes soda on her blazer, and half the time she bitched that she kept trying to offer her photo to the proprietors for their wall, and they kept turning her down. But, you know, my journalistic integrity prevented me from saying until now. |
Wow, I dont know what made me sicker, Tom Green and Tucker Carlson doing sex magick (one guy has one ball and the other has NO BALLS!  ), Ann Coulter lap dancing, or Michael Landon's weiner.
I need to go throw up now, please excuse me.  |
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kilgoretroutlovesyou
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| Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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quote]Wow, I dont know what made me sicker, Tom Green and Tucker Carlson doing sex magick (one guy has one ball and the other has NO BALLS! [/quote]
Hey, Tucker has balls. Anyone who lies as much as that douchebag must have them.
But don't get me wrong, I don't think Tucker was BORN with his balls. I just think he has them on loan from Coultre.
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Mirage
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Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:33 am Post subject: |
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| kilgoretroutlovesyou wrote: | Hey, Tucker has balls. Anyone who lies as much as that douchebag must have them.
But don't get me wrong, I don't think Tucker was BORN with his balls. I just think he has them on loan from Coultre. |
BWAH! We are such a well rounded group of LG freaks. I <3 political satire!
Now that I think about it, any grown man wlling to wear a bow tie out in public has to have some kind of testicular fortitude.... |
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unlimite-dj
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Joined: 14 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:00 am Post subject: Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake! |
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| twjaniak wrote: | | JerseyJohnny wrote: | Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew.  |
*gasp* Then who have I been sending all of my video replies to? |
A better question is, Who have I been sending money to on paypal??
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Xen
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Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Location: Hudson Valley, NY
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| Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:45 am Post subject: Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake! |
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| unlimite-dj wrote: | | A better question is, Who have I been sending money to on paypal?? |
There was a typo. You sent it to OnlyGirl15, who is (thanks to you) $3.17 closer to that sex change operation.
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