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7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject:

oops! lol
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Sami · Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject:

Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe - That's a cool name
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cup o' noodles · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:21 am Post subject:

Kenny, you're really awesome.

Make sure that someday, before you get all crazy famous and sh*t that I get your autograph.

I can see myself as an old woman, telling my grandchildren all about how I got to work with The Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe. Very Happy

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lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:39 am Post subject:

Paisley, I will give you a special autograph!
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cup o' noodles · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:40 am Post subject:

Hmm....Suggestive much? Laughing

JK
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lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:43 am Post subject:

No, I actually meant what I said xD! I am much too tired to be suggestive xD
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Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
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cup o' noodles · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:44 am Post subject:

lol, Well, then you're suggestive even when you don't try.
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lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:45 am Post subject:

I mean I signed the first page of a copy of "In Sickness And In Health" and I scanned it in. Now I am going to PM it to you.
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'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

cup o' noodles · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:47 am Post subject:

Yay! Cool!!!!
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lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:50 am Post subject:

Someday I will give you one in person! I promise Wink

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My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:21 am Post subject:

Man 1: Hey Baby, what’s your sign?

Woman 1: Sagittarius.

Man 2: Hey Baby, what’s your sign?

Woman 2: Pieces.

Man 3: Hey Babe, what’s your sign?

Woman 3: Yield to on-coming traffic.
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My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

lonelyelendi · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject:

For Richer or For Poorer
A short written by Kenneth Dale

Cast:
Man
Woman

[LIGHTS UP.]

[We see a room with two large armchairs facing outward on either side of a large, lit fireplace. Woman sits in the stage left chair reading a book. The door on stage left opens and we see Man enter. He is in a suit and seems irritated. He begins walking towards the stage right chair, but Woman sets down her book, stands and stops him.]

Woman: [Cheery, up-beat tone] Hey honey!

Man: [Mocking tone, mimicking Woman‘s tone] “Nea-nea nea”

Woman: What’s the matter?

Man: [Angry] “What’s the matter?” What’s the matter? You want to know what the matter is? YOU! You are constantly flirting and every guy that hits on you gets that little smile I thought was only for me! [He turns] THAT’S what’s the matter!

Woman: [Placing her hand on his shoulder] But, sweetie, you must know I love you and only you!

Man: [Turning to face Woman] It’s hard to tell sometimes. It would be nice if you had a little self-control.

Woman: [Very sincere] I’m sorry. I‘ll try to be better.

Man: [Very apologetic and caring, complete opposite of before. He embraces her for a beat, then lets go, continuing to hold her hands] No, I’m the one who should be sorry. Here you are being so kind, and what do I do? I blow up at you! I’m sorry, sweetheart! [He looks at the ground, in shame of his behavior.]

Woman: [Places her hand on his cheek, and gently lifting his gaze towards her. With great love, care, and forgiveness] Aw, that’s ok, love! [In an understanding tone] I know you just get sensitive around this time of the month.

Man: [Tone shifts abruptly from pleasant to standoff-ish. He takes one step backward letting her hands drop suddenly] Wait. What?

Woman: [Moving a step closer to him, and with deep understanding] I mean, I understand that…

Man: [Cutting in, becoming more irritated] Oh, so you are going to blame this on that, eh?

Woman: [Trying to calm him] No! I - I just meant that…

Man: [Cutting in again, with sarcasm] Oh, no, I know exactly what you meant. That’s it! We’re through! Do you hear me? WE’RE FINISHED!

Woman: [Continues trying to calm him, but with desperation] Oh, honey, please… [Without any hint of eroticism in her voice, as if just offering a solution] Why don’t we just go have sex?

Man: [Cheery, up-beat tone] I thought you’d never ask! [He runs to her and embraces her, then lifts her up and spins her around. They kiss.]

[BLACKOUT.]

*The End*
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'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

cup o' noodles · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject:

cup o' noodles · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject:

lonelyelendi · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

LOL! Well tell that certain someone that I simply ended the scene like that as a callback to the first scene. Also, in terms of story, by ending it with them kissing, it acts as the complete antithesis of the opening of the scene, which helps the humor, since the situation went from being so angry to so loving in such a short time.
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My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth