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thelogicpuzzler
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charliebrown wrote:
thelogicpuzzler wrote:
Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.


a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher
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That's disturbing.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charliebrown wrote:


a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher


yeah? a 50ish year old teacher did that to a boy in my class.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.

From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

Damn, I must be a cannibal, 'cause I wanna eat you all night long. Rawr!
(That last one's been used on me before. Needless to say, it did not work, lol.)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cup o' noodles wrote:
Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.

From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.


that part of the movie is the BEST.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your car's parked in that lot out front, right? K, see you later.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey girl, wanna make fifty bucks?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jimmy: Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede another man's happiness, but if the answer is no, I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy: It's a very special quality. Every other girl in this place merely plods along, but you glide.

--from Things to Do in Denver in Denver When You're Dead
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first time I saw you
Standing in the street,
You were so cool you could have
Put out Vietnam.

--The Pogues, "Haunted"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spaciegirlreturn wrote:
Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?


Shouldn't that be "nice pants"? Wink

We were just waiting for you, spacie.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice pants, Sheikh.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you from tennesee?

Cause your the only ten I see!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, little girl, want some candy?

Why don't you come here and sit on Santa's lap?
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