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Ziola
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AutoPilate wrote:
This place could really use more Zi pics. Or my PM box does, at least.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You smell nice? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You smell nice? Laughing

That works awesomely if you're a midget.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Your car's parked in that lot out front, right? K, see you later.

LOVE IT! HAWT stalker boys. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.

Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?


(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes)



heheh...thats one was funny.

the one i was going to post was posted by noodles! only one i could think of about the mirror being in your pocket....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the one i was going to post was posted by noodles! only one i could think of about the mirror being in your pocket....


lol, It's a classic. I thought of the mirror one the second I saw this thread, hahaha.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cup o' noodles wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:
What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.

Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work. Twisted Evil


Yeah, I'd run away.

Though not if it were AP.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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spaciegirlreturn wrote:
Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?


Shouldn't that be "nice pants"? Wink

We were just waiting for you, spacie.


I thought it was nice shoes!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PinkoLady wrote:
cup o' noodles wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:
What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.

Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work. Twisted Evil

Yeah, I'd run away.

Though not if it were AP.

Whoa, how'd I miss this?

Hello there....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cosmicdancer wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
spaciegirlreturn wrote:
Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?


Shouldn't that be "nice pants"? Wink

We were just waiting for you, spacie.


I thought it was nice shoes!


yeah, i thought it was shoes too. Crying or Very sad no wonder it never worked for me.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on


Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.


and one of the funniest...............

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle Shocked


Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.

LAME. Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Crooked Angel wrote:

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle Shocked

Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.

LAME. Confused

::scratches it out of his notebook::
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