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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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| Sami wrote: | later the night I got my first kiss the guy who kissed me passed out drunk.
I found him choking in his own vomit (is that the word?)
I had to remove the vomit in his mouth.
Then I went home and washed my hands for an hour.
If that's not enough he kissed my BROTHER the same day! |
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| spaciegirlreturn wrote: | | Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote: | I always wanted to be like my mom; her first and only kiss was my dad. (believe me, she would have told me if it was otherwise  )
i've been praying for my future husband for 16 years (i always knew i'd eventually get married so i just began to pray for the guy ahead of time) so i would also fantasize about kissing him for the first time, and i hope it feels as awesome as i would dream.     cause, i know it sounds silly, in my fantasy i would have already been dating him and shared with him that i never kissed anyone before, so he'd just give me a sweet, tender kiss. 
or if he tries to do more, i could also be like my mom and threaten to break up if he didn't accept the fact that i won;t do anything before marriage.
......they did end up breaking up for two full years after that....
(btw, Captain Obvious here to say they got back together ) |
This entire post makes me feel like the biggest whore who ever lived. Thanks. |
You mean you don't feel like that usually anyway?
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Sami wrote: | later the night I got my first kiss the guy who kissed me passed out drunk.
I found him choking in his own vomit (is that the word?)
I had to remove the vomit in his mouth.
Then I went home and washed my hands for an hour.
If that's not enough he kissed my BROTHER the same day! |
Maybe that's why he was choking on his own vomit. 
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Sami
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Sami wrote: | later the night I got my first kiss the guy who kissed me passed out drunk.
I found him choking in his own vomit (is that the word?)
I had to remove the vomit in his mouth.
Then I went home and washed my hands for an hour.
If that's not enough he kissed my BROTHER the same day! |
Maybe that's why he was choking on his own vomit. |
Why 'cus he kissed my brother? Or me? 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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I was thinking brother at first, but I know how y'all do it over there in Norway.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikayla wrote: | | rachelalexis wrote: |
My first sober kiss was with my ex though. I'll never forget that one, because it was like what you imagine your first kiss should be. So easy and simple that you can't even be sure who kissed who, just that it happened. And then the butterflies. Oh man, I miss the butterflies in the stomach feeling. |
that was like when i first kissed my now boyfriend; how i always had imagined my first kiss! i had kissed other boys but none had ever felt like this, and i still get them same butterflies now every time he kisses me - 2 years on; the most amazing kisser EVER    |
Even when we were still together I would still miss those butterflies. He was a phenomenal kisser, don't get me wrong, but there's something about those first few kisses.
There was something so sweet and unsure about them, like my whole body was shivering with this frightened anticipation, like "omg, is this really happening, and where is it gonna go?" The whole tentative touching while we kissed, slowly feeling out what was going on by running my fingertips along his jawline and face (kissing in the dark is muy caliente if it's a first kiss!) Not sure what the other person likes yet so cautiously trying different things......... I'm getting flushed and all shuddery just thinking about it
Later kisses didn't have that same questioning, curious feeling. Later it was much more passionate  and those are loads of fun too!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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aww, Sami, you poor thing!
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Sami
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | I was thinking brother at first, but I know how y'all do it over there in Norway. |
Haha ^^ This actually happend on the Norwegian National Day, so we where celebration I guess
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Sami wrote: | | Quote: | | Oy, that sounds traumatic, Sami. |
Only traumatic thing was having the guys vomit on my hands
| Quote: | | By the way, for halloween, I was a chick version of Alex from Clockwork Orange. I wore a skirt and no jock strap, just to make that clear. |
That is SO cool! Do you have a pic?
Did you have fake eyelashes on one eye? |
I did!! I found the perfect pair that looks just like his, it kicked ass. I got the black docs, white suspenders, can and bowler too-- pretty much the only difference was the lack of jock, and skirt/thigh-high stockings instead of pants. I was so excited about my costume that I actually put some effort into making it all come together as accurately as possible, haha.
I love Stanley Kubrick so much.
I definitely have pictures somewhere-- I'll find 'em.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| rachelalexis wrote: |
There was something so sweet and unsure about them, like my whole body was shivering with this frightened anticipation, like "omg, is this really happening, and where is it gonna go?" The whole tentative touching while we kissed, slowly feeling out what was going on by running my fingertips along his jawline and face (kissing in the dark is muy caliente if it's a first kiss!) Not sure what the other person likes yet so cautiously trying different things......... I'm getting flushed and all shuddery just thinking about it
Later kisses didn't have that same questioning, curious feeling. Later it was much more passionate and those are loads of fun too! |
Damn, girl, you really got into that description. 
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Sami
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pinko lady | Quote: | | I got the black docs, white suspenders, can and bowler too-- pretty much the only difference was the lack of jock, and skirt/thigh-high stockings instead of pants. |
That sounds so coool. Girly style!
pic?
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I obviously haven't been kissed in too long
Plus with all the "it sucked/was boring" responses I wanted to give the sweet innocents something positive to look forward to
Well, besides the intimate fun good times
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That sounds so cool I'm considering stealing it for the next time there's a reason for a costume... I'd totally own up to yanking the idea from someone on a forum too 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Bleh, kissing is a boring hippie thing
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| Sami wrote: | pinko lady | Quote: | | I got the black docs, white suspenders, can and bowler too-- pretty much the only difference was the lack of jock, and skirt/thigh-high stockings instead of pants. |
That sounds so coool. Girly style!
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they're on my boyfriend's camera since i wasn't lucky enough to get my own camera till christmas, but I'll post one for you soon, I promise! haha
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