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yumcherry
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| gelb9 wrote: | | LesterG wrote: | | gelb9 wrote: | It's always best to start with your socks, at least that's what I've been told.
Ooh, Ponch!  |
*grabs sleeves and puts them back on and kicks off some CLEAN socks*
*waits for another dollar*
*puts on some Aerosmith on the jukebox* |
I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off! |
lol  i guess i'll pitch in another penny!
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Danielle
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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i feel like i just walked into #watchers....
lol
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| yumcherry wrote: | | gelb9 wrote: | | I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off! |
lol i guess i'll pitch in another penny! |
*obliges and start slowly undoing the necktie*
*forgot to dim the lights and does them now*
*Slides on top of the kitchen table on his knees and stops right in front of Yummycherry to tease her with the necktie and wraps it around her*
*remembers the scene from the movie "Forces of Nature" where Ben affleck is getting stripped by sandra bullock*
*Steps off the table and slowly walks over to Gelb9, whispering sweet nothings in her ear and wraps her in his sport coat with a little squeeze*
*wonders if he should get back into OpAphid or continue with stripping career*
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Ziola
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:59 am Post subject: |
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Stripping career, definitely  |
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| Ziola wrote: | | Stripping career, definitely |
will do ziola 
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Ziola
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| Baby, I got a pocket full of dollar bills with your name all over them... |
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gelb9
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:17 am Post subject: |
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| Sweet nothings won't get us all riled up, we wanna see the package! Sport coat optional, of course. |
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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 change of pace I guess?
*rips shirt off as buttons fly about*
*button almost takes gelb9's eye out* 
*plays it off and kisses gelb9 on her forhead*
*pole materializes out of nowhere and me starts to work it*
*doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*
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ForeverMourn
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| LesterG wrote: |
*doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole* |
(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)
You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~
*Gives Two Dollars*
EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^
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gelb9
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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Alright, you deserve a 20-spot, if for nothing else than the near mutilation of my eye. And that pole is only good if you're sitting on it!  |
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| ForeverMourn wrote: | | LesterG wrote: |
*doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole* |
(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)
You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~
*Gives Two Dollars*
EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^ |
*Smiles cause someone has seen the episode*
*slowly walks around the pole, hops up locks his ankles around the pole and slowly slides down it*
*Gets up all dizzy* 
*grabs ForeverMourn and her 2 dollars and sits her down on a chair*
* the Lights go out....*
*wonders who she would want a guest appearance with.....*
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ForeverMourn
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~
(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")
*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air*
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ForeverMourn wrote: | No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~
(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")
*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air* |
*Lights come back on and I stand there holding a candle*
(this is harder when it's not x-rated lol)
*I light it to let it melt the candle a bit*
*standing behind Renee I massage Renee's shoulders a little bit, rub her arms a little, run my fingers thru her hair and sniff her neck*
*whispers, "let's let the candle marinate a bit and I'll be right back"*
*Renee pouts, but anticipates a kinky little scene*
*gelb9 is taken to the P.M.* should make this thread safer
*doesn't know if this is turning appropriate for the chat boards anymore *
*wonders if he kicked off his shoes BEFORE kicking off his socks*
*thinks this is where everything might have to stop*
edit: prolly abit more appropriate then what it was before
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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I think this scene is gunna have to be taken to literotica or something maybe I should just stop it now
woo, think I need another smoke, but I gotta wait at least 2 more hrs for another break 
edit: no yea, I'm force stopping this now don't wanna get banned from the boards for inappropriate content
*apologizes to Renee and gelb9*
the treasurer must take a stand
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ForeverMourn
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Ahahaha.
It was fun while it lasted!
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