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joygasm · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:21 am Post subject:

ROFL! When I was dating my ex-husband he didn't speak english and I didn't speak spanish... I used to always say it was the perfect relationship... he coouldn't argue with me about stuff... he couldn't say anything that would piss me off... but it was some great sex!! I used to say he was my Mexican Love God who I just kept in my closet and brought out when I needed him!

He really was my best friend though! We eventually learned how to communicate very well!
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:23 am Post subject:

AWWWW such a cute story!
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joygasm · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:32 am Post subject:

I got a lot of them Embarassed

Here's a not so cute story... My ex-boyfriend drove 2 1/2 hours and climb my balcony at 2 o'clock in the morning and broke into my house because I didn't answer the phone (I had been asleep for about 4 hours). He thought the reason I didn't answer the phone was because there was another man in my house (I DO NOT CHEAT). Instead of a man, he found my daughter laying in bed with me. I heard him breaking in and would have gotten a knife to stab whoever was breaking in, but I thought it was better to stay next to my daughter. Needless to say, I WAS PISSED. He still doesn't understand why I broke up with him....
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joygasm · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:

HAHAHA!! And after I told him he needed to leave he asked, "Can't I just sleep on your couch so I don't have to drive back home? I'm scared I'll fall asleep while driving". uh... you better be getting a hotel... cause you aren't staying in my house....
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Kanazaka · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject:

OK, I'll be the first to reply, "That guy's a total creep"--at least now (don't know about before your breakup Embarassed

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joygasm · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject:

chershaytoute · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject:

Ohhhhh...that was not pervy... That was just a weird stalker type weird person weird. You're well rid of him, Joy!!

(I had an ex-boyfriend like that once, come to think of it <shudder>) Of course, that was somewhere back in the Bronze Age, I think. I don't remember....details get fuzzy, back in The Day... Wink

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joygasm · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

Sim7lizard · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:58 pm Post subject:

OK back to pervy!!!!!
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joygasm · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:32 am Post subject:

ok perv
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:49 am Post subject:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!
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joygasm · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:57 am Post subject:

Very innocent. That's not pervy.... Rolling Eyes

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Sim7lizard · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:01 am Post subject:

WELL I'm trying here!!!!!!!!1
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joygasm · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:06 am Post subject:

going to take a little nap... not fully awake yet... maybe I will have pervy dreams
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