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Killthesmiley
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Flautapantera wrote: | | Crooked Angel wrote: |
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle  |
Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.
LAME.  |
::scratches it out of his notebook:: |
*grabs note book and reads*
ROTFLMAO
you have to be joking!
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spaciegirlreturn
The Order of Denderah
Joined: 19 Dec 2006
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Location: Jupiter
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:31 am Post subject: |
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Hey, little girl, want some candy? |
Keep that one though.
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AutoPilate
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Joined: 18 Oct 2006
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Location: Vatican City State (Holy See)
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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Oh, that one's not going anywhere. It's the only one that's worked for me.
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spaciegirlreturn
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Yep. It's good.
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Ashley
Lonely Fan
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Posts: 214
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:13 am Post subject: |
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- So, you're a girl huh?
- There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. |
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ohgollygeedamn
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Joined: 03 Mar 2007
Posts: 35
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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| BallsyMcD wrote: | wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long. |
LMAO! Good one! |
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LesterG
The Order of Denderah
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 4267
Location: Missin' my Bad Ass buddy
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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do you believe in love at first sight?
or should I walk by again?
edit: crap someone said it lol, this worked for me once 
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AutoPilate
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k!
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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got a quarter?
I promised my mother I'ld call her when I found love...
your not from around here, are ya?
cause your eyes are heavenly...
Hi, your cute.. wanna chat on aim sometime?
*bring over an extra alcoholic beverage*
may I ask for a favor?
I got this extra glass and I was wondering if you could help me bring it to my table?
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LesterG
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Damn, b*tch, you make a brothuh wanna f**k! |
lmao
another one along those lines...
girl.. we'll be on the floor and the bed goin' be squeeking..
how bout' you turn your a*s around and back it on up?
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djmadscribbler
Devoted Fan
Joined: 14 Dec 2006
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Location: The outer reaches of the inner circle
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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I like your pants... but I like what's in 'em better.
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Languorous Lass
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Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Location: Gone, baby, gone
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Ashley wrote: | | - So, you're a girl huh? |
You've been listening to Josh try to pick up women on the forum! |
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Mirage
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Ashley wrote: |
- If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. |
Nice!  |
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stuart2004
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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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Joined: 06 Nov 2006
Posts: 1504
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:09 am Post subject: |
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real pick-up line THAT WORKED...
:not said fast like Quagmire usually does it: Giggity giggity... giggity goo.
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