Lonelygirl15

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She got mad and decided to eat. Not that she hasn't eaten like 10 times already.
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I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
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My big sister is getting married!!

"If this is a dream, don't wake me up."

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Sven says, "Hey Ole, you may want to invest in some drapes for your bedroom. Last night I kinda saw you and Lena going to town."
Ole says, "The joke's on you, Sven; I wasn't even home last night!"
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So Sven and Ole run into one another at the hardware store, and says "Hey Ole! How's it going?"
"Oh jeez, Sven. Not so good," he says.
"Well, what seems to be the problem, Ole?"
"Well, you see, Lena and I just haven't been able to get any sleep for weeks, Sven, donchaknow. See, we've got this family of raccoons living under our house and they just keep chattering away all day and all night something awful!"
"Oh, Ole. You should have come to me before," says Sven. "I know just what you've got to do. You've got to take some lutefisk and throw it right there under the house and the raccoons, they'll go away."
"Huh," says Ole. "You know, today's Sunday, and every Sunday Lena makes something special. And that something special for the last 46 years has been lutefisk. So if she makes lutefisk today and there's any left over, I might just throw some under the house and see if the raccoons go away."
So they both bid farewell and go their separate ways.

Well, the next week, they run into one another again at the hardware store, donchaknow. Sven says to Ole "Hey Ole! How's it going?"
"Oh jeez, Sven. Not so good," he says.
"Well, what seems to be the problem, Ole? Didn't you try the lutefisk trick?"
"Ya," he says.
"Well, what happened?"
"Well, we tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now we've got a family of Norwegians living under our house."
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Q. What lies upside down in the Skagerrak?
A. The American who tells too many Norwegian jokes.
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[Chelseyrl]

I can't believe you appreciated Ole and Lena jokes!
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It's so funny when I read about Minnesota on Wikipedia... they make it sound like we're all either Norwegian, Swedish, or of Asian culture.

I'm none of those.
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I do here some about Irish and Germans... but nothing about Italians.
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Night Cloud. I'm gonna go play in my sandbox.
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