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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

consideration wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
*Juli and Daniel go hide in their underground bunker*

Juli: It's just you and me, babe.
Daniel: I wouldn't have it any other way.
Juli: I knew we should have gotten that restraining order against that crazy yellow-uranium- carrying bitch.

Juli: Can Kari come down here with us?
Daniel: yeah, as long as she stops trying to get in my pants all the time.
*creaps into bunker* *knocks Juli with club*

Hello, Daniel.
*Shoots Kari with laser gun*
Daniel: You are so sexy when you do that, baby.
Consid: I know.
*Intense making out and other stuff I can't talk about on a PG13 board*
STOP STEALING MY LASER GUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need your laser gun to take you out.
BAM BAM BAM!

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Daniel: Do you know that girl Consideration tried to sneak in here and practically raped me.
Juli: Shut the door, babe. Let those two fend for themselves. We've got some serious love-making to do.
*Daniel pushes Juli away*
Daniel: Don't you know that my Considdy is the only one for me?
Juli: NOOOOO!
Daniel: Sorry. Actually, no I'm not.
Consid: Hey Daniel, let's go somewhere more...private.
Daniel: Hells yeah.
Daniel: OMG, she's a pycho. She actually believes I told her she's the one for me.
Juli: Leave her alone. She needs help.
Daniel: I just lied to that crazy Juli to get her off my back. I love you, baby. Where are you going the rest of your life?
Consid: Ohhh Daniel!
Daniel: Will you marry me?
Consid: YES!!
*Daniel puts Cracker Jack box ring on Consideration's hand*
Daniel: You didn't take that seriously, did you? laughs out loud

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
*Punches Juli in the face*


Daniel: I love you, Consideration.
Damn, Consideration, no wonder Daniel feigns love for you...look at the artillery!
That isn't even HALF of it. Twisted Evil
*sigh*
Poor Considdy. Has to force a man at gunpoint to have anything to do with her psycho ass.

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:


I ate you like a demented PacMan

ETA: more smilies of DOOM



That's my ninja army.
So? Daniel ate me. *smiles*
Since when am I Daniel?

OH GOD I JUST GOT IT!
horrible horrible horrible[
Can we take a short break? I have to be off but I'll be back soon!
OK. But while you're gone, Daniel and I will be busy.

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At this point, Chelsey steps in as referee.

Chelseyrl wrote:
Dancing Sorry folks! We are actually going to be taking a little intermission. Please use the restrooms and get refreshments, because round three is going to be fucking great! Dancing

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And then...

consideration wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:
Ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies and Gentleman.....

In this corner, we have Juli wearing the Daniel kissing some chick av. In the other corner, we have Considdy wearing the Daniel boyish smile av.

Let's have a nice, dirty fight ladies.


DING DING DING!
*Sigh*
Juli needs to come back.

But while I'm waiting, it's time to build up an even MORE MASSIVE ARMY!



Daniel: Consideration, your army is so fucking hot. It turns me on.
Consid: Oh Daniel! DO ME NOW!

*"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye begins to play*
*Lights dim*

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was then that Aithne decided to provide us with a colorful audience.
Cloud_ax wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:
Aithne wrote:
The audience in the stands roar with excitement:
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
How the hell did this thread go from adaptations of Beatles lyrics to all out war?

I don't care! Daniel loves me! Don't you, baby?

Daniel: Hell yeah I do.
Clean fights are lame.


LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!
*dives under desk*

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longlostposter
The Order of Denderah


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Consideration + Daniel = Sexy time all the time

End of story.
No, Consideration, it's not sexy time for you and Daniel all the time, considering he's here with me right now.

Juli: How's that? You like that, babe?
Daniel: What the hell is Juli talking about?
Consid: She's just fantasizing about her sex doll.
Daniel: You've got the real thing.
Consid: Yeah, I know. Ready for another round?
Juli: Get back here, Daniel.
Daniel: Your wish is my command, ever so beautiful loverpie.
Consid: WHAT did you just call her?!?
Daniel: Baby, you know I hate any pie.
Consid: Ohhh right...for a second there...
Daniel: Considdy, I love you and only you. Forever.
Consid: *edit*
Daniel: Wait, let me get the lube.
LMAO, you need lube, Consideration?

Daniel: Baby, ain't nothing artificial about you.
It's the tingly warm kind LOL!

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longlostposter
The Order of Denderah


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Aithne wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:
I've had enough of your lies, Juli!

Lube. Mad

Don't think I'll make a call on it. But, yeah. Considdy is right. PG-13.
The crowd goes wild at the onset of violence:
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

some Juli fans wait to see how she will retaliate:
I knew she's eventually go back to the hammers and such. She's just no competition for a real woman; hence the desperate move to violence.

*snuggles with Daniel*
Oh Juli, you keep forgetting that Daniel is with me. Right now, he's over in the shower. I can see him from here. I'm about to go join him.

Now...you. You down the hall wrapped around a plastic Ken doll. Puhlease.

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Ok, you want violence, you MFs?

Okkk heeeree we goooooo!!

VIOLENT SMILEY, I CHOOSE YOU!

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
cloud_ax wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Yeah, Daniel's in the shower because he just finished with me.

Daniel: Get out of here. I've told you a dozen times I don't want your ass.


There's the ref. Mwuahahaha.
i like our ref.
Juli, your psychiatrist just showed up. Apparently, you haven't been taking your pills.

Daniel: Hey Consid, I'm squeaky clean.
Consid: I'm verrrrry dirty.
*Takes advantage of Daniel*
*But he likes it*
*lol*
Daniel: Can I fluff your pillow for you my sweet?
Juli: Yes, and when you're done with that, could you massage my feet?
I believe in miracles!
Where you from, you sexy beast?
You sexy beast you!

Daniel: Time to hop aboard the D-Train!
Consid: So soon? Give me a breather, baby.
Daniel: *waits patiently*
Daniel: How about now?
Consid: Let's go!

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longlostposter
The Order of Denderah


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
My psychiatrist is off after 5PM. You lie like a whore on $2 Sunday, Consideration.

*kicks Consideration in the shin*
Not as bad as those cops lie to me!

Consid: You looking for a good time?
Cop: Yeahhh
Consid: Hey, you aren't a cop, are you?
Cop: What? Noooooo.


Fucking audience throwing chickens. Mad


Angel of death visits Consideration:
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause :smt038: smt038 Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause :smt103 Applause Applause


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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
God said it wasn't my time yet.
He sent me back to Earth to kick some ass.

Drool


Throws chickens back at audience.

Announcer: Daniel...it's what's for dinner.
Comes in late and doesn't really understand all this chicken nonsense.

Do go to God, Consideration.

*smiles evil Oppy grin*

It was your time, you just got sent the wrong catcher, Consideration.

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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:
Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
*sigh*

I'm getting bored of these child-like games.

C'mon, Daniel, let's go make whoopie.
The audience goes crazy at the chicken being tossed their way Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Back to the beginning
Who started the war when I wasn't here? Confused

AND QUIT STEALING MY LASER GUN!!!!!!!!


Wink

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
Aithne wrote:
...and the crowd goes wild (although they have mixed feelings about the result): Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Shocked Confused Applause Shame on you d'oh! Applause Applause Applause Applause
*whispers to Daniel* Daniel, don't tell them how we are together. I'll meet you later, ok?
Daniel told me that you and Kari chasing him around like two schoolgirls is what drove him to drinking.

He wants a real women, and you and Kari are going to have to accept that.

*hits Kari over head with laser gun*

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