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longlostposter
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle' Reply with quote

Welcome to the best of the "Daniel, Ma Belle" thread. As most everyone knows, the "Ma Belle" thread is now the most massive on the forum. It was started by Consideration, whom, I'm sure, had no idea what a monster it would become. As of this writing, the thread stands at 380 pages.

What follows in these summary pages is absolute hilarity. I have never laughed so hard as I did while we built the "Ma Belle" thread.

We kindly ask that no one comment in this thread, so that the flow will be maintained for the enjoyment of all. If you would like to comment, please do so in the original "Daniel, Ma Belle" thread in Daniel character discussion.

How to read this thread:

In order to conserve space, we formatted this "best of" thread in a way that we felt was compact and easy to read. When you read one post, you read it from the inside out, just as you would any other thread; however, when you move to the next post, once again start at the innermost post. This is how to get the continuity that will allow you to enjoy this thread to it's utmost.

Carry on, and become part of the insanity.
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
Polkadotconfederation wrote:
Consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Daniel, ma belle
These are words that go together well, my Daniel
Daniel, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say
until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

Oh, Daniel. I love you so. Hard times have fallen. Dark, rainy clouds have drifted our way. But I'll love you forever. Love love love love.

Btw, will you marry me?
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

The Beast is mine!

I challenge you to a dual to the death, Consideration.

Alright, maybe we should just joust to the death.

Because love grows
Wherever my Daniel goes,
And nobody knows...
Like me.
Muaha! En garde, fair Juli!

ATTACK!


Wait, what? That last one? Ummm...total accident. Of course. Laughing
DO YOU NEED ME TO SEPERATE YOU TWO???????

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Kassia, don't interfere, my sweet. You may become a paraplegic for life.

I me some Consideration.

However, as much as I love you, my sista, when it comes to the fabulously gorgeous DB, it is no holds barred.

Therefore:
*pokes Consideration in the eye*
*runs away with Daniel to Texas while Consideration is blinded*

Dancing I have Daniel, muhahahahaha

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
Consideration wrote:
kittenishtrance wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Oh yeah? Well, I'll...
stick my tongue out at you and
Brick wall run your head into a wall and
puke up green pea soup!

This is me and Daniel.
Now, you've really got me raging, Consideration! No one sticks their tongue out at me!

You will never, I repeat, never, have the total manliness that is Daniel. Not talking

Let me set you straight, Consideration.

While you are still in Mexico looking for our formerly sombreroed hero,


I have journeyed on to Texas, and he sits here next to me.
Puts on full armor for final showdown with Consideration, Sigourney Weaver style:
Maybe Hymn of One does polygamy and you two and Daniel can join, then live happily ever after. (???) Very Happy Very Happy
You only think that. Twisted Evil
What no one knows is this:

I WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO KIDNAPPED DANIEL!
The first time.
And, technically, I didn't kidnap him. I cheered those who did on. And then I got to hang out with him in Oppy's HQ.

Remember spin art? That was me. I programmed Danny B to love me!
Muahahahahahha!

Look at my ninja skills!
Never, kittenish! There can be only one (and I'm not referring to a hymn)!

Consideration, what you say is LIES. ALL LIES! Look in the mirror. Do you see what I see, Consideration?
Liar

Emails Warpylol to get rid of the bothersome Consideration.


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chershaytoute wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Pshaw, I already ate Warpylol. For breakfast. With a side of Lucy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy(? is that how it goes?)

Anyways!

That's me throwing up on you. Hahaha! Go take a shower!
Ewwww, and double ewww. *gags*



It is over for a short while until I return from my shower, Consideration, but when I return afresh, you shall face my wrath. Illuminati
Juli, you are a worthy foe.
As are you, Consideration.

Now admit defeat!



Just sweeping up from the first round... You did terrible awful things on this floor!

Okay, ladies...round two may begin at your whim and your will (just let me get outta the way!)


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A short break, during which Ms. Kari (aka colbertnationgirl) decides that she wants to join the battle for Daniel.
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

colbertnationgirl wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
marlasinger wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
Have you guys forgotten that Daniel is mine? Confused
i think we should just turn this into a 5girl-on-daniel escapade. As long as I'm included.


....ready....go!
Ha ha ha, Marla.

No, Kari, Daniel is not yours. You wouldn't even fight for him.
That's because Chelsey stole my laser gun! I have it back now. Cool

*smites Kari with huge club from behind and steals her laser gun*

You just can't seem to hold on to that thing, can you, Kari?


*tackles Juli from behind and steals back laser gun*

Cool


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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
HeartofSorrow wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
HeartofSorrow wrote:
You two girls are loco. Why don't you both just take him? In under a year he has had his heart broken twice. Honestly I think the best thing for him would be a three some with two girls and from the way yall are duking it out; I would have to say you two are just what the doctor ordered.
Share Daniel? This is blasphemous.
Just why don't you all sleep with him at one time. The poor guy needs it bad.
I'll tell you what, share your bf with me. I need it bad too.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Break in the humor until the gentlemen HeartofSorrow reveals something very interesting about himself.
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HeartofSorrow wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
HeartofSorrow wrote:
Besides instead of you girls fighting over him all of yall need to get together take him to the bed room and bang his brains out. What better way for him to forget about Alex then have a bunch of naked woman surronding him? If that happend to me I wouldn't remember who my first love was.
Methinks HeartofSorrow is one very lonely, horny guy.
You would be too if you haven't had any in three years, one month, and six days.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To which Mincartaugh adds his own revelation.

mincartaugh wrote:
Try 10 years, 7 months. I don't remember days or less. After 10 years it doesn't seem important to keep track.

But, hey, I'm old as the hills and poor as dirt. No girl would look twice at that.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
HeartofSorrow wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
I'm so gonna kick your assssss, and teach you the biggest lesson of your life, Consideration.
Where's the flee and hide smiley? I kinda need that one now.
Can I video tape the fight, please?
No.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And then the bloodshed began in earnest.
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Stop stealing my laser gun!!

*tackles Consideration from behind and steals back laser gun*

Cool

Juli: Daniel, look what she did to me.

Daniel: Don't worry honey. I've got you covered.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At which point, Consideration misquoted my conversation with Daniel thusly:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Juli: Daniel, look what she did to me.

Daniel: Don't worry honey. I've got you covered. Oh wait, nevermind. I'm completely in love with Consideration. See ya, bitch.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
*Sets Consideration's house on fire and kisses Daniel. Takes pic for avatar*

Haha I nuked you, Juli.
*Runs in and pushes Juli out of the way, kisses Daniel.*

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