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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: Lucy, Gemma's in trouble |
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You need to get her out of the hotel, pronto! Tachyon is onto her location, and has dispatched Brother/10033.
Hey, are you single? These other girls are too young for a middle-aged guy like myself. You look great in black, too! |
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MrsCop Devoted Fan

Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 525
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY. _________________ "Not dumb just severly off topic"
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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Lucy the hotel isn't safe. I'm serious! You gotta do something, because they got the security cameras wired and everything!
I know this is a lot to deal with, but while I'm talking to you, I really think you should consider going out with me. Unless you're already married. I mean, like, married, not separated. If your separated I would go out with you. |
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MrsCop Devoted Fan

Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 525
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ "Not dumb just severly off topic"
~tigerlilylynn |
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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ignore Mrs. Cop, Lucy, she's not laughing at you. She just finds it humorous that you aren't protecting Gemma better.
They have 32 out of 32 hotel cameras! Tachyon has infiltrated the hotel! They are gonna pull the fire alarm and nab Gemma when she tries to leave!
Anyway, I hope you can do something about it. Did I mention that I'm single? I didn't want you to think "Great, another married guy hitting on me." I'm not married. |
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MrsCop Devoted Fan

Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 525
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, I may have been laughing at you, Lucy. I may have been laughing at all the paranoia floating around. The Hotel is very safe, please don't start throwing toiletries out the window! _________________ "Not dumb just severly off topic"
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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Yes! Throw them all out to me!!!!
Lucy, this is serious! I think the hotel amenities may be bugged! Call Gemma and have her throw all the unbreakable stuff out to me and I will check them.
Also, I know some really great places we could hook up in Vegas. They do real quickie marriages there. I know it probably sounds kind of sudden, but just think about it. |
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MrsCop Devoted Fan

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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*wipes eyes* ok ok seriously. It sounds like he's going to be waiting for you both, outside, thrown toiletries in hand, waiting to pounce! DO NOT leave the hotel!!! _________________ "Not dumb just severly off topic"
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GoodGollyItsHolly P. Monkey's Agent

Joined: 19 Oct 2006 Posts: 2079 Location: Pacey Whitters Arms
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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Snap, Lucy, look who's here! Quick! Summon up a helicopter or something and get Gemma out of there!
Hang on... I thought I heard a fire alarm go off there a second ago, but it was just a car alarm from a really big black Lincoln that just pulled up.
Anyway, the timer is running Lucy! The stuff is not coming out of the window yet! I used to be married, but I'm divorced now. I think I am, anyway. You never know for sure with the quickie ones they do in Vegas.
Pardon the pun, Luce, but who will we get to perform the ceremony? Those deacons kinda creep me out. It doesn't have to be one of them, does it? |
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Sister Casual Observer

Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Posts: 55
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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I have a feeling she's already been informed.
Pyromaniacs can be so unrational. _________________ Divide, add, multiply, and understand. |
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lonelyelendi The Order of Denderah

Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 4898 Location: Bellevue, WA
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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Sister wrote: | I have a feeling she's already been informed.
Pyromaniacs can be so unrational. |
How true! _________________ My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth |
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ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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OMG Luce! Their talking about burning it down! Call Gemma quick and get her out of there!
Oh, you don't mind me calling you "Luce," do you? I just feel we have grown so close in this short time. I'll just assume it's ok until I hear otherwise.
Anyway, Luce, it's all cool for the Vegas trip. I got everything all set.
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04SSHD Lonely Fan

Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 186 Location: Northridge, CA
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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MrsCop wrote: | Hey, the hotel is f i n e. REALLY. |
you know what FINE stands for don't you?
Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional _________________ I am what you call a repeat offender. I REPEAT, I will offend again. |
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lonelyelendi The Order of Denderah

Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 4898 Location: Bellevue, WA
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hehehe.... Sister>Lucy+Gemma any day! _________________ My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth |
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