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kalika · Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: Somebody please help me!

I don't know what to do...

You know how girls go retarded (cognitively impaired) over Jonas? I never understood before, but I think I can kind of relate since I now have this insatiable, raging crush on "Brother"!
Shocked

His buffoonery was cute before, and I kind of digged on his musick taste (although I'd like to toughen his emo up with a little Tool here and there).....

but now, now after Gemma Part V -- I just can't stop getting all stupid-eyed whenever I think about him aiming that weapon at Gemma's cold little black heart and pushing the Any Key.....

i can hardly contain myself!!

What do I do? How do I stop this insanity?! Is there hope for me? Please, gods, don't tell Tachyon, I could never live it down.

help!
~kalika

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helix52 · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:21 am Post subject:

Isn't anyone going to help her?!

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diastres · Lonely Fan Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 151

No.

Be well -- for your own sake. (Goodness knows we can't save you.)

kalika · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:57 am Post subject:

so is it truly hopeless? i thought you of all people would know if there was some sort of process or step program....

or if i was really just doomed?

~kalika

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Your doomed.

Sad Panda · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:45 am Post subject:

Do you work for AOL or something?
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sphinx · Enthusiastic Fan Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 309

I'm telling Tachyon.

Sleep with your eyes open.

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horcruxes · Devoted Fan Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Posts: 740

are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem
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kalika · Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

horcruxes · Devoted Fan Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Posts: 740

his!
get it right missy! Razz

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girlAnachronism · Enthusiastic Fan Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 483

Jonas is easy on the eyes. Personality-wise though, he's an absolute [censored].

As for your crush on Brother, look at what happened to his ex. I dont' think it will end prettily.

tiltingwindward · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject:

Kalika, I hear that getting a large weapon, sighting through the scopes, and squeezing the trigger works pretty well to get over unwanted crushes. Failing that, blowing up a building seems to do the trick as well. I'm sure if you ask Tachyon or OpA, they'll have some other helpful hints.
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