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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:52 am Post subject: Jesus Was a Woman

Jesus was a woman
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!
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Ziola · The Order of Denderah Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 5774

Classic!!

(now lets see how many people will get all huffy about this one Very Happy

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Killthesmiley · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:59 am Post subject:

ok i know this is a joke but..

wintermute · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:15 am Post subject:

Too funny!

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Jamidru · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:45 am Post subject:

haha
Wasn't it just yesterday that a small post fight broke out over stereotyping?

wintermute · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:52 am Post subject:

AutoPilate · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
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Killthesmiley · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:02 am Post subject:

wait...

Jesus is fuzzy wuzzy??
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wintermute · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:05 am Post subject:

Ziola · The Order of Denderah Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 5774

As a Fuzzy Wuzzy, I would like to point out that we pre-date Jesus by hundreds of years and that he just wasn't rich enough to join our club. Pfft. Father was a carpenter....

AutoPilate · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:10 am Post subject:

Killthesmiley · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:12 am Post subject:

Jamidru · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

wintermute · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

nobackspacebutton · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:48 am Post subject:

hmm I haven't seen it either.

So he wasnny very fuzzy was he?
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