Lonelygirl15

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You're standing in front of a big shiny vending machine. Turns out you can insert ANYTHING and get ANYTHING in return. Here's how it works:

Me: *inserts $2 bill*

Next person: You get an old piece of cheese!
*inserts 30 pieces of silver*

Next person: You get a weathered picture of Abe Lincoln.
*inserts $50*

etc etc.. I'll start.

*inserts counterfeit $20 bill*

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:36 am Post subject:

You get Jonas.

*inserts a faked copy of the Mona lisa*
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Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You get a "Get out of jail free" card.

*inserts Visa card*

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:38 am Post subject:

You get a dead racoon.

*inserts dirty underwear*
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My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You get an automated lecture from Mom-bot.

*inserts schilling*

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:43 am Post subject:

You get a piping hot cup of tea.

*Inserts a bar of gold*
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My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:43 am Post subject:

You get a Vote for Pedro T-Shirt.

*inserts two pounds*
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Coming July 21, 2007!!!!!!!

784 pages

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You hear a rousing rendition of "O Canada!"

*inserts $10,000,000,000,000,000,000*

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:50 am Post subject:

You get a pound cake.

*Inserts thumb*
_________________
My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

Sorry, the machine ate your thumb.

*inserts nametag*

7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:54 am Post subject:

You get a cheesecake.

*inserts P.Monkey*
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Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!

Coming July 21, 2007!!!!!!!

784 pages

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You get rabies.

*inserts picture of Aleister Crowley*

7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject:

eww I don't want rabies.

You get a blue marker.

*inserts rabies back in*
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Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!

Coming July 21, 2007!!!!!!!

784 pages

Hooda17 · Thor's Hammer Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 1235

You get an idea.

*inserts laptop*

lonelyelendi · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject:

You get Malaria

*inserts other thumb*

maybe it will work this time!
_________________
My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth