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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

yo mommas so fat she sweats crisco

which i dont mind...hey cheap lube
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fuzzy_bunny85 · Casual Observer Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 113

yo momma's so blonde, she still thinks LG is real.
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject:

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

yo mommas so fat when she chips a nail she hits macco
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Ruberic · Enthusiastic Fan Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 267

Your momma is so ugly, as a kid she had to wear a bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Your momma is so fat, that her pants were used as tents to house hurricane Katrina refugees.
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itsreallyreal · Devoted Fan Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 788

Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a bugger out of George Washington's nose...
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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and got change
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jc_gypsy7 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject:

yo momma's so fat she puts mayo on her aspirins!

when yo momma wears a red dress, all the neighborhood kids yell out "HEY KOOLAID!!"
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jc_gypsy7 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject:

Yo momma is so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge
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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

yo momma once wore a shirt with a big red x on the back of it...a helicopter landed on her

and successfully took back off
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jc_gypsy7 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject:

Yo momma is so hairy, she has corn rows on her toes
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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

yo mommas so fat and hairy she was on the empire state building observation deck tourists ont he ground insisted they were filming king kong 2
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jc_gypsy7 · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is RAGU
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itsreallyreal · Devoted Fan Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 788

Yo momma is so fat she went on an australian vacation and Steve Irwin's ghost tackled her from behind...
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