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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: you're soo romantic.... NOT!!!! |
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Ain't Love Grand?
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON
POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-
LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC
SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are
edit: lol kas, must be too hard for me to add spelling to my multitasking lol thanks grigori  _________________ Seraph Haku
Seraphim Hymn
Immortal Voices
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Haku, Seraph Monk "upgrades"
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Kasdeja Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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PSST...you're.... _________________
You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'm......what? |
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Kasdeja Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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lol, it should be "you're" not "your".... _________________
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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The violets are pretty? |
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Kasdeja Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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I like cheese!  _________________
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7Harry7Potter7 P. Monkey's Agent

Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 2040 Location: Hogwarts. Duh.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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mm...me too!
And PIE!!! _________________ Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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I used to eat those Hostess cupcakes all the time, but the orange and vanilla ones, not the chocolate ones.  |
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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lol this one is funny
edit: used wrong tags DOH! _________________ Seraph Haku
Seraphim Hymn
Immortal Voices
HoOBS
Haku, Seraph Monk "upgrades"
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7Harry7Potter7 P. Monkey's Agent

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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mmm...I haven't had those in a long time.
I like twinkies and funny bones too. _________________ Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Mmm. Hostess baked snacks are goooood.
What're we talking 'bout again? |
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senoritablanca Devoted Fan

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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potatoes? |
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7Harry7Potter7 P. Monkey's Agent

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!!!!
I love randomness. _________________ Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Still haven't found out what the violets are.  |
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7Harry7Potter7 P. Monkey's Agent

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:52 am Post subject: |
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oo, lol. I didn't know what you were talking about.
Yeah, what are the violets? _________________ Book 7: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!
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