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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

granted but you type so much you fingers start to bleed and wear away

I wish people leave me alone at work
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but you are so isolated nobody warns you about the FIRE and you........ Rolling Eyes

I wish I had smaller boobs
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

granted but before they shrink everyone on the foruym get to squeeze them../.

I wish my buisness would get bigger
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wickist · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:59 am Post subject:

anyone here
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

that isnt a wish or a grant WICK...come one man you are killing me
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wickist · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:05 am Post subject:

stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

ahhh its a game.....I made a wish now you have to grant it in a twisted way and then you make a wish....and some one else will grant it but twist it and so on and so forth..........
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wickist · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:13 am Post subject:

granted but first you have to hire male strippers to dance out front of your business

i wish i had a new car
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

Granted but you total it out on the way home from the dealership

I wish I had a kewl hair style
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wickist · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:33 am Post subject:

granted but your girlfriend shaves it off as a joke the next night

i wish my job was more exciting
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

granted but then the government shuts down the entire company after week and you cant find work again

I wish I had a really sexy female coworker...(just to look at not gonna do anything with her)
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but she used to be a man

I wish my husband did housework
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

granted but he is so disorganized you begin to lose more stuff than you can find....

I wish my wife would have sex with me every night
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted, but she gets freaky and wants you to be the catcher!!

I wish I could get rid of my headache
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angie78gg · Thor's Hammer Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 1220

granted, but large rats gnawl on your toes for an hour

I wish I could be at two places at once!
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