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psychobunnie
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i'll be cool and start it off with DB's infamous...
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause you Da Bomb."
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nobackspacebutton
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Is it hot in here, or is it just .. you?
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iamcool
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i would be put u and i together
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senoritablanca
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| do you wash your pants with windex? because i can totally see myself in them. |
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cosmicdancer
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| are you tired? 'cos you've been running through my mind all day. |
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BallsyMcD
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wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long.
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cosmicdancer
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| haha I've never heard that one. |
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nobackspacebutton
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| BallsyMcD wrote: | wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long. |
lmao
love it
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psychobunnie
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i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.
andd.....
are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.
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charliebrown
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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I need to sit down because your so sexy you make my knees weak
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Flautapantera
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| psychobunnie wrote: | | i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table. |
I love that one!  Although I'm not sure I'd use it as a pick-up line...
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thelogicpuzzler
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
from bored.com
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cosmicdancer
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes) |
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thelogicpuzzler
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.
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charliebrown
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| Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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| thelogicpuzzler wrote: | | Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner. |
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher
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