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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:14 am Post subject: |
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another "pick-up line"....
a friend of mine, when she was 13, went into a gas station... and a old rabbi proposes to her!! says how he'll buy her cars and everything!! i mean, wtf? way to perpetuate stereotypes, dude!
don't worry, it didn't work... _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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spaciegirlreturn The Order of Denderah
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Posts: 2767 Location: Jupiter
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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what kind of cars? _________________ Me and my key...same as it ever was. |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 5301 Location: High Heels and Stockings
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: |
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Pick up line:
I like Peanut butter.
Wanna fcuk? _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. |
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Cabby Casual Observer
Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 95 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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I like your pants, but they would look better on my floor. |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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"I find the most sensual part of a woman is the boobies"
Thank you Brannigan! _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 5301 Location: High Heels and Stockings
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:19 am Post subject: |
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The lamest and most overused:
Are you tired?
Cause you've been running through my mind all day! _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. |
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AutoPilate The Order of Denderah
Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 4344 Location: Vatican City State (Holy See)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:30 am Post subject: |
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It should be something like:
Are you tired? Cause you've been doing some nasty freaky-deaky sh*t in my mind all day! I didn't know the human body could twist like that! _________________ Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?! |
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