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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

another "pick-up line"....

a friend of mine, when she was 13, went into a gas station... and a old rabbi proposes to her!! says how he'll buy her cars and everything!! i mean, wtf? way to perpetuate stereotypes, dude!

don't worry, it didn't work...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what kind of cars?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pick up line:


I like Peanut butter.

Wanna fcuk?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like your pants, but they would look better on my floor.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I find the most sensual part of a woman is the boobies"


Thank you Brannigan!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The lamest and most overused:


Are you tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It should be something like:

Are you tired? Cause you've been doing some nasty freaky-deaky sh*t in my mind all day! I didn't know the human body could twist like that!
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