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Mirage
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I always enjoy oral gifts.  |
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spaciegirlreturn
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Well I'd rather give them so this works out just perfectly except for one missing piece.
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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I think I've got the dirtiest mind ever. I read
And immediately thought of an...*ahem* toy of some sort. |
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spaciegirlreturn
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You know, last night I found myself at a filthy strip club where this guy named big dick...aka (apparently) dirty dick waves a huge rubber toy in your face while he calls you names and tells you to shut the f**k up. For some reason, I thought of Lass for a second and wondered if she would've found this type of show funny at all.
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AutoPilate
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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You just found yourself there? 
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RoseCrowley
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RoseCrowley:I wish my tooth would fall out so i could trade it with the tooth fairy!
TTT:Granted, but the fairy takes your credit card instead of leaving money and gets like fifty lap dances w/ it.
Mawhahaha! |
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Bwah! I hate when you're just wandering around town, looking for a Starbucks, and you just end up in a dirty strip joint. |
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"Oops! Didn't mean to end up here, but as long as I'm here...."
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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I've never been to a strip club, dirty or other wise.  |
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spaciegirlreturn
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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I'm totally innocent. I think I must have been sleepwalking. Yep.
edit- Mirage, that is quite shocking! 
You must not sleepwalk as much as me. I have found myself in many, many, many of those despicable establishments. 
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Hee, getting a big rubber toy in the face probably woke you up damn quick. |
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RoseCrowley
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RoseCrowley:I wish my tooth would fall out so i could trade it with the tooth fairy!
TTT:Granted, but the fairy takes your credit card instead of leaving money and gets like fifty lap dances w/ it.
Mawhahaha! |
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Mirage
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| What the hell is that, a langolier? |
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spaciegirlreturn
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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By the grace of god..or something, my particular face was not graced.
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Mirage
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| spaciegirlreturn wrote: | | By the grace of god..or something, my particular face was not graced. |
But someone else's was? Ewwww.
Edit: Yeah, I'm a bit unnerved by strip clubs. I think I would just feel awkward having someone thrust their pelvis at me, like I would have to have a conversation with them or something.  |
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