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Mirage
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Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model. And then there's this:
The Banana Is An Atheist's Nightmare
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Languorous Lass
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| Mirage wrote: | | Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model. |
He was upset because she modeled for Pottery Barn? 
Ah, yes, The Bah-Nawh-Nah. And Kirk just sits there nodding brightly, like a particularly intelligent ape.
Watching this vid is a great argument in favor of evolution. |
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That is the most terrifying thing I've seen in months.
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Languorous Lass
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| You think that's scary? You should listen to Ken Ham's "Dead Cats: They Explain Fossils." He has the same charming accent as that Comfort guy explaining the banana, but makes even less sense. |
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spaciegirlreturn
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AAAAAAHAAHAHA!! What the frick?
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xentis
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| my exact words SGR except mines more of a ahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaah!!! what the poop? |
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robtomorrow
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| Mirage wrote: | Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model. And then there's this:
The Banana Is An Atheist's Nightmare
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I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron? Is it supposed to be a prarody of the theory of Creationism? If this is supposed to funny it's not bad, if it's serious then it's scary! |
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Languorous Lass
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| robtomorrow wrote: | | I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron? |
He used to be on a bad 80s TV show called "Growing Pains."
| robtomorrow wrote: | | Is it supposed to be a prarody of the theory of Creationism? If this is supposed to funny it's not bad, if it's serious then it's scary! |
Unfortunately, Rob, the Banana Brothers are dead serious. Check out their on-line course on "How To Get On Fire For God."  It teaches "how to witness for Christ." And don't forget to take their quiz, "Am I A Good Person?" They don't just mean "good" -- they mean "good enough to go to heaven." (I haven't finished the quiz, but I have a feeling I'm about to be condemned to hell.)
ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang. |
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Mirage
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| Languorous Lass wrote: |
He was upset because she modeled for Pottery Barn?
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Hey, pottery is SEXY. Haven't you seen Ghost? 
She was a Playboy model and was playing his GF/fiancee, until Kirk got her fired. He also got a lot of the scripts changed because they didn't fit with his "New Believer" beliefs. It's rumored that he also called some execs "pornographers" because of those UBER SEXAY Growing Pains episodes ( ) and they ended up quitting.
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I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron? |
Mike Seaver! *gasp*
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ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang. |
...And this comes as a surprise? |
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Languorous Lass
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| Mirage wrote: | | Languorous Lass wrote: |
ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang. |
...And this comes as a surprise? |
Well, I was pretty sure I was going to hell, but I thought God was going to send me in a loving way, not a wrathful way.  |
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Mirage
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...I love you so much, I'm sending you to an eternity of hellfire and suffering?  |
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Languorous Lass
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Okay, well, maybe I was hoping for Purgatory.  |
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Mirage
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Bwah so the question you're asking is not "Am I good enough for Heaven?" but "Can I slide past the censors and try for purgatory?"
f**k me, this quiz is horrid. "Is your love for your parents, brothers, sisters, friends, and even your own life like hatred compared to your love and devotion for God?" Uh....no. And having personal beliefs? Uh uh--that's idolatry! Because according to this, a God of love and mercy DOESN'T EXIST. Dang, I'm even guilty of murder, it seems!
"Does the fact that you've sinned against God scare you?"
"It should."
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xentis
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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| did you break this one "do not murder", I find that to be the best also isn't there 12 of those things i only got up so far and it told me i was going to hell |
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Mirage
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| Yeah I broke the murder one 'cause it said it's not just the physical act but having hatred in your heart..or something. |
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