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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:38:05Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:37:41Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:36:26Z

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Portal:lonelygirl15

2008-01-12T03:34:47Z

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*[[Can't Sleep... with Me]]
*[[Bus-ted]]
*[[Splitting Up]]
*[[Party Crashers]]
*[[Being Stalked]]

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:29:51Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:28:20Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:27:20Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:24:19Z

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KIDNAPPED!

2008-01-12T03:23:41Z

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Looking For A Date

2008-01-12T03:18:58Z

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(''A door closes on a view of the city street. Pan to see Sarah heading towards a staircase. She is holding a bouquet of flowers. Sarah gafaws as she looks over her shoulder looking a Daniel offscreen.'')

'''Sarah:''' Wow...

'''Daniel:''' The things I do to get a smile out of you...

'''Sarah:''' Oh, no no no no no. You're not doing this for me, you're doing this for your new girlfriend... Kelly.

'''Daniel:''' Haha. Ahh no.

'''Sarah:''' You know, give me that.

'''Daniel:''' (''mumbles something'')...girlfriends.

'''Sarah:''' Anyway you're the one who should be on camera, so...

(''Sarah takes the camera from Daniel and turns it to show Daniel in a clown outfit. Daniel shrugs. Sarah and Daniel laugh together. Daniel blows his clown hair out of his face.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, how did you get her name anyway.

'''Daniel:''' I called up Verdus and asked for Ted McKinley's office and when she answered we started talking and I could tell she kinda dug me so... I asked her for her name. She gave it to me.

'''Sarah:''' Smooth... (''Camera pans back to Sarah'') For a clown. {''Camera turns back to Daniel'') How do you know he wouldn't be there.

'''Daniel:''' Kelly said he would be in a conference... All day. ('Daniel drops a bicycle horn and bends down to pick it up.'')

'''Sarah:''' You are ridiculous.

'''Daniel:''' Heh, heh. Shut up.

(''Cut to Daniel inside an elevator pushing a floor button.'')

'''Sarah:''' I can't believe let us walk right in.

'''Daniel:''' Nobody questions a clown. Give me those flowers.

(''Sarah hands the flowers to Daniel. Daniel faces the elevator door and waits for them to open. The door opens and he walks out. He proceeds through the halls and hops into an office with a flourish. He hands the flowers to Kelly. He begins dancing and singing in a silly voice.'')

'''Daniel:''' You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. So don't take my sunshine away... (''Daniel honks his horn. Kelly tentatively claps her hands.'')

(''Cut to Sarah roaming the halls, finding a computer with the match.com site on it.'')

'''Sarah:''' Okay. So, Mr. Happy Clown convinced Ted's assistant that he needed a glass of water or something.
You know, too many hours of singing clown-o-grams. Anyways, they're in the staff lounge, which leaves me to look for... (''Sarah looks at the computer screen for the first time and pauses.'') Nice. Looks like somebody needs a date. Anyway. Okay. So I'm searching saved emails. Searching... Searching... Searching... Heh. Loser. Let this be a lesson to you all. Never leave your company message system login and password confirmation in your saved email's box and then leave your computer on. You never know who might stop by the office when you're out. Okay, so. (''Sarah takes out a pen and begins writing on her hand.'') Login. TMAC. (''A door is heard opening and closing. Sarah quickly takes the camera and bolts.'')

(''Cut to see Ted entering the office'')

'''Ted:''' I can't believe I had to come all the back to get the notes for my speech just because you weren't answering the phone.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry Mr. McKinley... I had a singing telegram from a secret admirer. Heh. It was just a clown.

(''Ted goes to his workstation'')

'''Ted:''' And what did you decide, to give the clown a tour around the office.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry.

'''Ted:''' Sorry isn't good enough. I already had my day interrupted and I might not make it back in time to make it to the panel. Next time you answer that phone.

(''Cut to Daniel running down the stairs'')

'''Daniel:''' I can't believe you didn't get the password, it was right there in front of you.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, ya know I can't believe you let McKinley walk right in. What would you have done if I got caught?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. Maybe some juggling. You coming?

==Notes==
* Link to [[Ted McKinley]]'s Match.com [http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=B1OM9eilcMhbqabc36JPsw%3d%3d&lid=21 profile].

Looking For A Date

2008-01-12T03:18:29Z

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| description = Daniel and I went to Verdus and all we found was the macman.
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(''A door closes on a view of the city street. Pan to see Sarah heading towards a staircase. She is holding a bouquet of flowers. Sarah gafaws as she looks over her shoulder looking a Daniel offscreen.'')

'''Sarah:''' Wow...

'''Daniel:''' The things I do to get a smile out of you...

'''Sarah:''' Oh, no no no no no. You're not doing this for me, you're doing this for your new girlfriend... Kelly.

'''Daniel:''' Haha. Ahh no.

'''Sarah:''' You know, give me that.

'''Daniel:''' (''mumbles something'')...girlfriends.

'''Sarah:''' Anyway you're the one who should be on camera, so...

(''Sarah takes the camera from Daniel and turns it to show Daniel in a clown outfit. Daniel shrugs. Sarah and Daniel laugh together. Daniel blows his clown hair out of his face.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, how did you get her name anyway.

'''Daniel:''' I called up Verdus and asked for Ted McKinley's office and when she answered we started talking and I could tell she kinda dug me so... I asked her for her name. She gave it to me.

'''Sarah:''' Smooth... (''Camera pans back to Sarah'') For a clown. {''Camera turns back to Daniel'') How do you know he wouldn't be there.

'''Daniel:''' Kelly said he would be in a conference... All day. ('Daniel drops a bicycle horn and bends down to pick it up.'')

'''Sarah:''' You are ridiculous.

'''Daniel:''' Heh, heh. Shut up.

(''Cut to Daniel inside an elevator pushing a floor button.'')

'''Sarah:''' I can't believe let us walk right in.

'''Daniel:''' Nobody questions a clown. Give me those flowers.

(''Sarah hands the flowers to Daniel. Daniel faces the elevator door and waits for them to open. The door opens and he walks out. He proceeds through the halls and hops into an office with a flourish. He hands the flowers to Kelly. He begins dancing and singing in a silly voice.'')

'''Daniel:''' You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. So don't take my sunshine away... (''Daniel honks his horn. Kelly tentatively claps her hands.'')

(''Cut to Sarah roaming the halls, finding a computer with the match.com site on it.'')

'''Sarah:''' Okay. So, Mr. Happy Clown convinced Ted's assistant that he needed a glass of water or something.
You know, too many hours of singing clown-o-grams. Anyways, they're in the staff lounge, which leaves me to look for... (''Sarah looks at the computer screen for the first time and pauses.'') Nice. Looks like somebody needs a date. Anyway. Okay. So I'm searching saved emails. Searching... Searching... Searching... Heh. Loser. Let this be a lesson to you all. Never leave your company message system login and password confirmation in your saved email's box and then leave your computer on. You never know who might stop by the office when you're out. Okay, so. (''Sarah takes out a pen and begins writing on her hand.'') Login. TMAC. (''A door is heard opening and closing. Sarah quickly takes the camera and bolts.'')

(''Cut to see Ted entering the office'')

'''Ted:''' I can't believe I had to come all the back to get the notes for my speech just because you weren't answering the phone.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry Mr. McKinley... I had a singing telegram from a secret admirer. Heh. It was just a clown.

(''Ted goes to his workstation'')

'''Ted:''' And what did you decide, to give the clown a tour around the office.

'''Kelly:''' I'm sorry.

'''Ted:''' Sorry isn't good enough. I already had my day interrupted and I might not make it back in time to make it to the panel. Next time you answer that phone.

(''Cut to Daniel running down the stairs'')

'''Daniel:''' I can't believe you didn't get the password, it was right there in front of you.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, ya know I can't believe you let McKinley walk right in. What would you have done if I got caught?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know. Maybe some juggling. You coming?

==Notes==
* Link to [[Ted McKinley]]'s Match.com [http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=B1OM9eilcMhbqabc36JPsw%3d%3d&lid=21 profile].

The Kiss-Off

2008-01-11T12:00:22Z

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==Transcript==
(''Daniel is adjusting the camera while sitting in front of a plain orange wall. He is handling a towell which he tosses over his shoulder.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hey guys. [[Sarah]] and I got back last night, and we're about to head out... and check up on our friends at [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]]. For those of you wondering, [[Mallory]] was here when we got back. The short answer is I asked her to leave. I didn't even tell her why, but... a lot of you know why, so I want to thank you for looking out.

(''Cut to Daniel in a different room.'')

'''Daniel:''' See, so here's the deal; I've never been the guy who's had a girlfriend his whole life. We all know those guys out there who just ''always'' have a girl. But I mean... Straight up? [[Bree]] was, like, the first girl I ever kissed. I mean like a ''real''... kiss. And then everything else with Sarah... you guys know. Anyways, the point is that I've never would have even considered that [[Being Stalked|DelMundo's video]] could have been a fake. That Mallory would want me back so badly that she would put out a bogus stalker video and try to pin it on someone. But you guys spotted it; you checked the time stamps all from the same day. You all basically stopped me from getting ''played''! So... (''Daniel puts his hands together in praise. In a high pitched voice'') Thank you... (''quietly'') so much. (''In normal voice'') So Mallory, I guess I'm saying now what I couldn't say in person: we're done. It's not why everyone probably thinks. It's not because you made a video and lied to me, or because you cheated on me with [[Professor DelMundo|DelMundo]]; it's because I need to be there for my friends, and I really want to be there for Sarah. So, Mal, I'll see ya when I see ya.

==Notes==
This video confirms that Mal's stalking video was fake.