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The Mad Scientist

2007-06-20T06:51:17Z

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'''The Mad Scientist''' is the two hundred fifteenth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Music plays and Sarah points the camera at Jonas and Daniel as they are all in the car. She then turns the camera to herself.'')

'''Sarah:''' After Taylor cracked the barcode, Daniel found some name of a research scientist or something in the box that Bree's dad left.

'''Daniel:''' Isaac Gilman- he's a scientist.

'''Sarah:''' So we're going to some research institute in San Diego to try and track down the mad scientist named Gilman.

'''Daniel:''' He's not a mad scientist. He's a geneticist.

'''Sarah:''' What if he is mad?!

(''Daniel films Sarah and Daniel at a gas station. It shows Sarah pumping gas; Jonas standing by a traffic pole looking sad; Sarah bobbing her head, most likely to music; a closeup of Jonas; Sarah's face through a car window; and lastly another closeup of Jonas with his arm now to his head.'')

'''Sarah:''' Here we are at the Wyman Foundation. Inside those walls, could be our mad, genetic scientist.

'''Jonas:''' Could you please stop with the mad scientist crap, please?

'''Sarah:''' It's a joke.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, this is important.

'''Daniel:''' Dude she's just keepin' it light.

'''Jonas:''' Well why does everything have to be light, man? Look, there's a guy out there, who might be able to help us help Bree. Do you not get what's going on?!

'''Sarah:''' I get it I just...

'''Jonas:''' No I don't think you do! I don't think you do.

'''Sarah:''' No, I get it.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah make another joke.

'''Sarah:''' I get it.

(''The camera shows Daniel putting on a doctor uniform with sped up dialogue in background.)

'''Jonas:''' You think you can pull this off again?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''Very fast speed-up on Daniel putting on uniform.'')

'''Daniel:''' How's this?

'''Jonas:''' (''Fixes a fold in Daniel's coat'') It's good.

'''Daniel:''' (''As if rehearsing'') I have a meeting with Dr. Isaac Gilman.

'''Jonas:''' Good luck buddy.

'''Daniel:''' Thanks. See ya.

(''The camera shows Daniel in a grassy area, most likely the buildings courtyard.'')

'''Jonas:''' Looks like Sarah's trimmin' the lawn. You, uh, you trimmin' the lawn there, skippy?

'''Sarah:''' Um, I'm sorry about before.

'''Jonas:''' Ah, yeah, you know what? Forget it.

'''Sarah:''' It's just um, I know this must suck for you guys. ...style. I'm sorry about what happened with Bree.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

(''The camera shows Daniel jogging to car in uniform.'')

'''Jonas:''' Here comes our Dr. Danny.

(''Daniel enters the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' What happened man?

'''Daniel:''' Let's go.

'''Sarah:''' What's wrong?

'''Daniel:''' I'll tell you later. Let's go let's go. Just, let's go.

'''Daniel:''' He's not here; the receptionist had no idea who I was talking about. And she called human resources and they asked me to leave the property immediately.

'''Jonas:''' What does that mean? Does that mean he quit?

'''Daniel:''' It means that they just said that there is no Isaac Gilman with the Wyman Foundation. That's it.

'''Jonas:''' Fuck! (''Slamming the car door'') We're screwed! Man, we got nothing else! If anybody out there knows this Isaac Gilman, please get in touch with us. Fuck!

==Notes==
*This is the second time Daniel has impersonated a doctor, the first time being [[Let's Play Doctor]].
*Jonas' plea at the end of the video may be a foreshadowing of a new canon character.

Like A Virgin

2007-06-15T07:57:55Z

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| caption = Watch out, Jonas, you'll soon need a boat.
| blogger = Taylor
| date = June 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|272}}
| forumid = 11367
| length = 2:24
| description = Sorry Jonas, but your email was just too much . . . I had to make this video.
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'''Like A Virgin''' is the two hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' As many of you know, Jonas sent me an email. This email was also CC'd to Sarah and BCC'd to Daniel. Just between you and I, Jonas, it seems like there's a lot of mixed messages going on here. Teacher Taylor's gonna break it down for you. Mixed message number one: well, "just between you and I" is really mixed message number one so...Mixed message number two: "And Sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now." Very interesting. According to my analysis, what you're really saying is that you, Jonas, want to give my sister, Sarah, freaky pleasure. Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky... Anyone that would take the time to be so condescending as to define a word such as "callous"...I dunno. I'd say callous kinda says it all. "And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?" It was my first time. What is up with that? And twice you ask "What's your sister's problem?" Here's the thing - there are other people in this world. Lots. And, believe it or not, Jonas, they all have problems. So, yes, Sarah has problems too. She's selfish. She's selfish because...well...she just is. ''(Whispers)'' Probably genetic. ''(Normal volume)'' She's confused. She's confused because she's at a crossroads in her life. I mean, she just finished high school, and she has her whole life ahead of her. She doesn't know what to do next. She's hurt. Sarah's really hurt by what's going on with our parents. It doesn't take a lot of thinking to figure out that one. I'd like to thank everyone for joining me for this week's session of "De-constructing Jonas." I hope you can all join me next week, when I look into more of the many reasons why so many people ''("Like Jonas" pops up on the screen)'' think that the world only revolves around them and their problems. ''(Taylor curtsies.)''

==Notes==
* A transcript of the email is available [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=403381&sid=22bd786f107a8bb26b28250b6cf5c7ff#40338 here].
*The title of this video is also the title of a popular Madonna song.
* [[Jonas]] neither denies nor confirms anything concerning himself and [[Bree]] having sex in his email.
* [[Taylor]]'s "De-constructing Jonas" might be a parody of Bree's "[[Proving Science Wrong (series)| Proving Science Wrong]]" series of videos.
* In the email, Jonas says: "oh, sorry, let me define 'callous' for anyone who might be reading this (like sarah) who's command of the english language seems to be limited to 'do you wanna?'." [sic] In this sentence alone, Jonas makes several grammatical and punctuation errors, as well as common mistakes made by those with a "limited command" of the English language. (He also opens the email with the common mistake, "between you and I," which Taylor repeats.) Jonas, while attempting to be condescending, comes across as foolish.
* Taylor mentions that the e-mail was "BCC'd to Daniel". BCC is an abbreviation for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_carbon_copy Blind Carbon Copy]. The e-mail addresses in this field cannot be seen by other recipients.
*During the sped up segment where Taylor seems to be making repetitive noises into a megaphone, slowing down the audio reveals that she is actually humming the "Mexican Jumping Bean" song.
* While talking about [[Sarah]]'s "problems", Taylor refers to her and Sarah's parents as "her parents"--not "our parents". This could be a simple slip of words on the actress's part, or it could possibly mean that Taylor's adopted. But, also, perhaps, could allude to the unlikely scenario of Taylor and Sarah having two different fathers. Otherwise, she was just trying to distance herself in her analysis of her sister's problems.
* Taylor's defense of her sister may be from guilt due in part to her previous video, where she referred to Sarah as a "slut".

Like A Virgin

2007-06-15T07:45:41Z

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The Anti-Cribs

2006-12-28T05:38:21Z

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'''The Anti-Cribs''' is the ninety-first video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Jonas is in the library.)''

'''Jonas:''' Hey, listen, Bree, Daniel, what're you guys doing? You know, you're living in an abandoned building and you're eating garbage. I just think it's ridiculous that you guys are suffering when you could be here with me. I've asked you a buncha times, I've sent messages, went in the chat room... I guess you just don't trust me. I don't know what to do about that, don't know how to convince you, so, I figured in the meantime, I'll make a little video, a little tour of my house and prove to you that I've got room for you both. Maybe that'll help. Maybe it will. I dunno. Let's go. ''(Jonas is sitting on the stairs.)'' This place has a few spare bedrooms so the good news is you both'll have a little space of your own. I never had any brothers or sisters so I'd think it'd be kinda cool to share this place with someone. ''(Jonas is standing in a hall.)'' So, after my parent's... disappearance, umm, my nanny was appointed my guardian and a bunch of lawyers took care of all the money and stuff like that. My nanny, she was the sweetest lady on Earth, and she raised me since I was a kid, but, umm, you know, she left when I was 18. She just wanted to live closer to her grandkids and I don't blame her. You know, this place is so isolated, it's in the middle of nowhere. But, uhh, I miss her. ''(Jonas is in front of a closed door.)'' This is my parent's room. Nobody's allowed in there. It's just too personal. ''(Jonas is in another hallway.)'' So, up here is my bedroom, uhh, and the spare bedroom, that's usually where my friends crash. Daniel, Mr. Beast if I can call you that, that's where you can stay. ''(A Rhyming Dictionary by The Seldon Plan plays in the background.)'' Bree, you can have your own bedroom and bathroom downstairs. So, I'm not going to show you my room. I'm not going to do the whole Cribs thing where I point to the bed and go "This is where all the magic happens." It's kinda cheesy. ''(Jonas is back in the library.)'' Guys, I really wanna help you. I don't know how else to convince you. You know, if showing you that there's an alternative to sleeping on the streets didn't do it, I dunno, maybe you can gimme a test or something, I dunno. So that's it. That's my offer. Uhh, if you still don't wanna take it, just get yourselves off the streets, alright? It's not safe. Alright, later guys.

==Notes==
*Many fans criticized Jonas's "virtual tour" of his house because it actually never showed more than his very barren upstairs hallway (very different from the library). He pointed out the doors to his parents room and his own from the hallway, but never went inside any rooms.
*The title of this video "The Anti-Cribs" is a reference to the popular television show MTV Cribs, in which celebrities give tours of their homes.

Investigating Gemma - NBR 7

2006-12-24T09:30:49Z

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| number = NBR7
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| caption = Let's see... Gemma ''Chen''? Gemma ''Sanchez''? Those are British names, right?
| date = December 18th, 2006
| url = [http://one.revver.com/watch/123989 revver.com]
| description = I got an anonymous tip that led me to Gemma's house.
| tags = [[nikkibowerreport]] [[gemmers19]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[tachyon]] [[stakeout]]
| Previous = Where Is Jonas? - NBR 6
| Next = Happy Holidays LG15 - NBR 8
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'''Investigating Gemma - NBR 7''' is the seventh video in the NIkki Bower Report series. It was posted in response to [[Gemma? (Part III)|Gemma? [Part III]]].

==Transcript==
''(Nikki is standing by a tree, wearing sunglasses. She takes them off.)''

'''Nikki:''' It's me! Nikki B.! I'm sleuthing! ''(Puts sunglasses back on.)'' I'm being undercover because there is a lot to investigate this week. The forum is bustling... lots going on... particularly about [[Gemma]]. Who is this Gemma person? Apparently, now she's working for the order. Megawoman and Inigo have called upon ''(points at herself)'' yours truly to find out where Gemma resides. ''(Sunglasses back on.)'' But LA is a huge place. How does one go about finding one person in a sea of millions? I was lucky enough to get an anonymous message that gave me the ZIP Code of where Gemma is residing. I don't know if it was from [[Tachyon]] herself or one of her cohorts, but it did tell me a ZIP Code, and I'm gonna take that piece of information and ''(makes running motion with hands)'' run wild with it. Our friend Nancy Drew tells us: ''(reads from book)'' "When you want to know if and where a location exists in a state, simply call the state capital. Yeah! That's what I did. I picked up the phone, I dialled Sacramento and, bada-bing-bada-boom, here I am. ''(Gestures theatrically while camera pans up to show a building.)''

''(Nikki is standing in front of the stairs leading up to the building entrance.)''

'''Nikki:''' Here we are at Gemma's building, thanks to my local Congressman. Now this is the place where we saw Gemma with [[Lucy]]. I'm gonna go up there and see if we can find Gemma herself. Come on! ''(Gestures to camera.)''

[TRANSCRIPT INCOMPLETE]

==Notes==
*Though Nikki stated she discovered the location of Gemma's zipcode by calling her her local Congressman in Sacramento. Congressmen are federal officials however, and so operate out of the nation's capitol rather than the state capital. She would have been calling her state representative, if anyone, if she did indeed call Sacramento (though a mapquest search for the zipcode would have turned up the location much easier!)
*The fact that Nikki spotted what was allegedly Gemma and Lucy (not to mention that she did not seek out an interview or a better view of the two) may be evidence that she is indeed a canon character in the LG15 series.