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Help Me Get Charlie

2008-04-24T15:28:58Z

217.43.198.7: bullocks? sheesh.

'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 138
| image = KM0138-GavinShower.jpg
| caption = That feels good after 2 weeks
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071215
| url = {{KM|164}}
| forumid = 473
| length = 3:40
| description = Thanks for posting on my blog - I took your advice on board. You can see me naked in this!
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = 'Don't Do Me No Harm' by Beight [http://www.magnatune.com/artists/albums/beight-rhythm]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Smells like Xmas spirit
| Next = The Last Time
| PreviousB = Deal with the Devil
| NextB = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextC = KateModern Week 21 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is in his room, wearing a robe. He walks to the balcony doors and opens them slightly to look outside. He closes the door and sits down in front of the camera.''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Sighs, playing with his hair''.) I posted a blog a few days ago asking you guys for some help. Um, to help me get Charlie back. And it was sort of- It was supposed to be like, uh, like a "[[Subservient Lee]]" thing. You know? I was expecting you to say things like, uh... "Dress up as cupid", or, um, "do a Tony Hadley impression", or... And I- I was half expecting somebody to say something like write her a sorry card in my own blood or something. But it wasn't like that. You actually all wrote to tell me just to... sort my life out, and get myself together. (''Sniffs his armpit''.) And you know what? You are absolutely right. So... (''Gets out a piece of paper''.) Stephanie Gibson, Opladybug, Anna, Claire W-, Punk Rock Princess, Kianna F, Lynsey C, Steven P, and- and every one of you out there who care enough about me to actually tell it like it is, thank you. (''Claps his hands together, rubs them, and then gets up to leave''.) Oh, and Darriin F'n Aitch, you need help, mate. Headbutting a girl's never gonna get you anywhere. (''Shakes his head''.)

(''Cut to Gavin in the bathroom as music starts to play. He turns on the shower and tests the temperature with his hand. Gavin throws one sock at a time at the camera and then takes off his robe. In the shower, Gavin holds the curtain as an attempt to hide himself from the camera. He washes his chest and then his leg. Gavin exits the shower with a blue towel around his waist and dries his hair. He puts cream on his nose, balm on his lips, and then puts his robe back on and leans toward the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm back!

(''Cut to the street outside Charlie's office. The camera catches Charlie leaving''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wish me luck! (''Runs to catch up with Charlie''.) Charlie! Charlie, wait! Hey! Hey, it's me! Charlie!

'''Charlie:''' I don't want to see you or hear about your stupid ideas to win me back, Gav, it's not gonna work. Don't even- No, don't even bother. (''Starts to walk away''.)

'''Gavin:''' No, no. Hey, hey, I know it won't work. I know it won't work. Listen. Listen. You won't hear any stupid ideas from me, okay? I-I-I know I was wrong to try and win you back like that. Just hear me out, okay? (''Charlie shakes her head''.) I acted like a- a complete doughnut, I know. You know? That [[Project Orwell|software]] thing, it had me all upside-down and confused about what was important and what wasn't, but you know, that- that's over now. Yes, I'm sorry I smelt like a rodent carcass, but let me help you f-find those girls. Bollocks to [[Terrence]] and [[Deal with the Devil|the plan]]. Just... Just come home and we can start all over again.

'''Charlie:''' (''Shaking her head''.) It's not gonna work, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughs''.) I'll let you keep your socks on...

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Gavin:''' Honest.

'''Charlie:''' What's the matter with you?

'''Gavin:''' I'm madly in love with you and I don't want you to leave me. Come on, you're not gonna... (''Puts his hand on Charlie's shoulder''.) Make me lock you in my office for a whole weekend so I can get my way again, eh? (''Laughs''.) Come on, just the weekend, and then we'll take it from there. No strings.

'''Charlie:''' One condition.

'''Gavin:''' Name it.

'''Charlie:''' You clean your room, and you take down your [[The List|Wall of Hate]].

'''Gavin:''' Consider it done.

(''Gavin puts his arm around Charlie and the two set off down the street together. The camera pans up to catch Gavin kiss her on the cheek''.)

==Notes==
* This is the first instance of partial nudity in any LG15 video.
* The line "Rodent Carcass" was actually posted in a comment from the user Steven P.

The Ice Man

2008-04-24T15:26:27Z

217.43.198.7: plum??

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 144
| image = KM0145-Terrence.JPG
| caption = Unfortunately, also not Cliff Richard
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071224
| url = {{KM|169}}
| forumid = 498
| length = 2:47
| description = I would have done anything to get out of the house. Anything but this...
| location = London
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Watcher|Pete Gibbons}}

| Previous = Coming Home for Xmas
| Next = War is Over
| PreviousB = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextB = Frozen Friendship
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 22 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is inside Terrence's car at a service station. The camera pans around and eventually zooms in on the steering wheel, which displays the Aston Martin emblem. Gavin then brings the camera to look at his face''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wh-who were you expecting? Cliff-bloody-Richard? Yeah, no such luck. Well, this has to be the weirdest Christmas ''I've'' ever experienced. First up, on Friday, [[Charlie]] came 'round with [[Kate]] in tow, saying that they wanted to stay over Christmas. Well, that took me ''completely'' by surprise. And... Well, it's not all exactly "Jingle Bells" in the flat, either. The demon art student hasn't got a single word to say for herself, and Charlie's gone into full-on bloody Stepford Wife mode trying to pretend to herself and everybody else that everything's perfectly fine. It's doing my head in! And if I'm totally honest, I would- would have given anything to get out of the house, but... Well, now... Things have all slightly gone wr-...

(''Terrence opens the car door and gets in. The camera pans over to show him''.)

'''Terrence:''' What are you doing?

'''Gavin:''' Uhm... Just, uh... I'll put it away.

'''Terrence:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't put it away. (''Puts the key in the ignition''.) We're, uh... We're gonna want to show everyone our little Christmas present. (''Puts on his seatbelt''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, uh... I was just thinking about that, and, actually... I-I was just thinking, I-I-I could do with going and seeing [[Joan|Auntie Joan]], really.

'''Terrence:''' Auntie Joan? What a good idea. Can I come? (''Gavin looks worriedly at the camera as they start to drive away. Terrence begins singing "The Christmas Song"''.) "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"...

(''Cut to Gavin closing the car door behind him. He follows Terrence, who is carrying a flashlight, to a van''.)

'''Gavin:''' Um, Terrence? Where e- where exactly are we going?

'''Terrence:''' I told you, it's a surprise.

'''Gavin:''' (''Whispering to the camera''.) He wouldn't kill me at Christmas, would he? Jesus wouldn't like it. Oh, please just tell me this is just because you've stolen a load of frozen turkeys.

'''Terrence:''' Gav, please. I'm not a bloody criminal. I'm, uh- I'm just a man looking for all his Christmas dreams to, uh... (''Opens the back door of the van, revealing the Watcher. He shines the flashlight in his face''.) To come true. (''Beats the Watcher over the head with the flashlight and closes the door''.) ...So! Send a little message to his bosses, shall we? (''Leans in closely to the camera''.) Unless you want to leave your muscle-head to permanently turn into Frosty the Snowman, I wanna find my [[Project Orwell|stolen software]] under my Christmas tree. Understood? ... Did you get that?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, I got it.

'''Terrence:''' Right. Well, let's get you home, so, uh, you can upload it and we can watch Midnight Mass. (''Walks toward the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wait... Are we just gonna leave him in there?

'''Terrence:''' Certainly am.

'''Gavin:''' (''Pans the camera toward Terrence''.) But, um... He'll die.

'''Terrence:''' Yeah, eventually.

'''Gavin:''' Well... Um... (''Pans the camera back to the van''.) Shit. (''Follows Terrence toward the car''.) D-, uh, Does this mean you don't need that flash drive with all the girls' names on it anymore?

'''Terrence:''' Gav... You couldn't, uh, put a word in for me with Charlie's mate Kate, could you? You know, I- I love a tasty blonde.

'''Gavin:''' Uh... Yeah.

'''Terrence:''' Oh, magic. (''Continues to the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Terrence, the flash drive... Um...

==Notes==
*While it is not shown in the video where exactly the van was parked, it can be inferred that it is somewhere near Burdett Road in East London, due to the service station shown at the beginning.