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Backyard Bikini Patrol

2008-05-22T00:55:11Z

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| caption = Kisses for my baby Carl!
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| length = 4:31
| description = We're under house arrest, but that doesn't mean girls won't have fun.
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==Transcript==
(''Music is playing and the sun is shining through the trees. The camera pans down past the back door of the rented house to Sarah sitting in a lounge chair drinking a cocktail''.)

'''Sarah:''' So, ever since Emma got back, it's official: Girls rule. See, we have a 2:1 ratio which means that if ever there's a vote, we win. Today we voted that we get the outside all to ourselves. No boys allowed.

(''Cut to Gina staining some wood. Music begins playing again. Cut back to Sarah''.)

'''Sarah:''' (''Looks at Gina'') What are you doing?

(''Sarah turns to camera to Gina'')

'''Gina:''' (''Annoyed'') Making something for Emma.

'''Sarah:''' (''In a Southern accent'') Hmm, well isn't that nice! Will you pass me a red key? (''Gina sighs and reaches into a bowl with her hands'') No, not like that! You have to bring the bowl over because your hands are all stainey. (''Gina rolls her eyes and brings the bowl over''.)

'''Gina:''' You're such a pain.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well you're not much better. Hold on, I wanna get the red ones. (''Sarah fishes through the bowl''.)

'''Emma:''' Ooh, I'm glad you guys are getting along.

(''Emma walks out in a bikini and joins Sarah and Gina. Sarah groans. She zooms in on Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Eh! It's... sunny. Nice change of pace. (''Emma looks at Gina and sits down''.)

'''Sarah:''' Getting along?

'''Emma:''' Yes.

'''Sarah:''' (''High pitched'') What's up with that?

'''Emma:''' (''Imitating Sarah'') What's up with that?

'''Sarah:''' Yeah!

'''Emma:''' I saw the videos. The Daniel drama. (''Emma takes a sip of a drink out of a red cup''.)

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well we put that way behind us.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face'') Yeah?

'''Sarah:''' It's true. Besides, I'm happy with [[Carl]]. For now.

(''Emma makes a scared face at Gina while Sarah points the camera at her''.)

'''Gina:''' And Daniel and I are just friends.

'''Sarah:''' And it's better that way because he was never right for you.

'''Gina:''' (''Rolls her eyes'') Sure.

(''Camera pans back to Emma''.)

'''Emma:''' Really? Well then who is he right for Sarah? Hmm?

'''Sarah:''' No comment.

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs, takes a sip of her drink, and nods'') Okay.

(''Sarah giggles''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Turns to Gina'') What's that?

(''Sarah turns the camera to Gina''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Little something for your Nancy Drew collection.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns camera to Emma'') Aww!

'''Emma:''' (''Looks at camera with a happy frown on her face'') Really? Gina!

(''Emma jumps up and runs to give Gina a hug''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Squeals'') Thank you!

'''Gina:''' (''Smiling'') Aww.

'''Emma:''' I love it!

'''Sarah:''' Put me to sleep.

'''Emma:''' Thank you!

'''Gina:''' You're welcome.

'''Emma:''' (''Looking at what seems to be a bookshelf'') No one's ever done that for me before.

'''Gina:''' (''Wiping her hands with the dirty rag'') So what now?

'''Sarah:''' Why don't we play a little game called "I Never..."?

(''Gina throws the rag and sits down''.)

'''Emma:''' (''Goes to sit back down'') What's "I Never..."?

'''Sarah:''' Hmm, well... (''Turns camera back to herself'') I say something that I've never done and if you have done it then you have to drink or in this case, eat an M&M. Except for the red ones because they're mine. (''Eats a red M&M and turns the camera back to Emma''.) Why don't you start?

'''Emma:''' Me?

'''Sarah:''' Yup.

'''Emma:''' (''Looks nervously at Gina'') Okay. (''Makes a face'') Let me see... okay.

'''Gina:''' You... you want some?

'''Emma:''' (''Laughs'') Uh, no... cause I never um... won an Olympic medal before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, no! (''Gina laughs in the background'') It can't be something like that!

'''Emma:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' It has to be something... something better than that. Something juicy.

'''Emma:''' (''Makes a face and smiles'') Kay... Um... (''Sits back'') I never... this is embarrassing... I never danced with a boy.

(''Sarah grunts and eats an M&M. Emma and Sarah look at Gina. Gina eats an M&M''.)

'''Sarah:''' What!?

'''Emma:''' Ooh!!

'''Sarah:''' Who have you danced with? Who?

'''Gina:''' [[Dr. Hart]].

'''Sarah:''' Ew.

'''Emma:''' Gina...

'''Gina:''' No, it wasn't like that. He just taught me how to Waltz. (''Shrugs'')

'''Sarah:''' You waltzed with him?

'''Gina:''' (''Nods'') Yeah. It was something that he did before experiments to just help me relax.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Emma'') That's... weird.

'''Emma:''' That's horrible.

'''Sarah:''' (''Turns the camera back to Gina'') So, anything less creepy?

'''Gina:''' Um... I've never kissed a boy before.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, you girls need to live a little.

'''Gina:''' (''Smiles'') Sorry we're not making out with boys left and right. We didn't go to high school, remember?

'''Emma:''' (''Camera turned back on her'') Uh huh!

'''Gina:''' I never even had detention!

'''Emma:''' And I never nailed calculus before.

'''Sarah:''' Oh I did.

'''Gina:''' (''Camera back on her'') Yeah! And I never even went to prom!

'''Emma:''' (''Camera on her'') Me neither! I actually always wanted to, um, ever since I saw Sixteen Candles. (''Grins embarrassedly'') Is that embarassing?

'''Sarah:''' Wait a minute... (''Emma laughs, falls back into her chair, and covers her face'') Wait a minute. We have a trespasser. (''Sarah turns the camera to Daniel who is watering the plants behind her''.)

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Emma:''' Ewww!

'''Daniel:''' I'm just watering the plants.

'''Sarah:''' (''Throws M&Ms at Daniel'') Do you even care?

'''Daniel:''' That's all. I'm keeping it healthy.

'''Sarah:''' No! Seriously, do you even care about the backyard?

'''Daniel:''' Um... nope!

(''Daniel turns the hose on Sarah. Sarah screams and the music begins playing again. Sarah flails around with the camera trying to avoid the hose. The girls are screaming and Daniel is spraying Emma and Gina with the hose as they run around the yard. Sarah throws M&Ms at Daniel and Daniel gets her with the hose. The girls run inside the house where Jennie is sitting on her laptop''.)

'''Jennie:''' You guys, you guys. Come take a look at this. (''The girls huddle around Jennie''.)

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Jennie:''' C'mere. I think Salinas just sent us a message on his website. It's an excerpt from his latest campaign speech. Listen. "I want to assure my young supporters that I have developments planned for the week's end that will assure our ultimate goal of ascending to higher office." (''Jennie turns to Emma'') I mean... (''Jennie turns to Gina'') Do you think?

'''Sarah:''' (''Talking into the camera'') We don't know what Salinas' message meant. But... I refuse to let it ruin Emma's return. And you know... who knows what's gonna happen at the end of this week? And yes, we're nervous. But, at least us girls had a kick-ass day today. And, you know what? Tomorrow is gonna be even better.

==Notes==
*There are many signs of [[feminism]] in this video.
*Emma said that the movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Candles Sixteen Candles] made her want to go to prom. There is no prom in Sixteen Candles.

Backyard Bikini Patrol

2008-05-22T00:54:51Z

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Computer Penetration

2008-05-01T02:11:38Z

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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' We left [[The rented house|the rental]]. It felt too risky now that we know... You know, let me start at the beginning. There are two things we know for sure. One, there's a hit out on us. (''Cut to the video of [[Michelle Clore]] talking to the camera''.) Our names are basically on an [[the Order|Order]] hit list. If you want to ascend, if you want to become an [[Elder]], you have to...kill one of us. (''Cut to Steve running from [[Outta Here]]''.) Jonas was targeted in England... (''Cut to the shooter from [[Crazy Border Crossing!!]]''.) The rest of us were targeted here.

(''Cut to Daniel''.)

The second thing we know? We know who it is. We found out this morning. [[Taylor]] hacked the state DMV and got the car's registration. It's a Secret Service car that provides protection to - and you're not gonna believe this... (''Cut to a shot of a poster saying "Vote EDWARD SALINAS for US CONGRESS"''.) Edward Salinas. He's a local politician running for US Congress. I mean, the Order's infiltrated our corporations, and now our government? How high does this thing go?

(''Cut to Daniel on his laptop''.)

It's been a while since you guys saw Taylor, so I'm gonna let her explain how she hacked in. Taylor, you're on. (''Daniel looks confused as his computer sits silent''.) Taylor? I swear I had it a second ago. What the hell?

(''Daniel grabs the camera and turns it toward the laptop's screen. Electronic noise is seen and Salinas is suddenly on the screen''.)

'''Edward Salinas:''' Keep moving, if you want to. Nevada, New Mexico, Idaho... Wherever you are, I'll be waiting. Keep up the pace, but I ''will'' win this race. I ''will'' ascend to higher office. And remember, vote Salinas for US Congress in November. Oh, wait... That might be a little difficult for you.

(''The video cuts out. Cut to Gina, Steve, Jennie, and Jonas looking over Daniel's shoulder at the laptop''.)

'''Daniel:''' The signal was broadcasting directly into my IP address. But now it's just gone. Like we never got it.

'''Jonas:''' This guy could get to us anywhere. I mean, even for the Order, this is--

'''Steve:''' It's a whole new level. We came to the States to escape. Those were the days, eh, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. Kind of makes me wish I was back in London.

(''Cut to Jennie on the laptop as Steve paces in the background''.)

'''Jennie:''' Salinas is hosting a fund raiser at a hotel tomorrow.

'''Jonas:''' Well, this is our chance to go after him.

'''Gina:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, it's the last place he'd expect us to be. You- You saw the video. He thinks we're on the run, out of state...

'''Daniel:''' Come on, Jonas, he could be bluffing! Salinas has only been one step behind us this whole time. Which might not be a coincidence... if there's an inside man.

'''Steve:''' You're not back to that again, are you?

'''Daniel:''' Lot of phone calls, Steve.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I told you, I was phoning a mate.

'''Daniel:''' Okay, prove it. Let's see your cell phone.

(''Steve takes his cell phone out of his pocket''.)

'''Steve:''' You need to start trusting people. (''Puts his phone on the table''.)

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, maybe I should. Now how about you press redial and put our minds to rest?

'''Jonas:''' Steve, you don't have to do that. Daniel, you're being stupid.

'''Daniel:''' No! Let him make the call. Press redial. Seriously. Press redial and w--

'''Jonas:''' Dan- Daniel, please.

'''Daniel:''' What? I'll forget all about it. Just press redial.

(''Steve grabs his phone angrily off of the table and hits the redial button''.)

'''Jonas:''' Steve...

(''Steve's phone is on loudspeaker. It dials and then a voice says "You have reached the [[Hymn of One]]. Tell us your eternal song."''.)

'''Daniel:''' You're leading them right to us.

'''Steve:''' You think I told him to shoot me to make it look good? I was- I was phoning some old friends at the Hymn of One, trying to get them to break away from it.

'''Jennie:''' But why didn't you just tell us?

'''Steve:''' 'Cause I was afraid of the exact reaction he's having now. It's no wonder your friend [[Sarah]] [[Adios Amigos|buggered off]] with that [[Carl]] guy!

'''Daniel:''' No, you have no idea what you're--

'''Jonas:''' Daniel! Daniel, come on! Alright? If he was really working for them, do you think Salinas would kill his inside man?

'''Steve:''' Hey, you want more proof? (''Grabs his phone''.) Here. (''Throws the phone''.) I'm not the one you're after, okay? Salinas is! I will help you anyway I can, but you have to stop him from ascending. (''Walks away''.)

'''Jonas:''' Good job.

(''Cut to Daniel walking after Steve''.)

'''Daniel:''' (''Sighs''.) Steve is right about one thing. If we go to that fund raiser tomorrow, and if we can grab Edward Salinas, we might end this thing.

==Notes==
* A finger is visible in the frame when the TAAG are hovering over Daniel at the laptop.
* Edward Salinas's official website is at [http://edwardsalinas.com edwardsalinas.com].
* The description of the video may be a reference to movie "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Know_Who_Killed_Me I Know Who Killed Me ]" in which [[Jessica Lee Rose]] played a small role.