WC ONE

2008-03-07T16:52:43Z

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| caption = Justin is crazy!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = {{date|2008|March|6}}
| url = {{KM|241}}
| forumid = 606
| length = 4:22
| description = I preferred being my own boss. I think this Justin Credible guy may have escaped from a mental hospital.
| location = [[JTV Headquarters]]
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is in the kitchen playing with a screwdriver''.)

'''Gavin:''' Now, there's loads and loads of cameras knocking about this place, and it's, well, my job to test them all. So you already know Gavin the legend, thought maybe you'd want to know a little bit more about Gavin the man. Uh, so I thought I would give you a day in the life of a technical manager. Uh, and, at the moment, I'm working on some very, very "delicate" equipment. Uh... (''Pans the camera down to his crotch and laughs''.) Even more delicate than that! (''Shakes his head and puts the camera down''.) Um...

(''Gavin shows the screwdriver to the camera. Cut to him showing a tea bag to the camera. Cut to him sniffing a cup by the sink. Cut to Gavin showing a jug of milk to the camera. Cut to Gavin admiring his nails as he waits for the tea. Cut to Gavin shaking two packets of sugar at the camera. Cut to Gavin pouring the sugar into the cup. Cut to Gavin showing the screwdriver to the camera again. Gavin stirs the cup with the screwdriver and then extracts the tea bag from the cup and sips the tea.''.)

'''Gavin:''' Perfect.

(''Gavin walks out of the kitchen. Cut to Gavin sighing as he opens the door to the office. He turns the camera on himself as he walks to his desk''.)

'''Gavin:''' Now, it's important not to get in anyone's way. Just to be a "facilitator". So, watch me not get in anyone's way over in the corner here.

(''Gavin sits at his desk and zooms in on his teacup''.)

'''Gavin:''' Here we are. There's teacam. (''Pans to show a stack of biscuits''.) And this is the network, biscuitcam. (''Pans to show an individual biscuit''.) And, of course, biscuits+1. Know what? Justin'd probably stream that. Maybe I can ask him to give me a format fee.

(''Pans to show Lee at the desk across the aisle''.) And there's the team hard at work. (''Looks around the office. Gavin zooms in on Julia's breasts''.) Delicate equipment. Needs fine tuning. (''Julia adjusts her bra strap''.)

'''Lee:''' Aww, you saved my life. Hey, hey! Didn't have to get me a cup of tea as well. (''Grabs Gavin's teacup''.) Oh, go on, then. Oh, and biscuits as well! (''Grabs a biscuit''.) Tha-

'''Gavin:''' Give them back.

(''Justin enters the room, clapping''.)

'''Lee:''' No, we're a team now, Gav.

(''Gavin zooms in on Justin, who is wearing his clothes backwards''.)

'''Justin:''' Team, little bit of (''Points to his eye''.) eyeball time. Now, I know what you're thinking. But those lifts ''will'' be fixed by 4 o'clock; I promise. (''Looks at his clothes''.) Um, uh, it's a bet. Bet gone wrong. Bad bet.

'''Justin:''' So! How are Celebrity Burial Recreations going? Anybody? Julia: nun! Nun outfit for-for Lee? Is it here yet?

'''Julia:''' Uh... Sorry, Justin.

'''Justin:''' It's probably reception. Good luck with the latest pilot, team. I-I have to, uh... go now. (''Claps''.) Good luck!

(''Gavin zooms in on Justin's backwards clothing as he leaves. Julia walks over to Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Holds out a biscuit''.) Do you want a biscuit?

'''Julia:''' No.

'''Gavin:''' Biscuit? (''Julia slaps his hand away''.)

'''Julia:''' Do you think Justin's okay?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, he's alright.

'''Julia:''' No. I mean, do you think he's ''okay''? (''Points at her head''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, yeah; he's paying for all this. Although, he did push back that launch. And he keeps stockpiling all those crap TV shows on "Danger Scouse" over there.

'''Lee:''' Don't mind me...

'''Julia:''' Yeah, we don't let you know what's going on here, do we?

'''Lee:''' Yeah, and he's ''always'' in his office.

(''Cut to Julia and Gavin walking through the hall of the building''.)

'''Julia:''' So I've, um, I lost my tape and it's late, so, um, I just hope Justin's got it.

(''Gavin and Julia go over to the door of Justin's office. Gavin knocks and then picks the lock with his screwdriver''.)

'''Julia:''' Um... Gavin's helping.

'''Gavin:''' Well, that was easier than I thought...

(''Gavin opens the door to the office, and they proceed in. Lee records the sign to Justin's office, which says "Justin Credible TV C.E.O.". The office is covered in sticky notes, and its contents include a sink, a toilet, an office chair, and a table''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh my god...

'''Gavin:''' Whoah.

(''Lee zooms in on a picture of himself on the wall in a jockey outfit. The wall is covered with pictures of Julia in her bikini from [[Boobcast]]''.)

'''Lee:''' That is not my f-

'''Julia:''' (''Slams her hands over the pictures of herself''.) Gavin!

'''Lee:''' Why am I dressed like a jockey?

(''Cut to a closeup of Lee's jockey picture''.)

'''Julia:''' Well at least you're dressed. What the hell is going on?

'''Gavin:''' He is absolutely barking mad. (''Takes the camera from Lee and rips down sign for Justin's office, revealing the placard for the handicap WC''.)

==Notes==

Terry

2008-03-06T14:04:03Z

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| number = 195
| image = KM195-TerrenceHoO.jpg
| caption = Terry??? Nice jumper...
| blogger = Steve
| date = {{date|2008|March|5}}
| url = {{KM|240}}
| forumid = 603
| length = 3:34
| description = I haven't blogged for a while because I haven't really had anything worth saying. I still don't... Except I met this guy this afternoon and he seems very familiar...
| location = [[Brick Lane]], [[Hymn of One recruitment centers#The Hymn of One London Centre|The Hymn of One London Centre]]
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==Transcript==
(''Steve is walking down Brick Lane, toward the murder scene. He spots a cat in the middle of the street, which meows as he passes. A few more shots of the road are shown before Steve arrives at the scene; an airplane can be heard in the background''.)

'''Steve:''' This is how it goes. All traces gone. (''Looks at the wall''.) Any sense of what happened here. (''Sits on the curb. Steve uncorks a liquor bottle with his teeth and takes a drink''.) No [[Kate]], no [[Rupert Van Helden|Rupert]]... I looked inside and all I had was them. No amnesia. (''Laughs''.) Gets worse before it gets better. I screwed it. Crash and burn. (''Drinks from the bottle again''.)

I'm still here. It's backward. Got nowhere, got nothing. Got no one.

(''Steve gets up. Cut to Steve walking down a street. Cut to the [[Hymn of One]] centre. Steve sits on the front steps with his liquor bottle and a lit cigarette in his hand''.)

So I heard what [[Michelle Clore|Michelle]] [[Her Alibi|said about me]]. Ze Clawster! Well, screw the Claw, and the stone she crawled out from. (''Drinks from the bottle''.) Don't blame them; dump it on the screw-up! It's easy when things go your way. Faith. So we turn. (''Drinks from the bottle again''.)

'''Terrence:''' Your eternal song's always there for you. (''Steve moves the camera to show Terrence standing on the steps''.) Sometimes the volume's down low, or our ears are blocked. Or sometimes the intro's too long. But you've finally come to the right place. Have you heard of the Hymn of One? Look, don't worry, I'm not gonna start singing at you. Unless you want me to. (''Laughs''.) I'm kidding.

Well, I've been s- through some, uh, bad stuff lately. End of last year was tough for me. A lot of things came to a boil and I didn't recognize who I saw in the mirror. (''Sits down next to Steve''.) It's all right. You can, uh, carry on filming, if you like. It's good to share your demons. (''Holds up several Hymn of One pamphlets''.) The Hymn's been helping me through it all.

So, you new in town? Maybe I can help you hear ''your'' song through all this noise. I'm Terry. (''Extends his hand''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin soon replied to this video.
{{Quote|Gavin|What the hell's happened to Terrence??? Did he nick that jumper off Noel Edmonds? In the 70s?}}

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