Brighton Beach

2008-03-18T05:48:45Z

72.241.128.34:

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| caption = Kate's dead...
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| length = 6:51
| description = I went to Brighton and all I got you was this lousy video! Lol.
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is in front of the All Souls Church in London''.)

'''Gavin:''' So. Charlie's convinced that [[Kate]]'s ex-boyfriend Tim has got something to do with her getting whacked, so she wants to go running off to Brighton to find him.

(''Gavin opens a gate to an underground car park and heads down the stairs''.)

And, much as I'm thoroughly bored with this whole thing, I don't really fancy the idea of Charlie going off to meet some psycho on her own. So... (''Enters the car park''.) I'm going, too.

(''Gavin turns the camera to show Charlie standing next to her car''.)

And who knows: if I play my cards right, I might be able to turn this into a dirty weekend. (''Laughs and nods at Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey.

'''Gavin:''' Hi.

'''Charlie:''' You ready to go?

'''Gavin:''' Uh, yeah.

'''Charlie:''' Cool. Let's do it.

'''Gavin:''' Let's go.

(''Charlie opens the driver's side car door. Cut to the car park's gate opening and Charlie driving out. Cut to footage of the outside as they cross the Thames. Cut to Gavin setting the camera on the dash of the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Camera's on. (''Points at the camera''.)

(''Charlie makes an uninterested expression. Cut to Gavin looking bored''.)

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Charlie:''' (''Shakes her head''.) I didn't say anything.

'''Gavin:''' That's- I thought you-

'''Charlie:''' No.

'''Gavin:''' Sorry.

(''Cut to Gavin mocking looking at a watch on his wrist. He then looks at the other wrist''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well... I ain't got a watch.

'''Charlie:''' Um, the time's right here, babe. (''Points to the clock on the dash''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh yeah! (''Sirens blare in the background''.) The rozzers.

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry?

'''Gavin:''' The rozzers.

'''Charlie:''' Mmm. I don't know what you're talking about.

'''Gavin:''' That's a English slang word for "police". The Bill; the fuzz; the filth; the rozzers.

'''Charlie:''' Right.

'''Gavin:''' What do you call them in Australia?

'''Charlie:''' Cops.

'''Gavin:''' Cops?

'''Charlie:''' Police.

'''Gavin:''' Police.

'''Charlie:''' Piggers.

'''Gavin:''' Piggers? (''Laughs''.)

'''Charlie:''' Yeah.

'''Gavin:''' Piggers!

'''Charlie:''' (''Laughs at Gavin''.) What's wrong with you?

'''Gavin:''' Really? Piggers? You can't say that! (''Charlie giggles and yawns''.) That's terrible!

'''Charlie:''' I didn't make it up.

(''Cut to Gavin patting Charlie on the shoulder''.)

'''Gavin:''' We have fun together, don't we, eh?

'''Charlie:''' Don't touch me. (''Giggles''.) Please? You'll put me off.

(''Cut to Gavin looking excitedly at Charlie''.)

'''Gavin:''' I've got a surprise for you. (''Charlie nods, uninterested, and Gavin nods back excitedly''.) Cheer you up. (''Holds up a CD''.)

'''Charlie:''' I feel happier already, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' (''Puts the CD in''.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait... (''The CD starts playing and Gavin starts dancing. Pats Charlie on the leg''.) Sneaky Sound System, eh?

(''Gavin mock-raves in the car, and Charlie laughs''.)

'''Gavin:''' Kick it! (''The words in the song start''.)

(''Gavin raves in the car and Charlie laughs''.)

'''Gavin:''' Does your dad dance like this at weddings?

'''Charlie:''' You don't know my dad! No, he doesn't; he's (inaudible).

(''A montage of Gavin and Charlie dancing and singing to the song plays. Charlie stops the dancing as they arrive at Brighton Pier. Cut to Gavin running on the pier. Cut to Charlie looking through a telescope over the English Channel. Cut to Gavin riding a kiddie rocketship ride. Cut to Charlie and Gavin with their heads stuck through a sign reading "Just Married on Brighton Pier", with Charlie as the groom and Gavin as the bride. Cut to Charlie smiling at Gavin near the carrousel. Cut to Gavin riding the teacups. Cut to Gavin leaning over the railing of the pier''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh- Are you being sick, babe? (''Rubs Gavin's back''.)

'''Gavin:''' I think- It wasn't the ride; I think I had a- something I ate.

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

(''Gavin looks like he's going to throw up and leans back over the railing. Cut to Charlie walking with a candy rope''.)

'''Gavin:''' So, missus, what now?

'''Charlie:''' Um... Shit. What time is it?

'''Gavin:''' Uh... Hold on. Uh... Quarter to four.

'''Charlie:''' Are you serious? Crap, we're gonna be late. We're gonna miss him. We gotta go. We gotta go now. (''Runs down the pier''.)

(''Cut to Gavin walking up the stairs to a window in a seafood restaurant. He sits down at a table nearest the window and films Charlie, who is outside''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh, there he is.

(''Tim approaches Charlie. Cut to Charlie talking to Tim. Tim shakes his head and looks visibly upset''.)

'''Gavin:''' Hang on. Oh, like ''he'' knew about it. (''Tim braces himself against a picnic table and sits down''.) Poor fella. Well, he's either the greatest actor in the world or that's the first he's heard about Kate dying. (''Tim gets up to leave and hugs Charlie''.) Uh- Hey. Alright. Keep the hands above the waist. (''Tim leaves and Charlie comes inside to meet with Gavin. Gavin sighs''.) Hope she's okay.

(''Cut to Charlie coming up the stairs. She sniffs and sits down at the table with Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' Back to the drawing board, then, eh?

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) I guess. (''Sighs''.) He was genuinely shocked when I told him. I don't know what I've been thinking. I'm just clutching at straws.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. Don't beat yourself up about it. It's another one to cross off the list, eh?

'''Charlie:''' It's not like you care anyway, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, don't be like that.

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) I'm sorry. I'm just really upset.

'''Gavin:''' It's alright, don't sweat it; it's fine. Now drink your tea. (''Pans to look at the Channel as Charlie picks up the newspaper from the table. Gavin sighs''.) Miserable day.

'''Charlie:''' Oh my god...

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Charlie:''' This is all my fault!

'''Gavin:''' What is? (''Grabs the paper and holds it in front of the camera''.)

'''Charlie:''' I've got to do something.

'''Gavin:''' "Eighth Girl Missing in Kidnap Spree"? Yeah, but Charlie, that doesn't necessarily mean it's related to Kate. I mean, it could be anything. (''Puts down the newspaper and catches Charlie running outside''.) Charlie!

(''Gavin gets up and runs outside after Charlie. Gavin arrives at the main street, presumably where they parked the car, and looks around. When he realizes Charlie's car is gone, Gavin turns the camera on himself''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm sick of her doing this. I suppose I should start walking home, then, eh?

==Notes==
*Steve later replied to this video.
{{Quote|Steve|Well isn't it nice that Charlie and Gavin are having trips to the beach while Kate's corpse is lying 6 feet underground?}}

*This is the first time we see Kate's ex

Talk:Mexican Mating Machine

2008-03-17T21:54:29Z

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==Australia & New Zealand==
Okay, before another vet comes in an blows up irratated that this note has been blanked once more, let me just say that yes WE ALL KNOW that Australia and New Zealand are COMPLETELY different. Shoot, you don't even call a native of New Zealand a "New Zealander" like you would an Australian from Australia -- you would refer to them as a "Kiwi." Even ''I'' know that. The note is significant and FUNNY because hey, if Gina IS Bree's sister, you'd almost expect her (at least from the Creators' mind) to have a Kiwi accent, almost in a way to remind us that yes, she IS Bree's sister and we're here to remind you of that! But nope: Instead we have Gina speak in an Australian accent -- which, IMHO was totally funny and (I would even argue) ironic. The note was NEVER seen (in my eye) as comparing the two cultures together. It'd be like comparing Canada to the United States, or Italy to Spain. ''(sigh)'' well, that's my rant for the month. :) --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 14:58, 16 March 2008 (CDT)
:For the love of god, the next person who blanks the comment is getting banned for a week, I'm not even kidding. As Pheon said, WE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND. This does not mean you can randomly blank the notes section. There is a reason this one exists! (You can add to it, or clarify if you want; I don't care about that.) - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 18:51, 16 March 2008 (CDT)
::If you know the difference between Australia and New Zealand, then why do you continue to act as though they're the same? How is Gina's Australian impression a reference to Jessica Rose if Jessica isn't from Australia?
:Like we said, we're NOT. We are simply pointing out that it's funny that with all the the recent connections to Bree in the storyline, the Creators decided to give us a little surprise twist and have Crystal perform with an Australian accent. That's all there is to it. :) --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 13:29, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

And Gina shouldn't have a Kiwi accent (unless she lived there as well), since she and Bree were raised different and in different places. --[[User:72.241.128.34|72.241.128.34]] 16:54, 17 March 2008 (CDT)

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