Deep Throat

2007-07-15T07:39:03Z

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'''Deep Throat''' is the two hundred thirty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is walking down an alley'')

'''Daniel:''' So I received this mysterious text message. And it reads... hold on, let me find it. "I have something for you. A box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins and make a left." Whoever this person is, they're a complete Deep Throat wannabe. Probably shouldn't have come out here on my own, but I just felt like I just had to do this for [[Bree]]. And I'm not going to get into that [[four-letter words|crap]] me, and [[Sarah]], and [[Jonas]], and whoever! Because it just doesn't matter when you look at the big picture. And I'm trying to stay calm... I am calm. I'm calm. (''Exhales.'') It was very cool that everybody came together and worked out all the missing words in [[Isaac Gilman|Dr. Gilman's]] letter. And I still can't believe that Sarah [[All Wet|dropped it]] in the first place. You know what? I'm gonna let it go. It's fine. So after we put it all together, Dr. Gilman's letter explained a ''ton'' of stuff to us. There is of course all this info about the serum, and how it's the only way to make Bree trait negative, but the biggest thing that we learned is that we need a small amount of blood from a trait positive girl, like Bree, in order to make this serum. Now that's all good to know, but how are we supposed to get a hold of this blood?

(''Cuts to Daniel at the meeting place.'')

'''Daniel:''' So it appears that the meeting location is in a dark alleyway. A very, very dark alleyway. If I don't return, and you find this, remember: a box between 21st and 22nd and Idaho and Montana. South to north. Count three brown bins. Make a left. Actually, one looks kind of green to me, but whatever.

(''Camera turns to the bins.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hello. Hello? Is anyone here... hello...? (''Very softly'') Why am I here? Oh shi-

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' Why?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' I said turn off the camera.

'''Daniel:''' It's off.

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Come closer. I received some information about your friend, Bree. You won't be able to reach her. They've put Bree in a lockdown. [[The Ceremony (ritual)|The Ceremony]] will be within a month.

'''Daniel:''' Who gave you this information?

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Turn around and walk back to your car.

'''Daniel:''' You can't just lay this on me and not expect me to ask questions! This gives us nothing!

'''Mysterious Reporter:''' Time's ticking.

==Notes==
*This video has raised claims that [[TCC]] is actually Jonas's Aunt [[Alex]] or [[The party guests#Beth|Beth]].
*{{wikipedia|Deep_Throat|Deep Throat}} was the code name of the secret source who leaked information about [[pop culture references#Other References|the Watergate scandal]] to the press.
*While Daniel states in the video that he received a text message telling him of the location, in the video description he says he received a call.
*The informant's statement that the Ceremony will be within a month further increases the possibility of it being part of the plotline of the [[Season One Finale|First Season Finale]].
*The location referenced is [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21st+and+montana+loc:+Santa+Monica,+CA&ie=UTF8&ll=34.037289,-118.487377&spn=0.001907,0.004946&t=h&z=18&om=1 here] in Santa Monica.

My Mom's A Freak!

2007-06-30T03:13:16Z

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'''My Mom's A Freak!''' is the two hundred twenty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is lying on Taylor's bed, playing with a soccer ball. Taylor sits at her desk, addressing the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' [[Daniel]], Daniel, Daniel. Haven't you been paying attention? (''The words show up on the screen in glowing red letters, and a siren blares.'') Sister equals slut. And [[Sarah]]? The genetic code of your sluttiness has reared its ugly head in Mom. She's now acting psycho, soccer-mom style, and hitting on guys less than half her age.

'''Jonas:''' (points to himself.)

'''Taylor:'''[[Jonas]] and I were writing our umpteenth e-mail to Spencer Gilman, when Mom walked in with this twenty-year-old kid. I'm proud to say, this young man attends Dallas County Community College, and as anyone around here can tell you, the kids who go to DCCC aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box... nor the best looking. Obviously, my mom is trying to get back at my dad for his midlife crisis. That is, (''air quotes'') "spending time" with a certain "young lady" who couldn't be more than "nineteen years old". I mean, thank God I have Jonas here as my buffer. And luckily, he's already been immunized by her wrath. Yes, she hit on him. And yes, it was disgusting.

(''Music and a wave effect start a re-enactment of the events, with Taylor's mom, Jonas, and [[Taylor]] played by Troll dolls. Taylor does her mother's voice over, using an accent, and her own, using her normal voice. Jonas voices his own character.'')

'''TrollMom:''' Hello, Jonas.

'''TrollJonas:''' Hello, Taylor's mom.

'''TrollMom:''' (''She walks around a giant beer bottle.'') I have some beer in the fridge. Would you like some?

'''TrollJonas:''' You know, um, that's.... huh.

'''TrollMom:''' (''sitting in a Troll bed'') Why don't you sit down next to me, Jonas?

'''TrollJonas:''' Whoa, um, hmmm, okay... (''He reappears next to her in the bed.'')

'''TrollMom:''' You're very handsome, Jonas. (''A 70's groove plays as she imagines TrollJonas opening his vest.'')

'''TrollJonas:''' Whoa, I, uh... thank you.

'''TrollMom:''' Do you mind if I kiss you?

'''TrollJonas:''' Huh. That's uh, huh. The... ummmmm....

(''The 70's groove begins to play again as TrollMom moves toward TrollJonas with her lips puckered. Suddenly the music cuts off and TrollTaylor appears.'')

'''TrollTaylor:''' Mom! You're such a bitch, Mom! Why can't you act your own age?

'''TrollMom:''' If dad won't, why should I? Right, Jonas?

'''TrollJonas:''' Huh... yeeah... huh.

(''The fantasy sequence ends with the same wave effect. Jonas has fallen asleep and Taylor wakes him up by pelting him with a stuffed animal.'')

'''Jonas:''' Bree? You done?

'''Taylor:''' With this part, yeah.

'''Jonas:''' (''yawning'') Can we get pizza?

(''Cut to Taylor and Jonas sitting in front of her bed.'')

'''Taylor:''' Do you hate me?

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') No, but I do feel sorry for you. Kidding, I'm kidding. Stop.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiles'') Aaauuhhh...

'''Jonas:''' Oh, good news. (''He gives Taylor a high five.'') Spencer Gilman finally ''finally'' e-mailed us back.

'''Taylor:''' (''applauds'') Yaaaay!

'''Jonas:''' He did confirm also that his father is Isaac Gilman.

'''Taylor:''' (''smiles and gives a thumbs up'') Woo hoo!

'''Jonas:''' But, that's all he would say.

'''Taylor:''' (''pouts and gives a thumbs down'') Booo!

'''Jonas:''' So, Spencer, if you're listening, look, just send us your contact info. All we want to talk to you about is the compound your father was working on to help save our friend Bree. If you don't help us, Spencer, then... we got nowhere else to turn, man.

==Notes==

*This video was posted at 7:11 PM, adding further fuel to the theory that 7-11's [[Orange Slurpee|Orange Slurpees]] are part of an Order conspiracy.
*After a year of lonelygirl15 videos, older fans should note the similarities between this vlog and Bree's older vlogs ''(see Screen Caption above)''.
*Jonas calls for "Bree" when Taylor wakes him up by throwing a stuffed animal at him (01:54). This suggests that he may have been dreaming about her.

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