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The Sleepover

2008-04-23T21:37:27Z

86.147.218.71: missing words

'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 140
| image = KM0143-CharlieDesk.jpg
| caption = I have really good faith in my job security.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071218
| url = {{KM|166}}
| forumid = 479
| length = 1:52
| description = I’ve found a new place to live. On the bright side the commute to work isn’t going to be a problem.
| location = [[Charlie's office]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|The Sleepover{{!}}Cleaning Woman|Meryl Iona Edwards}}
| Previous = The Last Time
| Next = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextB = The mystery texter
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie has her head on her desk, attempting to sleep. She lifts her head up and sighs''.)

'''Charlie:''' Welcome to my new home. (''Sighs and puts her head back down''.) I guess it's not so bad.

(''Cut to Charlie walking with a glass to the water cooler, and begins to fill it''.)

There's plenty of refreshment. (''Drinks the water''.)

(''Cut to Charlie photocopying her face. Cut to the printer printing out the copy. Charlie grabs it and holds it up to the camera''.)

I can experiment with some new artwork. (''Lowers the printout, revealing numerous others, which she then zooms in on''.)

(''Cut to Charlie's monitor, which is showing [[Whatweird.com]]''.)

I can also entertain myself for hours online. (''Puts the camera back on the desk, facing herself''.) Did you know, back in the olden days - before they had special effects, right - there was this lady called Helen Duncan who tried to convince people that she could conjure up the spirits, when all she was doing was spitting out... cheesecloth and paper mache. (''Sighs''.) The Internet, ladies and gentlemen; getting weirder by the hour. (''Shakes her head and goes back to the computer''.)

And then there are these texts. (''Messes with her cell phone and turns it toward the camera''.)

'''Text: It's almost time. I'm going to need your help. Wait for my call.'''

I mean, nice try, [[Gavin|Gav]]; I know it's you. You're tying to fool me by messaging off a private number. You must think I'm an idiot. And you're creeping me out! You know, there's only one thing you can do if you want to try and win me back: You're gonna have to strap on a pair and go and see [[Terrence]], that woman-beating weirdo, and get back my list. It's the only thing! And then, maybe... (''The cleaning woman appears, and Charlie pretends as if she's not talking to the camera and plays with her hair''.) Only, then maybe... I'm just working late. (''Goes back to typing on the computer''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin replied to the video shortly after it was posted:
:{{Quote|Gavin|This is really unnecessary.}}
*Shortly before this video was posted, Charlie registered as chazontoast on [[Whatweird.com]], making her the second from KateModern to do so.

Deal with the Devil

2008-04-23T17:01:56Z

86.147.218.71: who ever wrote this didn't know much Brit slang - "farf?"

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 135
| image = KM0135-GavinWithKnife.jpg
| caption = Make a sandwich with this!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071211
| url = {{KM|161}}
| forumid = 468
| length = 4:00
| description = There’s a good sandwich recipe in this one.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = Fra Buddha Tut by Glen Bedsoe [http://www.magnatune.com/artists/albums/bledsoe-octopants]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
| Previous = Charlie and the Seven Snorks
| Next = You Stink
| PreviousB = I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?
| NextB = Help Me Get Charlie
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is editing an email to himself, entitled "ENEMIES"''.)

'''Text:''' (''Repeating''.)
:The [[Watcher]]
:[[Patricia|Patricia Nielson]]
:[[Patricia's cameraman|Dave]]
:[[Tariq]]
:[[Lee]]
:[[Kate]]

(''Gavin highlights the text and deletes it. He replaces it with "tERRENCE", and copies it several times. He then adjusts the camera to point at himself, although upside-down. Gavin is wearing a robe while sitting at his laptop. The [[The List|wall of pictures]] has become noticeably cleaner. He closes the laptop.''.)

(''Cut to Gavin walking into the kitchen, which is excessively messy. More pictures are found on a cabinet. Gavin looks around and puts the camera down on the counter. He then presses down the toaster lever nearest to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' It's another big day for what remains of G&T IT, because today I have decided to murder our investor and silent partner, Terrence. Seriously. He put his hands on the woman I love, a-and we can't have that. (''Shakes his head''.) But that's not the only reason. Um, I don't know; I just think... I think, deep down, I feel I've always wanted to kill Terrence. He just has that sort of face.

(''Gavin pushes the button on the toaster to pop out the bread, and pushes down the second lever. He then grabs two pieces of toast from the toaster and puts them on the counter. Gavin gets a plate for the toast, and puts the slices on it''.)

'''Gavin:''' And plus, his dress sense has always irritated me. (''Opens a can of beans, pours it over the toast, and grabs a banana''.) In fact, come to think of it, his breath's always been pretty offensive, as well. (''Peels the banana''.) I mean, the- the list just goes on and on. (''Grabs a chef's knife and slices the banana with it. He then puts the banana slices on the bread and puts the knife back into the rack''.) I-I probably shouldn't be telling you any of this. But you- you're not going to tell anyone, right? It's just our little secret. (''Pours honey over the bread, followed by tobasco sauce. He puts the two slices together and grabs the sandwich to eat it''.)

(''Cut back to Gavin at his laptop, in his room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. This is how it's gonna work. Terrence is gonna come in through the open door of the flat, then he's gonna come up behind me, and when he tries to smash my face into the camera, I'm gonna stab him (''Brandishes the chef's knife''.) with this! Yeah! (''Laughs''.)

'''Terrence:''' What's going on, Gav? (''Gavin looks worried, and Terrence picks up a pizza box''.) Ugh, it smells like an arse hole in here. (''Throws the box at Gavin, who drops the knife''.) You wanna pull yourself together, son? We aren't gonna find my fifteen grand burried under this shit! (''Kicks a bag''.) Hey! (''Grabs Gavin''.) I was talking to you!

'''Gavin:''' I know, I heard! Get off of me!

'''Terrence:''' I want answers!

'''Gavin:''' What, you got no girls to hit? (''Terrence lets go of Gavin and walks to the other side of the room''.) You shouldn't have put your hands on her; she had nothing to do with it. (''Knocks the pizza box away, and looks like he's going to cry''.)

'''Terrence:''' Well, what can I say? I've got the wrong end of the stick. I thought this (''Holds up the flash drive''.) was our software. Turns out to be a useless list of slags. Alright, now stop all this messing about; I've got a horse running at Cheltenham at 3:30. (''Hands the flash drive to Gavin''.) Question One: Who was that [[Watcher|bald]] ape that [[Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007|laid me out]]? Question Two: Which firm does he work for? Don't hesitate, liars hesitate.

'''Gavin:''' I'm not- I'm not hesitating, it- It's complicated.

'''Terrence:''' Probably not as complicated as sewing your balls back on. Speak.

'''Gavin:''' He works for [[the Order]].

'''Terrence:''' I never heard of it.

'''Gavin:''' You're not supposed to have heard of 'em. Technically, they don't even exist. The-they're on-they're omni-, um, powerful- They control all the conspiracies and-and wars in the world. Uh- (''Terrence laughs''.) Seriously, I'm not having you on!

'''Terrence:''' Well I've heard it all now.

'''Gavin:''' They control the world f-from the shadows. Th-th-that bloke who stole our software; he's called a-a-a [[Shadow]], or the Watcher, or something! He does all the dirty work for them!

'''Terrence:''' Oh, save all this far-fetched [[Four-letter words|bollocks]] for the voices in there! (''Jabs at Gavin's head''.) I wanna know who this bloke is, and I want to know now.

'''Gavin:''' Alright, well, wait. I-... I think we might have something that they want. (''Holds up the flash drive''.) Let me turn this off and explain. (''Turns off the camera''.)

==Notes==
*In this video [[Gavin|Gavin]] eats a baked beans, banana, hot sauce, and honey sandwich on toast.
*Unfortunately, Gavin does not carry through with his plans.

Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November

2008-04-23T15:32:13Z

86.147.218.71: he says marked, not might

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 119
| image = KM119-GavLookingAtBucket.jpg
| caption = I won't need a bucket for a few more hours, mate...
| blogger = Tariq
| date = 20071121
| url = {{KM|143}}
| forumid = 416
| length = 3:48
| description = tried my best to approach Lee with a calm, considered and repentive attitude. Gavin had other ideas...

A cameraman named Dave was on hand to help me capture every pathetic moment.
| location = [[Lee's locations#Waterloo Bridge|Waterloo Bridge]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Tariq}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gnome Mule|KateModern cameos#Elizabeth Day{{!}}Elizabeth Day}}
{{VidChar|Tom|Cameos#Fan cameos{{!}}Thomas Henderson}}
{{VidChar|Cameos#Fan cameos{{!}}Jenna|Cameos#Fan cameos{{!}}Jenna Altringham}}
| Previous = All the World's a Stage...
| Next = You're Almost There!
| PreviousB = The one that got away
| NextB = Commitment

| KM = yes
}} This video was uploaded to the KateModern site as "Waterloo Bridge - 6pm, 21st November 2007". Presumably this was to be the correct formatting of the title, and it was entered incorrectly on Bebo.

==Transcript==
(''The video opens on a mobile phone showing a map of the Waterloo Bridge''.)

'''Julia:''' Do you really think this is gonna work?

(''Tariq and Julia are standing at the meet point on top of the Waterloo Bridge amongst a small crowd''.)

'''Tariq:''' Look, it's just an easy way to get a message across to [[Lee]], okay? (''Julia is holding a sign which says "SORRY LEE", while Tariq films her. Cut to closeup of Tariq''.) Alright, here we are. We decided to stop the silliness and just get on with things, okay? (''Julia flips over the sign, the back of which reads "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY", and numerous passing vehicles honk''.) I wanted to come here early and I wanted to appologize to Lee for the way we treated him. We treated him poorly and it's just not fair, so I want to appologize, I want to get my software back, and I just want to get back to work. I can't see myself writing a favorable reference for the man anytime soon, but I want to meet today, shake his hand man-to-man, and just move on, and agree that we'll put all of this behind us.

'''Julia:''' Honey, can I make a suggestion?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looking irritated, and then turning around''.) Of course you can.

'''Julia:''' When Lee gets here, don't shove that in his face, will you? (''Gestures to the camera''.) All this mess would have been half as bad if you hadn't filmed every single moment with him, put it on the internet for every single person to see.

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, but there's no better time than to film it now, do you know what I mean? 'Cause I want to clear my name on the internet and tell everyone online I'm really sorry.

'''Julia:''' Tariq, that's rubbish. The only reason you're filming it is if it goes well you want to rub Gav's face in it.

'''Tariq:''' (''Incredulous''.) That's a lie! That's not true.

'''Julia:''' No, it ''is'' true, and it's ridiculous! Everybody's laughin' at us.

'''Tariq:''' So?

'''Julia:''' So I want to do something different tonight.

'''Tariq:''' Okay, look. We'll just say sorry to Lee, and we'll just go home and grab a pizza, okay? (''Gestures to the sign''.) Now can you please hold it up nice and high, 'cause, uh, I think he's watching.

'''Julia:''' (''Holding the sign over her head''.) I look like a dick.

'''Tariq:''' Look, it's alright. Don't worry, alright? He'll be here in a minute. He's had too much fun this week to miss this. Softly, softly...

'''Man:''' Very nice to meet you.

'''Tariq:''' Thanks, yeah.

'''Julia:''' Charlie...

'''Charlie:''' Hey, guys.

'''Tariq:''' Charlie?

'''Julia:''' Hey. Are you as bored of this as I am? (''Hands the sign to Charlie''.) Everybody's bored.

'''Tariq:''' Where's Gav?

'''Charlie:''' He's not already been here yet?

(''Julia shakes her head''.)

'''Tariq:''' No, I haven't seen him.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, God! He left way before me. (''Sighs and looks around''.) Maybe he got lost or something. I don't know, he's just been, um...

'''Tariq:''' What? What's he been?

(''Gavin stumbles drunkenly through the crowd carrying a golf club''.)

'''Charlie:''' Just, well... (''Gestures at Gavin''.)

'''Julia:''' God!

'''Charlie:''' He's drunk.

'''Tariq:''' Gavin Taylore, the diplomat.

'''Charlie:''' Gav...

'''Gavin:''' (''Brandishing the golf club, which Charlie tries to get him to lower''.) Where is he? Where's Mister Stinks?

'''Tariq:''' Are you gonna go putt and pitch?

'''Julia:''' Gavin, we're here for peace! We don't want to cause any more trouble!

'''Gavin:''' Well, it-it'll be- I'll try and make peace with him once I've wrapped this golf club around his head and he's knocked out on the floor. But all the best; good luck with that. I'm gonna... (''Starts testing his swing''.) I'm gonna smash it.

'''Julia:''' Y-y-you try.

'''Tariq:''' Alright, alright, fine, fine. If it's gonna be like that, fine. Julia, babes, Plan B.

'''Julia:''' Plan what?

'''Gavin:''' One of them!

'''Tariq:''' The basket, babes, the basket.

'''Julia:''' (''Grabs a basket off the ground''.) Here, Gav!

'''Gavin:''' Wh-what? What are you gonna do with that?

'''Tariq:''' We're gonna strap it to your head, and we're gonna let Lee throw stuff into it.

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Tariq:''' Let's see how you like it. I think that would appeal to him. Who are you?

'''Gnome Mule:''' What's this? (''Shows the gnome''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh, that's mine, thanks. (''Grabs the gnome''.) Where, where did you find this?

'''Gnome Mule:''' Some kid down there gave it to me.

'''Tariq:''' What, where, where, where? Where abouts?

'''Gavin:''' Where is he? Look-

'''Gnome Mule:''' Down there. (''Points to the riverside''.)

(''Gavin puts the gnome on the ground and gets ready to smash it with his golf club''.)

'''Charlie:''' Gavin!

'''Julia:''' Gavin!

'''Tariq:''' Gav!

'''Charlie:''' The clue! The clue, the clue. Oh my God, the clue. (''Grabs the gnome from the ground and reads the clue''.) "Chris made Paul a lovely home, he built it with a great big dome, there's one little catch; wherever you go, there's a watch." That doesn't even rhyme. (''Flips the gnome over''.) What's he mean?

'''Tariq:''' Let me see. (''Grabs the gnome and looks at the clue''.) I don't get that one at all, he's got me there.

'''Gavin:''' Heh, there's a shock: you don't get it.

'''Charlie:''' Is this ever gonna end, you guys? Yes?

'''Gavin:''' Well- Well, not 'til Lee stops playing this stupid little game.

'''Charlie:''' I'm not talking about the treasure hunt, I'm talking about the constant bickering between the two of you. Gavin!

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, well, I've got a new business partner anyway, so I don't care.

'''Julia:''' Who?

'''Charlie:''' A new business partner?

'''Julia:''' Who?

'''Charlie:''' Who are you talking about?

'''Gavin:''' (''Grabbing the gnome''.) This. He's called Mister Gnome. (''Laughs''.) And I think it's a marked improvement. He's got a hat and everything.

'''Charlie:''' That's not even funny.

(''Gavin drops the gnome on the ground and smashes it with his golf club''.)

'''Tariq:''' Gav, hold on.

'''Charlie:''' Gavin! Honey... Stop it!

'''Julia:''' (''Puts herself between the camera and Gavin''.) Let's go. What do you want for dinner? Let's just go.

(''Julia and Tariq walk off, leaving Charlie to try and control Gavin''.)

'''Charlie:''' Gavin. Gavin!

==Notes==
*The clue on the bottom of the gnome:
Chris made Paul a lovely home,<br>
He built it with a great big dome<br>
But there’s one little catch<br>
where ever you go there’s a watch

*The solution of this clue is:

Location: St. Paul's Cathedral

Time: 6.00pm (This was revealed later in [[You're Almost There!]])

Before the Clock Strikes Six...

2008-04-23T14:58:28Z

86.147.218.71: Countdown

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 114
| image = KM0116-LeeSmiling.jpg
| caption = Riddle me this, Gavin and Tariq...
| blogger = Lee
| date = 20071119
| url = {{KM|138}}
| forumid = 407
| length = 0:52
| description = Be there at 5:45 and join the fun...! Rain won't stop play.......
| location =
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Lee}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Lee}}

| Previous = Return of The Days
| Next = Parliament Square - 6pm, 19th November 2007
| PreviousB = Let the Games Begin!
| NextB = Thirteen and a Half
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 17 Recap

| KM = yes
}} The video was uploaded with the same name to YouTube and the KateModern site, but with an ellipsis special character (…) rather than three periods.

==Transcript==
(''Close-up on Lee's face, in "night vision".'')

'''Lee:''' Hello, [[Gavin]] and [[Tariq]]. Now, I know how keen you are to get your precious [[Project Orwell|software]] back. Oh, how did you get on with that [[Let the Games Begin!|clue]] I gave ya? Hey, you better hurry up, because time is ticking. (''waggles his fingers and makes a ticking sound, then hums a high-pitched tune and laughs'') Well, seeing as how I'm in such a good mood, I thought I'd give you another little clue to help you along the way to getting your precious software back!

Tonight, you're going on a blind date! You're going to meet my best mate. Benjamin is tall, (''stands up, so his torso is in the frame, then comes back down'') and he's always on time. You better be in the square before it strikes six times!

==Notes==
*Lee's clues are obvious references to {{wikipedia|Clock_Tower%2C_Palace_of_Westminster|Big Ben}} (or more properly, the Clock Tower of the Palace of Westminster).
* The tune Lee hums is the theme for the UK show {{wikipedia|Countdown_(game_show)|Countdown}}, which features a ticking clock.