Defense force

2007-01-11T00:08:26Z

Dream: /* Defense Force Warriors */

Talk:LonelyCracks Anonymous

2007-01-10T23:51:50Z

Dream: /* LonelyCracks Anonymous */

what's the thing about girl scout cookies? or marbles, or quarters?--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 22:01, 13 December 2006 (CST)

::They're just more inside jokes from the message boards, just like lonelycrack. I might be wrong, but I think that Girl Scouts were supposed to be evil (like orange slurpee), and users have a thing for "giving" Lizard quarters (for laundry), and someone "lost their marbles" over this whole LG15 thing, so people "give" each other marbles too... something like that. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 22:29, 13 December 2006 (CST)

:: It's Marbella who usually looses her marbles... She put marbles into one of her response vids as well. [[User:Dream|Dream]] 11:07, 14 December 2006 (CST)

hey, let's make a page about first! it's such an integral part of the lg15 experience.we should definitely have it here. and it would be so funny. --[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 21:59, 13 December 2006 (CST)

:: I'm not sure but I remember having stumbled upon a page about firstsaying. If there is none, just create one, Skeeta! And check out the General's user page. [[User:Dream|Dream]] 11:07, 14 December 2006 (CST)

bundt cake anyone? you know i have never been to the generals user page..got a link???

sorry that last comment was from me -- [[User:rubymoon|rubymoon]] 12:13, 07 January 2007 (aust EST)

don't worry i found the Generals page from the support group page thingy, no worries - [[User:Rubymoon|Rubymoon]] 12.36pm, 07 December 2007 (Aust EST)

== LonelyCracks Anonymous ==

For some reason, I think this page ought to be moved to "LonelyCracks Anonymous", but I'll let the other LonelyCrackers give input before I do that. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 13:29, 9 January 2007 (CST)

:Which would basically be changing the title, right? I see no problems with that. -- [[User:Dream|Dream]] 17:51, 10 January 2007 (CST)

Defense force

2007-01-10T23:49:07Z

Dream: /* Current Members/Weapons */

Talk:Dreams

2007-01-05T10:21:21Z

Dream:

== Marked for Deletion ==

I'm marking this article for deleting because there's no real relevance to the series. Yes, some of these dreams supossedly had Bree, Daniel, etc. in them -- but that's not really worthy of meriting an article about them, is it? It would be the same thing as having an LGpedia article for conversations we've had with our friends that mention the LG15 series... there's no point. It seems like this is just an extension of the forum -- it might be great to share your LG15 dreams with your fellow fans, but since it has nothing to do with the series it's pretty pointless to include here. --[[User:TheNunOwnedGoat|Andy]] 14:54, 4 January 2007 (CST)

: My proposal would be to make it a sub-page of sorts for the LonelyCrack page. Only dreams about LG15 included. Those are clearly a symptom of addiction. But then, it is a random page with no information about the series, so people living on the LGPedia should decide. -- [[User:Dream|Dream]] 15:02, 4 January 2007 (CST)

I think it's fine! As long as it is in an appropriate section... like Lonelycrack, symptoms of the addiction. [[User:Admin|Admin]] 21:12, 4 January 2007 (CST)

Ok, I added the content of this page to the [[LonelyCrack]] page, so that the dreams page can now be deleted. Which I have no idea how to do, so someone else please do it... -- [[User:Dream|Dream]] 04:21, 5 January 2007 (CST)

LonelyCracks Anonymous

2007-01-05T10:18:05Z

Dream: imported the content of the "dreams" page as symptoms

[[Image:LonelyCrack.JPG|thumb|200px]]

=Definition=
LonelyCrack is a portmanteau of the words "Lonelygirl15" and "crack". Users who are addicted to the lonelygirl15 series refer to it as their drug, and jokingly claim to go through withdrawal when a video has not been posted for over a day. An example of usage would be "I need my fix of LonelyCrack... now!"

Addicts sometimes refer to themselves as '''LonelyCrack-heads''' or '''LonelyCrackers'''.

= First use of the word LonelyCrack =

<pre>NAXAN (send note) Says:
November 25th, 2006 at 3:22 pm

I for one am not afraid of new characters. The comments I
made on the 24th had to do with WHAT this medium should be.

And, no I have intentions of leaving LonelyCrack….err,
Lonelygirl, because of new people. We will all be here to
the end… </pre>

= Symptoms of LonelyCrack Addiction =

*Your openning comment to any video posted must include FIRST! (loudly) in the body of your comment (see also [[User:General Firstsayer]])

*Return to the website daily, if for no other reason, to re read the comments you read yesterday (or in the last ten minutes)

*Avoid all things Orange (esp [[Orange Slurpee]], although Cherry, Grape and Cola have tested okay)

*Look suspiciously at any and all Girl Scouts (or any person in possesion of Girl Scout Cookies)

*Ensure you have quarters available whenever you log on (for Lizard)

*Dwell on any mystery (related or not) for the sake of dwelling on mysteries

*Keep all of your Marbles clean and shiny (if you have any left, mine went to Marbella)

*Make sure your local preschool DOES teach anagram solving

= The LonelyCrack Support Group =

The term LonelyCrack instantly caught on and the LG15-addict support group '''LonelyCracks Anonymous''' came into being. It already has too many members to count.

[[Image:lonelycracklogo.jpg|thumb|none|600px|logo courtesy of the Dutchess of Sassland]]

== Are you addicted to LG15? ==

If you are still unsure if you are addicted to LG15 and should join the support group, here is a quiz that might help you decide (posted by gnome):

<pre>
1.Do you ever watch more LG15 than you planned?
Yes No

2. Has the use of LG15 interfered with your job?
Yes No

3. Is your LG15 use causing conflict with your spouse
or family? Yes No

4. Do you feel depressed, guilty, or remorseful after you
watch LG15? Yes No

5. Do you use whatever LG15 you have almost continuously
until the supply is exhausted? Yes No

6. Have you ever experienced computer freezing due to LG15
use? Yes No

7. Do you ever wish that you had never taken that first YT,
LG15.com, or Revver clip of LG15? Yes No

8. Have you experienced debates with other watcher when
posting messages on LG15? Yes No

9. Do you have an obsession to watch LG15 when you don’t
have it? Yes No

10. Are you experiencing financial difficulties due to your
LG15 use? Yes No

11. Do you experience an anticipation high just knowing you
are about to watch LG15? Yes No

12. After using LG15, do you have difficulty sleeping
without taking a drink or another drug? Yes No

13. Are you absorbed with the thought of downloading LG15
even while interacting with a friend or loved one?
Yes No

14. Have you begun to watch LG15 alone?
Yes No

15. Do you use larger doses of LG 15 to get the same high
you once experienced? Yes No

16. Have you tried to quit or cut down on your LG15 use only
to find that you couldn’t? Yes No

17. Have any of your friends or family suggested that you
may have a problem? Yes No

18. Have you ever lied to or misled those around you about
how much or how often you use? Yes No

19. Do you use LG15 in your car, at work, in the bathroom,
on airplanes, or other public places? Yes No

20. Are you afraid that if you stop watching LG15 your work
will suffer or you will lose your energy, motivation, or
confidence? Yes No

21. Do you spend time with people or in places you otherwise
would not be around but for the availability of LG15?
Yes No

22. Have you ever stolen internet time from friends or
family? Yes No

If you have answered Yes to any of these questions, you may
have a LG15 problem. There is an answer…come to meetings of
LG15 Anonymous, read the literature and join us… we want
to help
</pre>

== The Breakout Sessions ==

Proposed break-out sessions for the support group meetings:

*stuffed animal codependency
*blacksuitophobia
*anagram obsession
*Orange may not be as evil as thought

== The Support Group Food ==

All food at the meetings should be rich in healthy, mood-enhancing endorphins:

* bundt cake
* chocolate cookies
* fudge

A special recipe for '''"LonelyCrack Fudge"''' was provided by Withe:

<pre>Take an entire bag of any kind of chip (chocolate, peanut butter, cherry,
white chocolate, whatever kind of baking chip you find in the bakery aisle
at the supermarket) and dump it into a microwave safe bowl.

Buy a tub of whatever cake icing you prefer.
Dump about 4/5 of the container into the bowl with the chips. (You can save
whatever’s left in the container to ice the fudge if you prefer).

Nuke it for 1 minute.
Stir.

Nuke it for another minute.
Stir.

Nuke it one more time at one minute, stir until it is all mixed together.

Pour this melted yummy in your tummy concoction into a baking dish sprayed with
a little bit of cooking spray, or rub a stick of butter on the bottom of the
dish to keep it from sticking. If you want, you could sprinkle nuts on the top
of the fudge while it’s still hot.

Give it time to cool (a couple of hours in the fridge works best).

Then eat! </pre>

A joined meeting with '''"Fudge Overeaters Anonymous"''' is planned.

== The Retreat Weekend ==

Since the LG15 - topics would never fit into our daily meetings at LG15.com, a retreat weekend was proposed.

Preferably in Paris (not Egypt!).

With the Eiffel Tower looming in the background.

In an Internet cafe (broadband connection mandatory).

The French word for "refresh" is: régénérez

== No longer in Need of Support? ==

You think you made it? Got a real life and managed a 48 hours abstinence from the comment boards?

Well, there is still one more test you have to pass, the '''NAXAN-test''':

Bring this cake to the next support group meeting: [http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Orange-Cake/Detail.aspx Orange Cake]

If you manage to bake it and eat a piece of it, you're officially clean!

''Please bring your own witness for the test in case the other support group members have already run screaming out of the room before they can witness you eat!''

The Support Group Board (respresented by krig) accepted the test as official with the words:

<pre>Orange bundt cake can be the litmus test of LonelyCrack-ishness.</pre>

= A Poet's View on LonelyCrack =

<pre>Lonelycrack;
Its not an addiction….
It’s something so fabulous and utterly irresistable………
We choose it.
And why?
It’s fantasy.
Wouldnt you rather believe this was real?
The world lives for the fantasy.
Like love
Which I am experiencing.
Yet not receiving.
Lonelycrack;
Love </pre>

Posted by Allamericangirl on the "Bree's Gone" board, 12/28/2006

= Random Outbursts of Insanity due to Addiction =

== *meeeeeeep* & Combined FFFIIIRRRSSTT!!!!1!1!meepage ==

<pre>Rebelgoddess (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 12:38 pm

And on some completely random unrelated in any way topic, because the lack of
video is really not helping conversation…has anyone Terry Pratchett’s new book
Wintersmith? If not, you really should, it’s great.

Quote: The kitten rubbed up against Granny’s legs and went ‘meep’.

I don’t why I like that line…I think it’s just the word ‘meep’.

Actually, it is related, coz that’s where I found out that Enochi meant guilt,
having coincidentally just read it before seeing the words ‘Book of Enoch’…
pretty cool, huh?

Yes, little things please me.

Anyway, do carry on the sensible discussion… </pre>

<pre>WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 1:08 pm

LISTEN- MAJOR ANOUNCEMENT I’VE FIGURED IT ALL OUT!

Here goes!

Bree is really *meep!* and Daniel *meep!**meep!* for the *meep!*. AND THEN *meep!
* *meep!* *meep!* into the rom and *meep!* *meep!* *meep!* *meep!*. Jonas, on
the other hand like to *meep!* and then *meep!**meep!* BUT ONLY to *meep!*.
Gemma- you must look out for the *meep!*!!!

Isnt’ that easy!?!?

……meep! </pre>

<pre>WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 1:47 pm

So I guess the ultimate expression of freedom would be
FFFFFFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!111!!!11!!

*meep*!

(only if the General approves, however!)</pre>

<pre>Harleygirl24 (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 1:49 pm

Sorry Rebel…We are kittens rubbing against Granny’s legs. Phew I feel better now…
I think I need to let out a big long meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…ahh.. </pre>

<pre>gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 1:52 pm

Creator A: “Should we uplaod the new video yet?”

Creator B: “Nah, let them “meeping” wait..” </pre>

<pre>Rebelgoddess (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 2:00 pm

Meep isn’t blasphemy, meep should work in harmony with the
FFFFFIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!! which I wholeheartedly support. </pre>

<pre>gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 2:01 pm

meepfiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrsssssssttttttt1111111!!!!!meep </pre>

New Year’s Meeping Anthem:

<pre>Marbella (send note) Says:
December 29th, 2006 at 8:15 pm

MEEP!
Should **meep** acquaintance be the FIRRSSTT and **meeply** brought to mind?

Should **meep** stuffed animals be the FIRRST in times of auld lang syne?

For auld grape nehi, for grape ape–I’ve surely lost my mind!

For marble loss and purple gains, CUSOON..

What will we find? </pre>

== The OpAPHID cheer squad ==

<pre>gnome (send note) Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 9:43 am

Dream, When you say Analysis, Protect, Hinder, Infiltrate and
Dominate all together outloud it kinda reminds me of cheer squad
anthem or something. </pre>

<pre>krig (send note) Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am

#352 gnome

Yeah, the OpAphid cheerleaders, all in orange!

Give me an A!
Give me a P!
Give me a H!
Give me an I!
Give me a D!

What’s that spell? Orange slurpee! </pre>

<pre>Marbella (send note) Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 9:50 am

That was cute. I could really picture that.. but I also saw them
with pics of little aphid lice all over their outfits, and
crawling in their hair.. </pre>

<pre>gnome (send note) Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 9:55 am

We should be cheering:

Give me a “V”
Give me a “I”
Give me a “D”
Give me a “E”
Give me a “O”

What’s that spell?

VIDEO!!!

VIDEO! VIDEO! VIDEO! VIDEO! </pre>

<pre>Marbella (send note) Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 9:58 am

V vigilant
I introspective
D dedicated
E entranced
O ooooooooooooh..

The mystery of the “O.”

It’s not Orange, is it? </pre>

== More Random Randomness ==

<pre> eno (send note) Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 2:56 pm

the first time i ranted about lonelygirl my friend kept yelling at me,
saying, “THEY ARENT REAL PEOPLE! STOP REFERRING TO THEM LIKE THEY ARE REAL! YOU
DONT NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THEM!” but then I also had another friend who was
like… lonelygirl? hmm… i should give this a try! and now she’s a lonelycrack
addict to. hehe im a lonelycrack dealer. i should go stand in a dark alleyway
somewhere with my laptop… “hey man… you wanna hit?” </pre>

=Symptoms of LonelyCrack: Dreams=

== Grace's Dreams ==

=== Grace's Beef Jerky Dream ===

Cannot be found at present times

=== Joe's Interpretation of Grace's Beef Jerky Dream ===

M.I.A.

=== Grace's Titanic Dream ===

so i was wandering around backstage of my school’s theater. i went onstage and found that the actual stage had been rotated, so that the audience watched from both sides. the room had also been painted white. they were filming the last lonelygirl episode, and as soon as they stopped editing the scene around me faded out and then faded back in. bree was sitting on some broken steps at the end of the stage. she waved at me but didnt say anything. i turned around and bumped into daniel. i said ‘oh, hi, yousef’. yousef said ‘yousef? my name is DANIEL’ i was like um ok but what are you doing here? daniel said ‘i came to pick up my little sister’ and i said ‘oh. i didnt know you nhad a little sister..’ then he got this
really confused look and said ‘um. gracie. YOU’RE my little sister.’ and i was like ‘WHAT’. daniel laughed and said ‘very funny, gracie.’ then he PATTED MY HEAD. i was like wow i did not know i was that short and so i looked in the mirror. it was the perfect image of me at age EIGHT. daniel came up behind me and said ‘come on gracie we dont want to miss your ride.’ i said ‘why am i going on a ride?’ and daniel said ‘ill explain when oyu get back from ENGLAND.’ suddenly i started panicking when i realized that i was not in an airport, but on a long pier. i said ‘daniel, how is a plane going to get here?’ he looked really confused again and said ‘gracie, you hate planes. youre taking a SHIP.’ suddenly i looked up and where i swear there was NOTHING before was a huge ship. i looked on the side where it said ‘The Titanic’. i started crying and trying to run away. daniel just said ‘its okay gracie. ill see you when you get back from england.’ then he knelt down - yes, i was THAT short - and gave me a hug and patted me on the head. then lucy came up and took my hand and started dragging me towards the ship.''

=== Joe's interpretation of Grace's Titanic Dream ===

"so i was wandering around backstage of my school’s theater. i went onstage and found that the actual stage had been rotated, so that the audience watched from both sides.”

You interpreted this part incorrectly. The rotation of the stage symbolizes the blurred line between actors and audience. Normally the actors tells the audience the story but in LG15 the audience helps tell the story as well.

“the room had also been painted white.”

This is a new medium. Like an unpainted canvas that is white until the painting has been finished. Or in this case the story has been told.

“they were filming the last lonelygirl episode, and as soon as they stopped editing the scene around me faded out and then faded back in.”

This is your transition from watching what is happening in your dream to being part of your dream.

“bree was sitting on some broken steps at the end of the stage. she waved at me but didnt say anything.”

The broken steps symbolizes Bree’s broken life. Her waving at you is to make sure you understand that you are now part of the dream by acknowledging your presence.

“i turned around and bumped into daniel. i said ‘oh, hi, yousef’. yousef said ‘yousef? my name is DANIEL’”

Stay in character stupid.

“i was like um ok but what are you doing here? daniel said ‘i came to pick up my little sister’ and i said ‘oh. i didnt know you nhad a little sister..’ then he got this
“really confused look and said ‘um. gracie. YOU’RE my little sister.’”

This is you subconscious telling you that you love Daniel like a little sister loves her brother. So stop thinking dirty thought about him, it’s illegal.

“and i was like ‘WHAT’. daniel laughed and said ‘very funny, gracie.’ then he PATTED MY HEAD. i was like wow i did not know i was that short and so i looked in the mirror. it was the perfect image of me at age EIGHT.”

Your younger self is a representation of how children are unable to fully understand the world they live in. Or in this case the world of your dream.

“daniel came up behind me and said ‘come on gracie we dont want to miss your ride.’ i said ‘why am i going on a ride?’ and daniel said ‘ill explain when oyu get back from ENGLAND.’”

England is where Gemma claimed to live. Gemma claimed to be Bree’s friend and wanted to help her. She is not who she claimed to be. You are not who you claim to be and your dream is reminding you of this.

“suddenly i started panicking when i realized that i was not in an airport, but on a long pier. i said ‘daniel, how is a plane going to get here?’ he looked really confused again and said ‘gracie, you hate planes. youre taking a SHIP.’ suddenly i looked up and where i swear there was NOTHING before was a huge ship. i looked on the side where it said ‘The Titanic’. i started crying and trying to run away.”

The Titanic was suppose to go from England to US but sank. In your dream it is going in the opposite direction. So instead of a disaster your trip is the opposite of a disaster.

“daniel just said ‘its okay gracie. ill see you when you get back from england.’ then he knelt down - yes, i was THAT short - and gave me a hug and patted me on the head. then lucy came up and took my hand and started dragging me towards the ship.”

Lucy, really. With you on the Titanic. Hmm? Ignore everything I’ve written.
You have been chosen for something in real life and your dream is trying to tell you that the person “helping” you should not be trusted. If you let that person guide you it will end in disaster.

===Grace's Pirates of the Caribbean/Fiddler on the Roof/Toaster Dream===

basically i was on a ship. a pirate ship. keira knightley was wearing this pink and white striped sundress that my grandma’s barbie used to have. she had all this lipgloss on. jack sparrow (NOT johnny depp - JACK SPARROW haha) came out of the ship-door-thing and waved. a big ghost came shooting out of the sky and swiped his sword. jack let out a man-grunt-screamish-yell and stole a sword from someone else. he battled the ghost for a while, then it was gone. ~BLACKOUT FOR A WHILE, THEN NEW SECTION OF DREAM~ jack sparrow wanted to direct a production of fiddler on the roof. we went into my middle school’s auditorium (i know, what???) to rehearse. he gave us basic outlines of our parts - men, women, tevye’s daughters - and we got to choose specific characters. i chose to be chava (shes my favorite). my elementary school friend shannon was there, but she was really short and reaaallly fat. she chose to be hodel. we started rehearsing ‘matchmaker’, but i didnt have the words. i practically had them memorized, though, (love that song, how nerdy does that make me?) but shannon insisted rthat i sing along to her ipod. i argued that it would mess up my voice. ~BLACKOUT, NEW SECTION~ i was standing at my kitchen counter and toast popped out of the toaster. i took one piece out easily, but the other piece was a bit stuck. i had to pull in out in strips. i kept imagining that the strips turned into little animated people. i remember thinking ‘well, good thing i made toast, its breakfast time!’

===Grace's 4-Year-Old-Blueberry-Pie Dream===

my sister and i (i was 4, she was 6) were in a purple cave. with no exit. like a hole in a purple mountain. we were pressed up against the back wall wearing matching flower dresses (which we actually owned in real life). there was a fat construction-man-like guy sitting in a chair. he said ‘the chesire cat wants to make oyu into…..BLUEBERRY PIE!!’ me and my sister were screaming. the ghost of a cat would slither out from behind a refrigerator and we would both scream and cry.

at this point, i would be sitting up in my bed, screaming until my mom came in.

==Other Dreams==

===Sarahboo's McDonald Dream===

i remeber once having a dream about a macdonalds slide that i climbed up, chandler from friends was at the top and the top was in the clouds and whilst sliding down i had a baby! then we got to the bottom and went to a big old house and had a barbeque then went on a trampoline and i fell off….(and that thing happened when u fall over in a dream and you wake up…hahahhaha was a funny dream

===Deathstarpsycho's Bar Dream===

Last night I had a dream that I owned a bar… (Nothing weird there because I’d someday like to own a bar/restaurant.) But the bar itself reminded me of Cheers and I was trying to find a band to play and all of the bands that were auditioning were hanging from the ceiling… My bartender comes out to tell me we’re out of cherry cola and the bartender is Jonas. And then he says “Can I have some time off? A friend of mine just got married and I have to watch her stuffed animals.” And then Bree’s father’s hat walked in and ordered an orange soda.

===Milowent's Dream===

I dreamed that every page in the lgpedia was a tribute to me.

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T21:59:37Z

Dream: /* Current Members */ added Maddingo

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

==Hippo's Song==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

User talk:Milowent

2007-01-04T21:11:52Z

Dream:

haha--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:59, 13 December 2006 (CST)

Wow, you've been a fan longer than any of us! Congratulations.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:57, 3 January 2007 (CST)

Quoting: "I dreamed that every page in the lgpedia was a tribute to me." - Yeah, you wish! lol. Now take some more LonelyCrack! -- [[User:Dream|Dream]] 15:11, 4 January 2007 (CST)

2007-01-03T20:56:46Z

Dream:

Are there copyright issues with the pics? Never sure about those. [[User:Dream|Dream]] 14:56, 3 January 2007 (CST)

2007-01-01T12:36:28Z

Dream: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

'''12:07 EST--The polls are now CLOSED!!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' This page was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance
concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

'''1.''' The Unthinkable Happened (30 votes)

'''2.''' Swimming (8 votes)

'''Tie for 3:'''
*Christmas Surprise (6 votes)
*Grillz (6 votes)
*Poor Pluto (6 votes)

'''4.''' Fleeing the Watchers (2 votes)

'''Tie for 5:'''
*P*Monkey Boogies
*Proving Longitude Wrong
*My Difficult Decision
(all with one vote)

'''Tie for 6:'''
*On the Run
*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?
(Nominated with no votes)

'''Summary:'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

'''1.''' Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)(12 votes)

'''2.''' Daniel: "L'care (8 votes)

'''3.''' Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) (5 votes)

'''4.''' The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened)(4 votes)

'''5.''' Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) (3 votes)

'''Tie for 6'''
*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) (1 vote)
*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) (1 vote)
*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). (1 vote)

'''Tie for 7''' (Nominated, no votes)
*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

'''TOP THREE FAN VIDEOS!!!'''

'''1.''' "P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - (7 votes)

'''2.''' "It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy (7 votes)

'''3.''' "Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct (3 votes)

'''Tie for 4'''
*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo) (1 vote)
*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella (1 vote)
*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching - (1 vote)

'''Tie for 5'''
(Videos nominated without votes)
*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX
*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy
*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU
*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE
*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 17
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Comment Board ==

'''1.''' Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- (7 votes)
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now </pre>

'''2.''' Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: (5 votes)
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

'''Tie for 3'''

*FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board (4 votes)

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 (4 votes)

<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>

* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 (4 votes)

<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>

(4)creation of the LG15 Defence Force (1 vote)

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

'''(Nominated with no votes!)'''

*(5-from Sydney & Joe)
<pre>
*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 5
*Total votes: 18

'''THANKS ALL!!'''

<pre>
45 TOTAL NOMINATIONS BY FANS

ORIGINAL IDEA BY CLOUD_AX

ORIGINAL DATA COLLECTION BY JOE

TABULATION BY MARBELLA*

*Please visit me at http://www.laurapaxton.com and

http://www.myspace.com/whitetigerdream </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2007-01-01T12:35:58Z

Dream: clean up

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

'''12:07 EST--The polls are now CLOSED!!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' This page was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance
concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

'''1.''' The Unthinkable Happened (30 votes)
'''2.''' Swimming (8 votes)

'''Tie for 3:'''
*Christmas Surprise (6 votes)
*Grillz (6 votes)
*Poor Pluto (6 votes)

'''4.''' Fleeing the Watchers (2 votes)

'''Tie for 5:'''
*P*Monkey Boogies
*Proving Longitude Wrong
*My Difficult Decision
(all with one vote)

'''Tie for 6:'''
*On the Run
*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)
*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?
(Nominated with no votes)

'''Summary:'''
*Total nominations: 12
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

'''1.''' Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)(12 votes)

'''2.''' Daniel: "L'care (8 votes)

'''3.''' Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) (5 votes)

'''4.''' The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened)(4 votes)

'''5.''' Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast) (3 votes)

'''Tie for 6'''
*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed) (1 vote)
*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities) (1 vote)
*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home). (1 vote)

'''Tie for 7''' (Nominated, no votes)
*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

'''TOP THREE FAN VIDEOS!!!'''

'''1.''' "P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak - (7 votes)

'''2.''' "It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy (7 votes)

'''3.''' "Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct (3 votes)

'''Tie for 4'''
*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo) (1 vote)
*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella (1 vote)
*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching - (1 vote)

'''Tie for 5'''
(Videos nominated without votes)
*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985
*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke
*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct
*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella
*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct
*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX
*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ
*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy
*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU
*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE
*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 17
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Comment Board ==

'''1.''' Sydney's Explanation of Bree's absence in "Bree's Gone" (edited)- (7 votes)
<pre>sydney (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
i can see it now </pre>

'''2.''' Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play: (5 votes)
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

'''Tie for 3'''

*FIRST shout of General FIRSTsayer on the FIRST (ok, fourth) post: "I listened to Daniel" board (4 votes)

<pre>General Firstsayer Says:
October 24th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
</pre>

* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112 (4 votes)

<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>

* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 (4 votes)

<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>

(4)creation of the LG15 Defence Force (1 vote)

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

'''(Nominated with no votes!)'''

*(5-from Sydney & Joe)
<pre>
*bree walks through door*
daniel: OMG BREE…WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!
bree: what? i just had to go get some stuff…at 7-11
daniel: OKAY #1 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US??? #2 YOU CANT DRIVE #3 WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU GO TO 7-11
bree: i just had to get some stuff
*jonas runs in*
jonas: wtf gimme my money you lieing, backstabbing, bi*ch!
bree: what the f**k did i do?
jonas: you robbed me!
bree: omg i just went to seven - eleven
jonas and daniel: for a whole day with tons of money???
bree: O MY F**KING GOD IM PMSING YOU JACKASSES AND I RAN OUT OF EFFING
TAMPONS! I DIDNT WANNA TELL U CAUSE ITS KINDA PERSONAL AND I WAS
GONE SO LONG CUZ JONAS LIVES IN THE F**KING BOONDOCKS!
jonas and daniel:…o…
*awkward silence*
jonas: so whyd u take so much money?
bree: i like the good stuff

scene

Joe (send note) Says:
December 26th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sydney,

That would also make a good product placement.

Tampax:
When you are on the run from an evil cult that’s been injecting you with
drug to increase your blood flow. Don’t trust any other brand.
</pre>

'''SUMMARY:'''
*Total nominations: 5
*Total votes: 18

'''THANKS ALL!!'''

<pre>
45 TOTAL NOMINATIONS BY FANS

ORIGINAL IDEA BY CLOUD_AX

ORIGINAL DATA COLLECTION BY JOE

TABULATION BY MARBELLA*

*Please visit me at http://www.laurapaxton.com and

http://www.myspace.com/whitetigerdream </pre>