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LG15: Anchor Cove puzzles

2016-07-10T23:28:54Z

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:''For other series, see [[Puzzles]].''
This is an index of all the '''puzzles''' that have taken place in the [[LG15: Anchor Cove]] web series.

==Whatever Happened To lonelygirl15?==
Several puzzle pieces were included in the annotations for the video "[[Whatever Happened To lonelygirl15?]]".

The URLs for all pieces spell out the phrase "What ever happened to that girl? Yeah, THAT girl."

===Wrist.jpg===
([http://lg15.com/whateverhappenedto/wrist.jpg Source], [[:File:Wrist.jpg|LGPedia Mirror]])

[[:File:Wrist.jpg|Wrist.jpg]] is what appears to be a scan of a redacted medical report for an unknown male subject. The report notes that the subject had been refusing to eat and has been force-fed several times. The subject had recently attempted to slit his wrists with a filed plastic spoon, and was in recovery.

Redactions:
*The upper redaction is the date of the report, December 21, 2010, able to be seen after altering the contrast on the image.
*The second redaction is the number of the subject referred to in the report. The number ends with an 8.

When changing the levels in Photoshop, a [[Watcher]] symbol is visible in the top left corner, possibly a watermark on the paper.

===OnTheMove.wav===
([http://lg15.com/thatgirl/OnTheMove.wav Source])

OnTheMove.wav is a sound recording of a voicemail [[Daniel]] leaves for [[Emma]].

{{quote|Daniel|(''Sounds of driving in the background. A horn beeps.'') 
Hey, Emma, um... I'm on my way to catch a train to Santa Monica. Uh, ju-just a heads up, Mom #3 has to change her interview date. (''A horn beeps.'') I guess uh, she's having trouble getting her baby's birth certificate. Uh, looks like hospital records were tampered with...again. Big surprise, I know. Police reports too. Um, but she says her daughter was taken out of the hospital in 2012. (''Sighs'') I guess it started up again that year. Anyway, um, I'll talk to you later and - Oh! Could you please stop sending me those {{wikipedia|Hodor_(character)|Hodor}} gifs? Like, I get it. I spoiled it for you but... whatever, sorry. Alright. (''Sounds of chatter in the background'')}}

===Boss.jpg===
([http://lg15.com/yeahTHATgirl/boss.jpg Source], [[:File:Boss.jpg|LGPedia Mirror]])

[[:File:Boss.jpg|Boss.jpg]] is what appears to be a scan of a redacted chain of emails between a [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]] employee and an [[elder]], as well as a redacted search warrant. Several scrambled elements have been inserted into the scan, including a section reading "the first taste is free".

[[Category:LG15: Anchor Cove]]

Man on a Mission

2016-07-05T23:14:14Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 168
| image = KM169-Man on a Mission.jpg
| caption = This seems stalkerish.
| blogger = Steve
| date = 20080129
| url = {{youtube|ay7tD4NSuiw}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:07
| description = Finding this internet café was like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I believed the Hymn would guide me and…
| location = [[KateModern minor locations#Internet cafés|Internet café]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Steve}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}

| Previous = Help, I Need Somebody!
| Next = What Does Patricia Know?
| PreviousB = Losing My Religion (KateModern){{!}}Losing My Religion
| NextB = Self-Help section

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Steve is on the corner of Shaftesbury Avenue and Great Windmill Street in Westminster. He pans the camera wildly, trying to show his location as he walks. Eventually he turns the camera back toward himself''.)

'''Steve:''' Hi. It's me; Steve. I've watched [[Kate Positive|Kate's last upload]] over and over again, and I've finally figured out which internet café she was in. Um... There wasn't actually much on the video itself, so I'm going to go to the internet café and ask if they've got any CCTV footage from the day itself. I just hope they give it to me. Actually, I better turn this off before I go in.

(''Steve turns off the camera. Cut to a shot of the café's sign, which reads "Global Net Internet Cafe". Cut to an outside view of the café''.)

'''Steve:''' After much negotiations, I have the surveillance tape from the date that Kate was here! Stage one, complete! Now I'm gonna go and watch it. I don't know what I expect to find, but we'll soon see, won't we?

(''Steve turns the camera and begins walking down the street. Cut to a shot of a vacuum cleaner. Steve turns the camera toward himself, as he sits in a stairwell''.)

'''Steve:''' I just watched the tape. (''Sighs''.) I don't want to jump to any rash conclusions, but...

(''Cut to the surveillance footage. Kate can be seen sitting at a computer. Shortly thereafter, Patricia enters and walks over to her. Kate turns around and the two leave together. Cut to Steve walking outside''.)

'''Steve:''' Patricia Neilson was the last person to see Kate alive. Well, as far as we know. Now, I said I don't want to make any rash judgements here, but I really, ''really'' need to speak to Patricia. That is Patricia... right? What do you think?

==Notes==
*The surveillance footage is from December 29, 2007 at 12:16 AM. This indicates that Kate stuck around at the café for nearly 40 minutes following the upload of her video.
*The entire visible part of the café sign says:
<div style="width:325px" align="center">
'''Global Net Internet Cafe''' 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Pc & Laptops * Repairs & Upgrades 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Photo - Copying, Faxing * Scanning, Accessories 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> VOIP Phone Calls * International calling Cards</div>
*Signs visible in the window include Western Union flyers, a Soho Care Service, "Cheap International CALLS", signs for Payzone Top-Up, and an "Open" sign

Help, I Need Somebody!

2016-07-05T22:50:10Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 167
| image = KM169-CharlieandSteve.jpg
| caption = I need to talk to you
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20080128
| url = {{youtube|MhOgmI436F8}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:34
| description = I’m back at work and they all seem like they’ve missed me. It’s pretty hard to concentrate but I’m struggling through.
| location = [[Charlie's office]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}

| Previous = Kate's Memorial Service
| Next = Man on a Mission
| PreviousB = I Miss You...
| NextB = What Does Patricia Know?

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie walks up the stairs to her office, and pushes open a door. She walks past all of her coworkers, who greet her, and goes into a seperated office. She sets her coat down, and puts the camera on her desk''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey. I'm back at work, which really sucks. I r- (''Sighs''.) I feel like I shouldn't be here, but I can't afford to take any more time off. On the flip side, when I was away, [[Gary]], my team leader, got fired. Apparently he got busted trying to steal the photocopy machine during the Christmas party. Fool. Anyway, that would be all good and well if I hadn't been promoted in his place. So, um, new office, new job, and new hair.

Awesome I know, 'cause from what I can see, he really didn't do much more work than me and the money's much better. You know, I- I know I shouldn't be excited about it and all, but... You know, it's- it's like I try and think about something else for five minutes, and then I remember that [[Kate]]'s gone, and then suddenly everything just comes crashing back down. And then I feel guilty for forgetting about it in the first place.

(''Steve enters the office''.)

And the [[Kate's Memorial Service|memorial service]]? It was a disaster.

'''Steve:''' Hi, Charlie. (''Closes the door''.)

'''Charlie:''' Steve? What are you doing here?

'''Steve:''' I really need to talk to you.

'''Charlie:''' Well, I-I can't, I'm at work. It's gonna have to wait. And I think you caused enough trouble at the weekend, don't you?

'''Steve:''' Please, Charlie... I'm really sorry about all that. The memorial service, i-it- I never meant for that to happen. I just need a minute. Please.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, okay. Give me- give me a sec, please.

(''Charlie turns off the camera. Cut to Charlie and Steve standing next to a window''.)

'''Charlie:''' What is it?

'''Steve:''' I need your help, Charlie. People still think I had something to do with Kate's death, even though the police let me go. The problem is the police don't seem that interested in the case anymore.

'''Charlie:''' Well, what do you want from me?

'''Steve:''' I want you to help me find out who killed her. You do want to know, don't you?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, of course I want to know, but, I mean, what can I do? I'm not exactly Columbo. And how do I know that it wasn't you?

'''Steve:''' What? You know it wasn't me! Oh, please, Charlie...

'''Charlie:''' No, I- I'm sorry, Steve. I'm sorry, I j- You know, I just don't know what to think right now. W-well what can I do?

'''Steve:''' I don't know. Um... Just give me anything you think might help. I don't know where to start, to be honest with you.

'''Charlie:''' Well, in films, don't they always just go to the last place that the victim was seen? I mean, what if you go to the internet café where Kate put up her [[Kate Positive|last blog]]? Maybe they saw something or know something?

'''Steve:''' Yeah. Yeah, thanks, Charlie. I just want to find out who's done this.

'''Charlie:''' I want to find out who did this, too. It's just all so hard at the moment, you know?

'''Steve:''' I know.

==Notes==
* The title of this video is a line from the popular Beatles song 'Help!'

Kate's Memorial Service

2016-07-05T22:47:44Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 166
| image = KateMemservice0167.JPG
| caption = RIP Kate
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080127
| url = {{youtube|whxrIRFlDBY}}
| forumid = 
| length = 7:06
| description = It was a good idea to get together to remember Kate. In practice I’m not sure how well it worked…

Song performed by Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse. 'Grace' was written by Ben and James Moorhouse.
| location = Kate's memorial service room
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = 'Grace' by Sister Mary And The Choirboys

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Sister Mary And The Choirboys{{!}}Emine Pirhasan|Sister Mary And The Choirboys{{!}}Emine Pirhasan}}
{{VidChar|Sister Mary And The Choirboys{{!}}Ben Moorhouse|Sister Mary And The Choirboys{{!}}Ben Moorhouse}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Tom|KateModern cameos#Fan Cameos{{!}}Thomas Henderson}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Jonathan Almond}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Luke Hyams}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|Claire Finbow}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Memorial Service{{!}}Mourner|KateModern cameos#Jaci Stephen{{!}}Jaci Stephen}}

| Previous = Flowers
| Next = Help, I Need Somebody!
| PreviousB = Internet Celebrity Revealed
| NextB = Julia Incredible

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is standing in a room, dressed in black. Julia approaches her with the camera for a hug''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey.

(''Charlie hugs Julia. Julia then pans around the room, looking at all of the guests. She walks to the front of the room, approaching a picture of [[Kate]]. Julia puts the camera down nearby and walks over to the table to place a bunch of flowers on it. Cut to Charlie hugging Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse. Cut to Charlie being comforted by a guest. Gavin enters with his [[Flowers|flower for Kate]], and gives Charlie a kiss on the cheek. He hugs her as he looks over at Julia. Gavin leaves and walks over to Julia''.)

'''Gavin:''' What'd you bring that for?

'''Julia:''' It's for some friends of Kate's online who couldn't be here today. Charlie said it was fine.

(''Gavin sighs and walks over to throw his Gerbera angrily on the table. He then sits down and glares at Julia. Charlie walks to the front of the room''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Hello, everyone, it's so nice to see so many of you. (''Cut to a shot of a guest''.) Kate meant... so much to me. (''Cut back to Charlie''.) She was a really good friend, and I feel really privileged to have known her during her short life. Um, I wanted to record today so that we could put it online and so that we could share everything-

(''Charlie is interrupted by loud footsteps. Everyone turns around, to find Steve entering with a plastic bag. Steve looks embarrassed and quickly takes a seat next to Julia''.)

'''Charlie:''' Maybe... some of you would like to come up and share some words about Kate?

'''Tom:''' Charlie, I would. (''Raises his hand''.)

'''Charlie:''' Thanks, Tom.

(''Tom walks to the front of the room as Charlie sits down next to Gavin''.)

'''Tom:''' I'm sure I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say Kate meant a lot to a lot of people. (''Gavin puts his arm around Charlie''.) Uh, I was lucky enough to meet her when she was showing her artwork at the gallery. I just want to say on behalf of everyone that... Kate, we'll really miss you.

(''Cut to Emine Pirhasan and Ben Moorhouse's performance. Cut to a shot of another guest, then to a shot of Kate's picture. Cut to Gavin at the front of the room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Sometimes, uh, in life, we... meet somebody that we-we have a, uh, a connection with. Somebody that we... relate to. Um, somebody that can be a, uh, a guiding light i-in a person's life. Um... Kate wasn't that for me, in truth. Um, we didn't get on as well as... as we could have done. I mean, in many ways, um, I, uh... she- I mean, she'll be missed; she ''will'' be missed. (''Waves at the picture of Kate''.) Bye, Kate.

(''As he goes to sit down, Gavin quietly asks if anyone else would like to say anything. Charlie goes back to the front of the room''.)

'''Charlie:''' Thanks for that, everyone. Um... Would anyone else like to come up and say a few words about Kate?

'''Steve:''' I'd like to say something.

(''Charlie looks irritated as the camera swings around to show Steve with his hand raised. Steve gets up, grabs his bag, and walks to the front of the room''.)

'''Steve:''' Kate... meant the world to me. You could say we- we meant under extraordinary circumstances. From then our relationship wasn't exactly normal. But I believe that Kate was a truly special person. For she helped to awaken feelings in me I hadn't felt for a very long time; things I didn't think existed anymore. Just before she-... Well, not long ago, (''Takes the book "[[Finding the One]]" out of his bag''.) I gave her this book. So I know she didn't get a chance to read it, therefore I'd like to share some of the words with you all now; and with her, if she's listening.

(''Steve opens the book and gets ready to begin reading, but then stops as he notices someone entering. The camera pans to the back of the room to reveal Tariq, heading toward Steve''.)

'''Tariq:''' How dare you?

'''Steve:''' What?

'''Tariq:''' You have got nerve turning up here after what you did to her.

'''Steve:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''Tariq:''' You are a murderer. (''Knocks the book out of Steve's hands''.) You have got no right to show your face here today. (''Gavin gets up and comes over''.)

'''Steve:''' You need to get your facts straight. Calling ''me'' a murderer? (''Shoves Tariq''.) And ''you'' can't control your temper!

'''Gavin:''' (''Stopping Tariq from attacking Steve''.) I think it's time for you to go, mate.

'''Steve:''' Me go?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah!

'''Steve:''' why? I'm not the one with anything to hide, and the police know it! I've been honest with ''everyone'' from the very beginning. I'm not the one who's hiding out like he ''has'' something to hide.

'''Tariq:''' Are you talking to me, Steve?

'''Steve:''' Yes. I ''am'' talking to you, Tariq. Where've you been? Hiding away? Running off? Maybe ''you're'' the one who should be in a police cell.

'''Tariq:''' You bastard!

(''Tariq attacks Steve. Julia and Gavin run to pull Tariq away''.)

'''Julia:''' Tariq! Stop it!

'''Tariq:''' You liar!

'''Julia:''' Not here!

'''Steve:''' Please!

'''Gavin:''' Hey!

'''Steve:''' Leave it be!

'''Gavin:''' Just-

'''Steve:''' Fine. Alright

'''Gavin:''' Just- (''Charlie picks up the picture of Kate, which smashed to the floor in the fight''.) Give it a rest.

'''Steve:''' I'm fine. Thank you. Just calm-

'''Gavin:''' Tariq, just give it-

'''Charlie:''' What have you done? (''Sniffs''.)

(''Charlie puts the picture of Kate on the table and runs out of the room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Nice work, lads. Really nice work. (''Runs after Charlie''.)

(''Steve walks to pick up the book''.)

'''Tariq:''' You won't get away with this, Steve.

'''Steve:''' I didn't do it, Tariq. Believe me, I'm gonna find out who did. (''Walks out''.)

'''Julia:''' Why are you so short-tempered?

'''Tariq:''' I just am!

'''Julia:''' What does that mean?

'''Tariq:''' The way he used to look at her...

'''Julia:''' The way he used to look at her?

'''Tariq:''' I-It wasn't normal!

'''Julia:''' The police let him go. What is going through your brain, Tariq? You've got to have more than a hunch to go around accusing people of murder.

'''Tariq:''' He knows more than he's letting on. Don't worry, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

(''Tariq walks out. Julia pans the camera to find Tom picking up pieces of glass from the floor''.)

'''Julia:''' Are you okay?

'''Tom:''' I'm alright. Could you give me a hand with this?

'''Julia:''' Yeah.

==Notes==

Flowers

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{{one other use|the KateModern video|the article discussing the use of flowers in videos|Rose}}
{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 165
| image = KM166-GavinwithUmbrella.jpg
| caption = Singing in the rain...
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20080125
| url = {{youtube|yCySGJoKR7s}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:48
| description = I'm heading to Kate's memorial service tomorrow. Thought I'd better get some kind of flower for the occasion.
| location = Soho (London)
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Flowers{{!}}Florist|KateModern cameos#Suha Al-Khayyat{{!}}Suha Al-Khayyat}}

| Previous = Internet Celebrity Revealed
| Next = Kate's Memorial Service
| PreviousB = Down Under
| NextB = Mates

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Gavin:''' Hey, I'm back. I haven't done one of these for a while. The, um, the last few weeks have been... well, mental, to be honest. Uh, prison was "interesting", as you'd expect from someone who's nine stone dripping wet. Although, I did meet some cool people, actually; Bagsie, Ledge. (''Laughs''.) Any rate, if you've seen [[East London|Sophie's Video]], you'll know that [[the Order]] got me out of that one, uh, with their somewhat disconserting level of influence on the British legal system. Still, they haven't been to murder me yet, which, you know, is a bonus.

Anyway, now all I have to worry about is the rest of my entire life. Still really no idea what I'm gonna do, but until I come up with a plan I'll be living at large at [[Joan|Auntie Joan]]'s, and working like a Japanese beaver in this craphole... washing pots. Still, it is good to be free.

(''Gavin walks down the street, zooming on various things that interest him, such as a girl's bum and mannequins in a store window''.)

I know I wasn't exactly [[Kate]]'s biggest fan, but I'm gonna be at that memorial service tomorrow for [[Charlie]]'s sake. And I know she isn't exactly ''my'' biggest fan at the moment, either, but I'm gonna give her all the support I can.

(''Cut to a van turning the corner''.) What do you get for somebody that you never ''really'' liked? (''Cut to a store window displaying sweatshirts''.) You know, what says "Yeah, I hated you, but I'm here at your memorial service for the benefit of my ex-girlfriend"? (''Pans the camera to show perfume in the window''.) Well, actually, that's a bit harsh; I never really ''hated'' her. We were just- We were just two different people. I'm not a posh bint, for example. (''Approaches a flower stand''.) Oh, here we go.

Uh, 'scuse me, 'scuse me. Uh, how much does it cost to write "Genevieve" in flowers?

'''Florist:''' It depends which ones you have, mate. 200 quid?

'''Gavin:''' Oh, um... What-what about "Kate"?

'''Florist:''' Uh... 80, 90-ish?

'''Gavin:''' Really? Uh... What about just-just "K"?

'''Florist:''' 20 quid, mate.

'''Gavin:''' Oh. Uh... (''Turns the camera toward himself''.) Yeah, I-I know you're all thinking what a tight-ass I am, but can I remind you all that I worked a fourteen-hour shift today? And when you factor in my travel expenses, and the staff lunch - which they make you pay for, by the way - and the deposit for my lovely uniform, you'll forgive me if I don't wang the lot on the lovely Genevieve. (''Turns the camera back to the florist''.) So, uh... (''Pans the camera over the flowers before settling on a bunch of orange gerberas''.) Uh, that-that- One of those. That one. Yeah.

'''Florist:''' (''Picking a gerbera out of the bunch''.) One of these?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, one of those.

'''Florist:''' ''Just'' one of these?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. That's all right, isn't it?

'''Florist:''' Alright, mate. I'm sure it's a fitting tribute.

'''Gavin:''' Well, actually, I- I think it is. It's about right. Uh, how-how much does that cost?

'''Florist:''' (''Sighs''.) £2.40

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, that'll do. (''Lowers the camera. Cut to Gavin walking away with the gerbera''.) Thank you!

I hope this is alright. Well, I-I m- They say it's the thought that counts, though, isn't it? And I think we can all see how much thought's gone into this, so...

I wonder if [[Tariq]] will be there tomorrow. I hope he sees this and realizes that it's okay to come back. I think things all went a bit tits-up between us, but, truth be told, he's... he's all I've got. If-if I- If I even have got him. I mean, I don't even know if he'll want anything to do with me after everything that's gone on, but...

I hope he is there. Charlie needs all the support she can get, and... should be a pretty interesting day. See you tomorrow.

==Notes==

Internet Celebrity Revealed

2016-07-05T22:42:22Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 164
| image = KM0165-JuliameetLee.jpg
| caption = Hi Julia! Happy to see me?
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080124
| url = {{youtube|2LPmvcUPSAo}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:25
| description = Maybe this job isn’t going to be everything it’s cracked up to be?
| location = [[JTV Headquarters]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Neil Mossey
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Lee}}
{{VidChar|Justin}}
| Previous = It's Hymn!
| Next = Flowers
| PreviousB = 33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!
| NextB = Kate's Memorial Service

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Julia:''' Okay, so here's my update. Justin's about to unveil the new face of [[JustIncredible.TV]], and guess who's their personal assistant? (''Points at herself''.) Me! Yep, and I've sorted out their desk. (''Turns the camera to show a desk accross the office''.) And, well, it looks we're sitting very near each other. I mapped out their day for the next three months, and I am going to be handling ''everything''. I've even put some program ideas together and we could be the next Richard and Judy, or Phil and Fearne of the internet world.

(''Clapping is heard in the background, and Julia turns around''.)

I think they're going to announce it now.

'''Justin:''' Alright, it's time. Now, it's a proud moment for us. It's a proud moment for JustIncredible.TV. So, please, team, give a very warm shower of applause for our latest signing. He's the face of the channel... (''Opens the door''.) Lee Phillips.

(''Everyone claps as Lee enters the office''.)

'''Lee:''' Hey, everyone. I wasn't expecting all this. I really only wanted work experience. Hi, Julia! (''Julia puts the camera on her desk and looks irritated''.) Oh, glad to see you!

(''Julia turns the camera off. Cut to her alone at her desk''.)

'''Julia:''' No way! I'm gonna be blogging everything! There is ''no'' way I'm going to let that gob on a stick anywhere near my career. I can't believe they hired such a-

(''Justin enters and Julia mouths the word "twat"''.)

'''Justin:''' Jules. Hey, great job on the desks. Listen, once you've sorted out Lee's lunch, could you get one to measure his inside leg? (''Julia makes a face at Justin''.) For the jockey outfit! Oh yeah, we all loved your horseback interview riding idea. Bareback chat! It's gonna rock!

(''Justin smiles and points at the camera and then leaves''.)

'''Julia:''' I don't think this should be filmed.

==Notes==
*Lee later responded to this video:
{{Quote|Lee|I'M BACK!!! 
Julia, please hurry up with my skinny latte - I've been waiting ages now!}}
*{{wikipedia|Richard_and_Judy|Richard and Judy}} are a couple who present daytime television in the UK. Phil and Fearne also present daytime television.

It's Hymn!

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 163
| image = Sophie2.jpg
| caption = Why isn't anyone staying in jail?
| blogger = Sophie
| date = 20080123
| url = {{youtube|xjNY5Mda3ic}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:49
| description = I went to the Hymn of One HQ and found more than I bargained for. What a crazy couple of weeks!
| location = [[Hymn of One recruitment centers#The Hymn of One London Centre|The Hymn of One London Centre]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Sophie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Sophie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
| Previous = 33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!
| Next = Internet Celebrity Revealed
| PreviousB = East London
| NextB = KateModern S2 Week 2 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Sophie:''' Hey. So, my [[East London|trip to see Charlie]] didn't exactly go as planned, and now I'm more confused than ever. Gav's out of prison, and apparently [[the Order]] shot down the whole case.

Speaking of the Order... I can't stop thinking about that [[Hymn of One]] logo at the scene. I mean, did someone do it to try and implicate them? Or... did [[Kate]] draw it to show that they were involved? Or... I've heard people saying that it might have been, like, a ritualistic killing. Oh, it's so horrible; the whole thing just gives me the creeps! But I've got to find out more.

I'm gonna go to the Hymn of One headquarters and see if I can find out some more information.

(''Shots of Sophie walking are shown, and she finally ends at the Hymn of One London Centre''.)

'''Sophie:''' Well, this is the place. I found one of their flyers. (''Gets out a flyer and shows it in front of the camera''.) It says there's a meeting here today, starting at half-five. So I'm gonna try and have a look around before it starts and then... maybe hang around for the meeting. (''Heads toward the stairs''.)

'''Steve:''' I don't think that's a good idea. (''Appears in front of Sophie''.)

'''Sophie:''' Steve! Jesus, you scared me!

'''Steve:''' Tend not to use the "J" word around here, if you don't mind?

'''Sophie:''' Oh, yeah. Of course; sorry. What are you ''doing'' here? I thought you'd been [[Prime Suspect|arrested]]?

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I had. But now I've been released. That's what happens when you get arrested despite there being no evidence against you. And there's no evidence against me because I had absolutely nothing to do with it. They just-... They questioned me for a bit, and they- they had to let me go.

'''Sophie:''' Oh. Right. I mean, I didn't really think you could do something like that. I-

'''Steve:''' Of course I couldn't. My god, as if this isn't hard enough as it is!

'''Sophie:''' I know. I'm sorry. Look, Steve, I'm just trying to find out what happened. Why do you think there was a Hymn of One symbol at the scene?

'''Steve:''' I don't know! Look, I- I'm just- I just want to put a few really savage weeks behind me and go to a meeting, okay?

(''Steve walks toward the stairs and then stops and turns back to Sophie''.)

'''Steve:''' If you really want answers, then maybe you would do just as well to come inside. Find out yourself.

(''Steve walks inside''.)

'''Sophie:''' Think he might be right about that.

==Notes==
*Sophie and Steve are wearing [[cap]]s.
*The title is a pun of the words him and hymn.
*Half-five means 5:30, or half an hour past five o'clock.
*Steve tells Sophie to avoid the "J" word (Jesus) around the HoO. This either means that the HoO doesn't like when other religions are spoken of or they are offended by the word itself.

33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!

2016-07-05T22:38:20Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 162
| image = KM163-GoodTeam.jpg
| caption = Good Team!
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080122
| url = {{youtube|MJkFOsMhFIc}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:01
| description = Things are getting more and more exciting here at the channel. We’ve even got a new presenter joining this week!
| location = [[JTV Headquarters]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Neil Mossey
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{{VidChar|Justin}}
{{VidChar|Meryl|Meryl Iona Edwards}}
| Previous = East London
| Next = It's Hymn!
| PreviousB = Prime Suspect
| NextB = Internet Celebrity Revealed

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Julia:''' Okay. This is my second week at [[JustIncredible.TV]], and it's been flying by! I can't tell you what's been going on just yet, but Justin's been really supportive. He's my boss. And he wants me to keep this blog going to document the countdown to the final launch. An eye glimpse into the, uh, "souls and eyes of a key worker", you know what I mean? Wants me to keep it quite personal, so, um... Uh, what else can I tell you? Not heard from [[Tariq]] yet. So, honey, if you're watching, I've left you loads of messages, and if you're out there somewhere, it's cool and it's safe to come home. And if you know what's happened... But I think we should really come after each other now. And [[Gavin]]'s been released; not quite sure how he got out of that one... Um... I just want to know if you're safe. Uh, and [[Charlie]]'s been organizing loads of stuff.

(''Justin stops behind Julia and stares into the camera''.)

'''Justin:''' Jamie?

'''Julia:''' So... (''Justin approaches her''.) Julia.

'''Justin:''' Did I hear someone mention Charlie?

'''Julia:''' Yeah, my friend. It's the blog. (''Points at the camera''.)

'''Justin:''' Oh! The eternal content gathering. (''Points at Julia''.) You are a star. Are you capturing everything?

'''Julia:''' Yeah. (''Justin grabs the camera off of her desk''.) Do we really care what s- is being filmed for the launch.

'''Justin:''' Yeah? Thirty-three days 'til launch! (''Aims the camera toward Julia's countdown sign''.) Here you go - all the threes! (''Swings the camera back to Julia's female co-worker in front of the window''.) And here - team! (''Put the camera back on Julia's desk''.) And here! Team! Good team! Alright, team meeting.

(''Justin walks off and Julia grabs the camera. Cut the the team meeting''.)

'''Justin:''' We are all looking at the world through the lens of find, play, and share. Each one of you is source code. Each one of you is-is-i-i-is the conduit. We are all cooling towers through which our energy will surge and become JustIncredible.TV. All right? We're not just TV on demand; we are demand on TV! Capisce? On the twenty-fourth of February, 2008, we will lay down our marker on the intercasting landscape. But, between now and then, our mission is to boldly trial every new format we can think of! We have go to start stockpiling content yesterday! So: I want you to get one of these (''Grabs a camcorder''.), get out there, and find me some scratchy content. Alright?

(''Justin claps and begins to leave. He stops as he reaches the door''.)

'''Justin:''' Ah! One last announce. I am proud to say that we have sourced an unconventional face for JustIncredible.TV. They're already an internet celebrity. So I'll unveil all on the next team meet. Alright? (''Leaves''.)

'''Julia:''' Well, an internet celebrity; that sounds interesting. Someone with a high profile. Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of, uh-

'''Meryl:''' Sorry to interrupt, Jules-

'''Julia:''' -me being on camera, would I? Yeah?

(''The camera pans to show Meryl holding a giant box''.)

'''Meryl:''' Jules, um, Justin wants you to take this into town, please.

'''Julia:''' Okay, cool.

(''Meryl brings over the package''.)

'''Meryl:''' Thanks.

==Notes==

East London

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 161
| image = KM162-GavinScared.jpg
| caption = I'm shitting myself
| blogger = Sophie
| date = 20080121
| url = {{youtube|qYy5J-kVfSc}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:17
| description = I went to East London to try to see Charlie but found someone I didn’t think was around. Check out the video.
| location = [[Brick Lane]], [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Sophie}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
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| lineprod = Kelly Brett
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| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
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| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

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{{VidChar|Gavin}}
| Previous = Prime Suspect
| Next = 33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!
| PreviousB = KateModern S2 Week 1 Recap
| NextB = It's Hymn!

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Sophie is walking down Brick Street, carrying a bouquet of flowers''.)

'''Sophie:''' Hey. Um, I thought it was time I posted something. If you're anything like me, you'll still be struggling to understand what's gone on. I can't ''believe'' [[Kate]]'s dead. It's just so... ''awful''. [[Steve]]'s been arrested, but no one seems to know why it happened.

(''Cut to a shot of the murder scene, which has been mostly cleaned up. Sophie places her bouquet on several others nearby''.)

'''Sophie:''' Goodbye, Kate. I hope you're okay - wherever you are.

(''Sophie walks over to the wall, to see the [[Hymn of One]] symbol on it, and then walks away''.)

'''Sophie:''' How could anyone do something like that to Kate? I know she had her problems, but... she was such an ''amazing'' person. I'm really gonna miss her. (''Cut to a shot of a coffee cup''.) I've worked out where [[Charlie]] lives, so I'm going to over there and see if there's anything I can do to help.

(''Sophie continues walking''.)

'''Sophie:''' I've been trying to piece together everything we know about Kate's murder. Well, we know Steve's been arrested, and he's supposedly the police's number one suspect, but- Steve? He seems so nice. And I genuinely thought he cared for Kate, but... you never can tell, eh? And what about [[Tariq]]? I mean, he's been missing throughout this ''whole'' thing. Does he even know what's happened? I hope he's alright. Well, unless... Ugh, it doesn't even bear thinking about. Oh. Here we are. I think this is it.

(''Sophie enters a building, and walks up to a lift. Inside, she presses the button for the third floor. The doors open on the third floor, and she walks toward a door. As she opens it, she notices Gavin down the hallway''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie! Charlie, can you-

'''Sophie:''' Oh my god!

'''Gavin:''' Are you okay?

'''Sophie:''' That's Gavin! When did he get out of jail? ''How'' did he get out of jail?

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, please, it's Gav! (''Bangs on the door''.)

'''Sophie:''' 'Kay, I'm gonna go and talk to him. (''Walks toward Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie?

'''Sophie:''' Gavin?

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, o- (''Notices Sophie and quickly puts down an object in front of the door''.)

'''Sophie:''' Gavin, it's me. It's Sophie. (''Gavin backs away''.) It's so nice to actually meet you.

'''Gavin:''' Oh! Oh, yeah, right. Um... Hi, Sophie. Uh, you okay? (''Shakes her hand''.)

'''Sophie:''' (''Laughs''.) Well, yeah. How the hell are you? When did you-

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, listen, I'm sorry Sophie, I've got to go. (''Pushes past her''.)

'''Sophie:''' Gavin, wait!

'''Gavin:''' Uh, not now. Please, Sophie, no! (''Puts his hand in front of the camera as he walks away''.)

'''Sophie:''' Gav, please, I just want a quick word. When did you get out of prison?

'''Gavin:''' I don't want to talk about it, okay?

'''Sophie:''' Gavin, please. Everyone is going to be asking the same question, and this looks really weird. (''Gavin stops''.) Did you get out before Kate died?

'''Gavin:''' What the hell's ''that'' supposed to mean? Jesus! (''Walks quickly toward the lift''.)

'''Sophie:''' Oh! Wait, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! I'm just really confused! Gavin, what's going on?

'''Gavin:''' Alright. I got out of prison because... [[the Order]] made sure the case never went to trial. Okay? And now that I've said that, I'm sure you'll all think I'm involved in it, so I'll leave you to formulate your conspiracy theories in my absence, alright? (''Presses the button for the lift''.)

'''Sophie:''' W-what do you mean? Why did the Order stop the trial?

'''Gavin:''' Think about it. (''Steps into the lift''.) What would have happened if that case went to trial? Eh? There- There would have been all sorts of people, all talking about, uh, Kate, uh, and the Order, uh, and [[Michelle Clore]], uh, and the [[watcher]] or the [[Shadow]] or whatever his name is. And they couldn't have that, now could they?

'''Sophie:''' Well, no, but- Why would they just stop the trial going ahead?

'''Gavin:''' I don't know. I don't know how, but they can, and they did. A-and to be honest, I'm shitting myself. Let's not forget what I was doing [[Resolution|when I got arrested]]. Look, I've got to go. I'm sorry. So-

'''Sophie:''' Have you got somewhere to stay?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah.

(''Gavin nods his head as the doors close. Sophie turns around and head back to the flat. She finds a bottle of wine in front of the flat's door and knocks''.)

'''Sophie:''' Charlie? Charlie, it's Sophie. I- I wanna help.

==Notes==
*Sophie's bouquet of flowers make a total of five different bouquets at Brick Lane.

Prime Suspect

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 160
| image = KM161-SteveAndCharlie.jpg
| caption = You're sick Steve
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080118
| url = {{youtube|foLdfNPFjOg}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:27
| description = Charlie and I went to see Steve. Neither of us were prepared for what happened next.
| location = Somewhere in London
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Neil Mossey
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

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{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
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{{VidChar|Policemen#Policemen in KateModern{{!}}Policeman 2|KateModern cameos#Simon Podd{{!}}Simon Podd}}

| Previous = HoO What When Where How?
| Next = East London
| NextB = 33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!
| NextC = KateModern S2 Week 1 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is watching Steve attempting to distribute [[Hymn of One]] pamphlets''.)

'''Steve:''' Feel the song! Hear the song! The Hymn of One is good! The Hymn of One is fun! The Hymn of One is fun! (''Walks up to a person on the street''.) Are you ready to hear your eternal song? Don't believe the lies!

'''Julia:''' (''Turning the camera to Charlie''.) Are you sure about this?

'''Charlie:''' No. (''Walks toward Steve''.)

'''Steve:''' Yes. The Hymn of One only does good.

'''Charlie:''' You think they've got something, don't you?

'''Steve:''' So?

'''Charlie:''' These logos don't get spread around by themselves, Steve! "The Hymn of One: Hear your eternal song". Yeah, funny, that. I don't want something when it's [[HoO What When Where How?|smeared in blood]] at my [[Kate|best friend]]'s [[Brick Lane|murder scene]]!

'''Steve:''' That's why I'm here, Charlie; don't you see? Why would the Hymn of One associate itself with something like that? Why would a religion ''so'' full of love attach itself to something so... so violent?

'''Charlie:''' This is sick!

'''Steve:''' No! I- I can't imagine what you're going through right now, Charlie; I can't. But this is my faith. In here (''Points to his head''.) and (''Puts his hand on his chest''.) here! And it's been dragged through the gutter! So I'd do whatever I can to ''prove'' that this is a smear; to prove it's lies!

'''Charlie:''' It's not-

'''Steve:''' This is the only way I know how.

'''Charlie:''' It's not lies!

'''Steve:''' The Hymn of One is good, sir!

'''Policeman 1:''' Mister Roberts? Steven Roberts?

'''Policeman 2:''' Steven Roberts, I'm arresting you under suspicion of murder of Genevieve Strathcarron, also known as [[Kate]].

'''Steve:''' No!

'''Policeman 2:''' You don't have to say anything, but if you fail to mention anything we later rely on--

'''Steve:''' (''Interrupting''.) No, this is not true!

(''Steve kicks the officer and runs. The officers, Charlie, and Julia chase after him''.)

'''Charlie:''' No!

'''Julia:''' Steve!

'''Charlie:''' Steve!

'''Julia:''' Run, Steve!

(''The officers catch Steve and push him to the ground to handcuff him''.)

'''Policeman 2:''' I'm also arresting you for attempting to escape from-

'''Steve:''' (''Interrupting''.) I don't know anything!

'''Policeman 2:''' -lawful custody!

'''Steve:''' I haven't done anything!

'''Charlie:''' Steve, what have you ''done''?

'''Policeman 2:''' Get back up.

==Notes==
*This video reveals Steve's full name as Steven Roberts and that Kate's is Genevieve Strathcarron.
*Prime Suspect is also the title of a British police procedural serial.
*It's possible that [[Steve]] might know what happened to Kate, and is possibly hiding her.
*There is speculation that Kate is alive and will continue her quest to save trait-positive girls.

HoO What When Where How?

2016-07-05T19:40:17Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 159
| image = KM0160-CharlieStevehug.jpg
| caption = While Gavin's away, the Steve shall play!
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080117
| url = {{youtube|uOPZMA1HDBw}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:40
| description = I went to visit Charlie but things took an unexpected turn.
| location = [[JTV Headquarters]], [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}

| Previous = I Miss You...
| Next = Prime Suspect
| PreviousB = Trouble on Brick Lane
| NextB =

| KM = yes
}} It was captioned as "HoO What When Wher [sic] How?" on the [[KateModern DVD]].

==Transcript==
(''Julia is at her desk, stirring a cup of coffee with a pen. She taps the pen against her cup and puts it aside. She looks around, seemingly bored, and then picks up the camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Hi. I thought I'd post this blog 'cause I've got a lot of stuff going on in my head at the minute. And I know I didn't know her, and I know she was the cause of so much crap between [[Tariq]] and I... But it-it still really affects you when someone you know dies. I'm worried about Charlie - Charlie and I have got to know each other a little bit more over the last few weeks - and I don't want her suffering. And there's Tariq. Yeah, we broke up, but... you know, I still really care about him. And I don't know where he is, and I don't know if he knows about [[Kate]], and I don't know if he's in hiding from the police or from [[the Order]], or whether he's spoken to anyone that might know- anything about what happened. Um, about who killed Kate, I mean. Tariq, if you're watching, please call me. I really do respect you.

(''Julia places the camera back on her desk and sips her coffee. Cut to Julia standing outside Gavin and Charlie's flat. Julia rings the doorbell and Charlie opens the door''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey.

(''The camera drops, showing their feet as they presumably hug. Cut to a shot of the main room. The camera looks around and then pans to Charlie, who is making tea in the kitchen. The doorbell rings and Charlie puts the box of tea in the cabinet''.)

'''Charlie:''' I'll get it.

(''Charlie walks past Julia to the front door. She unlocks it to reveal Steve, who is looking depressed''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey. Steve?

'''Steve:''' Hey.

'''Charlie:''' Hey, come here. (''Hugs Steve''.)

'''Steve:''' I'm sorry. Charlie, I... I shouldn't have come here. I just... didn't know where else to go.

'''Charlie:''' Don't be sorry, I'm glad you're here. Come in. (''Closes the door behind Steve''.)

'''Julia:''' Why don't you guys go and sit down and I'll make you some tea?

'''Charlie:''' (''Smiles''.) Thanks.

(''Charlie and Steve walk past Julia to the main room. Cut to Charlie and Steve sitting on the couch, looking depressed.''.)

'''Julia:''' Shall I, uh, put the radio on?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah. I could do with some mindless distraction.

(''Julia clicks on the radio''.)

'''''Radio:''' -to a potentially telling development in the [[Brick Lane]] murder case. Sources today have revealed that some sort of occult symbol was found etched in blood at the scene of the crime. It is believed to belong to the religious group, The [[Hymn of One]]. Quite what the implications of this are remain to be seen, but it has been suggested that it could point to an occult spiritualistic connection. And in other news, the estate-''

(''Steve is visibly disturbed by the broadcast, and Julia quickly turns off the radio''.)

'''Steve:''' Uh... I'm sure there's some explanation for this. (''Places his glass on the coffee table and quickly gets up to grab his coat''.) See you later. Ta. (''Leaves''.)

(''The camera pans back to Charlie, and Steve slamming the door can be heard in the background. Charlie looks up helplessly at the camera''.)

==Notes==
*The title of this video is a play on the phrase "Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How?", used often in researching a subject.

I Miss You...

2016-07-05T19:36:31Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 158
| image = KM159-MissYouCharlie.JPG
| caption = =(
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20080116
| url = {{youtube|MzFTVsUeUWE}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:54
| description = I wanted to send a message to Kate. Here goes...
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Neil Mossey
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Trouble on Brick Lane
| Next = HoO What When Where How?
| PreviousB = Back to Brick Lane
| NextB = Help, I Need Somebody!

| KM = yes
}} It was uploaded as "I Miss You" to YouTube.

==Transcript==
(''The camera is looking at the door in [[Kate]]'s room. It slowly pans to the empty bed.'')

'''Charlie:''' They've gone now. The police have taken all the bedding. Nothing else. I guess it's pretty much all that's left.

(''Charlie sits down on the bed in front of the camera''.)

I miss you, Kate. Um... I'm so sorry I w-wasn't here, and I don't even know if I should be... saying this, I don't-... But we wanted to... all of us... wanted to... um, say something to you. All of us who loved you wanted to leave you a message; a la- a last message.

Um... I'm sorry I wasn't here, and I'd give ''anything'' to have one more day with you. You know, you lit this place up, and you made me feel warm, and you lit me up, and... How could someone take you away from us? Someone so precious; someone that we ''loved''? Um...

You used to think my sangas were disgusting and I would go so mental at you when you'd touch all my stuff, and now I just wish that you were here with me. You'd tell me-- You'd tell me that I did the right thing coming back. You would tell me that it was okay that (''Begins to cry''.) pretending to be [[Kim]]'s aunt was so hard. [[Rose (character)|Rose]] is her mum now, not me, but you would tell me it was gonna be okay.

(''Charlie hugs Kate's jacket as she cries''.)

You- You were so happy... When we were in [[Devon]] last summer before you went away with [[Michelle Clore]], you were so happy away from ''everything''. And y-you couldn't sleep then; you couldn't sleep. (''Sobs''.) And now you can sleep. You can sleep, Kate. Goodnight, Kate; I miss you so much.

==Notes==
*This video appears to confirm that it was Kate who died, although there is speculation that Kate faked her death to escape [[the Order]].
*There is speculation that Kate is alive and will continue her quest to save trait-positive girls.
*Both the lonelygirl15 and KateModern series have had their main character (at least, allegedly) die after one season.
*Charlie tells of how Kate couldn't sleep just like Sarah in [[Can't Sleep... with Me]].

Trouble on Brick Lane

2016-07-05T19:31:26Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 157
| image = KM158-Juliakisslips.jpg
| caption = Tariq would love to kiss these lips again
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080115
| url = {{youtube|FgFfPodxwkc}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:48
| description = I started a new job yesterday at JustIncredible.TV. I was having a really good day till I saw what had happened right behind the office.
| location = [[JTV Headquarters]], [[Brick Lane]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Jonathan|Jonathan Almond}}
{{VidChar|Policemen#{{!}}Police Officer|withheld}}
{{VidChar|Bystander|KateModern cameos#Daniel Parmar{{!}}Daniel Parmar}}

| Previous = Back to Brick Lane
| Next = I Miss You...
| PreviousB = Terrence (video){{!}}Terrence
| NextB = HoO What When Where How?

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Julia is wearing a pair of giant pink lips, which she closes the camera up on. She then sets the camera down on her desk, takes off the lips, and kisses towards the camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Hey, guys! This is my blog for my brand-new account on [[Bebo]], and I've got ''so'' much to tell you. (''Screeches''.) Okay. So today's my first day at a brand new upstart TV company called... (''Angles the camera toward her monitor''.) [[JustIncredible.TV]]. And we are (''Turns the camera to the sign behind her''.) 41 days 'til launch, so we've got a lot of work to do.

(''Puts the camera back on her desk''.)

I'm also glad about taking my first steps into the world of entertainment. Today, JustIncredible.TV, tomorrow, Hollywood!

'''Jonathan:''' Okay. So that list again was: two cans of apple Tango, two teas, a copy of the Daily Star, and some Blue Tack.

'''Julia:''' Okay. (''Puts on her earmuffs''.) Right. I'm off! (''Leaves. She later returns for the second camera on her desk''.) Nearly forgot.

(''Cut to Julia walking along Brick Road''.)

'''Julia:''' Okay, so I'm only a runner, but... got to start somewhere, eh? And it's only a matter of time before they realize how fabulous, how gorgeous, how multi-talented I am, and just how... Oh my God!

(''The camera pans to show the crime scene from [[Back to Brick Lane]]. A bystander approaches Julia from across the street as she surveys the scene''.)

'''Bystander:''' Hey! Hey! Oi! (''Julia turns around to face him''.) What, are you off telly?

'''Julia:''' No... Yeah, actually, yeah, kind of. Why?

'''Bystander:''' Would you pay for a story?

'''Julia:''' Maybe. What happened?

'''Bystander:''' Well, some girl got killed here.

'''Julia:''' A girl? Well, what girl?

'''Bystander:''' I don't know... Like, she got stabbed, innit? It was blood everywhere. Th- There's even some on the wall in the shape.

'''Julia:''' Shape?

'''Bystander:''' Yeah, it was nasty. L- Like, th- she even had a camera on her.

'''Julia:''' A camera? What camera? What kind of camera?

'''Bystander:''' I don't know, it was a Sony or something. Definitely a video camera, though. But the tape was missing.

'''Julia:''' Right, yeah, cheers, alright? (''Walks away''.)

'''Bystander:''' What do you mean, "cheers"? Hey, where's my money, man? Hey!

'''Julia:''' Surely, can't be...

==Notes==
* This is Julia's first personal Vlog in the KateModern series

[[Category:Videos with Jonathan]]

Back to Brick Lane

2016-07-05T19:30:05Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 156
| image = KM157-CharlieFlowers.jpg
| caption = Who was killed?
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20080114
| url = {{youtube|pTRxFmGMWPQ}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:02
| description = I’m back in England but nothing seems real.
| location = [[Brick Lane]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Driver|KateModern cameos#Lee Callagher{{!}}Lee Callagher}}
{{VidChar|Policemen#{{!}}Police Officer|withheld}}

| Previous = Resolution
| Next = Trouble on Brick Lane
| PreviousB = St. Kilda Beach
| NextB = I Miss You...
| PreviousC = KateModern Season One Recap

| KM = yes
}} It was captioned as "Back To Brick Lane" on the [[KateModern DVD]].

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is in the back of a van''.)

'''Driver:''' So you on the Australia flight, were ya?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah.

'''Driver:''' Australia, eh? What you doing back here? You must be mad, sweetheart! Look at the state of the weather! It's summer out there, innit?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, 40 degrees over there.

'''Driver:''' 40? Strewth! So what was you doing out there, then?

'''Charlie:''' I'm from there.

'''Driver:''' Oh, visiting family, was ya?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, something like that.

'''Driver:''' I'll bet you had a few barbies while you was out there, didn't ya? You lot bloody love a barbeque, don't you?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, I guess we do.

'''Driver:''' "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!" (''Laughs''.) Eh?

'''Charlie:''' Um... yeah...

(''The cab passes a police officer, standing near a roped off section of road''.)

'''Charlie:''' Just here, thanks.

'''Driver:''' Here we are. (''The camera pans down to show a bouquet of roses sitting on top of Charlie's bag as the driver stops the van''.) That's £58.40, please.

(''Charlie hands cash to the driver''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sniffs''.) Thanks.

'''Driver:''' Thanks very much.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, you can keep the change.

'''Driver:''' Geez! Thank you!

(''Charlie gets out of the van, grabbing her bag and the flowers''.)

'''Driver:''' You be careful 'round here. You know some girl got killed over the weekend?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, I heard... Thanks.

(''Charlie closes the van door and walks toward the police officer. Sniffling, she lays the roses on the ground and begins to cry''.)

==Notes==
*It doesn't seem that Charlie has Kim with her.
*40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.

Resolution

2016-07-05T19:17:04Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 155
| image = KM157-GavinGetsArrested.jpg
| caption = I'm innocent!
| blogger = Tariq
| date = 20080101
| url = {{youtube|RuTTPRo0Cec}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:09
| description = I wanted to post this so you could see what really happened. I don't know when I can post again. It looks like I'm going to have to go away for a bit. I'm sorry everyone.
| location = [[Hymn of One recruitment centers#The Hymn of One London Centre|The Hymn of One London Centre]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Tariq}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Michelle Clore|Valerie Cutko}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Watcher|Pete Gibbons}}
{{VidChar|Clore's Shadow|Mike GLC}}
{{VidChar|Policemen#{{!}}Policeman 1|KateModern cameos#Paul Drury{{!}}Paul Drury}}
{{VidChar|Policemen#{{!}}Policeman 2|KateModern cameos#Brian Hinton{{!}}Brian Hinton}}

| Previous = Down Under
| Next = Back to Brick Lane
| PreviousB = Happy new year?
| NextB =
| NextC = KateModern Week 24 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin, Tariq, and Terrence are in Terrence's car''.)

'''Gavin:''' I've heard of some stupid plans in my time, I'll even admit to have come up with a few meself. But this one ''really'' takes the biscuit.

'''Terrence:''' You got any better ideas? We tried doing nothing and it didn't work!

'''Gavin:''' You put the [[Watcher]] [[The Ice Man|in a freezer]]!

'''Terrence:''' And you let him out.

'''Gavin:''' I cannot believe I'm here with you two. I would rather have jumped out a window than come here. If this doesn't end in tears, my name is not Thelonius T. DeepGoat.

'''Tariq:''' It's not.

'''Gavin:''' It's not- (''Shoves the camera in Tariq's face''.) Thank you, Tariq Bhartti! Observant to the last! Yeah, brilliant! T- I can't believe you, of all people, think that ''this'' is a good idea!

'''Tariq:''' We need a ''resolution'', Gavin. Yeah, let's just start the year how we mean to go on. Get off!

'''Terrence:''' That's the spirit. (''Steps out of the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Did everyone get a big pair of balls in their stockings this Christmas, or what? (''Gets out of the car''.)

(''Cut to the three standing behind the car''.)

'''Tariq:''' Go away, Gav. (''Shoves the camera away''.)

'''Gavin:''' Morning, Tariq. Big action hero, yeah?

'''Tariq:''' I'm not in the mood, Gavin. Get out of my face.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, come on. I've got Tariq Bhartti, big action hero.

'''Tariq:''' Piss off!

'''Gavin:''' I've already got- Oh.

(''Terrence comes running up''.)

'''Terrence:''' She's just gone in there! She's on her own. Come on, let's go over there. (''Opens the boot of the car''.)

'''Tariq:''' What you bring those for?

'''Terrence:''' Well, somehow I don't think the plan's gonna work without them.

'''Gavin:''' What's he got? (''Zooms in, revealing three balaclavas''.) Right. Um... I'll be off, then, lads. I probably forgot to mention that one of my New Year's resolutions was not to get involved in any life-threateningly stupid shite. Goodbye.

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, me, too. I'm out.

'''Terrence:''' "Lend me fifteen grand, Terrence." "No problem, Gav." Or "Give me a job and help me land back on my feet." "Gladly, Tariq." Don't ask much, do I, lads? But when I do, it's not very polite to say "no", now is it? Take this. (''Hands a balaclava to Tariq''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm not wearing one of them.

'''Terrence:''' Well, if you don't wear one of these... (''Holds up the balaclava. Terrence then lifts up the floor in the boot and pulls out a gun''.) You'll get one of these.

'''Gavin:''' Oh my God! Shit.

(''Cut to a sign telling pedestrians to wait for a light to cross the street. The camera pans to the cross light, which is red''.)

'''Gavin:''' Maybe this isn't the best plan. Seriously.

(''The cross light turns green''.)

'''Terrence:''' Follow my lead.

(''Terrence motions for Tariq and Gavin to follow as he begins to cross the street. Gavin follows close behind, with the gun hidden under his coat. The three walk to the Hymn of One Centre''.)

'''Terrence:''' Let's do this.

(''Cut to Gavin and Terrence waiting outside of a door inside the building''.)

'''Terrence:''' Ready? (''Gavin appears distraught''.) I said "are you ready"?

'''Gavin:''' Not really, Terrence, no. I'm in IT, not the bloody SAS!

(''Gavin holds the gun up. Terrence pulls down his mask and runs through the doorway''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh, shit. (''Pulls down his mask and follows Terrence''.) Back up!

'''Terrence:''' (''Approaching [[Michelle Clore]] with a gun''.) Bloody [[the Order|Order]], give my software back to me right now!

'''Gavin:''' Oh, shit!

(''Two [[Shadows]] appear, one of which grabs Terrence's gun and punches him to the ground. The Shadows then begin coming after Gavin and Tariq''.)

'''Tariq:''' Oh! Gav!

'''Gavin:''' No hard feelings, mate! We were just leaving! No hard feelings!

'''Tariq:''' Go, go, go!

(''Tariq and Gavin rush out of the room and down a flight of stairs to the exit''.)

'''Gavin:''' Quick! Quick!

(''A Shadow is shown following them, as the two descend the stairs''.)

'''Tariq:''' Gavin, go!

'''Gavin:''' Keep going, don't stop!

(''Cut to outside, where Gavin and Tariq are running from the building. Gavin is carrying the gun Terrence gave him, and removes his mask''.)

'''Gavin:''' Don't stop! Keep going! (''Tariq runs across the street, and is honked at by passing traffic''.) Go! Keep going! (''Tariq turns the camera back, to make sure Gavin is following''.) Keep moving, keep moving!

(''Tariq spots two policemen across the street''.)

'''Tariq:''' Oh, oh thank God! Thank God! I'm being chased by this mad guy. He's got a gun! He's got a gun!

'''Gavin:''' Oh, thank God! Thank God!

'''Policeman 1:''' Stay there. Put the gun down!

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. (''Drops the gun on the street''.)

'''Policeman 1:''' Put it there.

'''Gavin:''' Listen, this has nothing to do with me.

'''Policeman 1:''' Stay there.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, thank God...

'''Tariq:''' No...

(''The second policeman maces Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Covers his eyes''.) Oh, what'd you do that for?!

(''The two policemen grab Gavin''.)

'''Tariq:''' Shit!

'''Gavin:''' AH! Oh, it burns! (''The policemen tackle Gavin to the ground''.) It burns! It burns!

'''Policeman 2:''' Get down!

'''Tariq:''' No! No, guys!

'''Gavin:''' I can't see! (''Cries out as the first policeman handcuffs him''.)

'''Tariq:''' G-Get off him, you!

'''Policeman 2:''' Don't struggle.

'''Tariq:''' You've got the wrong guy!

'''Policeman 1:''' Get back! Stay back!

==Notes==
* This is Tariq's final blog.

Down Under

2016-07-05T19:16:01Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 154
| image = KM156-TerrenceAndTariq.jpg
| caption = You come with us Gavin
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20080101
| url = {{youtube|B-kiEHiRt64}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:31
| description = I was leaving to go down under. Until this happened...
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Hyams
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}

| Previous = Happy new year?
| Next = Resolution
| PreviousB = Good Grief Charlie
| NextB = Flowers
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is packing his clothes into [[Charlie]]'s bag''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. So I've been thinking long and hard, and I've decided... I'm going to go to Australia. You know the place: roos, joeys, Wentworth prison, Castlemaine XXXX... And most importantly: the woman I love.

(''Gavin packs more clothes into the bag and takes it off of the bed. Cut to Gavin searching for "budget australian ticket"''.)

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. I mean, I know she's mad at me, and I know I acted like a pillock... again. But I can't let her go without a fight. Especially not now I know about [[Kim]]. I mean, I good with kids! I-I'm sort of on their level. I-If you know what I mean.

(''Gavin closes the laptop and unplugs it. Cut to him walking to the front door, which he begins to unlock''.)

'''Gavin:''' And most importantly, I'll be umpteen-thousand miles away from this place. East London. (''Opens the door''.) I can't wait to say goodbye to this shithole.

(''Gavin walks through the door, only to run into Terrence and Tariq in the hallway''.)

'''Terrence:''' Your phone's been off all night. Well, where are you going?

'''Gavin:''' Um... A New Year's Eve, uh, fancy dress party. I'm going as a... baggage handler.

'''Terrence:''' Good. (''Grabs Gavin's bag''.) We're going, too. We'll give you a lift. (''Gives Gavin's bag to Tariq''.)

'''Gavin:''' No, mate, it's alright. I-

'''Terrence:''' No! We ''insist''. Won't be the same without you. Come on, let's go. (''Pushes Gavin down the hall in front of him''.)

==Notes==

Happy new year?

2016-07-05T19:14:41Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 153
| image = KM155-TariqInTheDark.jpg
| caption = Julia left me...
| blogger = Tariq
| date = 20080101
| url = {{youtube|r91JRCgrqqw}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:58
| description = I think 2008 is going to be the beginning of exciting things in Tariq-land!
| location = [[KM Minor locations#Tariq's flat|Tariq's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Tariq}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Tariq}}

| Previous = St. Kilda Beach
| Next = Down Under
| PreviousB = Smells like Xmas spirit
| NextB = Resolution
| KM = yes
}} This video was uploaded to YouTube and the KateModern site as "Happy New Year?".

==Transcript==
(''Tariq is filming himself in the dark in a mirror''.)

'''Tariq:''' Happy New Year from Tariq-land. I haven't blogged in a while because I really have nothing to say. [[Julia]] left me. She says I need to know when to let something go. I think she's talking about [[Gavin]], but it could be any one of a number of things.

(''Pans the camera to his face''.)

I'm surprised she stayed with me as long as she did, because most girls would be out the door at the sight of a gnome-related treasure hunt.

I'm not gonna start next year like I ended this one. This has been a massive wake-up call.

I don't think there's any need for [[Grabbed By The Bells|Santa impersonators]] in January. And I think it's still a bit early for the Easter Bunny. (''Sighs and starts to laugh''.) I don't know why I'm laughing. I spent New year's staring at a bedroom wall. New Year, huh? What a time to get dumped. It would almost be tragic, if it wasn't so funny.

I've got a new job. And I've got a way to put right all the recent wrongs rolled into one.

(''The doorbell rings, and Tariq jumps''.)

Okay, um, I really better go. It's probably not a good idea to keep this girl waiting.

(''Tariq gets up and starts to put on his pants''.)

==Notes==

St. Kilda Beach

2016-07-05T02:55:50Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 152
| image = KM0154-CharlieGoodtobeHome.JPG
| caption = Charlie feels good to be home.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071231
| url = {{youtube|ix6KjHDu9xA}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:04
| description = I'm home now. I won't be blogging for a while but don't forget about me. I won't forget about any of you. x
| location = [[KM Minor locations#Melbourne|Melbourne]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Hyams
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = I Did It!
| Next = Happy new year?
| NextB = Back to Brick Lane
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is walking outside along a row of shops in Melbourne. The camera views a sign for the "Rose Garden at the walk"''.)

'''Charlie:''' Rose Garden Walk. Always came down here; really good to buy presents. (''Pans the camera to the store window, and then across the street to "natures nectar"''.) Ah, Nature's Nectar! This is like memories. Sushi bar. We'd always come down here, just for girl's night after school. Just hang out.

(''Cut back to the store window''.)

Baby clothes. I think [[Kim]] would ''love'' something like this. Or she would have, anyway.

(''Cut to an intersection, showing signs for various areas of Melbourne. Cut to a shot of the entrance to Luna Park. Cut to a shot of the shoreline. Cut to a shot of waves against the shore. Cut to a shot of a fishing boat offshore. Cut to Charlie walking down a long pier. She then turns the camera toward herself''.)

You can't imagine how weird it is to be back home. (''Sighs''.) I didn't think I'd be back here for such a long time. (''Sniffs and the camera cuts to a shot of a lighthouse''.) Sure, there are so many things that I missed about home. (''Cut back to Charlie''.) E-Especially Kim. (''Shakes her head''.) But, to be honest with you, she was... the main reason why I left in the first place.

(''Cut to a playground''.)

I've never spoken about the reasons why I left Australia on camera before. I moved to London and I wanted to start afresh. Compared to the craziness back in London, it... makes my reasons for leaving Aus seem quite normal, I guess.

(''Cut to Charlie watching children playing. Cut to Charlie walking along a sidewalk''.)

God, I- I don't even know how to say this. I'm just gonna... Just gonna put it out there. (''Sniffs''.) Kim isn't [[Rose]]'s, she's mine. (''Sniffs''.) I was so confused. (''Sniffs''.) And I- And I thought that Kim would be... But it should be better off with Rose, so I... I left her here and I ran away to England.

I'm not proud of what I did. (''Sniffs''.) I just really hope she can forgive me for it. (''Takes a deep breath''.) Here goes.

(''Charlie walks up to a house''.)

This is where I say goodbye. Thanks so much for all those times that you listened to me. Maybe I'll see you around.

==Notes==
* This confirms the theory that Kim is Charlie's daughter.

I Did It!

2016-07-05T02:18:44Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 151
| image = KM0153-CharlieonaPlane.JPG
| caption = [Plane sounds]
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071230
| url = {{youtube|SyCFux94gJM}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:39
| description = Don't have much time to write. The computer at the airport is free but I don't have much time. Almost home. I can't wait!
| location = Airport, Airplane
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Hyams
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Good Grief Charlie
| Next = St. Kilda Beach
| PreviousB = Homeless (KateModern){{!}}Homeless
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is sitting in an airplane's bathroom''.)

'''Charlie:''' Do you ever get those feelings where you want to run away and never go back? Did you ever go through with it? Because I did.

(''Cut to a shot out of the airplane window. Cut to the map of the airplane. Cut to an empty glass filled with ice, which Charlie fills with a clear liquid, presumably alcohol''.)

'''Charlie:''' I got all my art money out of the bank and went to the airport, just like that. I didn't think it was possible. I thought it only happened in soap operas.

(''Charlie drinks the liquid and winces. Cut to a shot of her passport. Cut to a shot of people proceeding through Customs, getting a pat-down, and various bags going through x-ray scanners. Cut to Charlie standing at a window, watching an airplane be loaded''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hello, Singapore. Just stopping off through here on my way back home.

(''Cut to a shot of the flight arrivals and departures board. Cut back to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' Back to Australia. Back to [[Kim]].

==Notes==
*The passport shown is [[Tara Rushton]]'s personal passport, rather than a prop made for the video.

Good Grief Charlie

2016-07-05T02:16:25Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 150
| image = KM0152-CharlieKindaMad.JPG
| caption = You're a horrible actor.
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071229
| url = {{youtube|3qbgYaTwPv8}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:26
| description = Did I go too far? I can never tell.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Kate Positive
| Next = I Did It!
| PreviousB = Frozen Friendship
| NextB = Down Under
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''The camera pans over Gavin's "Wall of Hate", showing images of [[Tariq]], [[Steve]], and [[Kate]]''.)

'''Gavin:''' So, Kate. [[Homeless (KateModern)|Homeless]] now, are we? Living on the streets? Oh, well, how terribly interesting for you! "Oh, finding out what the underclasses live like, on the streets of London." Yeah, well, uh, let's see how long you survive with the rats in the sewer, shall we?

(''Gavin runs to the front door of the flat, as he hears it being unlocked. He hides behind the door, as Charlie enters. Charlie walks past Gavin toward her room and Gavin follows''.)

'''Gavin:''' Watch out, it's a rat!

(''Charlie jumps, and Gavin laughs''.)

'''Charlie:''' What the hell is wrong with you, Gav?

'''Gavin:''' Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?

(''Charlie sits on her bed and takes off her shoes''.)

'''Charlie:''' What's wrong with me? I'll tell you what's wrong with me: I've been in virtually every internet café there is in London, trying to find Kate.

'''Gavin:''' For God's sake, why?

'''Charlie:''' Why? Because she posted up a [[Kate Positive|blog]] and said she's gonna go and find all the [[trait positive]] girls herself, ''without'' me!

'''Gavin:''' Good! For Christ's sake, i-if Kate wants to go and be the hero of the people, then-then let her! It's just a game to her, anyway.

'''Charlie:''' A game? Yeah. Really, really wise, coming from you. You're ''such'' a hypocrite! How can you even say that after the way you bullied Lee?

'''Gavin:''' Th- That was... funny. Kate's not funny, she's just vain. "I'm living on the streets of London, trying to get down to a size zero." You know, let her find all those girls on the list.

'''Charlie:''' No-

'''Gavin:''' I hope she starves to death doing it.

'''Charlie:''' What- You can't wait for things to go wrong for people, can you? It makes you feel better about yourself.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, shut your face.

'''Charlie:''' Y-y- You can't let anyone in. You're such a sad person, you can't even be loved, Gav! That's your problem!

'''Gavin:''' Well, now you're talking psycho-babble, like your crazy friend Kate. You let her have ''far'' too much influence on you.

'''Charlie:''' (''Grabs a bag off the floor''.) You're not even listening to me! You don't need me, you need a therapist. (''Shakes her head''.) I'm sick of trying to get close to you; I don't want it anymore. I don't want it.

'''Gavin:''' W-wait, wait a second. (''Pans the camera to his face''.) Are you- Are you actually dumping me on camera here? Because, uh, you might want another go at it, love. Because, frankly, your acting stinks. (''Laughs and pans the camera back to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' Get out, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' Could you- I'm sorry, could you say that again for me?

'''Charlie:''' I said "Get out"!

(''Charlie pushes Gavin out of her room, and slams the door in his face''.)

'''Gavin:''' I might have gone a bit-... I've gone a bit too far. (''Clears his throat''.) Charlie? (''Knocks on her door''.) Charlie?

==Notes==
*The title is a reference to Peanuts, a cartoon in which the character Charlie Brown utters the phrase, "Good Grief" quite often.

Kate Positive

2016-07-05T02:13:39Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 149
| image = KM151-Katecloseup.jpg
| caption = I need to find those girls
| blogger = Kate
| date = 20071229
| url = {{youtube|JJgQ77fkO1o}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:24
| description = This is a message for everyone who's concerned about me. I'm okay. Better than ever in fact.
| location = [[KateModern minor locations#Internet cafés|Internet café]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Kate}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Kate}}

| Previous = Homeless (KateModern){{!}}Homeless
| Next = Good Grief Charlie
| PreviousB = Abstract Heart
| NextB =
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 23 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Kate:''' This is a message for [[Charlie]], [[Steve]], and anyone else who cares to watch it: I’m sorry for running out on you guys, I really am, but there was really nothing else I could do. (''Looks to her left''.) I appreciate you guys coming to find me but (''Looks to her left''.) it’s nice to know that there are people that care about me as much as you guys do. But I just can’t go back to that [[Gavin and Charlie's flat|flat]]. (''Looks around nervously''.) Just too many ghosts and... (''Looks around again as someone passes behind her''.) The important thing is that I finally now know my purpose. (''Sighs and holds up the flash drive''.) I’m sorry for involving you guys in all of this mess, I really am. But I now know what I have to do. Finding and saving these girls is what I was put on this planet to do. This is ''my'' fight and I now know that. I mean, I saw things with [[Michelle Clore|Michelle]] which didn’t make sense at the time, but I know understand- (''An electric noise interrupts Kate''.) I’m not on my own. (''Another person appears behind Kate''.) And I have a new camera, so I’ll be in touch. I promise.

==Notes==
*This is the first video posted by Kate since [[Abstract Heart]] (50 videos ago)
*The name of the video is a play on the words "[[trait positive]]".
*Given that the person who appears behind Kate is wearing a black coat, it is possible that this is [[Lucy]].
*This is the last video that Kate posted before she was murdered.

Homeless (KateModern)

2016-07-04T19:16:22Z

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{{one other use|the KateModern video|the lonelygirl15 video|Homeless}}
{{Blog
| name = Homeless
| series = KM
| number = 148
| image = KM150-KateHomeless.jpg
| caption = I need to go to the loo...
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071228
| url = {{youtube|748ZPKJI8fg}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:28
| description = We found Kate. In the last place we ever expected.
| location = Homeless shelter, The Clachan
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}

| Previous = Kate Come Home
| Next = Kate Positive
| NextB = I Did It!
| NextC = KateModern Week 23 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is following Steve outside at night''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Turns to the camera''.) We're here to meet Patricia Nielson, the TV journalist. She reckons she's got something to show us.

'''Charlie:''' But she promised there'd be no cameras this time. Except ours', of course.

'''Steve:''' (''Steve points to Patricia standing on the sidewalk''.) There she is.

'''Charlie:''' I don't know.

'''Steve:''' Hi.

'''Charlie:''' Oh! There she is. (''Walks up to Patricia''.) Hey.

'''Patricia:''' Hi, Charlie.

'''Steve:''' Hi. My name's Steve?

'''Patricia:''' (''Steps closer to Steve''.) Steve. Of course. I recognize you from the videos alone.

'''Steve:''' So what's this about?

'''Patricia:''' Okay. When I was walking down here last night, I mean I normally park the car around here...

'''Charlie:''' Yeah.

'''Patricia:''' And I'm sure I saw her. I mean, I wasn't sure at first, but there are hundreds young girls in London, right? When I saw her closely, it was definitely her.

'''Steve:''' Who?

'''Charlie:''' What are you talking about?

'''Patricia:''' Kate.

'''Steve:''' You saw Kate?

'''Charlie:''' Kate?

'''Steve:''' What was she doing, giving out soup?

'''Patricia:''' No.

'''Charlie:''' It ''can't'' be her.

'''Patricia:''' She'd been given some. And a blanket.

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Patricia:''' She's sleeping rough.

'''Charlie:''' Where?! I mean, K- It's impossible! Where- I mean, where's she staying? Where did you see her?

'''Patricia:''' Look, there's a charity just down here. Shelter? (''Leads Steve and Charlie down the street''.) They give out food, blankets, soup... That kind of thing. Medical aid. You know?

(''Patricia stops in front of a sign for the shelter. Charlie zooms on the sign, which reads "''Free Overnight Shelter: Always putting a roof over your head.''"''.)

'''Steve:''' So she might be here again? Tonight this girl will be back that looks like Kate?

(''Patricia nods''.)

'''Charlie:''' But Steve, that's impossible. What would she be doing on the streets?

'''Steve:''' Well, she's not at [[Michelle Clore]]'s. So where else is she gonna go?

'''Charlie:''' I don't know.

'''Patricia:''' Look. There. Isn't it?

(''The camera pans to down the street, showing Kate walking away from the shelter''.)

'''Charlie:''' Here, hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Patricia. She and Steve run after Kate. They catch up with her, and Steve puts his jacket around Kate''.)

'''Steve:''' You look- you look... like you could do with a bath. Is that better?

'''Charlie:''' Are you feeling okay?

'''Patricia:''' Kate... What were you doing there?

'''Kate:''' (''Looks confusedly at Charlie''.) Who's that?

'''Steve:''' Oh, no, she's okay. She's a, uh, journalist.

'''Charlie:''' It's okay, Kate. She helped us find you. She's fine.

'''Patricia:''' Hi, Kate, I'm Patricia. Look, would you like- rather me leave?

'''Kate:''' (''Shakes her head''.) I don't care. Look, I'm sorry for [[War is Over|running out on you guys on Christmas]].

'''Steve:''' No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

'''Kate:''' No, it's not okay, Steve, you're just being nice to me. I'm sorry for ruining your Christmas day. It's just-

'''Charlie:''' Kate...

'''Kate:''' I couldn't stand the guilt, and then [[Gavin]] mentioned [[Dudley]], and it all just got too much for me. And I just feel really bad for- Just messed up everything.

'''Charlie:''' No, no. Why did you take the flash drive with the list of girls' names?

'''Kate:''' (''Sighs''.) Charlie, it's up to me to find these girls. It's not you, it's my fault. I've got to get- I've just got to sort this out. It's not your problem.

'''Charlie:''' No.

'''Steve:''' Kate, you shouldn't be doing it on your own.

'''Charlie:''' Steve's right. I mean, we'll help you. You can come home with us and we'll help you. We'll do it together.

(''Charlie and Steve nod''.)

'''Kate:''' Okay, I'll come home.

'''Charlie:''' Just imagine. It's gonna be so great. There's gonna be nice fluffy pajamas, nice warm bed...

'''Kate:''' Okay, but I need to use the loo. (''Takes off Steve's jacket and hands it back to him''.)

'''Steve:''' Sure, sure. But keep it on, it's freezing! (''Pushes his jacket back on Kate''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Kate...

'''Kate:''' No, no, no, Steve, one minute. Please. Just take your coat. I will be one minute.

'''Charlie:''' No, no, really. Patricia is parked nearby, right? And you can just use the loo there. She's just gonna run us home. You're close, aren't you?

'''Steve:''' It's not far, it's fine.

'''Patricia:''' Yeah, it's fine. But would you mind if I took notes?

'''Kate:''' No. (''Pushes Steve's jacket off''.) I don't want Gavin to see me like this. He'll just make fun of me. I just want to wash my face. I'll just be one minute.

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

'''Kate:''' (''Pushes past Steve''.) One minute.

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

(''Kate runs across the street to a restaurant. Numerous cuts to Charlie and Steve waiting anxiously for her to return''.)

'''Charlie:''' Why is she taking so long?

'''Patricia:''' Do you want me to, um, try and find her?

'''Charlie:''' No, no, no. I'll go. I'll go.

(''Charlie walks over to the restaurant and goes inside. She can be seen searching for Kate as sounds from the restaurant overlay the audio track. Steve is waiting anxiously outside. Charlie eventually comes running from the side of the restaurant''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh no, she's gone!

'''Steve:''' Where? (''Runs to the side street to look''.)

'''Charlie:''' She must have slipped out the back door when we weren't looking. I lost her again.

'''Steve:''' Hey! Hey. You come- Come here. (''Hugs Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' It's just that-... Not again.

==Notes==
*Kate's face appears bruised in this video.

[[Category:Videos not saved under their official title]]

Kate Come Home

2016-07-04T19:13:48Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 147
| image = 149-GloreAndSteve.jpg
| caption = Eavesdropping is a very bad thing Steve.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071227
| url = {{youtube|sFn5G7v5PlE}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:34
| description = We’re not the only ones looking for Kate. Please just come home.
| location = Michelle Clore's house
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Michelle Clore|Valerie Cutko}}
{{VidChar|Lucy}}
| Previous = Frozen Friendship
| Next = Homeless (KateModern){{!}}Homeless
| PreviousB = War is Over
| NextB =
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is following Steve, walking outside''.)

'''Charlie:''' Look, this is a message for [[Kate]]: We've been looking for you for two days now, and we just feel that...

'''Steve:''' Oh, this is pathetic! We know where she's gonna be.

'''Charlie:''' Well, what? Well, where, then? Where is she?

'''Steve:''' It's obvious. We just have to be brave enough to go there. (''Walks quickly in front of Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' Steve, wait up!

(''Steve waits to cross traffic, and then crosses the street to a house. He motions at the front door with his phone''.)

'''Steve:''' This is Michelle Clore's house. (''Shows his phone to the camera, dispaying a map to the house''.) Kate was obviously so deluded that she-... Oh, shit.

'''Charlie:''' What?

(''The camera pans over to see Michelle Clore and Lucy exiting a black sedan nearby. Charlie runs over to them''.)

'''Charlie:''' Michelle! Michelle, we've got to talk to Kate!

'''Michelle Clore:''' Kate isn't here, but I'm very concerned about her, and have people ''urgently'' researching her whereabouts. (''Steve approaches Michelle''.) It's a terrible thing, [[Coming Home for Xmas|eavesdropping]]. Taken out of context, the wrong information could seriously confuse a fragile mind like Kate's. You never know what could end up on your conscience.

(''Lucy places a hand on her arm, and the two leave to go inside the house''.)

'''Steve:''' Shit. (''Runs to the side street''.)

'''Charlie:''' She was telling the truth back there, wasn't she, Steve?

'''Steve:''' Yeah. And if we don't find her before she does, I don't know what's going to happen. Oh, shit... Why do we need her?

'''Charlie:''' Kate, please be careful. They're looking for you and they're gonna find you. You can't go with them; please.

==Notes==
*This is the first time a [[LG15]] character has crossed over into KM.
*This is [[Lucy]]'s first appearance since [[What's Going on?]]

Frozen Friendship

2016-07-04T19:09:13Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 146
| image = KM01498-GavDrinking.JPG
| caption = This'll warm us up.
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071226
| url = {{youtube|RfZfbU5Rb5c}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:19
| description = This is what happens when pubs close on Boxing Day. Tragic.
| location = London
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
| Previous = War is Over
| Next = Kate Come Home
| PreviousB = The Ice Man
| NextB = Good Grief Charlie
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is sitting in his room, wearing a purple crown and holding the bottle of sherry from [[War is Over]]. Julia's Ratatouille plushie is under his arm, and tears a visible on his cheeks. He gets out his phone and calls Tariq''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Sniffs''.) Hi. (''Sniffs''.) Did you see that? Yeah, I know. Me, too. I can't believe it. And tha- That little kid just came out all excited in the morning, and the snowman had just melted, and- nothing left except his hat. (''Sniffs''.) His best friend was just gone. (''Snaps his fingers''.) Just like that. (''Sniffs''.) Tariq, listen, mate. I'm... I'm really sorry about everything, okay? Do- Do you want to meet up for a drink? (''Breathes heavily and nods''.) Okay, I'll see you in an hour. Okay.

(''Gavin puts the phone away, sighs heavily, and takes off the crown. Cut to Tariq trying to open the local pub's door''.)

'''Gavin:''' I cannot believe the pub's shut.

'''Tariq:''' I know. It's freezing as well.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, well.. Hey- Hey! This'll keep us warm. (''Holds up the bottle of sherry''.) Sherry in the jar-o, sherry in the jar-o. (''Laughs''.) Come on, let's go for a walk.

(''Cut to Gavin and Tariq walking in a park''.)

'''Gavin:''' I can't believe [[Kate]] ruined Christmas. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' I can.

'''Gavin:''' (''Hands the bottle of sherry to Tariq''.) She took that list of [[trait positive]] girls. I bet she's gone running straight to [[Michelle Clore|Michell "the Claw"]] with it.

'''Tariq:''' She said she wanted to work against [[the Order]]. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Gavin:''' Yeah right. Everyone who tries to work against the Order seems to die untimely deaths. (''Drinks from the bottle''.) You see- see, that's what [[Terrence]] doesn't get. He thinks that he can take them on, like they're just a gang of thieves. He thinks he's got one over on 'em by locking up Biffo, the [[Watcher]].

'''Tariq:''' Locked him up? What do you mean? Where did he lock him up?

'''Gavin:''' He's in there. (''Pans the camera to show the van from [[The Ice Man]]''.)

'''Tariq:''' Terrence locked the Watcher in the back of a truck over Christmas?

'''Gavin:''' (''Nods''.) Yeah, and it's refrigerated. (''Laughs''.) His face probably looks like the back-end of a frozen turkey by now. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' I can't believe this, Gavin. You set me up. You knew I'd have to come and help you get him out of there.

'''Gavin:''' Look... Either way, I'm screwed, alright? It's- My chances are slightly better if I piss off Terrence, and not the Order. Okay? Come on, let's have a look inside. Here, take this. (''Hands the camera to Tariq''.)

(''Gavin walks over to the van, followed by Tariq''.)

'''Tariq:''' Is he dead?

'''Gavin:''' Hello? (''Listens for a response''.) Mate? (''Knocks on the van''.) Are you okay? (''Opens the van's back door''.)

'''Tariq:''' (''Pulls on Gavin's sleeve''.) Go inside and look.

'''Gavin:''' I'm not going in; you go in!

'''Tariq:''' No way!

'''Gavin:''' No, here. Take this. (''Takes a flashlight out of his pocket''.)

'''Tariq:''' No way! You go in!

'''Gavin:''' (''Turns on the flashlight and carefully opens the door''.) Shit. (''Takes another drink from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' Take this. (''Hands Gavin the camera''.)

(''Cut to Gavin's feet entering the van. Cut to Gavin exiting the van''.)

'''Tariq:''' Is he- Is he dead?

'''Gavin:''' No. He's gone.

'''Tariq:''' What do you mean, "he's gone"?

'''Gavin:''' He's gone, Tariq. As in "not there". He's escaped to go and tell his- his mistress i-in grunt language who it was that locked him in there and who it was that ''didn't'' let him out!

'''Tariq:''' I can't believe the mess you've got yourself into.

'''Gavin:''' It's not just me. It's you they're after, as well, you know. You're implicated, Tariq.

'''Tariq:''' (''Attacks Gavin''.) I stopped ''caring'' about the [[Project Orwell|Orwell software]]! I stopped caring about Terrence and Kate and the Watcher! I'm finished with you! I was at home with my mum! Nice and warm, with nothing more to worry about than whether to have custard or cream with my Christmas pudding! But no, you just come back in and drag me in ''again''! I hate you and your stupid camera. I hate everything you stand for. You're a selfish, nasty piece of shit. And you deserve ''everything'' that's coming your way, Gavin! Everything!

==Notes==
*The movie that Gavin and Tariq were watching is likely the famous British film {{Wikipedia|The_Snowman|The Snowman}}.

War is Over

2016-07-04T19:04:04Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 145
| image = KM0147-KateExaminesherChristmasPresent.JPG
| caption = Have yourself a Merry Christmas
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071225
| url = {{youtube|yoUjn0YMOEQ}}
| forumid = 
| length = 6:09
| description = I hope you had a merry Christmas! x
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
| Previous = The Ice Man
| Next = Frozen Friendship
| PreviousB = Coming Home for Xmas
| NextB =
| KM = yes
}} It was captioned as "War Is Over" on the [[KateModern DVD]].

==Transcript==
(''The camera shows Gavin's messy room. Kate walks in front of the camera, apparently surveying the Wall of Hate. She moves a picture of herself and sits down in its place as she stares at it. She puts the picture down, looks at the wall, and turns to the camera. She appears as though she wants to say something, but looks at the door to the balcony and quickly turns off the camera. Cut to Charlie unlocking the door of the flat to reveal Steve''.)

'''Steve:''' Hi, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Hey!

'''Steve:''' Merry Christmas! (''Gives Charlie an awkward hug''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh, and a good year more! Well, come in. (''Steve walks toward the main room, with Charlie close behind''.) Feel the Christmas spirit. But watch out, though, 'cause Gav's already started on the bottle of Sherry that [[Joan|Auntie Joan]] sent us.

'''Steve:''' Yeah?

'''Charlie:''' Trouble...

'''Steve:''' Well, looks all good.

'''Charlie:''' You think? It's good, isn't it?

(''Gavin is standing near the window, drinking straight from the bottle of Sherry. Steve sets down his bag near the couch, which Kate is sitting on''.)

'''Steve:''' Hi, Kate. (''Sits down next to her''.) Good to see you.

(''The camera pans over to Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' Great. L. Ron's here.

'''Steve:''' Hi, Gav. Merry Christmas.

'''Gavin:''' Nice jumper, mate. You look great.

'''Steve:''' Thank you! I-I thought I'd get into the spirit of the day.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah? Me, too. (''Holds up the bottle of Sherry and then take another drink''.) Do you want a drink?

'''Steve:''' No. Um, I don't drink any more.

'''Gavin:''' Oh yeah, that's right. And your lot don't celebrate Christmas neither.

'''Steve:''' No. No we don't.

'''Gavin:''' You're the lucky ones, believe me.

'''Steve:''' Actually, we celebrate the Day of Eternal Song on April the 7th.

'''Gavin:''' Wow. Sounds like an absolute blast. Should we do that at your place? I-I'll bring a karaoke machine. (''Takes another drink from the bottle''.)

'''Steve:''' I brought some gifts, by the way.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, wow! Thanks. Uh-w-we didn't get you anything, Steve, sorry.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no, don't worry about it. (''Takes out a present''.) I certainly didn't expect anything in return. (''Hands it to Kate''.) Kate.

'''Kate:''' Thanks.

'''Steve:''' (''Takes out another present''.) Gav. (''Tosses the present to Gavin''.)

'''Charlie:''' What is it?

'''Steve:''' (''Hands a present to Charlie''.) Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Aww, thanks so much!

(''Kate and Gavin begin opening their presents. The camera focuses on Gavin, who is feverishly tearing at the wrapping paper''.)

'''Charlie:''' What did you get? What did you get?

'''Gavin:''' Juggling balls. (''Looks confusedly at Steve, who is smiling''.) Mate, I-... I've actually been looking for some of these. How did you know?

'''Steve:''' What else do you get a clown for Christmas? (''Gavin seems less enthused''.) Charlie?

'''Charlie:''' Oh, can you- can you help me? (''Holds out her gift in front of the camera''.)

'''Steve:''' Yes.

'''Charlie:''' I have no hands...

(''Steve unwraps the gift for her, revealing a Take That mix CD''.)

'''Steve:''' I made it myself. It's all the best hits, in chronological order. And some of Gary's solo album, as well. I, uh... I think it's much better than the one in the shops.

'''Charlie:''' Oh. I love it, Steve, thanks.

'''Steve:''' (''Turns to Kate, who is looking curiously at her present''.) This is such a good book. I, uh... It really helped me out when I needed to do the prayers properly. My eternal song was strengthened so much when I read this. It's by [[Rupert Van Helden]]. He's, uh- He's brilliant. I've been reading his work for a long time now. A lot of people credit him with making the [[Hymn of One]] accessible to youngsters... Like us.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah... Um... Yeah, I was actually gonna save this 'til afer dinner, but, um, I think not. (''Grabs a gift from the tree, and gets in front of Charlie on one knee''.) I got this, uh.. See if I can put a smile on my special little lovely lady for the day. Uh, actually, Steve, can- can you, uh... Can you film this? (''Steve takes the camera''.) I want to get the look on your face when I make a special Christmas wish come true.

'''Charlie:''' (''Reluctantly takes the present''.) That better not be a ring, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' Charlie... No, it isn't a ring. (''Gets up''.) Open it. (''Charlie slowly unwraps the present''.) Come on.

(''Charlie rips into the wrapping paper, and finds a small box. She takes a piece of cloth out and starts unwrapping further as Gavin takes another drink''.)

'''Gavin:''' I wrapped it well.

(''Charlie finds the missing flash drive underneath all of the wrapping''.)

'''Kate:''' What is it?

'''Gavin:''' It's the flash drive. W-with the list of girls' names? I stole it from [[Terrence]] yesterday at ''great'' personal risk. (''Corks the bottle of Sherry''.)

'''Charlie:''' And you waited 'til now to give it to me?

'''Gavin:''' Well, yeah. I thought it'd be a nice surprise.

'''Charlie:''' A surprise? This isn't a Christmas voucher, Gav! Girls are dying as we speak and you waited 'til overnight to give it to me?

'''Gavin:''' It's... It's bad luck to give presents before Christmas.

'''Charlie:''' For God's sake, Gav! (''Throws the flash drive on the ground and walks away''.) God, you're so dense! You don't think ever!

'''Gavin:''' (''Uncorks the bottle of Sherry''.) Y- You can turn it off now. (''Takes a drink and walks to the window''.)

(''Cut to Charlie in the bathroom, filming herself in the mirror''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs and shakes her head''.) I should never have even thought we could do this. I mean, Christmas day, like, what a joke! I've got to stop lying to myself and telling myself that just because I want everything to be okay it has to be, you know? What am I still doing in London, anyway? I should be at ''home'' for Christmas, I should be at home with [[Kim]]. It's my second Christmas that I'm missing with her, you know? She's... all that I have. (''A door slam can be heard''.) Oh, what now?

(''Charlie walks out into the main room. Gavin is sitting on the couch'.)

'''Charlie:''' What the hell was that?

'''Gavin:''' Well done. Desert Walking just decided to vacate the premises at great speed. (''Takes another drink''.)

'''Charlie:''' What? Who? Who are you talking about?

(''The camera pans to the kitchen, where Steve is taking something from the oven''.)

'''Steve:''' Kate.

'''Charlie:''' Kate? Wh- Why? Why's she gone?

'''Steve:''' (''Slams the food on the counter''.) Gavin made some tasteless joke about [[Dudley]]'s death and going too near the window, and not surprisingly she bolted.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, thanks a million, Delia.

'''Charlie:''' What the hell is wrong with you, Gav? Well, come one, Steve, we're gonna go find her. Hang on. (''The camera zooms in on the coffee table''.) Ga- Where is it? Guys, where is it?

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Charlie:''' I put it down here - the flash drive. It was just here before.

'''Gavin:''' Well, I haven't touched it. (''Charlie groans and Steve takes off his apron''.) Kate's taken it. Kate's taken the flash drive!

'''Charlie:''' I know. Come one, Steve, we've got- got to go and find her.

'''Steve:''' Okay.

'''Charlie:''' We've got to get it off her.

'''Steve:''' Alright.

'''Gavin:''' Can-

'''Charlie:''' Let's go. (''Charlie and Steve run to the door''.)

'''Gavin:''' Can you get me a chicken and mushroom pot pie on the way? Chicken and mushroom!

==Notes==
*The title could be a reference to the Holiday John Lennon song, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)".
*Steve's gift of juggling balls to Gavin is most likely a nod to LGPedia admin [[Zoey]]'s [http://jugglingforworldpeace.blogspot.com/ Juggling for World Peace] movement.
*The book Steve gives Kate is entitled "[[Finding the One]]", which clearly shows the Hymn of One symbol on its jacket.
*Gavin refers to Steve as "L. Ron", which is likely a jab at {{wikipedia|L._Ron_Hubbard|L. Ron Hubbard}}, the founder of Scientology.
*Gavin's reference to Steve as "Delia" likely refers to the British chef {{wikipedia|Delia_Smith|Delia Smith}}.
*The book that Steve gives Kate is the same one that Sarah recieves at her celebration.

The Ice Man

2016-07-04T18:59:51Z

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{{Blog
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| series = KM
| number = 144
| image = KM0145-Terrence.JPG
| caption = Unfortunately, also not Cliff Richard.
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071224
| url = {{youtube|0ZPRSp3FU5M}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:47
| description = I would have done anything to get out of the house. Anything but this...
| location = London
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
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{{VidChar|Kate's Watcher|Pete Gibbons}}

| Previous = Coming Home for Xmas
| Next = War is Over
| PreviousB = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextB = Frozen Friendship
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 22 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is inside Terrence's car at a service station. The camera pans around and eventually zooms in on the steering wheel, which displays the Aston Martin emblem. Gavin then brings the camera to look at his face''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wh-who were you expecting? Cliff-bloody-Richard? Yeah, no such luck. Well, this has to be the weirdest Christmas ''I've'' ever experienced. First up, on Friday, [[Charlie]] came 'round with [[Kate]] in tow, saying that they wanted to stay over Christmas. Well, that took me ''completely'' by surprise. And... Well, it's not all exactly "Jingle Bells" in the flat, either. The demon art student hasn't got a single word to say for herself, and Charlie's gone into full-on bloody Stepford Wife mode trying to pretend to herself and everybody else that everything's perfectly fine. It's doing my head in! And if I'm totally honest, I would- would have given anything to get out of the house, but... Well, now... Things have all slightly gone wr-...

(''Terrence opens the car door and gets in. The camera pans over to show him''.)

'''Terrence:''' What are you doing?

'''Gavin:''' Uhm... Just, uh... I'll put it away.

'''Terrence:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't put it away. (''Puts the key in the ignition''.) We're, uh... We're gonna want to show everyone our little Christmas present. (''Puts on his seatbelt''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, uh... I was just thinking about that, and, actually... I-I was just thinking, I-I-I could do with going and seeing [[Joan|Auntie Joan]], really.

'''Terrence:''' Auntie Joan? What a good idea. Can I come? (''Gavin looks worriedly at the camera as they start to drive away. Terrence begins singing "The Christmas Song"''.) "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"...

(''Cut to Gavin closing the car door behind him. He follows Terrence, who is carrying a flashlight, to a van''.)

'''Gavin:''' Um, Terrence? Where e- where exactly are we going?

'''Terrence:''' I told you, it's a surprise.

'''Gavin:''' (''Whispering to the camera''.) He wouldn't kill me at Christmas, would he? Jesus wouldn't like it. Oh, please just tell me this is just because you've stolen a load of frozen turkeys.

'''Terrence:''' Gav, please. I'm not a bloody criminal. I'm, uh- I'm just a man looking for all his Christmas dreams to, uh... (''Opens the back door of the van, revealing the Watcher. He shines the flashlight in his face''.) To come true. (''Beats the Watcher over the head with the flashlight and closes the door''.) ...So! Send a little message to his bosses, shall we? (''Leans in closely to the camera''.) Unless you want to leave your muscle-head to permanently turn into Frosty the Snowman, I wanna find my [[Project Orwell|stolen software]] under my Christmas tree. Understood? ... Did you get that?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, I got it.

'''Terrence:''' Right. Well, let's get you home, so, uh, you can upload it and we can watch Midnight Mass. (''Walks toward the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wait... Are we just gonna leave him in there?

'''Terrence:''' Certainly am.

'''Gavin:''' (''Pans the camera toward Terrence''.) But, um... He'll die.

'''Terrence:''' Yeah, eventually.

'''Gavin:''' Well... Um... (''Pans the camera back to the van''.) Shit. (''Follows Terrence toward the car''.) D-, uh, Does this mean you don't need that flash drive with all the girls' names on it anymore?

'''Terrence:''' Gav... You couldn't, uh, put a word in for me with Charlie's mate Kate, could you? You know, I- I love a tasty blonde.

'''Gavin:''' Uh... Yeah.

'''Terrence:''' Oh, magic. (''Continues to the car''.)

'''Gavin:''' Terrence, the flash drive... Um...

==Notes==
*While it is not shown in the video where exactly the van was parked, it can be inferred that it is somewhere near Burdett Road in East London, due to the service station shown at the beginning.

Coming Home for Xmas

2016-07-04T18:56:59Z

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{{Blog
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| series = KM
| number = 143
| image = KM0146-CharlieandKate.jpg
| caption = Come home Kate
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071221
| url = {{youtube|K1E4_nf6fkM}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:31
| description = I went to meet the mystery texter and got a lot more than I bargained for... Quite possibly a happy Xmas?
| location = A hotel
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
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{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Michelle Clore|Valerie Cutko}}

| Previous = The mystery texter
| Next = The Ice Man
| NextB = War is Over
| NextC = KateModern Week 22 Recap

| KM = yes
}} This video was uploaded to YouTube as "Coming Home For Xmas".

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is outside in front of a building. She pans the camera looking around the street, and then toward her face''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hey, everyone. I've been getting these mystery texts from someone who claims they urgently need my help. (''Sighs''.) And I've come here to this... (''Looks at the doorway''.) Seedy hotel to meet... I don't know, probably some gangster named [[Terrence]] or someone from [[the Order]], the most dangerous and devious organization in the world. I'm here all by myself. Why do these things always happen on Fridays?

(''Charlie sighs. Cut to her wandering inside of the hotel. She climbs slowly up a flight of stairs''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Whispering''.) Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' (''Whips the camera around to find Steve standing behind her''.) Shit, Steve! What the hell? It's you? What the hell are you playing at? You scared the shit out of me!

'''Steve:''' Charlie, I'm sorry! I-I'm sorry I couldn't tell you it was me who was sending those texts. Because th-then they would have found out what was going on.

'''Charlie:''' "They"? What do you mean, "them"? You're back with the [[Hymn of One]]?

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know. But that was only so I could investigate - properly investigate - what's going on here. And I'll admit, now, that there are connections between the Hymn of One and the Order. (''Interrupts Charlie''.) And I've been working really hard to get to the bottom and to follow it all up.

'''Charlie:''' And?

'''Steve:''' (''Whispering''.) Everything points to [[Michelle Clore]]. She is the connection between the Hymn of One and the Order!

'''Charlie:''' But how do you know that, Steve?

'''Steve:''' I've got evidence to prove it. Come, follow me. (''Walks toward the stairs''.)

'''Charlie:''' I'm not going upstairs with you, you big dirty perv. I'm not going!

'''Steve:''' No, Charlie, you- You've got to come up. You need to be part of this. It's okay. (''Charlie sighs''.) Come on. (''Reaches out his hand to help her up the stairs''.)

'''Charlie:''' Okay, but no funny business.

(''Charlie follows Steve up the stairs. He leads her to a hallway of rooms, and stops at the furthest one to unlock it''.)

'''Charlie:''' If there's anything bad in here, Steve, I swear to God I'll blow your eardrum out.

'''Steve:''' It's alright, Charlie. Honestly. (''Opens the door''.)

(''Charlie follows Steve into the room, and finds Kate sitting on one of the two beds inside''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh my God, Kate!

'''Kate:''' (''Turns around and gets up''.) Oh my God, Charlie! Thank God! Hey, maybe you can help convince Steve he's lost his mind.

(''The camera whips back to Steve, who is locking the door behind them''.)

'''Charlie:''' Steve, what the hell have you done?

'''Steve:''' She's here for her own good.

'''Charlie:''' Wh... Steve!

'''Steve:''' I only got her away from Michelle Clore, and I need you to help make her see sense. I've got all the evidence here. (''Picks up a laptop''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh my God, Kate... Kate! (''Puts the camera down and hugs Kate''.) Oh, are you okay?

(''Cut to Steve holding the camera and messing with the laptop. The camera pans up to show Charlie and Kate''.)

'''Steve:''' Okay, Kate, I need you to look at this very carefully and then we can all go home. And when you've seen this, you'll realize that... Michelle Clore is ''not'' your friend; she's only trying to harm you.

'''Kate:''' (''Shakes her head''.) Just-... Michelle has been very, very good to me. She's- She's helped me understand my purpose.

'''Steve:''' You're deluded, Kate! The lie she told you about you being an [[Elder]], you had a memory erasal. Just a way of fooling you into thinking you were safe with her.

'''Kate:''' You're wrong, Steve! You're... so wrong about Michelle; she's a genius! I mean, she- She's been good to me. She's let me stay at her house, she's encouraged me with my work, and she's helped me to feel okay about myself for the first time in my life. I mean, if you think she's some evil witch that's gonna cast a spell over me, you're wrong.

'''Steve:''' Oh, for goodness sake, Kate! (''Puts the laptop on the the night table in between the bed''.) Look... (''Presses the mouse button on the laptop''.) and listen.

(''Kate and Charlie watch as a video plays on the laptop''.)

'''''Michelle Clore:''''' When I ask for something to be done, I expect it to be done ''immediately'', is that clear?

(''Cut to the video. Michelle Clore is talking on her cellphone in a doorway. The filmer can only steal glances at her to escape being noticed''.)

'''''Michelle Clore:''''' Yeah, no. I don't want to hear your excuses; I want the latest batch of Kate's blood test results ''today''. (''Pauses''.) Because the injection you gave her wasn't enough to turn her totally trait negative. (''Pauses''.) Well, if her [[trait positive]] levels aren't rising, then she's no good to me, is she?

(''Cut to Kate and Charlie watching in shock. Cut back to the video''.)

'''''Michelle Clore:''''' We need to find another girl, and fast. (''Pauses''.) Well... What about the list of those girls supposedly made trait positive by that maniac [[Dr. William Griffin|Griffin]]? (''Pauses''.) Well ''is'' it a hoax? I don't know! Find it, find them. Find the girls! (''Pauses''.) What ''about'' Kate? (''Pauses''.) Yeah, look. If her trait positive levels are rising then keep her around.

(''Cut to Kate and Charlie. Kate shakes her head in disbelief. Cut back to the video''.)

'''''Michelle Clore:''''' Yeah, come on. I think both you and I know that Kate is naïve enough to do whatever I suggest. (''Pauses''.) If the tests come back negative, I have a connection with a psychiatric hospital, where I'm ''sure'' no one would be surprised to see Kate locked up. (''Pauses''.) Yeah, it's in the cellar.

(''Cut back to Kate and Charlie''.)

'''Kate:''' Where did you get this?

'''Steve:''' I did try and warn you, Kate.

'''Kate:''' (''Shaking her head''.) No...

'''Charlie:''' Kate, it's okay.

'''Kate:''' No!

'''Charlie:''' It's okay now. You're gonna come home with me. You're gonna come home and spend Christmas with your friends - with your ''real'' friends.

(''Kate slams the laptop shut and hugs Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' It's alright to be upset. It's okay. It's gonna be okay now. You're back, it's okay. We're gonna keep you safe.

==Notes==
*Charlie's question "why do these things always happen on Fridays?" may be a latent joke by [[The Creators]]. Since posting is limited during the weekends, the most suspenseful blogs are put at the end of the week, leaving the weekend to serve as a cliff hanger.
*This episode reveals that Steve was the mystery texter.
*It is unclear who MC was calling on the cell phone, and not clear what object in the cellar she was talking about.

The mystery texter

2016-07-04T18:50:29Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 142
| image = KM0145-CharlieTextMessage.jpg
| caption = Who's sending me this?
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071220
| url = {{youtube|UQ5g6CzvtLg}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:01
| description = It turns out the texter wasn’t Gav. What do you think I should do?
| location = [[Charlie's office]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Grabbed By The Bells
| Next = Coming Home for Xmas
| PreviousB = The Sleepover
| NextB =
| KM = yes
}} It was never posted on the KateModern website.

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is at her computer, typing. Her cell phone beeps loudly, and she sighs picking it up''.)

'''Charlie:''' Not again. I don't have time for this right now. (''Sighs and puts down the phone. She picks up the camera and aims it at her monitor''.)

'''''Gavin says:''''' (17:43:34) please come home

'''''Gavin says:''''' (17:43:36) don't be so stubborn

'''Charlie:''' [[Gavin]], not my favorite person... (''Puts the camera back on her desk and goes back to typing''.) "Gavin... If you don't get the... [[trait positive|trait... positive]] list of girls back, you're going to have more than [[the Order]]... to deal with".

(''Charlie smiles and hits enter. Her phone beeps loudly again. Cut to a view of the phone''.)

'''Text: I only have one chance to save her and it has to be tomorrow. I need to know you'll be there.'''

'''Charlie:''' (''Reading''.) "I only have one chance to save her and it has to be tomorrow"... (''Sighs''.) What has to be tomorrow? I don't even know who they're talking about! (''Sighs''.) I mean, I bet this is [[Terrence]] doing his big scary gangster-bravado move on me. It's definitely not Gav who's sending me these texts. (''Looks at the computer and sighs''.) But Gav's not gonna help me at all, is he? I'm gonna have to go and find him myself. That's fine. (''Starts typing on her cell phone''.) Okay, then... "Let's stop the games. I'll meet you. Just tell me where and when."

(''Cut to some time later. Her cell phone beeps loudly, and she looks at it, puzzled''.)

'''Charlie:''' Meet where? (''Sighs''.) I don't even understand what you're talking about. (''Sighs''.) Gav, help! (''Looks up at the monitor''.) Yeah, great, he's offline. (''Sighs''.) Guess it's just me and my mystery texts, isn't it? (''Shakes her head and grabs the phone as she turns off the camera''.)

==Notes==
*From what it sounds, the mystery texts could be sent from [[Steve]], [[Patricia]], [[Terrence]] or [[Kate]] herself

Grabbed By The Bells

2016-07-04T18:43:03Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 141
| image = KM0141-TariqSanta.jpg
| caption = I'm a Muslim Santa!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071219
| url = {{youtube|zRi_hK6Sd4c}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:45
| description = Remind me not to leave the house again. You won't believe who I bumped into!
| location = London
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


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| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}

| Previous = The Sleepover
| Next = The mystery texter
| PreviousB = Help Me Get Charlie
| NextB =
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is outside, looking at a mannequin through a store window. He pans the camera to focus on its necklace''.)

'''Gavin:''' Look at that. Bet [[Charlie]]'d love that. Or [[Joan|Auntie Joannie]]. Imagine the look on Auntie Joan's face if I got her ''that'' for Christmas.

'''Terrence:''' She'd probably assume you nicked, Gavin. (''The camera pans to show Terrence behind Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' U-uh... yeah, yeah. It probably is a bit out of my league, isn't it... Terrence?

'''Terrence:''' Yeah. Come on. (''Grabs Gavin by the shoulder and pulls him to the corner''.) Take a little tip from your old mate Terry, Gavin. Learn to put yourself number one. Take me, for example. I'd never let somebody break into my flat and steal [[Project Orwell|my software]], as you did.

'''Gavin:''' You... It ''was'' you who broke into our flat and stole that list of names! That's really important to Charlie. Sh-Sh- She thought I was in on it! (''Puts himself between the camera and Terrence''.) See, I-I told you I wasn't in on it! (''Puts the camera back on Terrence''.) Terrence, mate, this plan we had, it-it's not gonna work. Charlie's gonna kill me if I can't get that list of names back to her.

'''Terrence:''' Don't care what's on it, do I, Gavin? What's important to me is that it might be important to someone's head I want to stamp on; i.e. our bald friend.

'''Gavin:''' A-a-about this [[Order]] thing... I- I... We should probably just leave it.

'''Terrence:''' Oh? Really? Look, I don't know who the Order are. All I know is they've got our software and I want it back. Our bald friend stepped on my toes already, and I'll teach him - and his firm - a proper lesson.

'''Gavin:''' Terrence, wait... You can't mess with them. You just don't get it, do you? What are you gonna do to him?

'''Terrence:''' You want to get along in this world, Gavin, you've gotta have bigger balls. (''Laughs''.) Let's just say that, when I catch up with him, he'll have a, uh, a very chilly Christmas. (''Walks away''.)

'''Gavin:''' Shit. (''Pans the camera to his face''.) He's... He's gonna do something to the [[Watcher]] and then they're gonna come after me. And-and then I'm gonna die! (''Pans the camera down the street after Terrence and back again''.) I'm a dead man!

(''Gavin walks down the street. Cut to Tariq dressed as Santa, ringing a bell and holding a sign saying "Ladies 2-4-1 Cocktails". Gavin is watching him from further up the street''.)

'''Gavin:''' You know what? Just when you think your life is absolute shit, you're given a little glimmer of hope. And voila! You're cheered up again. (''Laughs''.) Look at this poor sod. Eh? What a miserable tosser. And he's got to ring his bell; the poor guy.

(''Tariq lowers his beard''.)

'''Gavin:''' Hey, hold on. I can't believe it; it's-it's Mister [[Julia]]. (''Walks toward Tariq''.) It's baldy! It's Tariq! (''Tariq turns away, embarrassed. Gavin laughs at him''.)

'''Tariq:''' You can't just come here and make jokes to me, okay? After everything you did...

'''Gavin:''' What? Isn't that what Christmas is all about? Come on. Come on, let me sit on your knee. Or-or are you not allowed to touch children after the grotto incident of last year? Come on, I'll bring- I'll bring some mistletoe for your elves. (''Laughs and kisses Tariq on the cheek''.)

'''Tariq:''' (''Laughs''.) Ho-ho-bleeding Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, cruel bastard.

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughing''.) Oh, dear. Aww, I'm really pleased to see you, you know, mate?

'''Tariq:''' Yeah?

'''Gavin:''' I've been in a spot of bother, actually.

'''Tariq:''' Oh yeah? What is it now?

'''Gavin:''' Well, Charlie's left me and she won't do anything except swear at me. And... Then there's that mad bastard Terrence, who thinks he can take on the Watcher. Honestly, he-he's gonna do something serious to him and I'm the one who's gonna get the payback. I'm going to end up as mince meat, mate.

'''Tariq:''' Man, I can't believe the mess you've got yourself into. Gavin, I can't do anything to help you. I mean, look at me! I've got my own problems. You think ''your'' life is a mess? I'm a 24-year-old Muslim man dressed as Santa!

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughs''.) Yeah. You- You know what? You're right. It is pretty bad. Here, give us that; I'll swap you.

(''Tariq films Gavin putting on the Santa hat''.)

'''Tariq:''' And the sign as well.

(''Cut to Gavin wearing the Santa hat, holding Tariq's sign, and ringing the bell''.)

'''Gavin:''' Cocktails... (''Laughing''.) Cocktails!

==Notes==

The Sleepover

2016-07-04T18:39:51Z

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'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 140
| image = KM0143-CharlieDesk.jpg
| caption = I have really good faith in my job security.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071218
| url = {{youtube|kf0YmclE7Y8}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:52
| description = I’ve found a new place to live. On the bright side the commute to work isn’t going to be a problem.
| location = [[Charlie's office]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|The Sleepover{{!}}Cleaning Woman|Meryl Iona Edwards}}
| Previous = The Last Time
| Next = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextB = The mystery texter
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie has her head on her desk, attempting to sleep. She lifts her head up and sighs''.)

'''Charlie:''' Welcome to my new home. (''Sighs and puts her head back down''.) I guess it's not so bad.

(''Cut to Charlie walking with a glass to the water cooler, and begins to fill it''.)

There's plenty of refreshment. (''Drinks the water''.)

(''Cut to Charlie photocopying her face. Cut to the printer printing out the copy. Charlie grabs it and holds it up to the camera''.)

I can experiment with some new artwork. (''Lowers the printout, revealing numerous others, which she then zooms in on''.)

(''Cut to Charlie's monitor, which is showing [[Whatweird.com]]''.)

I can also entertain myself for hours online. (''Puts the camera back on the desk, facing herself''.) Did you know, back in the olden days - before they had special effects, right - there was this lady called Helen Duncan who tried to convince people that she could conjure up the spirits, when all she was doing was spitting out... cheesecloth and paper mache. (''Sighs''.) The Internet, ladies and gentlemen; getting weirder by the hour. (''Shakes her head and goes back to the computer''.)

And then there are these texts. (''Messes with her cell phone and turns it toward the camera''.)

'''Text: It's almost time. I'm going to need your help. Wait for my call.'''

I mean, nice try, [[Gavin|Gav]]; I know it's you. You're tying to fool me by messaging off a private number. You must think I'm an idiot. And you're creeping me out! You know, there's only one thing you can do if you want to try and win me back: You're gonna have to strap on a pair and go and see [[Terrence]], that woman-beating weirdo, and get back my list. It's the only thing! And then, maybe... (''The cleaning woman appears, and Charlie pretends as if she's not talking to the camera and plays with her hair''.) Only, then maybe... I'm just working late. (''Goes back to typing on the computer''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin replied to the video shortly after it was posted:
:{{Quote|Gavin|This is really unnecessary.}}
*Shortly before this video was posted, Charlie registered as chazontoast on [[Whatweird.com]], making her the second from KateModern to do so.

The Last Time

2016-07-04T18:37:17Z

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'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 139
| image = KM0139-CharlieInLift.jpg
| caption = Gav, Occam's Razor says you're to blame.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071217
| url = {{youtube|f9wwgqXvKNQ}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:09
| description = I can’t believe I could fall for Gavin’s lies. It was all just lies.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}

| Previous = Help Me Get Charlie
| Next = The Sleepover
| PreviousB = You Stink
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 21 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie unlocks the door to the flat and rushes out into the hallway. As she's walking, the camera pans to her face''.)

'''Charlie:''' He's a liar! A filthy, disgusting, dirty, seedy liar! He's never said an honest word in his whole entire life!

(''Gavin is rushing after Charlie''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait! (''Charlie rolls her eyes''.) Honestly, I had nothing to do with it!

(''Charlie enters the lift, Gavin can be seen on the floor behind her''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait!

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' Wait!

(''The doors close between Charlie and Gavin. The camera then pans back to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' It can't believe it! Gav told me all those things yesterday and I actually believed him. How could I be so stupid? And then we came home last night and the door was wide open; the lock had been kicked off, and the list of girls' names was gone. I hid them in the flat on Thursday because I thought they'd be safe. I'm ''such'' an idiot! How could I have just left them there? I don't know. How am I gonna find them now?

(''The camera pans back to the lift doors as the open. Gavin is standing in front of them, gasping for breath''.)

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me! You came to speak to me last night as an alibi for [[Terrence]] while he came and robbed the flat and took the list of girls' names!

'''Gavin:''' I know it looks bad, but I swear - I'm telling you the truth.

'''Charlie:''' You're hopeless, Gav! A-a- (''Starts walking off''.)

'''Gavin:''' Please-...

'''Charlie:''' No!

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait!

'''Charlie:''' Stay away!

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, please!

(''Charlie runs to the building's front door and presses the button to leave''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie!

==Notes==
*Gavin replied to the video shortly after it was posted:
:{{Quote|Gavin|I didn't have anything to do with it... [[Image:Smiley sad.gif]]}}

Help Me Get Charlie

2016-07-04T18:35:20Z

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'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 138
| image = KM0138-GavinShower.jpg
| caption = That feels good after 2 weeks
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071215
| url = {{youtube|nUYoSXE0ips}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:40
| description = Thanks for posting on my blog - I took your advice on board. You can see me naked in this!
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = 'Don't Do Me No Harm' by Beight [http://www.magnatune.com/artists/albums/beight-rhythm]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}

| Previous = Smells like Xmas spirit
| Next = The Last Time
| PreviousB = Deal with the Devil
| NextB = Grabbed By The Bells
| NextC = KateModern Week 21 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is in his room, wearing a robe. He walks to the balcony doors and opens them slightly to look outside. He closes the door and sits down in front of the camera.''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Sighs, playing with his hair''.) I posted a blog a few days ago asking you guys for some help. Um, to help me get Charlie back. And it was sort of- It was supposed to be like, uh, like a "[[Subservient Lee]]" thing. You know? I was expecting you to say things like, uh... "Dress up as cupid", or, um, "do a Tony Hadley impression", or... And I- I was half expecting somebody to say something like write her a sorry card in my own blood or something. But it wasn't like that. You actually all wrote to tell me just to... sort my life out, and get myself together. (''Sniffs his armpit''.) And you know what? You are absolutely right. So... (''Gets out a piece of paper''.) Stephanie Gibson, Opladybug, Anna, Claire W-, Punk Rock Princess, Kianna F, Lynsey C, Steven P, and- and every one of you out there who care enough about me to actually tell it like it is, thank you. (''Claps his hands together, rubs them, and then gets up to leave''.) Oh, and Darriin F'n Aitch, you need help, mate. Headbutting a girl's never gonna get you anywhere. (''Shakes his head''.)

(''Cut to Gavin in the bathroom as music starts to play. He turns on the shower and tests the temperature with his hand. Gavin throws one sock at a time at the camera and then takes off his robe. In the shower, Gavin holds the curtain as an attempt to hide himself from the camera. He washes his chest and then his leg. Gavin exits the shower with a blue towel around his waist and dries his hair. He puts cream on his nose, balm on his lips, and then puts his robe back on and leans toward the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm back!

(''Cut to the street outside Charlie's office. The camera catches Charlie leaving''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wish me luck! (''Runs to catch up with Charlie''.) Charlie! Charlie, wait! Hey! Hey, it's me! Charlie!

'''Charlie:''' I don't want to see you or hear about your stupid ideas to win me back, Gav, it's not gonna work. Don't even- No, don't even bother. (''Starts to walk away''.)

'''Gavin:''' No, no. Hey, hey, I know it won't work. I know it won't work. Listen. Listen. You won't hear any stupid ideas from me, okay? I-I-I know I was wrong to try and win you back like that. Just hear me out, okay? (''Charlie shakes her head''.) I acted like a- a complete doughnut, I know. You know? That [[Project Orwell|software]] thing, it had me all upside-down and confused about what was important and what wasn't, but you know, that- that's over now. Yes, I'm sorry I smelt like a rodent carcass, but let me help you f-find those girls. Bollocks to [[Terrence]] and [[Deal with the Devil|the plan]]. Just... Just come home and we can start all over again.

'''Charlie:''' (''Shaking her head''.) It's not gonna work, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughs''.) I'll let you keep your socks on...

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Gavin:''' Honest.

'''Charlie:''' What's the matter with you?

'''Gavin:''' I'm madly in love with you and I don't want you to leave me. Come on, you're not gonna... (''Puts his hand on Charlie's shoulder''.) Make me lock you in my office for a whole weekend so I can get my way again, eh? (''Laughs''.) Come on, just the weekend, and then we'll take it from there. No strings.

'''Charlie:''' One condition.

'''Gavin:''' Name it.

'''Charlie:''' You clean your room, and you take down your [[The List|Wall of Hate]].

'''Gavin:''' Consider it done.

(''Gavin puts his arm around Charlie and the two set off down the street together. The camera pans up to catch Gavin kiss her on the cheek''.)

==Notes==
* This is the first instance of partial nudity in any LG15 video.
* The line "Rodent Carcass" was originally posted in a comment from the user Steven P. ((the real name of LimePeng1))

Smells like Xmas spirit

2016-07-04T18:33:13Z

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'''{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 137
| image = KM0137-JuliaFairy.jpg
| caption = I'm a Christmas fairy!
| blogger = Tariq
| date = 20071213
| url = {{youtube|VZleCzpPNH4}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:14
| description = Christmas is in the air! Time for a musical number methinks.
| location = [[KM Minor locations#Tariq's flat|Tariq's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Tariq}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = 'True Love's Kiss' from Disney's 'Enchanted' [http://www.bebo.com/disneyenchanted]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
| Previous = You Stink
| Next = Help Me Get Charlie
| PreviousB = Commitment
| NextB = Happy new year?
| KM = yes
}} This video was uploaded to both YouTube and the KateModern site as "Smells Like Xmas Spirit".

==Transcript==

(''Julia is hanging decorations on a christmas tree''.)

'''Tariq:''' Looking good, babe!

'''Julia:''' Thanks!

'''Tariq:''' No, the tree. (''Julia shoots Tariq and irritated look''.)

'''Julia:''' Okay, we're just missing one more thing now, honey. The lights, yeah?

'''Tariq:''' (''Laughs''.) Lights as well? Are you sure the tree can take anything else?

'''Julia:''' Babe, we've got to have lights! I love lights! They're my most favorite thing!

'''Tariq:''' Okay, great. Um... I'll put 'em up for you.

'''Julia:''' Sure?

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, of course! Putting up lights is a ''man's'' job!

'''Julia:''' Okay.

'''Tariq:''' Leave it to me. (''Julia takes the camera from Tariq''.) These ones, yeah? (''Grabs a string of already plugged-in lights from the floor. Julia gives a sound of agreement''.) Safety first... (''Tariq turns off the power strip and unplugs the strand''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh yeah, well done.

'''Tariq:''' Alright, um... (''Struggles with the tangled light strand, and eventually hangs a section of the lights over two branches''.) There you go!

'''Julia:''' You're not just gonna leave them like that, are you?

'''Tariq:''' No, no, they're perfect! And now... we have lights! (''Turns on the power strip, but the lights stay off''.)

'''Julia:''' Tariq.

'''Tariq:''' Sorry.

'''Julia:''' Oh, honey! I really wanted lights!

'''Tariq:''' Right. I've got an idea. (''Grabs his coat from the sofa''.) Come along.

'''Julia:''' Cheap ones from the supermarket, yeah?

'''Tariq:''' No! Better than that! (''Grabs Julia's hand and pulls her towards the door''.)

(''Cut to Tariq standing outside wearing a princess tiara. He takes it off and puts it on Julia's head''.)

'''Tariq:''' Gimme that. (''Takes the camera from Julia, and pans it to show Julia wearing the tiara, a pair of fairy wings, holding a wand. Julia laughs''.) Now look! Look, look!

'''Julia:''' (''Turns around to see a giant neon sign for "[[KM_Product_placement#Enchanted|Enchanted]]"''.) Aww, look at the lights, honey! We should go and see that! Shame this isn't a real magic wand... Hey! I could magic you some more hair! (''Laughs with Tariq''.) Sorry.

'''Tariq:''' You're a real princess to me, you know that?

'''Julia:''' Alright, smoothie.

'''Tariq:''' Smoothie? (''Julia kisses Tariq and the camera pans down to show her leg lifted off the ground''.)

(''Cut to show massive paper chains strung across the street. Cut to Julia skipping down the street. Cut to Tariq wearing the tiara and holding the magic wand''.)

'''Tariq:''' This is for you. (''Skips down the street''.)

(''Cut to Julia hiding amongst mannequins in a store window. She then comes out to meet Tariq. Cut to Tariq's arm and leg sticking out beyond a building. Cut to Tariq dancing in the street. Cut to Julia dancing in the street. She then winks at the camera. Cut to Julia spinning her umbrella. She kisses the camera. She swings the umbrella to cut to Tariq under it. Cut to Julia dancing down the street again. Cut to Julia making a cute face for the camera. Cut to Julia trying to user her magic wand on a wreath. Cut to Julia convincing a stranger to hold the camera and film them. The stranger grabs the camera and films Tariq and Julia messing around in front of the monument. Cut to Tariq and Julia under the umbrella together. Cut to Julia blowing a kiss at the camera. Cut to Tariq using the wand as a monocle. Cut to Julia balancing on the curb. Cut to Tariq and Julia kissing in a buggy, being pulled by someone dressed as Santa. Julia pretends to use the wand to make the driver turn and squeals. Tariq looks strangely at the camera. Julia laughs. Tariq puts on the driver's Santa hat and beard. Cut to show the driver, bald. Tariq looks at the camera, and Julia pulls down his beard. Julia squeals again as the buggy turns. Cut to show a statue, with Julia pretending to be it underneath. Tariq attempts to do the same. Cut to a further view of the "Enchanted" sign, and Tarq and Julia kiss. Cut to Tariq clicking his heels. Cut to Julia attempting to balance on the curb and doing a turn. Cut to show kaleidoscopic images, that cut to Tariq and Julia kissing again''.)

==Notes==
*The title is a reference to the Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
*The driver of the buggy may be a [[Watcher]], as he was bald and appearing to wear sunglasses when his Santa hat and beard were gone.
*Despite his "efforts" to light the tree, the reason the lights never came back on was because they were unplugged nonchalantly when Tariq was turning off the power strip.

You Stink

2016-07-04T18:29:34Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 136
| image = KM0136-GavinStinks.jpg
| caption = You stink, Gav. Really, get a shower.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071212
| url = {{youtube|Pqnq__QHs2Y}}
| forumid = 
| length = 0:44
| description = I hate Gavin. He’s the biggest sh*t-head who ever lived. It just took me a long time to realise it!
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
| Previous = Deal with the Devil
| Next = Smells like Xmas spirit
| PreviousB = Charlie and the Seven Snorks
| NextB = The Last Time
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Gavin:''' Put the camera down, Charlie!

'''Charlie:''' I've been had it!

'''Gavin:''' (''yells'') Don't bite me!

'''Charlie:''' Oh, you want to know why I'm going? Because you're a useless boyfriend!

'''Gavin:''' Give it a rest, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' I feel so abandoned, thinking- And you think it's okay to trade the lives of ''fourteen'' innocent girls for your ''poxy'' [[Project Orwell|software]]. You think [[the Order]] are gonna do a fair trade? Get real, Gavin!

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait!

'''Charlie:''' Get real! (''Heads to her room, and puts shoes in her bag''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait a sec.

'''Charlie:''' Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... And you stink, Gavin. You really stink! (''Walks to the bathroom''.) Pull yourself together; stop pretending you're mad. (''Grabs her [[KM_Product_placement#Pantene|shampoo]] from next to the shower, and her [[KM_Product_placement#Tampax|Tampax]] from the top of the toilet''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, don't go.

'''Charlie:''' (''Runs out of the bathroom''.) Pull yourself together, Gav. I'm leaving. (''Walks to the front door, unlocks it, and walks down the hallway''.)

==Notes==
*Shortly after this video was posted, Gavin posted on his Bebo page, asking for suggestions on how to win Charlie back. [http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=4267483952&BlogId=5122455969]
*This episode bears remarkable similarities to [[I’ll Do Whatever It Takes]], an episode posted at around the same time on [[lonelygirl15]], especially with the interactive element.

Deal with the Devil

2016-07-04T18:25:57Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 135
| image = KM0135-GavinWithKnife.jpg
| caption = Make a sandwich with this!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071211
| url = {{youtube|yXFlJr7jyJg}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:00
| description = There’s a good sandwich recipe in this one.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song = Fra Buddha Tut by Glen Bedsoe [http://www.magnatune.com/artists/albums/bledsoe-octopants]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
| Previous = Charlie and the Seven Snorks
| Next = You Stink
| PreviousB = I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?
| NextB = Help Me Get Charlie
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin is editing an email to himself, entitled "ENEMIES"''.)

'''Text:''' (''Repeating''.)
:The [[Watcher]]
:[[Patricia|Patricia Nielson]]
:[[Dave]]
:[[Tariq]]
:[[Lee]]
:[[Kate]]

(''Gavin highlights the text and deletes it. He replaces it with "tERRENCE", and copies it several times. He then adjusts the camera to point at himself, although upside-down. Gavin is wearing a robe while sitting at his laptop. The [[The List|wall of pictures]] has become noticeably cleaner. He closes the laptop.''.)

(''Cut to Gavin walking into the kitchen, which is excessively messy. More pictures are found on a cabinet. Gavin looks around and puts the camera down on the counter. He then presses down the toaster lever nearest to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' It's another big day for what remains of G&T IT, because today I have decided to murder our investor and silent partner, Terrence. Seriously. He put his hands on the woman I love, a-and we can't have that. (''Shakes his head''.) But that's not the only reason. Um, I don't know; I just think... I think, deep down, I feel I've always wanted to kill Terrence. He just has that sort of face.

(''Gavin pushes the button on the toaster to pop out the bread, and pushes down the second lever. He then grabs two pieces of toast from the toaster and puts them on the counter. Gavin gets a plate for the toast, and puts the slices on it''.)

'''Gavin:''' And plus, his dress sense has always irritated me. (''Opens a can of beans, pours it over the toast, and grabs a banana''.) In fact, come to think of it, his breath's always been pretty offensive, as well. (''Peels the banana''.) I mean, the- the list just goes on and on. (''Grabs a chef's knife and slices the banana with it. He then puts the banana slices on the bread and puts the knife back into the rack''.) I-I probably shouldn't be telling you any of this. But you- you're not going to tell anyone, right? It's just our little secret. (''Pours honey over the bread, followed by tobasco sauce. He puts the two slices together and grabs the sandwich to eat it''.)

(''Cut back to Gavin at his laptop, in his room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. This is how it's gonna work. Terrence is gonna come in through the open door of the flat, then he's gonna come up behind me, and when he tries to smash my face into the camera, I'm gonna stab him (''Brandishes the chef's knife''.) with this! Yeah! (''Laughs''.)

'''Terrence:''' What's going on, Gav? (''Gavin looks worried, and Terrence picks up a pizza box''.) Ugh, it smells like an arse hole in here. (''Throws the box at Gavin, who drops the knife''.) You wanna pull yourself together, son? We aren't gonna find my fifteen grand burried under this shit! (''Kicks a bag''.) Hey! (''Grabs Gavin''.) I was talking to you!

'''Gavin:''' I know, I heard! Get off of me!

'''Terrence:''' I want answers!

'''Gavin:''' What, you got no girls to hit? (''Terrence lets go of Gavin and walks to the other side of the room''.) You shouldn't have put your hands on her; she had nothing to do with it. (''Knocks the pizza box away, and looks like he's going to cry''.)

'''Terrence:''' Well, what can I say? I've got the wrong end of the stick. I thought this (''Holds up the flash drive''.) was our software. Turns out to be a useless list of slags. Alright, now stop all this messing about; I've got a horse running at Cheltenham at 3:30. (''Hands the flash drive to Gavin''.) Question One: Who was that [[Watcher|bald]] ape that [[Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007|laid me out]]? Question Two: Which firm does he work for? Don't hesitate, liars hesitate.

'''Gavin:''' I'm not- I'm not hesitating, it- It's complicated.

'''Terrence:''' Probably not as complicated as sewing your balls back on. Speak.

'''Gavin:''' He works for [[the Order]].

'''Terrence:''' I never heard of it.

'''Gavin:''' You're not supposed to have heard of 'em. Technically, they don't even exist. The-they're on-they're omni-, um, powerful- They control all the conspiracies and-and wars in the world. Uh- (''Terrence laughs''.) Seriously, I'm not having you on!

'''Terrence:''' Well I've heard it all now.

'''Gavin:''' They control the world f-from the shadows. Th-th-that bloke who stole our software; he's called a-a-a [[Shadow]], or the Watcher, or something! He does all the dirty work for them!

'''Terrence:''' Oh, save all this far-fetched bollocks for the voices in there! (''Jabs at Gavin's head''.) I wanna know who this bloke is, and I want to know now.

'''Gavin:''' Alright, well, wait. I-... I think we might have something that they want. (''Holds up the flash drive''.) Let me turn this off and explain. (''Turns off the camera''.)

==Notes==
*In this video [[Gavin|Gavin]] eats a baked beans, banana, hot sauce, and honey sandwich on toast.
*Unfortunately, Gavin does not carry through with his plans.

Charlie and the Seven Snorks

2016-07-04T18:24:34Z

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| number = 134
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| caption = Life sucks. Isn't that right, Percy?
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071210
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| length = 1:48
| description = Still recovering from last Friday. I thought it was time for some art therapy. Enjoy!
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| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
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| Previous = Janet
| Next = Deal with the Devil
| NextB = You Stink
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 20 Recap

| KM = yes
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==Transcript==
(''Charlie is walking along Pinchin street, looking irritated with her hair disheveled and wet''.)

'''Charlie:''' This is just great, isn't it? Things couldn't get much worse than this. [[Janet|Last week]] I found [[Dr. Griffin]] dead after he gave me the list of those girls who're all gonna die if I don't find them and help save them. And then I got bashed in the head. (''Rubs her forehead''.) And had the list stolen from me from [[Terrence]]-nutcase, the guy who [[Gavin]] owes money to. So much for Gavin being my knight in shining armour! Where was he during all this? He's done nothing to help me at all! Look at me, Cheerful Charlie, the crazy Aussie chick. More like a miserable drowned rat. (''The camera pans to her feet''.)

(''Cut to another Charlie animation. Charlie flips out of a well. A kingdom is shown. A stick figure prince, presumably Gavin, is shown trying desperately to pull a sword from a stone. Charlie looks intrigued at his struggles. As he looks confusedly at the sword, she taps him on the shoulder. He smiles and kisses her hand. Gavin then notices a spider on the ground and is terrified. A rabbit and a squirrel appear from behind the stone to watch. Gavin is still terrified. A bird lands on the hilt of the sword. Gavin runs away in fear. A rabbit and a bird smile, then a mouse squeaks and points. Charlie smiles and waves back. The mouse squeaks faster, pointing behind her. Charlie waves back again, and the mouse continues to squeak and point. Three ninja throwing stars come at Charlie's head, which she dodges. A darkened stick figure, Terrence, appears with a sword. Charlie pulls the sword from the stone and draws a line in the ground. Terrence signals for her to come fight him. Charlie runs and slices at him. She misses as Terrence jumps over the sword, and knocks her into a wall.''.)

'''Charlie:''' You know, you come into this world on your own, and you leave it on your own, too. There's no Prince Charming, no fairy godmother, all you have is yourself. Get used to it. (''The camera pans around and finds a [[pigeon]] on the street''.) Isn't that right, Percy?

==Notes==
*The video seems to suggest that Gavin's behavior is beginning to put his relationship with Charlie in jeopardy.
*The title "Charlie and the Seven Snorks" is an obvious reference to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
**"Snork" is defined by [http://books.google.com/books?id=5GpLcC4a5fAC Cassell's Dictionary of Slang] as Aussie slang for "a baby" or "a young man, a boy". This is likely referencing Gavin's recent behaviour.

Janet

2016-07-04T18:23:07Z

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==Transcript==
(''The camera shows Charlie carrying the flash drive from [[Dr. Griffin]] and the list of [[trait positive]] girls. She is walking in a suburb of London. [[Terrence]] can be seen tailing her in the background''.)

'''Charlie:''' I looked at the girls that Dr. Weirdo said he experimented on. I've decided to visit the first one on the list to see if she remembers anything, so here goes. It seems really wrong now that I'm here. I mean, I don't even know what I'm gonna say. I hope she doesn't think I'm a total loon. This is the house, here.

(''Shots of to the house are shown, as Charlie approaches it''.)

'''Charlie:''' I hope she's nice. I mean, her name's [[Janet (character)|Janet]]; she sounds nice. (''Knocks on the door, which Janet's father opens''.)

'''Janet's dad:''' Can I help you?

'''Charlie:''' Um, hi. Yeah, I was just wondering if I could please speak to Janet?

'''Janet's dad:''' No... I'm sorry, love, she's... She's already gone.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, she's already gone. But where abouts has she gone? I really need to talk to her.

'''Janet's dad:''' No, she's dead, love. She died last week.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, sorry! I di- I didn't realize. I'm really sorry.

'''Janet's dad:''' Were you one of her friends who came to the hospital?

'''Charlie:''' Oh, no, no, no. (''Backs away from the door''.) I-I- I wasn't. I'm r- I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Sorry!

(''Cut to Charlie walking toward the building Dr. Griffin had been hiding in''.)

'''Charlie:''' The first girl on the list's already dead. Dr. Griffin's such a coward, hiding in here! He's not gonna do anything to help save these girls.

(''Cut to inside. Charlie walks over to Dr. Griffin, who is inside of his sleeping bag''.)

'''Charlie:''' Dr. Griffin? Dr. Griffin, wake up; it's Charlie. It's charlie! I just need some answers! (''Shakes Dr. Griffin''.) Dr. Griffin? Dr. Griffin!

(''Charlie checks his wrist for a pulse. She seems frightened. Cut to Charlie running away outside. The camera goes to black. When the picture comes back, Charlie is unconscious on the ground, Terrence going through her purse''.)

'''Terrence:''' (''Finds the flash drive''.) My stolen software, I presume. Sorry, love. (''Runs off''.)

==Notes==
*Shortly after this video was posted, Gavin posted a message on his Bebo profile saying: "I'M GOING TO KILL TERRENCE."
*This video seems to confirm that Dr. Griffin is dead.
*In the first few seconds of the video, you can see Terrence in the background following Charlie. It appears he gets in a car before Charlie arrives at Janet's.

I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?

2016-07-04T18:20:58Z

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{{Blog
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| series = KM
| number = 132
| image = KM0132-GavinonWhatWeird.jpg
| caption = I've found new friends!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071206
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| forumid = 
| length = 2:51
| description = She’s in here with me. I can smell pigeons, I swear.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
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| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
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| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
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| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
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| Previous = From Above
| Next = Janet
| PreviousB = The Trains
| NextB = Deal with the Devil
| KM = yes
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is crouched on the floor over his laptop. He is wearing only a tie and a pair of underwear, while huddled under his blanket; he is visibly intoxicated. There is garbage strewn everywhere. Gavin grabs a can of [[KM_Product_placement#Karpackie_Pils|Karpackie]] from off-screen and drinks from it, while reading the computer screen. He then puts the can aside and picks a piece of something off the floor, which he pulls apart with his teeth to chew on. He looks digustedly at the object and throws it down. He then turns to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' You know, it's- it's true what they say; reality's all relative. Who's to say what's possible and what's impossible, really. (''Points at his laptop''.) Now, look; look at this. See? (''Turns the laptop toward the camera. He then types and eventually comes to [[whatweird.com]]''.)

See, this man (''points to a picture on the screen'') telepathically transported himself from London to Los Angeles. (''Turns to camera to himself''.) You see, you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it. (''Turns the camera back to the laptop''.) Absolutely anything. There's all sorts of dimensions that we can slip in and out of. You just look at the freaks on here, you know? They can change-

(''A loud banging noise interrupts Gavin. He looks concerned, then eyes the wardrobe at the back of the room and slams his laptop shut. Gavin then runs over to the wardrobe and throws the doors open''.)

Come on, then, [[Kate]], I know you're in here. Where are ya? Come out, you bitch! (''Turns around to look under his mattress''.) I know you're around here somewhere, Kate. I-I know it! Where are ya?! (''Gets on top of his mattress and throws his pillow''.) You're not in America; you don't fool me! You can fool everyone else, but I know you're around here somewhere. (''Goes to the wardrobe and pulls out a robe''.) There you are! (''Wrestles with the robe and takes it around the room, talking to it''.) You're gonna get what's coming to you now, you stupid bitch! (''Slams the robe on the ground. He then drops to his knees and seems to be crying''.) Stupid bloody [[Order]].

(''Charlie enters the room and turns on the lights''.)

'''Charlie:''' Gav? (''Gavin turns around to hide the robe and grabs his blanket''.) Gav! (''Walks over to Gavin, who is huddling with the blanket and hiding his face''.) Gav, are you okay? I heard voices and noises. Gav? Babe, are you okay? (''Looks around''.) Is it time we get you some help? Gav? (''Gets up and walks out of the room, sighing. Gavin watches her go, seeming distraught. He then crawls over to the camera and turns it off''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin appears visibly drunk.
*This video confirms that the user deepgoat, who registered at [[Whatweird.com]] earlier the same day accusing everyone of being Kate is, in fact, Gavin. [http://www.whatweird.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23]
*It has been confirmed that abstractheart on www.whatweird.com is NOT kate
*It seems Gavin has resumed his spot under the blanket.
*Gavin was hallucinating, another sign of pychosis.

From Above

2016-07-04T05:35:05Z

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| series = KM
| number = 131
| image = KM0131-CharlieWithList.jpg
| caption = Find those girls, Charlie.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071205
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| forumid = 
| length = 2:21
| description = Patricia came to visit me tonight and she brought me the rest of her tapes.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
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| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
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| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
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| Next = I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?
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==Transcript==
(''Charlie is laying on her bed, holding a partially-eaten apple''.)

'''Charlie:''' I just had a visit from Patricia Nielson, the TV journalist woman. She's said it's okay to film but she said she wants you guys to know what's going on. (''Bites the apple''.)

(''Cut to Charlie and Patricia in the flat's kitchen''.)

'''Charlie:''' So, go on, then. What's this all about? I told you I didn't want to see you ever again.

'''Patricia:''' I understand that, Charlie, but something's happened. I've been fired.

'''Charlie:''' (''Laughs''.) So your bosses see [[the Order]]'s just some big conspiracy theory, do they?

'''Patricia:''' No. I think they really wanted to make the program, but something's got to them.

'''Charlie:''' What do you mean?

'''Patricia:''' They said it was too sensitive. (''Sigh''.) I didn't have enough film evidence, and...

'''Charlie:''' Film evidence? But [[Dr. Griffin]] confessed on camera, I was there! He said that he made all those girls trait positive.

'''Patricia:''' I know he did. But these orders came from above. Look, I want you to have the master tapes, Charlie.

(''Patricia dumps out her bag onto the counter, spilling the tapes. Charlie looks through them''.)

'''Charlie:''' You don't believe in the Order now, do you? (''Patricia sighs''.) You believe they got you fired from your big TV corporation job?

'''Patricia:''' It seems pretty obvious... (''Charlie drops her camera onto the counter and walks behind Patricia to a cabinet''.) Look, Charlie, there's more. (''Hands a folder to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' What, the list? I told you I'm not gonna help find those girls!

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, I can't do it. Look, you've got to at least try and find one of those girls and hear her side of the story.

'''Charlie:''' Try to find one of these girls? I can't-

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, you-

'''Charlie:''' I need to think about something like this!

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, you can do so much already. Look, just given blogging, you and your friends are able to find the girls on Griffin's list.

'''Charlie:''' Please, leave. I need you to leave. I c- You can't just come in here and g- give me this kind of information.

'''Patricia:''' Alright, I'll go.

'''Charlie:''' Leave, please.

'''Patricia:''' Think about it, Charlie. Look, it was nice to meet you. Good luck. I'll see myself out. (''Puts her hands in her pockets and walks away''.)

(''Cut back to Charlie on her bed. She is looking through the bag of master tapes''.)

'''Charlie:''' Just when I thought it was all over... (''Sighs''.) Just when I thought I could go back to having a normal life. (''Sighs''.) It looks like there are still some things I may have to do.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is also the name of [[Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty]]'s band.

The Trains

2016-07-04T05:33:33Z

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| series = KM
| number = 130
| image = KM0130GavinBlanket.jpg
| caption = No one can hurt me under my blanket of safety.
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071204
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| forumid = 
| length = 1:44
| description = Don’t watch my video, it’s private. Only Kate is allowed to watch. But no-one else. Especially not the Order.
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| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
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| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
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| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
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| Next = From Above
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| NextB = I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is on the floor in his flat, talking into the camera. He is wearing a suit jacket and tie, with no shirt''.)

'''Gavin:''' So the tale goes on. Spiraling ever downwards and dragging us all down with it. For instance, how can a perfectly reasonable man - a doctor - [[Dr. Griffin|William Griffin]], end up broke and living like a tramp hating himself, like a lunatic, surrounded by newspaper cuttings? Hmm?

(''A train rumbles by. Gavin gets up, revealing he is wearing no trousers, and runs to the balcony door''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Yelling outside''.) Keep sending the trains! You keep sending them! I don't care! I can take the noise! I can take anything!

(''Gavin slams the door and comes back to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' [[Charlie]]'s really got herself in it this time. (''Cut to Gavin standing by the balcony doors''.) No, she's alright. She got back alright last night. She said she's not gonna get involved in it any more. (''Cut to Gavin back at the camera''.) Of course she's gonna get involved. She's gonna go running around looking for all those new trait positive girls - and you're gonna chase after her like a little puppy dog. (''Cut to Gavin standing by the balcony doors''.) No, I-I-I'm not stupid. I just... I care about her, that's all. (''Cut to Gavin back at the camera''.) Yeah, you care about her. You really like her. You want to hold her and save her and protect her from [[the Order]]. (''Laughs. Cut to Gavin standing by the balcony doors''.) No! I'm not... I'm... Leave me alone! (''Walks away. Gavin hides under his blanket and turns in circles, barking. He comes over to the camera and shows his face, panting. Cut to Gavin back at the camera''.) They're not gonna get to her through me. They can't get to me because I don't care about anybody; I have no weaknesses. Do you hear me? Huh? I have no weaknesses. (''Laughs. Gavin looks off camera and hurriedly turns it off''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin's psychosis seems readily apparent in this video.
*Gavin's actions makes it apparent he is conflicted between trying to help Charlie and throwing her to the proverbial sharks.
*Gavin's psychosis is similar to that of "Tyler Durden" in the movie {{wikipedia|Fight_Club_%28film%29|Fight Club}}
*Gavin shows signs of schizophrenia in this video. He seems to be having an argument with himself. One of his personas is near the camera talking with a deep, rough voice and the other is standing away from the camera talking in his normal voice.

The Confession

2016-07-04T05:32:22Z

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| number = 129
| image = KM0129Patricia%26Griffin.jpg
| caption = Is your name William Griffin?
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071203
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| length = 5:19
| description = Dave and Patricia gave me this footage, though I wish I hadn’t bothered going with them now. What would you have done in my position?
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| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


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| serprod = Pete Gibbons
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| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
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| PreviousC = KateModern Week 19 Recap

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==Transcript==
(''Charlie, Patricia, and Dave are all exiting Patricia's car. Dave closes the trunk, while Patricia locks the car door. Charlie walks over to Dave, looking at her phone''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Smiling''.) This is the place.

(''Charlie shows a map of their location on her phone to the camera''.)

'''Patricia:''' Not the kind of place you'd expect a doctor to end up in. Come on. (''Patricia and Charlie head over to the building''.) Now, listen, Charlie - this guy Griffin has got a lot to answer for. I need you to identify him and verify what he has to say as much as you can.

'''Charlie:''' Look, I'll be able to identify him, alright, but I don't know if you can believe anything he says. I think he's crazy!

(''They enter the building. Inside, the place is a shambles. Patricia enters through a small doorway''.)

'''Patricia:''' Doctor Griffin? (''The camera pans around to survey the empty room''.) William Griffin?

(''Patricia and Charlie look around confusedly''.)

'''Charlie:''' Well, where is he?

'''Patricia:''' Dave- (''Patricia looks at Dave, and points to the corner''.) Dave, get that stuff.

(''The camera pans down to see a sleeping bag, briefcase, and supplies on the floor. Charlie looks under the sleeping bag, while Patricia finds a stash of newspaper clippings''.)

'''Patricia:''' (''Reading headlines''.) Scottish bank collapse. Huh. [[The Order]]. (''Flips to the next clipping, while Charlie comes over to have a look. Patricia grabs another headline off of the floor, and Charlie walks away''.) Pensions lose millions. The Order. What's this? (''Finds a book''.) Oh, wow, it's his diary. (''Reading''.) "What if I were able to convince her to do it? There's no other alternative; she must do it."

(''Charlie grabs the diary and begins to read it. Dr. Griffin appears across the room''.)

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Ah, there you are, Charlie. (''Walks over to Charlie''.) And you must be Patricia Nielson. (''Holds out his hand for Patricia to shake''.)

'''Patricia:''' Yes I am. (''Dr. Griffin unzips his coat''.) Charlie, do you recognize this man?

'''Charlie:''' Yep. I mean it's him. It's him.

'''Patricia:''' Are you Doctor William Griffin?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Yes I am.

'''Patricia:''' The same Doctor William Griffin that was supposedly found dead in his Carnaby Street practice, what, about a few months ago?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Now, listen. You must at least let me explain my actions over the last six months.

'''Patricia:''' Did you fake your death, Doctor Griffin?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' I had every reason to believe my own life was in danger.

'''Patricia:''' Didn't you, by doing so, put the lives of others at risk?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' [[The Order]] don't value the lives of anyone who stands in the way.

'''Patricia:''' Didn't you yourself endanger the lives of many people by your actions?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' I thought I was working for the greater good.

'''Patricia:''' Doctor Griffin, were you in fact responsible for the death of your own son, [[Dudley]]?

'''Charlie:''' No, it wasn't his fault. It wasn't like that!

'''Patricia:''' So what are you saying? Was it was your friend [[Kate]]'s fault?

'''Charlie:''' No!

'''Patricia:''' Do you blame Kate, Charlie? Did she encourage Dudley Griffin to attempt to shoot the artist [[Michelle Clore]] in East London?

'''Charlie:''' She had nothing to do with it!

'''Patricia:''' Was it you, then, Charlie? Did you provoke Dudley into firing shots at you for-

'''Charlie:''' I didn't-

'''Dr. Griffin:''' ENOUGH! Now that is enough. Of course I am the guilty one. It was my son. I should have been a better father; should have kept him away from all of this.

'''Patricia:''' Do you really believe the Order exists?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Of course they exist.

'''Patricia:''' You believe them to be an incredibly powerful organization, who - I quote - (''Reads from the diary''.) "keep the world moving in perpetual negative cycles." Is that true?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Yes, that's correct.

'''Patricia:''' And yet you worked with them for several years, didn't you Doctor Griffin?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Oh, yes. Yes I did.

'''Patricia:''' You took part in the abduction of young girls who trusted you as a doctor, didn't you?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Look! I had no choice!

'''Patricia:''' You tested on trait positive girls for your own financial gain. Isn't that true, Doctor Griffin?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Yes. I did.

'''Patricia:''' Did you try to make more girls [[trait positive]] with your phoney blood tests?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' I did. I tried to create a [[serum]] that would turn all girls trait positive.

'''Patricia:''' Why did these girls come to you, Doctor?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' They thought they were testing a new antibiotic for abnormalities of the womb. When they were unconscious I- I injected them with my own serum instead.

'''Charlie:''' (''Shakes Dr. Griffin''.) You evil, crazy old man!

(''Dr. Griffin runs past Charlie and shuffles through his belongings. He presents a flash drive to Charlie''.)

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Their names are on it. All of them. (''Charlie knocks away his hand''.) All of them; take it.

(''Charlie grabs the flash drive and drops it on the ground''.)

'''Charlie:''' No! I don't want this! I don't want this. (''Dr. Griffin picks up the flash drive and presents it again''.) No.

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Uh. There were side-effects.

'''Charlie:''' What do you mean, side-effects?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Well, the serum can't be supported by their bodies over a long period of time. It starts mutating, then starts to kill off their immune system.

'''Patricia:''' And?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' And... And they're starting to die, one by one. So there isn't much time!

'''Patricia:''' How much is not much time, Doctor? How long have they got left, Doctor Griffin?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' A few months before they all die.

'''Patricia:''' And how many other are there?

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Six-

'''Charlie:''' You...

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Fifteen. Charlie...

'''Charlie:''' You're sick.

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Charlie! (''Holds out the flash drive again''.) Please, I'm too old to do this. Please take this.

'''Charlie:''' You're too- I don't want this!

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Please take this and help them.

'''Charlie:''' (''Grabs the flash drive and throws it to the ground''.) I don't want this! Why should I be the one to help them? Why me?

(''Dr. Griffin picks up the flash drive again''.)

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, we can really help some people here.

'''Charlie:''' "We"? He is the one that made them sick! This is not my problem. I will not do it. (''Leaves''.) I'm out of here. I'll find my own way out.

(''The camera catches Charlie heading toward the door''.)

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Charlie!

(''Patricia grabs the flash drive out of Dr. Griffin's hand. She makes sure she has all of the documentation and heads toward the door''.)

'''Patricia:''' Come on, Dave. See you, Doctor. (''The camera follows Patricia toward the door''.) Come on.

==Notes==

Operation Doorstep

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 128
| image = KM0128-CharlieandPatricia.jpg
| caption = Work with me Charlie
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071130
| url = {{youtube|Po8QGed1kJc}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:06
| description = Operation Doorstep didn't go quite according to plan. Does anything ever work out how I expected on a Friday?
| location = Bethnal Green
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}
{{VidChar|Dave|Gavin Rowe}}

| Previous = Overtime
| Next = The Confession
| NextC = KateModern Week 19 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Julia and Charlie are outside, looking for Patricia''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Sighs''.) Shouldn't we just ignore her?

'''Charlie:''' Look, we need to fight fire with fire. Come on.

'''Julia:''' Well, let's just try asking her nicely to leave us alone.

'''Charlie:''' Look, only if this plan doesn't work. Look, I want my normal life back, and if that means we have to intrude on her's, well, then that's fine by me.

(''Julia and Charlie walk to the Filmhouse, looking for Patricia''.)

'''Julia:''' Babe, are you sure this is the right place? Maybe they've gone home.

'''Charlie:''' Are you ready?

'''Julia:''' Yeah. (''Grabs the camera from Charlie''.) Where are they?

'''Charlie:''' (''Spots Patricia and runs over''.) It's them! Patricia! Oi! Patricia! 'Scuse me, can I get a comment off ''you'', Patricia, about what it's like to be on the receiving end of a doorstepping?

'''Patricia:''' Well, um... (''Smiles and looks around nervously''.)

'''Charlie:''' And what about Mrs. Cameraman? Does she know about the affair you're having with Mr. Cameraman?

(''Patricia and Dave start laughing''.)

'''Patricia:''' Mrs. Cameraman? I hate to disappoint, but Dave and I are both gay.

'''Julia:''' Oh!

'''Patricia:''' I'm really glad you came to see us, actually, Charlie, we were just about to call you.

'''Charlie:''' I told you not to.

'''Patricia:''' Yeah, well, we had a major breakthrough; it's important. We've managed to find the man claiming to be [[Dr. William Griffin]].

'''Charlie:''' Who?

'''Patricia:''' Kate's detruded specialist? Dr. Weirdo?

'''Charlie:''' That's not ringing any bells.

'''Patricia:''' Well, he's alive. And he's needing to speak to you.

'''Charlie:''' Back off and leave us alone. This is ''our'' lives, this isn't just another disposable story!

'''Patricia:''' What is your objection to our documentary? I mean, you've practically posted everything - every detail of your life - all over the internet. (''Gestures at Julia''.) I mean, she's filming right now, for heaven's sakes. Look, let me into your world with our lens, and help make sense of everything that's happened to you.

'''Charlie:''' I don't want to be on TV, and I don't think I trust you that much, either!

(''Charlie begins walking away''.)

'''Patricia:''' What about [[Kate]], Charlie?

'''Charlie:''' What about her?

'''Patricia:''' If [[the Order]] were real, and she's in danger, then maybe your cooperation with my documentary will- will help bring awareness of her plight.

'''Charlie:''' Look, I don't want to be on TV, and if I do see myself on it, I'm gonna sue. Leave me alone.

'''Patricia:''' All your videos do is ask questions, Charlie. Questions! Our documentary will find the answers. (''Charlie begins to walk away again''.) Answers, Charlie; I know how bad you want them! Think about it!

(''Julia continues to walk away, while Charlie stops. She looks back at Patricia and Dave, who begin to follow''.)

'''Julia:''' Charlie, what are you doing? Charlie, come on, let's go!

(''Patricia and Dave catch up with Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Look, Dr. Griffin's a lot more dangerous than he looks.

'''Julia:''' Charlie, what are you doing?

'''Patricia:''' When they abducted Kate, all of your lives changed. Look, he gave up his life in the name of fighting the Order. Don't you want to find out why?

(''Charlie's phone rings''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Answering the phone''.) Hey, [[Gavin|Gav]]. Yeah, five tins of black paint? Where am I gonna get that at this time of night? (''Julia zooms in on Patricia talking into the camera''.) Gav, they don't sell paint at petrol stations! What do you need five tins of black paint for, anyway? Gav? (''Charlie gets off the phone and sighs''.) What the hell?

'''Patricia:''' Well?

'''Charlie:''' Well, you- You promise we're gonna be safe?

'''Patricia:''' I guarantee it.

'''Charlie:''' And you'll give us... a copy of all the footage you get?

'''Patricia:''' If that's what it takes, yes.

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Look, I'll meet him. At the first sign of weirdness, I'm out of there; the documentary's off.

'''Julia:''' Charlie! What are you doing?

'''Patricia:''' You're doing the right thing, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Look, I just want my normal life back. She's right; I just need answers. It's- it's hard to put something behind you that you just don't understand.

'''Julia:''' A normal life, eh?

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Look, I'm gonna need that. (''Takes the camera from Julia''.)

==Notes==

Overtime

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 127
| image = KM0127smileybow.jpg
| caption = All hail the great and powerful Charlie.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071129
| url = {{youtube|EQiCIce6x3E}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:25
| description = I think I know how to get rid of this snoopy reporter!
| location = [[Charlie's office]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gary|Pete Gibbons}}
| Previous = The List
| Next = Operation Doorstep
| PreviousB = Sinking in
| NextB =
| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Charlie is at work, typing on [[KM_Product_placement#MSN|Windows Messenger]]''.)

'''''charlie says:''''' Hey [[Julia|Jules]]

'''''Julia says:''''' hey chaz

'''''charlie says:''''' how are you going?

'''''Julia says:''''' not tooooo bad....

'''''Julia says:''''' how are ya?

(''Charlie is seen typing the following text.'')

'''Text: ok. still bummed that we didn't get the software back'''

'''Text: so I've got an idea....'''

'''Text: you know that [[Patricia|Patricia Neilson]].... let's give her a taste of her own medicine'''

(''A smiley appears on Charlie's screen and bows, while applause plays in the background. Cut to Charlie typing. Her phone rings, and she answers it''.)

'''Charlie:''' Hello? Charlie speaking. (''Charlie leans down and appears confused''.) ...[[Gavin|Gav]]? Yeah. Gav, you can't call me at work. You want what? How many ink cartridges? 15?! You're mental!

(''Charlie is seen looking up "Psychosis" on MSN Live. Gary approaches her''.)

'''Gary:''' Uh, Charlie, you do know we don't pay overtime, don't you? Not that you do any work, anyway.

(''Charlie looks angrily at Gary. She grabs a folder from her desk and hands it to him'.')

'''Charlie:''' Some overnight reading for you.

'''Gary:''' (''sighs'') Yeah. Uh, the only overnight reading I'll be doing is my barber.

(''Charlie smiles as Gary walks away, and then stabs at the air with her fist and sticks her tongue out at him''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''to the camera'') Take two. (''Sighs'') Like I was saying to Julia, I have an idea. (''Winks'') Stay tuned. (''Turns back to the computer'')

==Notes==
*A common error with Charlie's chat sessions, timestamps, becomes apparent once again. The time stamp during her chat with Julia says that her last message was received November 21st, 2007, five days earlier than Patricia appeared.
*There are many more messages between Charlie and Julia that are not shown on screen. (They are shown in the background behind the giant smiley.)

The List

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 126
| image = KM0126GavinHateWall.jpg
| caption = Another one for my wall of hate
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20071128
| url = {{youtube|w-lHZT_qaHI}}
| forumid = 
| length = 3:17
| description = I am compiling a list… and you DON'T want to be on it, believe me.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Gavin}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}
{{VidChar|Dave|Gavin Rowe}}
| Previous = Commitment
| Next = Overtime
| PreviousB = Pass the Port
| NextB = The Trains

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Gavin lays on his mattress in [[Kate]]'s former bedroom. There are many pictures on the wall behind him. He messes with his laptop and grabs a paper from the nearby printer. He holds the paper up to the camera, showing a picture of Kate and [[Tariq]], and then crumples it and tosses it away''.)

'''Gavin:''' This is my room now. I've been relegated. [[Charlie]]'s made me sleep in here until I've "calmed down". (''Makes air quotes''.) I don't care, it's better, anyway. I'd rather be on my own; I can concentrate more. I've got a lot of things to do, you know? (''Taps on his forehead''.)

(''Cut to Gavin looking at more printouts and then looking over at the pictures on the wall. He gets up and pins the printouts to the wall. The camera pans over the entire wall''.)

I am ''not'' gonna let people get in my way anymore. (''The camera zooms in on a picture of Kate, and then pans to a picture of Tariq. It pans around wildly and zooms out''.) I'm not gonna be pushed around! I- I've got plans! (''Rips a picture of Kate off of the wall and walks into the bathroom''.) Plans that don't involve me being messed about by anybody. (''Crumples the picture in his fist, and looks at himself in the camera in the mirror. The doorbell rings, and Gavin zooms in on himself''.) Oh, for God's sake! (''Tosses the crumpled picture at the mirror and goes to the door''.)

(''Gavin walks angrily to the door, grunting and swinging the camera around the room. The doorbell rings again''.) I'm coming. (''Opens a door''.) I'm coming; shut up! (''Opens the door to the flat, where Patricia is waiting with a cameraman behind her. She is holding a boom, and the camera's light is pointed at Gavin''.)

'''Gavin:''' What do you want?

'''Patricia:''' Is Charlie there?

'''Gavin:''' No, she's not in. What's it about?

'''Patricia:''' You're Gavin, aren't you? Look, here's my card. (''Hands her card to Gavin''.) I'm really interested in all the blogging you and your friends've been doing. Maybe we could, uh... talk to you about it?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, alright. But he's not allowed to film; only I'm allowed to film.

'''Patricia:''' Okay, that's fine.

'''Gavin:''' (''To the cameraman''.) Tramp.

(''The cameraman turns off his lamp and lowers the camera. Gavin leads the two into his room. He walks over to his laptop, which has a list open labeled "People I Hate". He closes it and looks up at Patricia, who is looking concernedly at the wall behind him. The cameraman is filming''.)

'''Gavin:''' Sit down, if you want. (''Clears his throat''.)

'''Patricia:''' Yeah, alright... (''Stops looking at the wall and turns to Gavin''.) So, uh, tell me, Gavin - all this video blogging you and your friends are doing - are the stories true, or is it some kind of hoax you and your friends are playing?

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughs''.) Oh! You're one of those smartasses who- who doesn't know what to believe, right?

'''Patricia:''' (''Smiles and licks her lips''.) Well, I suppose people just want to know if you're pulling the wool over their eyes.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, oh right. It's all "what's fact and what's fiction?" (''Mocks crying''.) Or, what, you don't think people can make up their own minds? Is that what you mean?

'''Patricia:''' Gavin, [[Dr. Griffin|William Griffin]] was reported dead back in August... So is the man in your girlfriend's videos true or not?

'''Gavin:''' Oh! Hmm, the zombie doctor of East London? Walking the streets, uh, grabbing young girls, eating their flesh; that kind of thing? (''Chuckles''.)

'''Patricia:''' Okay. Well, [[Project Orwell|that software]] you developed... It's been stolen, right? Who took it, Gavin? Who does the man who took your software work for?

'''Gavin''': (''Getting up angrily''.) Get out!

'''Patricia:''' What?

'''Gavin''': Get out, that's enough! It's none of your business! Get out!

'''Patricia:''' Look...

'''Gavin''': I've had enough of you! Go on! Go! (''Pushes Patricia back towards the door''.)

'''Patricia:''' I understand that you're upset.

'''Gavin''': Go on!

(''Cut to Gavin pushing Patricia in the main room toward the door to the flat''.)

'''Patricia''': Gavin, don't you think it's important, we should ought to get to the bottom of this?

'''Gavin''': Out!

'''Patricia''': The man in your girlfriend's videos was reported dead!

'''Gavin''': (''Points at the cameraman''.) You! Stop it!

'''Patricia:''' In August, Gavin!

'''Gavin''': Turn that off! (''Shoves the two out of the flat, slams the door, and locks it. He then returns to his room and opens his laptop''.) She's on the list! (''Typing''.) Patricia...

(''The printer can be heard and a picture of Patricia and the cameraman appear on the screen. The same picture comes out of the printer. Gavin grabs it and sticks it to the wall. Gavin then scribbles black over the eyes in Patricia's picture, as well as one of [[Lee]] and Kate''.)

==Notes==
* Gavin's list reads:
:<h3>'''PEOPLE I HATE'''</h3>
:'''Tariq Bhartti''' 
:'''Kate''' 
:'''(Geniveve)''' 
:'''The ORDER''' 
:'''The HOO''' 
:'''The WATCHER''' 
:'''BREE''' 
:'''DR. WEIRDO''' 
:'''TERRANCE''' 
:'''LEE''' 
:'''Patricia Neilson'''

Commitment

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 125
| image = KM0125-PatriciaGivesCard.jpg
| caption = Here, take some money and get out of my way.
| blogger = Tariq
| date = 20071127
| url = {{youtube|fUlR8yxNuG8}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:32
| description = I’m not afraid of commitment... am I?

The music is: 'Get What You Want?' by Beight.
[http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/beight-rhythm/ http://magnatune.com...]
| location = [[KM Minor locations#Tariq's flat|Tariq's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Tariq}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}

| Previous = Sinking in
| Next = The List
| PreviousB = Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November
| NextB = Smells like Xmas spirit

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Tariq is searching for "jobs in london". There is a montage of various sites that list openings''.)

'''Tariq:''' Gainful employment, here we come. (''Cut to Tariq standing in his flat, outside of the bathroom''.) The business is over, G&T IT are no more... Maybe this is the wakeup call I needed. Maybe [[Project Orwell]] was always gonna land us in trouble and I should be glad I'm not in jail. Or in the stomach of one of [[Terrence]]'s man-eating pigs. Huh. I'm not gonna let this beat me. You ain't seeing me breaking any furniture; that'd be too easy. (''The toilet flushing can be heard in the background''.) I've got a lot to be happy for right now. (''Julia opens the door to the bathroom and sticks her head out, smiling. Tariq acknowledges her and turns back to the camera''.) As I was saying... (''To Julia''.) Are you still here? I thought you might have escaped out the window.

'''Julia:''' I just wanted to ask if I could leave these here. (''Holds up a box of [[KM_Product_placement#Tampax|Tampax]]. Tariq looks incredulously at the camera''.) Oh, come on. I'm not asking to move in. They're small; they're compact...

'''Tariq:''' Alright, no problem...

'''Julia:''' Thank you.

(''Julia smiles and goes back into the bathroom, closing the door behind her''.)

'''Tariq:''' Uh, wasn't she ready? We were going to be at this party twenty minutes ago. God! Women, huh? Small box of Tampax today, tomorrow who knows? (''Rolls his eyes. Julia quietly cracks the door behind him''.) Maybe I shouldn't be so afraid of commitment. [[Julia]]'s about the one thing I've got going for me right now. (''Julia smiles and shuts the door again. Tariq looks back to see if she's done yet''.) And she's not even ready still. Bloody hell. Come on, hurry up! Please?

'''Julia:''' (''Opening the door''.) Okay, ready. Let's go. (''Julia walks past Tariq and grabs her coat. The camera pans down to look at her mini skirt''.) What you looking at?

(''Julia wags her finger at Tariq, who denies he was looking at her''.)

'''Tariq:''' It- I'm not really... Are you sure you should be wearing white?

'''Julia:''' Honey, don't be old-fashioned. Come on. (''Puts on her coat. Cut to Tariq looking at Julia's skirt again''.) Baby, you worry too much. Now come on, let me cheer you up. No more moodiness, yeah? (''Julia opens the door to the flat. [[Patricia]] is waiting outside''.) Hi, can I help you?

'''Patricia:''' I'm sorry to disturb you; I'm looking for a... Tariq Bhartti?

(''Julia steps outside''.)

'''Tariq:''' (''Clears his throat''.) Never heard of him.

'''Patricia:''' (''Smiling''.) Well, if you do remember him, let me know. (''Hands her card to Julia''.) I'm willing to pay for the interviews I need.

'''Tariq:''' Like I said, I think you've got a wrong address.

(''Patricia nods and walks off''.)

'''Julia:''' Uh, what was that about?

'''Tariq:''' It's just trouble we don't need.

(''Tariq walks out of his flat and slams the door behind himself''.)

==Notes==

Sinking in

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 124
| image = KM0124Patricia.jpg
| caption = I can help you, Charlie.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071126
| url = {{youtube|ZRXKJU8nPHs}}
| forumid = 
| length = 2:48
| description = Gavin’s not taking the loss of the software very well at all…
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| animation = Ricky Martin
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}

| Previous = Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007
| Next = Commitment
| NextB = Overtime
| PreviousC = KateModern Week 18 Recap

| KM = yes
}} This video was uploaded to the KateModern site as "Sinking In".

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is walking outside of the flat she shares with Gavin.'')

'''Charlie:''' We failed. The [[Watcher]] got away with Gavin and [[Tariq]]'s software. [[Julia]] and I almost got the hard drive back. We thought we could get it off Lee but things didn't quite turn out that way. We're lucky to have gotten out of there alive.

(''Charlie puts the key into the door of the flat. Cut to another Charlie animation. A stick figure with a bucket on his head, presumably [[Lee]], is running away with the [[Project Orwell|hard drive]] in his hand. He grinds to a halt and sees four ninjas, each with a sword in their hand. A sword is thrown and a stick figure of Charlie picks her weapon out of the face of a fallen ninja. A stick figure of Julia has a pole in her hand, with which she hits the ninja. Cut back to the four stick figure ninjas. Cut to a black background. Sword noises are heard, and white and gray lines, presumably sword flashes, are seen. Three bloody ninja heads then fly across the screen. Lee grins. He aims his bucket at Charlie. A bomb flies at Charlie, but it misses her. A stick figure, presumably [[Terrence]], then fights with Lee over the hard drive, which flies into the air. Four faces appear around it - Terrence, Lee, Charlie, and Julia. Terrence runs after it, but it lands in the hands of a Watcher, who fights off Terrence. Lee runs away. Charlie uses a sword and tries to kill the Watcher, but fails. Julia then runs over to Charlie. A Watcher van zooms off. Cut back to Charlie, in the bathroom of the flat. She is using a camcorder to film herself in the mirror.'')

'''Charlie:''' That guy certainly knows how to leave an impression. (''Sighs and pulls down the the scarf she is wearing, showing a hand-shaped bruise on her neck'')

(''A loud noise is heard from the main room.'')

'''Charlie:''' (''startled'') Gavin? (''Charlie runs through two doors into the main room.'') Gav! (''Gavin is in the main room, destroying the furniture.'') Gav! What the hell is wrong with you? What-- what are you doing to the room? What is wrong with you? What are you-- Stop it!

'''Gavin:''' I'll tell you what's wrong with me.

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Gavin:''' My-- my only hope of getting out of being in total shit with money, of getting somewhere, of actually being somebody, has gotten stolen by that bloody thug!

(''Gavin angrily picks up something and throws it across the room. It shatters.'')

'''Gavin:''' Not only-- not only have I lost life's work, years-- years of work to that meathead from [[the Order]] but who did he fight for it? Not me, my bloody girlfriend! I've got my girlfriend fighting my battles for me!

'''Charlie''' Oh, then this is what this is about, this is what this is about then, your stupid male pride! (''Gavin picks up something and, again, throws it.'') Stop it!

'''Gavin:''' Stay out of my way.

'''Charlie:''' You-- why are you acting like such a child? (''Gavin runs to the door of the flat. Charlie runs after him.'') That's right, isn't it, Gav? You smash up all your toys and now you're running away! (''Gavin and Charlie descend the steps of their flat building.'') Where are you going?

(''The two reach the outside.'')

'''Charlie:''' (''running behind Gavin'') You big baby! You didn't even say thank you to me for helping you! (''Gavin, in the distance, says "Don't want to hear it."'') I put my body on the line for you! I've got his bruises all over me!

(''Charlie walks back toward her flat. She passes a youngish, professional-looking black woman.'')

'''Charlie:''' (''addressing the woman'') Do men ever grow up?

'''Patricia:''' Good question. Are you Charlie?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, who's asking?

'''Patricia:''' Patricia Neilson. I've been looking for you, Charlie. I'm researching a television documentary, I can see how much you like talking on camera so I'd like you to talk to me.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, about what?

'''Patricia:''' [[Dr. Griffin]] and the supposed evil Order.

'''Charlie:''' You've gotta be kidding. I'm really not in the mood.

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, you've got yourself mixed up with some very dangerous people here.

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me, okay?

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, look, there's questions I need to know. Look, I've watched all of your videos. I know that I can help you.

'''Charlie:''' You? Help me? Yeah, right!

'''Patricia:''' Wait--

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me!

'''Patricia:''' Charlie, If you just give this a chance--

'''Charlie:''' No! Please!

'''Patricia:''' Only two minutes. Two minutes!

(''Charlie goes into her flat building.'')

'''Charlie:''' No!

'''Patricia:''' Two minutes!

'''Charlie:''' No! NO! NO!

==Notes==

Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 123
| image = KM0123-Naughty Gnome.jpg
| caption = You naughty little gnome!
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20071123
| url = {{youtube|I7zJUH5R8yg}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:49
| description = This has been an awful week. Lee has a lot to answer for.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]], [[Lee's locations#Seven Dials|Seven Dials]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Lee}}
{{VidChar|Terrence}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Watcher|Pete Gibbons}}

| Previous = One More Chance
| Next = Sinking in
| PreviousB = Parliament Square - 6pm, 19th November 2007
| NextC = KateModern Week 18 Recap

| KM = yes
}} It was captioned as "Seven Dials" on the [[KateModern DVD]].

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is on her bed holding a copy of Vogue''.)

'''Charlie:''' This week has been way too crazy. (''Sighs''.) I've decided that, apart from losing [[Project Orwell|the software]], we're going to end up losing [[Gavin]] and [[Tariq]]'s friendship in all this. Look, I'm pretty sure we're not gonna get the software back, but I think we can do something to salvage Gavin and Tariq's friendship.

(''The doorbell rings. Charlie smiles and goes to answer it. The scene cuts to Charlie unlocking and opening the door to the flat''.)

'''Charlie:''' Jules?

(''Charlie steps into the hall. The camera pans to the right side of the hall and zooms in and back out again. It then pans to the left and back to the center. Charlie steps back into the flat''.)

'''Charlie:''' Where's Julia?

(''The camera pans down to find a gnome sitting in front of the door, on which it zooms in. The scene cuts to the flat's kitchen, with the gnome sitting on the table, partially obstructing the camera''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs and slams the door''.) Just a second. Right outside the door!

'''Julia:''' What is it?

'''Charlie:''' No, no, it's yesterday's gnome. Lee, he's given us a second chance.

(''Julia walks over and grabs the gnome. She flips it over to read the note on its base. Charlie goes into the kitchen to grab a cup of water''.)

'''Julia:''' Seven dials. (''Walks over to Charlie in the kitchen''.)

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Julia:''' (''Reading the clue''.) "There are seven ways to get here, but only shadows can tell the time. Where am I?" The Seven Dials in Covent Garden.

'''Charlie:''' Are you sure?

'''Julia:''' Yes, I'm sure! And he obviously wants us to go there or he wouldn't have given us this.

'''Charlie:''' But Gav's at [[Aunt Joan's house|Aunt Joan's]].

'''Julia:''' Well, so? Tariq's in Ealing. (''Charlie sits down and takes a drink of water''.) Look, if we've got any chance of reasoning with Lee, we don't need those two with us anyway.

'''Charlie:''' But what about the watcher? What if he's there?

'''Julia:''' If Gavin and Tariq are ever going to talk to each other again, we need to get that software back. So let's go. It's twenty minutes away, Charlie.

(''Julia runs toward the door. Charlie gets up and puts down her cup of water''.)

'''Julia:''' Come on!

'''Charlie:''' Sure!

(''Charlie begins putting on her coat, grabs the camera, and runs after Julia to the door. The scene cuts to Charlie running after Julia, who is clutching the gnome, toward the Seven Dials''.)

'''Julia:''' Seven Dials! (''Points down the street''.) We have to stand here!

'''Charlie:''' Crap, be careful! (''The camera lowers to show Charlie's feet''.) Is he there, can you see?

'''Julia:''' I can't see him yet. Charlie! Charlie, look! Look, there he is!

(''The camera catches Lee leaving a gnome at the monument and running away''.)

'''Charlie:''' That little... Q-q-quick, take this! Take this!

'''Julia:''' (''Stopping to grab the camera''.) Yeah, okay.

'''Charlie:''' We have to get this on tape.

'''Julia:''' No we don't, Charlie, just get him.

'''Charlie:''' (''Running after Lee''.) Lee! We got your clue! Lee, come back! I just want to talk to you!

'''Lee:''' Leave me alone!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, please, I just want to talk to you!

'''Julia:''' Charlie! Charlie, wait! (''Julia stops to catch her breath''.) Alright, we can't just walk in there, it's dangerous.

'''Charlie:''' We have to go in there. We have to go in there! They know we're here. We've got- We've got to in there! Quick, get a weapon! (''Charlie grabs the camera and lets Julia run ahead''.) Get a weapon! Go! We've got to go in there!

'''Julia:''' (''Running into the building Lee entered''.) Coming?

(''Inside the building, Charlie is in front running up a stairwell''.)

'''Julia:''' Lee! (''The camera whips around to show Julia carrying the gnome in one hand, a pipe in the other. It then quickly turns back to the stairs''.) Lee, wait! We just want to talk!

'''Charlie:''' All we want is to talk!

'''Julia:''' We just want to talk to you, please! Lee, honestly!

(''Lee stumbles and falls in a corner on the stairwell''.)

'''Lee:''' Leave me alone!

'''Julia:''' Lee, we're sorry; especially Tariq.

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Julia:''' We feel really bad about it. Give us the software and this can all be over.

'''Lee:''' (''Grinning''.) Right. But one more thing first. (''Licks his lips''.) I want Charlie to give me a kiss for ten seconds, and I want you to film it and post it.

'''Charlie:''' Git, really...

'''Julia:''' No, you're doin' it.

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no... (Inaudible pleading)

'''Lee:''' Oh, come on! One little kiss and you can have your software back.

'''Charlie:''' Don't be such a dirty perv!

'''Lee:''' Oh, come on, you want this to end, don't ya? One little kiss and it's all over.

'''Julia:''' Go on.

'''Charlie:''' (''Turning to Julia''.) Wh-why can't you kiss him, please? It's g- you g-

'''Lee:''' No, no, no. It's got to be Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Gav's not gonna like this one little bit.

(''The camera pans to look down the stairs and then back''.)

'''Lee:''' Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. But he will like getting his software back!

'''Charlie:''' Software first.

'''Lee:''' Uh, wasn't born yesterday.

'''Charlie:''' Neither was I.

'''Lee:''' Come on, Charlie, one little kiss, it's all over. I haven't even got any gnomes left!

'''Charlie:''' Couldn't we just have hit him over the head with the pole? What if he's-

'''Lee:''' (''Points to his head''.) No, because all my secrets are up here!

'''Julia:''' Charlie, do it. (''Charlie backs against the wall and shuts her eyes tight''.) Go on.

(''Lee excitedly kisses Charlie. Julia groans and Lee grins at the camera. He points at the camera while kissing Charlie and makes a fist. He then embraces Charlie, who smacks the wall with her hand''.)

'''Julia:''' Uh, Charlie it'll be all over.

(''The camera pans to look down the stairs and then turns back to Lee, who waves at the camera while still kissing Charlie. Lee stops kissing Charlie and is immediately smacked over the head by the gnome by Terrence. Lee falls to the floor as both of the girls scream''.)

'''Terrence:''' Oh! I feel better now that I've got that out of my system. (''Lee is on the floor, rubbing his head''.) You naughty little gnome! (''Laughs''.) Sorry. (''Cut to Charlie looking uncomfortable and back to Terrence''.) We haven't been introduced. Uh, my name's Terrence. (''Holds out his hand, which Charlie shakes''.) I'm the, uh, silent partner.

'''Julia:''' We heard!

'''Terrence:''' Oh, all good things, I hope.

'''Charlie:''' What are you doing here?

'''Terrence:''' I followed you. (''The camera pans to show Lee, still holding his head on the floor''.) I, uh, hope you don't mind.

'''Charlie:''' No, what a help.

'''Terrence:''' Now, uh, listen, ladies. (''Begins to remove his jacket''.) Lee and I've got a few things to go over, so why don't you head on home?

'''Julia:''' Charlie...

'''Terrence''': Oh, and tell the boys I've got the software and I'll be along later to them what this means to them. Go on. (''Moves the camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Go on.

'''Charlie:''' Wh-what about Lee?

'''Julia:''' Charlie, move.

(''The camera pans back up the stairs to show Terrence rolling up his sleeves''.)

'''Terrence:''' I, uh, don't think you want to see this. Now go on, get lost. (''Julia comes up to Terrence, who smacks the camera away''.) I said get lost.

(''The girls make their way down the stairs''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Whispering''.) Charlie. Charlie! No, over here. Wait.

'''Terrence:''' Right.

'''Julia:''' Charlie, wait. Wait! We can't just leave him like this, Charlie.

(''Charlie stops at the bottom of the stairwell and turns around''.)

'''Charlie:''' What am I supposed to do? What're we supposed to do?

(''Lee cries out''.)

'''Julia:''' Charlie, go do something!

'''Terrence:''' Where's the software, Lee?

'''Lee:''' It's in the gnome!

'''Julia:''' Shh! Quiet! Quiet!

'''Terrence:''' What do you mean "it's in the gnome"?

'''Lee:''' It's in the gnome that's behind you!

(''Charlie grabs the gnome as Terrence turns around and screams. She and Julia quickly run down the stairs''.)

'''Terrence:''' Oy, get back here!

'''Julia:''' Run! Charlie, run!

(''Terrence chases Julia and Charlie down the stairs''.)

'''Terrence:''' Hey! Give me back the gnome! Oy! I'm gonna kill you, son! Hey!

'''Julia:''' Run, Charlie!

'''Terrence:''' Hey! Come back! Hey!

(''Charlie and Julia make it outside with the gnome. Charlie runs straight into the watcher, who lifts her up by the throat and grabs the gnome''.)

'''Julia:''' Oy, put her down! (''The watcher drops Charlie and takes off''.) Charlie!

'''Terrence:''' Alright, give me the gnome. Give me the gnome. Oy, I said-

(''The watcher punches Terrence in the face and knees him in the stomach. Terrence drops to the ground. The watcher then walks to a nearby car and hops in''.)

'''Julia:''' OY! (''The camera looks at Charlie and Terrence, who are both hurt''.) Are you all right? (''The camera then watches the watcher's car drive away''.) OY! Charlie!

==Notes==
* The gnome that arrived at Charlie's doorstep contained the message:
::There are seven ways to get here 
::But only shadows can tell the time 
::Where am I?

:Presumably the gnome that was stolen by the watcher in [[St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007]] carried the same message.
* The software was hidden inside of the final gnome, which suggests that Gavin may have suspected Lee of this all along. (Gavin drunkenly smashed the clue gnome in [[Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November]].)
* Julia and Charlie seem to have a growing friendship.

One More Chance

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 122
| image = KM0122-Lee.jpg
| caption = Who's the subservient one now?
| blogger = Lee
| date = 20071123
| url = {{youtube|8BFsM34QIi0}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:08
| description = You took your eye off the ball and have risked ruin. Gavin, the next clue is closer than you might believe.

Don't blame yourself, Sophie - it wasn't your fault. xx
| location = Lee's unnamed location
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Lee}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Lee}}

| Previous = St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007
| Next = Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007
| PreviousB = You're Almost There!
| NextB = Her Alibi

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==

(''Lee is in night vision.'')

'''Lee:''' So [[Gavin]] and [[Tariq]], let's just recap. You've developed... you've developed this [[Project Orwell|software]] which allows people to spy on anyone, anywhere through their webcams. You've made me work for nothing and you [[Subservient Lee|treated me like dirt]]. So, to teach you a lesson I've [[The Leak|stolen the ''only'' copy]] of your software and I've hidden it on a secret location, which you were supposed to try your hardest to find!

So Gavin and Tariq, you meant to try as hard as you can... but you haven't and now it looks as if [[the Order]] are gonna [[St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007|get the software first]]. Gavin and Tariq, you so called entrepreneurs, you showed no morals or scruples at anything you've done. All you've really cared about is ''you''!

Do you want the Order to find your software? You've got one more chance to redeem yourselves. There's one more clue... and you better find it right ''now''!!

(''Lee glares into the camera and puts his hand over the lens.'')

==Notes==

St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 121
| image = KM121-SophieFretting.jpg
| caption = I've ruined everything!
| blogger = Sophie
| date = 20071122
| url = {{youtube|UUM2lRoDOp8}}
| forumid = 
| length = 4:10
| description = I'm so sorry Gavin, Tariq and everyone that I've let down. I'm such a failure. Now we're never going to get the software back. :-(
| location = [[KateModern minor locations#Sophie's flat|Sophie's flat]], [[Lee's locations#St. Paul's Cathedral|St. Paul's Cathedral]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Sophie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Sophie}}
{{VidChar|Lee}}
{{VidChar|St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007{{!}}Fan 1|Hazel Grian}}
{{VidChar|St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007{{!}}Fan 2|Kelly Brett}}
{{VidChar|Tom|KateModern cameos#Fan Cameos{{!}}Thomas Henderson}}
{{VidChar|Jenna|KateModern cameos#Fan Cameos{{!}}Jenna Altringham}}
{{VidChar|Kate's Watcher|Pete Gibbons}}
| Previous = You're Almost There!
| Next = One More Chance
| PreviousB = Waterloo station - 130PM, 20th November 2007
| NextB = KateModern Week 18 Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Lee's map is on Sophie's monitor)

'''Sophie:''' So, Lee's been pretty clever but finger's crossed we've got that one. We're gonna have to head off soon but first, I've been messaging [[Gavin]] and [[Tariq]] to find out if they'll let me come down and talk to Lee. And let's face it, they're not handling it very well. So I'm on messenger right now with Gavin.

(''Cut to Sophie chatting with Gavin on [[KM_Product_placement#MSN|Windows Messenger]]'')

'''''Gavin says:''''' ''Hey Sophie'' 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''Hi gavin, had an idea. what do you think about me talking to Lee today?'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''hmmmm'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''what's the point of talking to him?'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''there's only one way to deal with this problem and that's to give him a good kicking.'' 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''I spoke to him at Waterloo the other day, we seemed to get on pretty well.'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''Unlucky'' 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''That's exactly why I should talk to him! 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''Seriously let me try. Waving golf clubs around won't get you anywhere! 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''are you sure you can handle the tricky little b... 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''better than you guys have so far'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''whatever'' 
'''''Gavin says:''''' ''go for it then'' 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''thanks'' 
'''''Sophie says:''''' ''thanks gav I'll do my best for you''

'''Sophie:''' So, Gavin's agreed not to go and I can go in his place. That means I can't screw it up.

(''cut to the map, then a camera on st paul's cathedral. People are talking'')

'''Jenna:''' He said meet on the steps.

'''Man:''' There's a picture of that clock.

(''Lee runs over to the crowd of people'')

'''Lee:''' Hey everyone. Hi, hi. Are you okay? Hey, how are you doing, have you all had a good week? Have you had a good week? I've got some flowers with me for Sophie.

'''Fan 1:''' Aw, oh my god.

(''Lee runs off. Camera shows the flowers and the gnome on the steps. Camera moves to Sophie running along'')

'''Sophie:''' Here we are. I've got my [[Bebo]] on my [[KM_Product_placement#Orange_Mobile|Orange]] phone, so that means I can update my blog and upload photos as soon as anything happens. This is St Paul's guys, I hope it's the right place. I'm ninety-nine percent sure it is. I went on Messenger and the Live Map and checked it all out, this must be the only place, so fingers crossed everyone turns up. I couldn't come yesterday cause I had to work late, but I did watch Tariq's video and I was messaging Tariq and Gavin today. I think they're handling the situation really, really badly. They're getting so stressed about it and I think they've just gonna wind Lee up more. You know, he seems like a nice guy. Oh, there they are. (''Approaches the group of fans'')

'''Fan:''' You just missed him.

'''Jenna:''' He left the flowers for you.

'''Sophie:''' Flowers?

'''Fan 2:''' Yeah he said these were for you.

(''Sophie picks the flowers up'')

'''Fan 2:''' He just said they were for you.

'''Sophie:''' Seriously?

'''Fan 1:''' Is there a message in there or anything?

'''Sophie:''' I don't know I can't see it doesn't look like it. But you saw him put them down? (''A [[Watcher]] approaches and picks up the gnome'') Oh my god, that's...Oh my god! I can't let him take it! Give that back, it's not yours!

(''Sophie runs after the watcher, and after trying to get him to hand the gnome over, he pushes her onto the floor'')

'''Fan 2:''' Are you alright?

'''Jenna:''' Are you okay?

'''Sophie:''' Oh my god! I'm such an idiot! I had the clue right there and I let him take it, I...I can't believe I've just done that I've let everyone down. (''crying'')

'''Cameraman:''' I mean it's not so bad, come on.

'''Fan 2:''' It's not your fault.

'''Sophie:''' It is! It's my fault! I was...I was preoccupied with those stupid flowers, and now...

'''Jenna:''' He looked really dangerous he could've hurt you if you tried to go after him.

'''Sophie:''' It doesn't matter if I picked it up when I was supposed to get it. We didn't even see the clue, how are we gonna find the software? Guys, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I've ruined everything. [[The Order]] have got the clue now, and it's all my fault. (''Sophie sighs, and storms off'')

(''Camera comes on Thomas'')

'''Thomas:''' You alright?

'''Dave:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna believe what happened.

'''Thomas:''' What happened? What just happened?

'''Jenna:''' Um, basically, Lee left the gnome and these flowers for Sophie, and when she turned up, she was looking at the flowers and a Watcher ran off with the gnome.

'''Thomas:''' A watcher ran off with the gnome?

'''Jenna:''' I mean Sophie tried to follow him, but he knocked her down, and he just ran off with the clue.

'''Thomas:''' Is Sophie okay?

'''Jenna:''' She's really upset she didn't get the clue but, other than that she seemed fine.

'''Thomas:''' (''rubs his head'') I dunno what we're gonna do now. Anyone got any ideas?

'''Fan 2:''' No idea.

==Notes==
*Some believe that Lee was trying to warn people of the Watcher with his last clue; ''But there's a catch, there's always a watch''
*This is the largest amount of fan interaction seen in a video so far.
*The Bebo and MSN Prizes were handed out at this event, to Thomas, Jenna, and Chele.

You're Almost There!

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| series = KM
| number = 120
| image = KM120-GnomeWoman.jpg
| caption = A ''gnome''?!
| blogger = Lee
| date = 20071122
| url = {{youtube|fEc2CQ9Q3gI}}
| forumid = 
| length = 1:13
| description = [http://maps.live.com/?v=2&cid=116264F0DD5D8C5F!103&encType=1 http://maps.live.com/...]

I met another nice girl today but she wasn't as nice as Sophie! Such a shame Gavin and Tariq didn't get to see my lovely outfit...
| location = [[Lee's locations#Waterloo Bridge|Waterloo Bridge]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Lee}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Lee}}
{{VidChar|Gnome Mule|KateModern cameos#Elizabeth Day{{!}}Elizabeth Day}}

| Previous = Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November
| Next = St. Paul's Cathedral: 6pm - 22nd November 2007
| PreviousB = All the World's a Stage
| NextB = One More Chance

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==

(''We see the Royal National Theatre.'')

'''Lee:''' Here we are, at the National Theatre. Well done to all you [[Bebo]]'ers who worked out to get here. (''Lee zooms in at the Waterloo Bridge.'') On top of that bridge, [[Gavin]] and [[Tariq]] have turned up early to try to trick me but they're not gonna be able to trick me. So what I gonna do now is find someone, who can take this gnome up on top of the bridge for me.

(''A woman is sitting at a bench, reading a book.'')

'''Lee: ''' Wait, I'll ask this lady here. (''to the woman'') Uhm...excuse me..uhm..I was wondering, would it be possible for you to do me a little favor? Uhm..I need you to take a gnome up on top of that bridge for me and give it to two fellas up there.

'''Gnome Mule:''' A gnome?

'''Lee:''' Yeah, a gnome. Just, just this gnome that I've got with me here. I was wondering, wondering if it was possible for you to take that up for me.

'''Gnome Mule:''' Why?

'''Lee:''' Uhm...

'''Gnome Mule:''' Can't you take it up yourself?

'''Lee:''' I can't take it myself, I'm afraid, no I'm on duty down here at the moment...

'''Gnome Mule:''' Right...

'''Lee:''' 'Cause as you can see, I'm a traffic warden. (''films himself so that we can see he wears a traffic warden cap.'')

'''Gnome Mule:''' And they're friends of yours?

'''Lee:''' Yeah, friends of mine, really good friends yeah, yeah.

'''Gnome Mule:''' Alright.

'''Lee:''' That's very nice of you, there's the gnome.

'''Gnome Mule:''' Thank you.

'''Lee:''' I really appreciate that, thank you.

(''Cuts to Lee's face.'')

'''Lee:''' Oh well lads, doesn't look like you're gonna get to see me in my lovely outfit (''films the traffic warden suit he's wearing and smiles.'')

(''Cuts to Lee in night vision.'')

'''Lee:''' St. Pauls Cathedral and you're almost there. But who's gonna get the secret software? Watch yourselves. Be there dead on six, if you don't want it all to get ''nicked''. (''smiles evil to the camera.'')

==Notes==