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| name        = {{PAGENAME}}
| number      = 435
| image       = 0435_JennieSmart.jpg
| caption     = Sarah's the spider bait :(
| blogger     = Jennie
| date        = 20080311
| url         = {{lg15|542}}
| forumid     = 16545
| length      = 3:16
| description = Who will lead us to the spider?
| location    = [[The rented house]]
| tags        = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|Tangled|Web|Jonas|Jennie|hymn of one}}

  
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| execprod    = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried 
| serprod     = Amanda Goodfried 
| pa          = Jenni Powell
| directors   = Marcello Daciano 
| story       = 
| vidplay     = 
| camera      = Kevin Schlanser 
| editor      = Matt Vanselow
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs 
| song        = "Cheekbone Hallows" by The Childballads
| cast        =
{{VidChar|Jennie}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}

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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is in his room, drawing on the whiteboard. A montage is shown of him trying to figure out ways to get to Carl by writing people and places on the board. He plays with a slinky. Cut to Jennie lying on his bed''.)

'''Jennie:''' He's been doing this for hours. I think he might be trying to win the Nobel Prize. Hey, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' (''Caps his marker and steps away from the board''.) Phew! Okay. Okay, so this is everything we know, right here. Alright, my question is: where's [[Carl]] been since the last time we saw him?

'''Jennie:''' Well, guess what; we have no clue.

'''Jonas:''' I'm gonna put on my thinking cap. (''Puts on a cowboy hat''.) Alright, little lady? Alright, so my next question is: should we try to find out if there's another [[Lullaby Project]] somewhere? (''Points at the whiteboard''.) Huh?

'''Jennie:''' I gotta say: you are insanely cute when you get all intense.

'''Jonas:''' (''Puts his hat on Jennie''.) Thanks, little lady. (''Jennie laughs''.) We've gotta figure this out for [[Gina]]. (''Snaps his fingers''.) Come on, let's focus here. Let's focus.

'''Jennie:''' He is cute, though, isn't he?

'''Jonas:''' You know, we could try and find [[Sonia]].

'''Jennie:''' Yeah... She left the [[Hymn of One]] and they beat her up, so...

'''Jonas:''' Right. Right, right. (''Crosses Sonia's name off the board''.) And even if Sonia did know where Carl was, I doubt that she would want to get back together with the, uh, "poster boy" for the Hymn of One, right?

'''Jennie:''' You are right. So, here's an idea. I think we should start by, um, looking under your shirt.

(''Jennie tries to lift Jonas's shirt up and he smacks her hand away. They both giggle''.)

'''Jonas:''' You think you're pretty funny, dontcha, huh? Come here! (''Playfully attacks Jennie''.)

(''Cut to Jonas looking at the whiteboard again''.)

'''Jennie:''' Let's trade. My turn.

'''Jonas:''' Alright, here's your marker, lady. (''Hands the marker to Jennie''.)

(''Cut to Jennie erasing the board''.)

'''Jonas:''' Hey, what- what are you doing?

'''Jennie:''' Man. Boys really like to think in {{wikipedia|Deductive_reasoning|deductive reasoning}}. Which is entirely based on a premise. And a false premise can lead to a false conclusion, so now it's time for the girls' way. Okay. Okay, we need a web. (''Makes a circle on the board''.) And Carl's gonna be the spider. (''Writes "Carl" in the middle of the circle''.)

'''Jonas:''' The spider, huh?

'''Jennie:''' Yessir.

'''Jonas:''' Right.

'''Jennie:''' See, girls not only do deductive reasoning, we are also naturals at {{wikipedia|Inductive_reasoning|inductive reasoning}}. (''Writes "HoO" and "L.P." on the board''.)

'''Jonas:''' Uh... Huh. Yeah, um, I've never heard of that before. You ever heard of that? No.

'''Jennie:''' It's less about premises and more about just letting things happen in the moment. Which, um, girls are way better at.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs''.) Oh god, here we go.

'''Jennie:''' Shutup. This is the technique that my social studies teacher used to teach us the Spanish Inquisition. Which is why I will never forget {{wikipedia|Ferdinand_II_of_Aragon|Ferdinand the Second of Aragon}} and {{wikipedia|Isabella_of_Castile|Isabella of Castile}}, even though I've tried to forever. (''Writes Jonas's name on the board''.)

'''Jonas:''' Alright... Uh, hey, why are you writing my name on there?(''Jennie writes "Gina" on the board''.)

'''Jennie:''' Wow, simmer down. Everybody's name is going on the web. That's the thing about spiderwebs: everybody is inter-connected. (''Writes "[[Daniel]]" on the board''.)

'''Jonas:''' Alright.

'''Jennie:''' So what we do... (''Writes "Jennie" on the board''.) is we just figure out who has the strongest link (''Writes "[[Sarah]]" on the board''.) to the spider.

'''Jonas:''' What do you got, Charlotte?

'''Jennie:''' Charlotte. Well, who [[Share My Sleeping Bag|once posted]] that they felt closer to the Hymn of One than their own family? And who had to be [[Party Crashers|taken by force]] away from Carl?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah. (''Jennie circles around Sarah's name''.) Good work.

'''Jennie:''' It's up to you, Sarah.

==Notes==
*Jennie's presents a radical [[feminist themes|feminist]] claim, that females are not only equal but better than their male counter parts.
*Jennie's pseudo-philosophical sophistry is neither inductive, nor is it deductive.  Her theory that they ought to probe/examine/rely on the person most closely tied to Carl, is a type of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_probability appeal to probability], which is a logical fallacy.  Her argument may also fall under the category of an {{wikipedia|Association_fallacy|association fallacy}}, which is roughly related to the {{wikipedia|List_of_fallacies#Red_herring_fallacies|red herring style fallacy}}.