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| caption     = We let him eat his balls
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| length      = 2:11
| description = We're going to kill him.
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==Transcript==
(''Lauren Sighs'')

'''Charlie''': Okay, things aren't going so good.  We went to the police, and they said that there wasn't enough there, there wasn't enough for them to go off, with Rupert and Julia.

'''Lauren''':  Yeah, and it weren't trespassing, twats.

'''Charlie''':  I kinda don't think they believe us, so we went back to the house,  (''Charlie shakes her head'') Julia, Rupert, and the Shadow were all gone.  What's worse is this video we've got from Julia's phone.

'''Lauren''':  Yeah, and we're putting it all up, so we've got proof of what's going on.

(''Lauren is typing on a laptop'')
(''video cuts to a grainy close up of Julia'')

'''Julia''':  I can't believe you were at  *unintelligible* filming.  [[Her Indoors|That's]] the real Rupert. Oh, I'm so sorry, I've just been so stupid.  Rupert only wanted the bond for his image, because you put [[Precious Blood: 12PM|that video]] up on the internet,and I know it's not your fault.  I just wanted to do it, you know. I didn't... I just... you know.  He saw the [[Her Indoors|video]] you put up, and he's gone mental.  Charlie... Charlie, Charlie, look after yourself, because if he sees you, he's going to go mad.  (''Julia begins to cry'')  He says I've got no friends, and I'm the loneliest and saddest person in the whole world, and he wants to take me to Paris but I don't know where he wants to take me.

(''Rupert suddenly opens the door, followed by Michelle Clore's Shadow, and Julia screams'')

'''Rupert''': What the heck are you doing?

(''Rupert lunges at Julia and Julia screams again'')

'''Rupert''': Pick her up.

(''cuts back the Charlie in her car'')

'''Charlie''':  I've never seen anything so bad.

'''Lauren''':  Charlie...

(''Lauren continues to talk as she attempts to get Charlie's attention.'')

'''Charlie''':  We're going to make Rupert pay for what he's done to Jules, even if it means cutting off his balls, and feeding them to him!

'''Lauren''':  Charlie!  I've got something, Charlie!

(''Lauren hands the laptop to Charlie'')

'''Lauren''':  What'd you think?

'''Charlie''':  Yup. What do you think of Rupert now?

(''Charlie straps in her seatbelt and begins to drive away'')

==Notes==