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| number      = 350
| image       = 0345_SarahAlone.jpg
| caption     = I don't know where I am!!
| blogger     = Jonas
| date        = November 16, 2007
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| forumid     = 14974
| length      = 2:26
| description = I shouldn't have left her there all alone.
| location    = Desert
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==Transcript==
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(''It is in the evening in the desert.  Jonas is riding on a bike, with Sarah holding the camera and trying to keep up.'')

'''Sarah''': Jonas! Slow down! 

'''Jonas:''' Listen, I need--

'''Sarah:''' Jonas!!

'''Jonas:''' I need to get to town so we can find an Internet connection (''indistinct'')...

'''Sarah''': Please slow down!

'''Jonas:''' Hurry up!!

(''Sarah falls off her bike and drops camera)

'''Jonas''': You okay?

'''Sarah''': Yeah, I'm fine.

(''Cuts to Sarah'')

'''Sarah''': So, I got a flat tire... I guess thats what happens when you try and keep up with Speed Racer over here.

(''Cuts to Jonas looking over Sarah's bike'') 

'''Jonas''': Great. I can't patch this.

'''Sarah''': (''off-camera'') I don't understand why is this so urgent? 

'''Jonas''': Because, we need to go back, and I need to check the [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals|Verdus [http://www.verduspharma.com webiste].  How many times do I have to tell you that? Look, remember? (''holds up camera phone to show a picture of an middle-aged man'')

'''Sarah''': (''sarcastic'') Oh, right, I completely forgot. Um... (''pans the camera to her face'') Jonas snuck his camera phone into the tour that [[Carl]] gave us, even though he specifically asked us not to. (''pans back to Jonas'')

'''Jonas ''': Oh, s-- so what, now, now we're listening to what Carl says? 

'''Sarah''': He thinks he saw some random guy...

'''Jonas''': I don't think I saw some random guy, okay? This is the guy.  This is the guy, I know it.  All right? This is the same guy in the press release from the Verdus website.  He was hosting a Life Extension panel, so let me ask you this, Sarah: why would some guy who's an expert on Life Extension be in a pre-natal care center? Why would that be?

'''Sarah:''' Uh, because he was volunteering? And you don't even know if that him.  Look, I have an idea.  Let's just go back into town, and we'll catch a bus, we'll be home in our own beds in two days.  

'''Jonas:''' (''picks up his bike'') We're not going home.  We're not going home until we figure out why these people are here. Okay?

'''Sarah:''' Okay, you know what, I have a better idea.  Why don't we go ''home'', and you can search out your conspiracy theories from the privacy of your own Wi-Fi?

'''Jonas:''' You know what... what the hell happened to you, Sarah?

'''Sarah:''' What happened to ''you''??  Okay, you're so desperate for something to be wrong here that you're seeing things that aren't even there!

'''Jonas:''' Oh, ho, ho. Desperate? ''I'm'' desperate? Okay, I'm not the one who's so desperate for meaning in my life that I'm getting brainwashed by some organization that I don't even know anything about.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, is that what you think?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, that's what I think.  (''picks up bike again, grabs camera'') Gimme this.

'''Sarah:''' What do you think you're doing??

(''Camera pans to Sarah as Jonas rides away'')

'''Jonas:''' I'm leaving, I gotta go to town, I gotta find an Internet connection.

'''Sarah:''' Wait a minute, you're just gonna leave me here all by myself?!

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe your friends at [[Lullaby Project]]'ll swing on it and pick ya up!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, you can't leave me out here in the desert, I don't know where I am!!

'''Jonas:''' You'll be fine!

(''Sarah screams.  The screen goes black.  Cuts to Jonas, walking his bike through the desert.'')

'''Jonas:''' She pissed me off, but... I can't just leave her out here all by herself. (''looking around'') Sarah! Hey, Sarah! (''cuts to camera, panning the horizon'') I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you.  It's not funny! You win! (''we see her discarded bike, but no sign of her'') Sarah? Sarah!! (''camera pans back to Jonas's worried face'')

==Notes==
* This is the first video of Season Two to have a title composed of entirely capital letters, and the first all caps titled video since [[FOLLOW YOUR HAPPINESS]] (Jun. 21, 2007).