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		+	*Purple Monkey should be on dancing with the stars, because he can boogie like theres no tomorrow and of course evry one knows he's a star.

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	[[image:PMonkeyIsBack.jpg\|right\|thumb\|150px\|P. Monkey is the ruler of the world.]]		[[image:PMonkeyIsBack.jpg\|right\|thumb\|150px\|P. Monkey is the ruler of the world.]]
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		+	==Facts about Purple Monkey==
		+	*[[Purple Monkey]] is [[trait positive]].
		+	*Purple Monkey is [[LaRezisto]].
		+	*Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect [[TAAG]].
		+	*Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around!
		+	*Purple Monkey was not a plant by [[the Order]]; Purple Monkey IS the Order!
		+	*Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet.
		+	*Purple Monkey was made in China.
		+	*Purple Monkey killed [[Gemma]] as revenge for [[Don't Trust The Authorities\|insulting him]].
		+	*Purple Monkey's real name is [[Kate]].
		+	*Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona.
		+	*Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One.
		+	*Purple Monkey got it from his mama.
		+	*Purple Monkey and [[Bree]] had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with [[Sarah]], and then Bree broke it off.
		+	*Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet.
		+	*[[Mallory]] was cheating on [[Daniel]] with Purple Monkey.
		+	*Purple Monkey was the spy that helped [[Virgil]] hack into [[Jonas Conference Call]]. Purple monkey ''is'', however, the one that killed Virgil.
		+	*Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey.
		+	*Purple Monkey's middle name is pain.
		+	*Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents.
		+	*Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is.
		+	*Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey.
		+	*Purple Monkey is really [[Bree]] and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order.
		+	*Purple Monkey can FLY!!!
		+	*Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman.
		+	*Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War.
		+	*If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey.
		+	*Purple Monkey is Immortal.
		+	*When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
		+	*Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
		+	*Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
		+	*Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
		+	*Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes.
		+	*No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them.
		+	*Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm!
		+	*Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously.
		+	*Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas.
		+	*Purple Monkey is genderless.
		+	*Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale.
		+	*Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet.
		+	*Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane.
		+	*Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE!
		+	*Purple Monkey is on a mission to destroy the Orders Top Secret base on Mars.
		+	*Purple monkey IS The Order!
		+	*In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!!
		+	*I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey.
		+	*Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order
		+	*Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open
		+	*it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes
		+	[[Category:Theories and speculation]]

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−	~~==Facts about Purple Monkey==~~
−	*[[Purple Monkey]] is [[trait positive]].
−	*Purple Monkey is [[LaRezisto]].
−	*Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect [[TAAG]].
−	*Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around!
−	*Purple Monkey was not a plant by [[the Order]]; Purple Monkey IS the Order!
−	*Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet.
−	*Purple Monkey was made in China.
−	*Purple Monkey killed [[Gemma]] as revenge for [[Don't Trust The Authorities\|insulting him]].
−	*Purple Monkey's real name is [[Kate]].
−	*Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona.
−	*Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One.
−	*Purple Monkey got it from his mama.
−	*Purple Monkey and [[Bree]] had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with [[Sarah]], and then Bree broke it off.
−	*Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet.
−	*[[Mallory]] was cheating on [[Daniel]] with Purple Monkey.
−	*Purple Monkey was the spy that helped [[Virgil]] hack into [[Jonas Conference Call]]. Purple monkey ''is'', however, the one that killed Virgil.
−	*Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey.
−	*Purple Monkey's middle name is pain.
−	*Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents.
−	*Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is.
−	*Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey.
−	*Purple Monkey is really [[Bree]] and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order.
−	*Purple Monkey can FLY!!!
−	*Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman.
−	*Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War.
−	*If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey.
−	*Purple Monkey is Immortal.
−	*When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
−	*Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
−	*Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
−	*Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
−	*Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes.
−	*No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them.
−	*Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm!
−	*Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously.
−	*Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas.
−	*Purple Monkey is genderless.
−	*Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale.
−	*Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet.
−	*Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane.
−	*Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE!
−	*Purple Monkey is on a mission to destroy the Orders Top Secret base on Mars.
−	*Purple monkey IS The Order!
−	*In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!!
−	*I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey.
−	*Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order
−	*Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open
−	*it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes
−	~~[[Category:Theories and speculation]]~~

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 *In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!!
 *I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey.
-*Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making
+*Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order
 *Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open
 *it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes
 videos to warn her about The Order
 [[Category:Theories and speculation]]