Revision as of 18:01, 3 January 2007

What IS the Songwriters Guild?

• You are a crazy LonelyCracker?
• Your support group meeting is over?
• All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the defense force?
• Now you are waiting for a new vid?
• You are bored and it's 5am already (again)?

Don't worry, we're here for you!

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just join the Guild!

The Beginning

• Location: #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

wingless_earthbound (send note) Says: 
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm 

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s 
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and 
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! 

Current Members

• Maddie
• wingless_earthbound
• dumbhippo

Songs

Maddie's Songs

• Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”

• Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."

• Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"

• Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”

• Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page

"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"

The songs of Wingless

"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] 

"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"

"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.) 

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,  
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn. 

oh lonelygirl fifteen, 
what will you do next?"

• Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "

Other Non-Members and Their Songs

Writer: Marbella

• Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

 I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! 

Writer: WatchingOne

Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!!