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| description = Only Gav could turn getting rid of a router and buying a new one into a comedy sketch. That’s why I love him! | | description = Only Gav could turn getting rid of a router and buying a new one into a comedy sketch. That’s why I love him! | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
| + | (''Gavin is breathing heavily and setting up camera so it focuses on the desk.'') | ||
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'''Gavin:''' I want to get this on tape. | '''Gavin:''' I want to get this on tape. | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' Chill out, will you? | + | '''Tariq:''' (''coming out from under desk and placing router on desk'') Chill out, will you? |
'''Gavin:''' Now is not the time for chilling out! | '''Gavin:''' Now is not the time for chilling out! | ||
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'''Tariq:''' Be careful, Gav! | '''Tariq:''' Be careful, Gav! | ||
| − | (''Gavin takes off his | + | (''Gavin takes off his jacket and grabs a golf club.'') |
'''Tariq:''' Oh, no. | '''Tariq:''' Oh, no. | ||
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'''Gavin:''' Useless piece of shit! | '''Gavin:''' Useless piece of shit! | ||
| − | (''Gavin takes | + | (''Gavin takes jacket and starts to leave.'') |
'''Tariq:''' Where are you going? | '''Tariq:''' Where are you going? | ||
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'''Gavin:''' I'm going to get a new one. | '''Gavin:''' I'm going to get a new one. | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' It's a tiny office, do we even need | + | '''Tariq:''' It's a tiny office, do we even need wireless? |
'''Gavin:''' Yes we do. | '''Gavin:''' Yes we do. | ||
| − | (''Gavin and Tariq leave and close door.'') | + | (''Gavin and Tariq leave and close the door.'') |
'''Gavin:''' (''comes back in and talks into camera'') Thought I'd forgotten about you, didn't you? | '''Gavin:''' (''comes back in and talks into camera'') Thought I'd forgotten about you, didn't you? | ||
| − | + | (''Clip of [[KM Product placement#MSN|Live Search]] for "orange shop".'') | |
| − | ''' | + | '''Gavin:''' (''walking into [[KM Product placement#Orange Mobile|Orange]] retail shop'') Uh, oh there we go, this is what we need. Let's just get it and get out of here. |
| − | '''Gavin:''' Yes, uhm | + | '''Store clerk:''' Can I help you? |
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| + | '''Gavin:''' Yes, uhm... (''zooms in on Julia's cleavage and name tag'') Julia. Yes you can. Uhm, Tariq, take this mate. (''passes camera to Tariq'') Take it. Don't worry about him, he doesn't get out much. | ||
'''Gavin:''' We're looking for a wireless router. | '''Gavin:''' We're looking for a wireless router. | ||
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'''Julia:''' A live box? | '''Julia:''' A live box? | ||
| − | '''Gavin:'''Yeah, sounds great. | + | '''Gavin:''' Yeah, sounds great. |
| − | '''Julia:''' Well, it's not just a wireless router, you can plug a phone into it and make | + | '''Julia:''' Well, all right, it's not just a wireless router, you can plug a phone into it and make voip calls from it as well. |
'''Gavin:''' Really? Great, sounds great. Show me if ... | '''Gavin:''' Really? Great, sounds great. Show me if ... | ||
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'''Julia:''' Guys, why are you filming? | '''Julia:''' Guys, why are you filming? | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' | + | '''Tariq:''' I just want to make sure I remember this moment. |
'''Julia:''' All right, smooth. No seriously, why are you filming? | '''Julia:''' All right, smooth. No seriously, why are you filming? | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' It's what we do. Here, look, have a go. (''passes camera to Julia'') See? It's fun, you never know what | + | '''Tariq:''' It's what we do. Here, look, have a go. (''passes camera to Julia'') See? It's fun, you never know what will happen next, or who you might meet or ... anything's possible. |
| − | '''Gavin:''' Why don't you just go check out those | + | '''Gavin:''' Why don't you just go check out those pay as you go chips over there. Just go have a look at them. Me and Julia are just gonna do a deal on this live box. |
'''Tariq:''' I'm sorry, man, I'm Tariq by the way and uhm... | '''Tariq:''' I'm sorry, man, I'm Tariq by the way and uhm... | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' (''shoving Tariq away'') Julia's just gonna help me do the live box. Sorry about him, he's a bit slow if you know what I mean. | + | '''Gavin:''' (''shoving Tariq away'') Julia's just gonna help me do the live box, so if you wanna..? Sorry about him, he's a bit slow if you know what I mean. |
'''Tariq:''' (''answers mobile phone then turns to Gavin'') Hey Gavin? | '''Tariq:''' (''answers mobile phone then turns to Gavin'') Hey Gavin? | ||
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'''Gavin:''' Yes? | '''Gavin:''' Yes? | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' It's your girlfriend... Charlie on the phone. ''Your'' girlfriend... | + | '''Tariq:''' It's your girlfriend... [[Charlie]] on the phone. ''Your'' girlfriend... |
| − | '''Gavin:''' I'd better talk to ... I'll just. | + | '''Gavin:''' I'd better talk to ... I'll just. Hello? |
'''Tariq:''' (''taking camera'') Here let me take that. | '''Tariq:''' (''taking camera'') Here let me take that. | ||
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| + | ==Notes== | ||
| + | *After this video was posted, Gavin left a comment on Tariq's [[Bebo]] page saying: | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{quote|Gavin|As if you've got a chance with the lovely Julia! Gavx}} | ||
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| + | This seems to suggest that Tariq is going to try and "pick up" Julia, and that Gavin doesn't approve. This is most likely due to jealousy on Gavin's part, even though Gavin is in a relationship with [[Charlie]]. | ||
| + | *Gavin could be trying to make Charlie as jealous as he appears to be of The Days. | ||
| + | *This is the first KateModern reference to the villainous [[orange]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:50, 3 July 2016
| Orange Wednesday | |
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| Blogger | Tariq |
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| Date Posted | September 26th, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Forum | 295|3=lg15}} |
| Length | 2:58 |
| Description | Only Gav could turn getting rid of a router and buying a new one into a comedy sketch. That’s why I love him! |
| Location(s) | Tariq and Gavin's office, Orange Mobile shop |
| YouTube Tags | KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 tariq |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
| Co-Executive Producer(s) | Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried |
| Associate Producer(s) | Cristy Coors Beasley |
| Series Producer(s) | Pete Gibbons |
| Production Manager | Kelly Brett |
| Production Co-Ordinator | Claire Finbow |
| Interactive Co-ordinator(s) | Jonathan Almond |
| Production Runner(s) | Amy Barnes |
| Director(s) | Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films) |
| Head Writer | Luke Hyams |
| Vidplay | Luke Hyams |
| Story | Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian |
| Editor(s) | Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan |
| Production Services | Sniffer Ltd. |
| Cast | |
| Tariq | Jai Rajani |
| Gavin | Ralf Little |
| Julia | Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Devon Days" |
| Next | "The Days - Evil Girls" |
| Previous by Tariq | "The End" |
| Next by Tariq | "Somewhere Only We Know" |
Orange Wednesday is the sixty-ninth webisode in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Gavin is breathing heavily and setting up camera so it focuses on the desk.)
Gavin: I want to get this on tape.
Tariq: (coming out from under desk and placing router on desk) Chill out, will you?
Gavin: Now is not the time for chilling out!
Tariq: Be careful, Gav!
(Gavin takes off his jacket and grabs a golf club.)
Tariq: Oh, no.
(Gavin beats the old router into oblivion as Tariq hides under the desk.)
Gavin: Useless piece of shit!
(Gavin takes jacket and starts to leave.)
Tariq: Where are you going?
Gavin: I'm going to get a new one.
Tariq: It's a tiny office, do we even need wireless?
Gavin: Yes we do.
(Gavin and Tariq leave and close the door.)
Gavin: (comes back in and talks into camera) Thought I'd forgotten about you, didn't you?
(Clip of Live Search for "orange shop".)
Gavin: (walking into Orange retail shop) Uh, oh there we go, this is what we need. Let's just get it and get out of here.
Store clerk: Can I help you?
Gavin: Yes, uhm... (zooms in on Julia's cleavage and name tag) Julia. Yes you can. Uhm, Tariq, take this mate. (passes camera to Tariq) Take it. Don't worry about him, he doesn't get out much.
Gavin: We're looking for a wireless router.
Julia: A live box?
Gavin: Yeah, sounds great.
Julia: Well, all right, it's not just a wireless router, you can plug a phone into it and make voip calls from it as well.
Gavin: Really? Great, sounds great. Show me if ...
Julia: Guys, why are you filming?
Tariq: I just want to make sure I remember this moment.
Julia: All right, smooth. No seriously, why are you filming?
Tariq: It's what we do. Here, look, have a go. (passes camera to Julia) See? It's fun, you never know what will happen next, or who you might meet or ... anything's possible.
Gavin: Why don't you just go check out those pay as you go chips over there. Just go have a look at them. Me and Julia are just gonna do a deal on this live box.
Tariq: I'm sorry, man, I'm Tariq by the way and uhm...
Gavin: (shoving Tariq away) Julia's just gonna help me do the live box, so if you wanna..? Sorry about him, he's a bit slow if you know what I mean.
Tariq: (answers mobile phone then turns to Gavin) Hey Gavin?
Gavin: Yes?
Tariq: It's your girlfriend... Charlie on the phone. Your girlfriend...
Gavin: I'd better talk to ... I'll just. Hello?
Tariq: (taking camera) Here let me take that.
Notes
- After this video was posted, Gavin left a comment on Tariq's Bebo page saying:
This seems to suggest that Tariq is going to try and "pick up" Julia, and that Gavin doesn't approve. This is most likely due to jealousy on Gavin's part, even though Gavin is in a relationship with Charlie.
- Gavin could be trying to make Charlie as jealous as he appears to be of The Days.
- This is the first KateModern reference to the villainous orange
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
- Videos with Cristy Coors Beasley as associate producer
- Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
- Videos with Kelly Brett as production manager
- Videos with Claire Finbow as production co-ordinator
- Videos with Jonathan Almond as interactive co-ordinator
- Videos with Amy Barnes as production runner
- Videos directed by Gavin Rowe
- Videos with Luke Hyams as head writer
- Vidplays written by Luke Hyams
- Story written by Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
- Videos edited by Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
- Production services provided by Sniffer Ltd.
- Videos with Tariq
- Jai Rajani filmography
- Videos with Gavin
- Ralf Little filmography
- Videos with Julia
- Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty filmography
- KateModern videos
- KateModern videos by length
- KateModern videos by date
- Tariq's blogs
