Defense force

What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?

The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings

The Battle That Started It All

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

britneynaked (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am 

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 )) 
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am
 
Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s. 

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am
 
Also, can you offend Spambots? 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
 
#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am
 
348 oh dear you sad sad fool… 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am 

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!! 


gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am
 
britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…


gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am 

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am 

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am
 
TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked* 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am 

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am
 
*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!! 

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am 

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots! 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am
 
YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago. 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am
 
britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! 

WatchingOne (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am
 
Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!* 

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am
 
ohhh the battle is already over?  *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah  

Jo 

Current Members/Weapons

Commanding Officer/Founder

• cloud_ax - Battle Axe [1], Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword

Defense Force Warriors

• gemmas flatmate
• jo_16_G - Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades
• WatchingOne - Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head [2]
• PinkoLady - Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric
• gnome -death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust
• Dream - sword, staff and daggers
• Perky - barbed-wire wrapped 2x4
• joe
• jackie
• sydney
• Marbella
• mommy72900
• jess - A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi
• mikel888 - Grape Nehi Supplier...
• krig
• purplepassion
• mary
• eno
• rosieiswatching
• jc_gypsy7
• sabrine
• rubymoon13
• Lizard
• apathy
• sarahboo bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese
• elliemae nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser

How to Join

Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15

Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...

Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

LG15 Defense Force Uniforms

Catsuits

Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!

Sneaking Suit - Men

Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men

Sneaking Suit - Women

Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women

Samuri Armor

Lg15 Samuri Armor

Chainmail

Chainmail

Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force

Grape Nehi

Grape Nehi

P.Monkey Chocolate Midol

P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms