Songwriter's Guild

NOTE:

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

What IS the Songwriters Guild?

• Are you a crazy LonelyCracker?
• Your support group meeting is over?
• All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the defense force?
• Now you are waiting for a new vid?
• You are bored and it's 5am already (again)?

Don't worry, we're here for you!

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just join the Guild!

The Beginning

• Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

wingless_earthbound (send note) Says: 
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm 

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s 
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and 
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! 

Current Members

Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild.

• Maddie Started off the singing bug and makes good food.
• wingless_earthbound likes Maddie's cookies.
• dumbhippo resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)
• WatchingOne plays Kazoo.
• Maddingo brings the pain.

Songs

Maddie's Songs

• Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”

• Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."

• Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"

• Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
• Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”

• Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
• Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"

The songs of Wingless

• Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] 

• Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"

• Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.) 

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,  
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn. 

oh lonelygirl fifteen, 
what will you do next?"

• Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "

• Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring. 

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess! 

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) 

• Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way, 

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone 

WatchingOne's Songs

• Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! 

• Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. 
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! 

• Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! 

• Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name, 
there’s only so many lines to this song, 
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way 

• Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

I’m SO SORRY Grace!  

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep*  

Hippo's Songs

With a captial H!!

• Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe 
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!) 

• Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet — but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work! It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle, 
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! 

Maddingo's Songs

• Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! 

• Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack 

• Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse 

Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs

Writer: Marbella

• Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

 I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! 

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change 

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time 

Writer: Grace

• Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ 

Writer: jennamarie xo

• Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. 

Writer: Grace

• Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks 

Writer: gemmas flatmate

• Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc 

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated 

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you