I Need Help

Episode JAC5

I Need Help
Pitching a tent... to vlog.
Blogger	Jack
Date Posted	December 14th, 2007
URL	youtube.com
Length	1:41
Description	It happened again!
Location(s)	Jack's bedroom
YouTube Tags	movie theater sneak out jumping teleporting
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s)	Gregg Moscot
Supervising Producer(s)	Mary Feuer
Director(s)	Miles Beckett
Camera	Miles Beckett
Story	Mary Feuer, Mesh Flinders, and Jan Libby
Editor(s)	Kevin Schlanser
Cast
Jack	Eddie Asher
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"It Didn't Happen (Did It?)"
Next	"How It Feels"
Directly after	"Emma's Choice"
Directly before	"Free Love"

I Need Help is Jack's fifth video.

Transcript

Jack: (under covers) It just happened again. I was at the movies. Down the street they have late showings on Thursdays, and sometimes I wait for my mom to go to bed and then I’ll sneak out and go down there. On my way home I ran into Aaron and two of his friends tagging this wall. So they chased me down an alley, and I really thought I could get away. I mean, I’ve been down there before, but there was this delivery truck that was blocking the whole way. I turned around, and- and Aaron and his two friends were just walking towards me. And sneering, and just getting ready to kick my ass. I closed my eyes, and I started thinking about home. And, now I’m here! Just like the day before.

Jack’s Mom (off-camera) Jack.

Jack: Shit.

Jack’s Mom: (off-camera) Go to bed, it’s past your bed time.

Jack: Ok.

I didn’t tell her what happened, but... She knows something’s wrong, cuz she keeps checking on me. You guys are going to think I’m- I'm totally nuts, but I need help. From.. Not from doctors or psychiatrists, but from people who think I’m not going to be crazy.

There’s this one site called whatweird, and it tells a lot of interesting stuff about teleportation. I don’t really know what’s going on, but I’m going to find out. I’m going to start experimenting and whatever happens I’m going to post on whatweird. It seems like a lot of people are interested in it, so... Thanks Suzie, for, uh... For letting me know I’m not completely alone. Alright.

Notes

• Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video. Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the lonelygir15.com website, this video was posted as a response to Sarah's Free Love
• Whatweird.com posted about this video on December 14, 2007, offering to lend Jack a shoulder or an ear.