Jonas Sucks

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Template:Blog4 Jonas Sucks is the one hundred thirty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Daniel is not happy with his friends' behavior.

Transcript

Daniel is sitting on the stairs

Daniel: So, I was kind of pissed the other morning when Jonas came back. He hadn't even bothered to wake me up. I mean, you'd think they'd want me around to help check out the area. Then when I saw the last video post, it... I.... I mean, I didn't know what to think. Could it be any more obvious that he's into her? I mean, even after all the advice he gave me: "You gotta tell her how you feel man. Don't beat around the bush bro. Peace." Dick. Not to mention the fact that he's still using his cell phone, and I know that's how OpAphid tracked us down last time. Jonas says it doesn't matter because it's prepaid and so they can't track us. Which is crap. He's just so damn stubborn sometimes. Whatever, Bree can have her fun. I've got more important things to do.

Daniel is standing against the window, which looks out into the woods.

Daniel: So, I decided to get some alone time and I went out to the car. Just kind of get away from the whole situation. I was looking for some CDs and I came across... Daniel holds up a package wrapped in brown paper and tied with twine. On top of the package is a note card with writing on it. I know it's from Tachyon 'cause she left a card:

(reading from the card) Where it all started The answer is before you A subtle clue I Drew

It's a haiku. I haven't told Jonas or Bree I found it yet. I haven't been able to figure out the password to the file that Tachyon gave us, but hopefully this is a clue. I'm going to open the package. Daniel sits on the floor.

Notes

  • Tachyon's note reads:
xxxxxxxxxxx
  Where it all started
the answer is before you
  a subtle clue I Drew
        yours,
           T
                    yyy
  • A "haiku" is a non-rhyming poem with three lines and seventeen syllables. Tachyon's verse has eighteen syllables, and thus is not technically a haiku, which some fans have speculated to be important.
  • There appears to be 11 X's and 3 Y's. May be EXTREMELY important.