Co-Ed Foosball
Template:Blog4 Co-Ed Foosball is the one hundred fifty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.
Transcript
Daniel: So this is a big moment. After, uh, after long and careful consideration, Jonas and I have decided to teach Bree how to play foosball. It's a whole new year. 2007. Girls have rights.
Bree: I'm going to win.
Daniel: She kicking your butt or what? She beating you up?
Jonas: No. I think we have a spinner.
Daniel: No!
Jonas: To spin is a sin.
Daniel: That's what it is, to spin is a sin.
Jonas: And I tried to explain it to her.
Daniel: I thought we told her.
Jonas: She likes to see how cute they are. They spin around (in a high Bree voice) Look at them, look how fast they are. (back to Jonas voice) She keeps grabbing the ball too, man.
Daniel: Dude, what are you doing? You need to...
Jonas: She keeps grabbing the ball. I get it in position and she's like (Bree voice) No, I want a time out.
Daniel: Dude, you need to teach her right man, teach her right.
Jonas: There's no time out in foosball! Teach her right?
Daniel: You know what, if she doesn't learn to do this right, she's not gonna play. That's it. The DB law will be spoken.
Jonas: Daniel, Daniel, listen to me right now. Okay, I know foosball, I know how to train foosball. You know how many people I've trained in foosball? (exasperated) She's untrainable!
(Bree and Jonas are back at the foosball table.)
Daniel: This is a sad day, we may not be able to let Bree into our foosball club. I mean, there are just some things you don't do. Superstitious, maybe? I don't know. you can't slide into first base. And you can't spin your rows in foosball. That's it. The men don't do flips. Look at 'em. And I think he's spinning now too, I can't even tell. (Jonas starts to walk back to the table) Dude, um, were you spinning?
Jonas: Was I spinning?
Daniel: Yeah, I thought I saw you spinning. Is it an epidemic.
Jonas: I was trying to show her what to do. Dude, I'm sorry man, but her spinning is like... driving me crazy. It's constantly spinning. I mean, is it something wrong with me?
Daniel: I think it might be. You're teaching her. What's going on?