User:Rockstarswife
Ok so here are the 12 Steps as adapted by rockstarswife for LG15 addicts:
Step 1: We admitted that we were powerless over LG15 and that our lives had become unmanagable.
Step 2: We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (the creators)could get the new video up and restore us to sanity.
Step 3: We made a decision to turn our obsession with Bree and the outcome of the order’s interrogation over to the care of the creators of our understanding.
Step 4: We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of why we can’t get off this website when we’re the only ones posting.
Step 5: We admitted to the creators, to ourselves, and to another human being (Brooklyn will you help me work my 4th step?) the exact nature of our Breepulsion (that’s compulsion for Bree and this dumb website)
Step 6: We were entirely ready to have the order remove all our defects of character by letting us perform the ceremony so Bree doesn’t have to. (wtf? where did that come from?)
Step 7: We asked the order or the creators or whoever can help us at this point to remove our shortcomings and give us the patience to wait for a new video (without getting fired from our jobs because we check the website 100 times a day from work).
Step 8: We made a list of all the people we have harmed, ignored, yelled at because they wanted us to get off the computer and became willing to make amends to them all.
Step 9: We made direct amends whenever possible except when to do so would injure them or others or make them think they were right and we never should’ve started watching Bree’s story to begin with.
Step 10: We continued to take a personal inventory of why we have laundry to do and a house to clean and a rockstar and rockstar jr. to spend time with, yet we’re still on the computer - and when we were wrong, promptly told nobody so we could continue to f*** around on the computer.
Step 11: We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our concious contact with the creators so we could know telepathically when a new video is posted.
Step 12: After having a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other LG15 addicts and to practice these principles in all our affairs. And strap a laptop to our sides so we can be on this website wherever we go.