Aranżacja
| Aranżacja | |
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| Blogger | The Creators |
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| Date Posted | January 28th, 2009 |
| URL | n1ckola.pl |
| Description | ... |
| Location(s) | London |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Marcin Męczkowski |
| Producer(s) | Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Kamil Przełęcki |
| Vidplay | Jakub Kossakowski |
| Story | Maura Ładosz |
| Cast | |
| Nickola | Unknown |
| Man | Unknown |
| Woman | Unknown |
| Waiter | Unknown |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "History: an introduction" |
| Next | none |
Aranżacja is the first video in the N1ckola video series.
Transcript
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Translation
(N1ckola intro.)
Text: Aranżacja
(Camera cuts to a shot of a busy street in London. Cut to Nickola at a restaurant. She is sitting at the manager's booth on her laptop.)
Nickola: (to a customer who is leaving) Goodnight.
(Nickola picks up her phone and sends a text message. Cut to black-and-white footage of someone filming Nickola from behind. Cut back to regular footage. Nickola hears the waiter arguing with a man. He is speaking Polish. His lines have been translated in this transcript.)
Man: Are you fuckin' with me, man? We don't pay!
Waiter: For the last time, I don't understand Polish.
(Cut back to black-and-white footage of Nickola from behind. Cut back to regular footage. Nickola gets up to see what the problem is. The man comes onto the screen.)
Man: What are you staring at? I told you. We do NOT pay! Fuck. These pommies are as thick as two short planks.
Woman: You know. Ugly country, stupid people.
Man: (as Nickola is approaching) Look, another one...
Nickola: (to the waiter) What's going on?
Waiter: I don't know. I don't understand what they're saying. They spoke English before but now they're shouting something in Polish.
Nickola: Okay, okay. Calm down. Go to the back, I will take care of this. Okay?
(The waiter leaves and Nickola begins to speak in Polish to the man and woman. All lines are translated.)
Nickola: My friend is annoyed. But...given the situation, it's hard to blame him. Anyway, I'm in charge here. May I know what's your problem?
Man: Maybe you may... Poles. Nowadays as common as dogs in London. Aren't they?
Nickola: I repeat, what's your problem? Is something wrong with the order?
Man: Not now...not anymore...
Nickola: What exactly do you mean?
Man: Because we ordered you, Nickola.
(N1ckola logo and then credits are shown.)
