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Template:Blog3 Kicked Out is the one hundred sixteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(We see a closeup of Jonas's face. He is sitting in his car.)

Jonas: Hey, everyone. So I guess by now...you all know that Bree and Daniel are in love. Ooh, it's awesome, it's great. I guess I should be happy for them... but I'm not. I'm just playin', I mean, I-- It just sucks to get kicked out of your own house, y'know, and... can I tell you that it's cold out here? It's cold, wet, and lonely. (little laugh and smirk) Bree and Daniel are probably gonna see this, huh? Uh, well, I hope dinner's going well. Anywho, old, uh, Big D-bone, Big D-love, he made, like, this huge, romantic dinner, but I think he went a little overboard, because, uh, I'm pretty sure I saw him stuffing a tiny chicken-thing, and I think I saw pine nuts. Yeah, and I didn't even know pine nuts were edible, but apparently they are. Look, I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking... I'm into her. (little laugh) It just, um... it just sucks to, y'know, see two people so... happy? because I'm... I'm alone, and I've never really had a girlfriend. I mean, I've... I've hooked up before... and all that, but... You know what? I don't know, y-- I guess it's just my problem. So, I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a little celluloid, and I will holla at y'all later. (looks toward house) I wonder what's going on in there. (looks back at camera) Doesn't matter. I got a movie to see. Later.

(Cut to the exterior of Jonas's house. We see Daniel in one of the windows, washing dishes. Jonas speaks off screen.)

Jonas: All right, what's up, everybody? I'm back from the movie, and Rocky was awesome. It rocked. Get it? Heh heh, Rocky, rocked, ro-- heh heh, it's funny. Anyway... (the camera has zoomed in to show Daniel looking sullen) Doesn't look like things went exactly as planned, 'cause... Daniel's in there doing dishes, and Bree's up in her room, with the light off. Hmm. I kinda feel bad for him, though. I think she might have slammed him. Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to him, it looks like he needs a little "bro time."

(Cut to inside the kitchen. Jonas is still filming.)

Jonas: Oh, man! You're not gonna tell me what happened?

Daniel: (loudly loading the dishwasher) No way, man. Not on camera. Especially not on camera.

Jonas: Okay, so, well, does that mean it when good, or it went bad?

Daniel: What do you think, Einstein?

Jonas: (doing a bad German accent) Oh, I detect a little tone in ze voice! (he laughs. Daniel laughs a little and smiles) Uh, all right, I get it, fine, you don't want to talk about it. I understand. No prob. But you know what? Let's go kill a little of that pain with a little foosball action, what do ya say, man?

Daniel: Dude, that sounds good, let's do it.

Jonas: All right, bring it up top.

Daniel: (high-fiving Jonas above the camera, doing a high-pitched voice) High five!

Jonas: I'm gonna kick your ass, though. (Daniel smiles and starts to leave)

Notes

• The word "ass" is first used in this video, yet another swear word brought into the Breeniverse.
• Jonas shows Bree's room with "her lights off" as upstairs. But in The Anti-Cribs Jonas states that Bree's room is downstairs.
• When Jonas tells Daniel to "bring it up top" (to high five him) Daniel responds by saying "high five" in a Borat-esque voice, yet another movie reference in the Breeniverse.
• Jonas saw the movie Rocky Balboa, but for some reason, misspelled the tag as "balbo." It's possible that YouTube cut off the tag, as it was the last one in a long list.