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Revision as of 03:30, 23 March 2008

Episode 208/1x208
Lauren (video)


Blogger Steve
Date Posted March 21st, 2008
URL lg15.com
Forum [627 forum discussion]
Length 3:12
Description We've made some progress but I don’t know what to do next. Can you save someone who doesn't realise they're in danger?
Steve Giles Alderson
Terrence Matthew Gammie
Lauren Emma Pollard
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Previous by Steve "Office Chaos"

Lauren (video) is the two-hundred eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Lauren (video) is the two-hundred eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.


Steve: All right. So I've been watching Charlie's videos all week, and I'm convinced that if we find out who it is that's been kidnapping all these girls, it'll lead us straight to Kate's killer. You know Terrence - sorry, "Terry" - he's been a real help in all this, its like he's a completely different person. Just shows you the power of the Hymn, I guess.

Terrence: Steve!

Steve: Oh! Speak of the devil.

(Steve turns the camera to show Terrence walking over.)

Terrence: Steve, I did it!

Steve: Whats that?

Terrence: I got the address of the last girl that was kidnapped.

Steve: No way!

Terrence: Yeah. I think you should and talk to her family. Well, see if you can find anything out from them.

Steve: Uh, great! Let's do it! Are you sure it's safe?

Terrence: If we go on with a song in our hearts, our journey will be true and just. (Half grins.) Come on.

(Steve follows Terrence across the street. Cut to a street. Cut to Steve slowly walking down another street. Cut to Steve walking up to a blue door. Steve points at the door.)

Terrence: Steve, this is it.

(Cut to a shot of the door, showing the address.)

Steve: Right. Here goes nothing.

(Steve slowly walks up the stairs and knocks on the door. He looks back at the camera as he waits. Finally Lauren opens the door.)

Lauren: Yeah? What you want? (Sighs, annoyed.) What's the deal with the camera? You a couple of pervs or something?

Steve: No! God, no-no, no. We just- we just wanted to ask you some questions. About your sister?

Lauren: Ugh. Piss off you nonce! (Slams door.)

Steve: Nonce?

Terrence: Don't worry, mate. We'll figure something out.

(Steve stops to think. Cut to Steve and Terrance watching the door from across the street in a nearby alley. Steve looks at the camera as they wait. Terrence zooms in on the door and Steve wipes his nose. Eventually the door opens and Lauren steps outside.)

Steve: There she is.

Terrence: Right. Let's go!

(Steve and Terrence slowly cross the street. Cut to the other side of the street. Steve approaches Lauren as she walks.)

Steve: 'Scuse me! Hey.

Lauren: Ugh. I don't believe it. I thought I told you to do one?

Steve: Yeah...

Lauren: My sister has just been kidnapped, and I don't feel like talking to a pair of twats like you!

Steve: Yeah, I know. I know, and I'm really sorry. But we're here to help! We just want to find the girls who've been kidnapped; we're not- we're not journalists or anything.

Lauren: Alright; I'm listening. But, seriously, what's with the camera?

Steve: Oh, it- It's nothing weird, I promise you. It just helps us document what's going on.

Lauren: Right, well hurry up.

Steve: Okay. We found out that all the girls who went missing were part of a trial, testing a drug to prevent Endometriosis.

Lauren: The womb thing? Yeah, I did it and all?

Steve: You did that as well?

Lauren: Yeah, and I haven't been kidnapped, so I guess it's back to the drawing board for you, Sherlock.

Steve: Oh my god, don't you see? You're in real danger here! Just 'cause you haven't been kidnapped yet doesn't mean you won't be! Those weren't really real drug tests. I'll explain everything later, but you've got to come with us now. (Lauren laughs in disbelief.) We'll protect you, okay?

Lauren: Yeah right! Two weirdos turn up on my doorstep filming me, and telling me I gotta go away with them. What's next? You gonna get me a couple of sweets or take me to see the puppies in your car?

Steve: Please. You've gotta believe me. (Touches Lauren's arm)

Lauren: (Pushes Steve away.) Get your hands off me, you tosser!

(Lauren storms away and puts her hand over the camera.)


  • This is the first video in the history of the series to show a character under 20.