Money in the bank
|Money in the bank|
|Date Posted||July 31st, 2007|
|URL|| youtube.com |
|Description|| Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so.|
|Location(s)|| Outside a bank|
|YouTube Tags||KateModern Gavin Ralf Little LG15 Lonelygirl15|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Associate Producer(s)|| Cristy Coors Beasley|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Production Manager|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Co-Ordinator|| Claire Finbow|
|Director(s)||Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)|
|Head Writer|| Miles Beckett|
|Vidplay|| Hazel Grian|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright|
|Editor(s)||Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)|
|Production Services|| Sniffer Ltd.|
|Previous||"Coming Up Roses"|
|Previous by Gavin|| "Spiders"|
|Next by Gavin||"Lovers Quarrel"|
(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)
Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.
Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?
Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.
Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (puts on a posh voice) "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".
Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!
(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)
Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.
Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.
(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)
Gavin: Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"
(They both laugh)
Gavin: What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.
(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)
Gavin: Have you got everything we need?
Tariq: Yeah, I think so.
Gavin: Think so!?
Tariq: Know so!
Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?
Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!
Gavin: Business plan?
Gavin: Including cash projections?
Gavin: CV's and passports?
Tariq: Yeah, I got em.
Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).
Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?
Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!
Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!
Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.
Tariq: All right mate.
(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)
Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!
Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!
Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!
(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)
Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!
(Gavin bursts out laughing)
Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!
Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!
Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.
(They laugh again)
- Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.