Money in the bank

Episode 11/1x011

Money in the bank
You're not the one with "the good luck," mate!
Blogger	Gavin
Date Posted	July 31st, 2007
URL	youtube.com
Forum	87|3=lg15}}
Length	1:47
Description	Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so.
Location(s)	Outside a bank
YouTube Tags	KateModern Gavin Ralf Little LG15 Lonelygirl15
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s)	Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s)	Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s)	Pete Gibbons
Production Manager	Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator	Claire Finbow
Director(s)	Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer	Miles Beckett
Vidplay	Hazel Grian
Story	Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
Editor(s)	Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Production Services	Sniffer Ltd.
Cast
Tariq	Jai Rajani
Gavin	Ralf Little
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Money in the bank is the eleventh webisode in the KateModern video series.

Transcript

(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)

Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.

Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?

Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.

Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (puts on a posh voice) "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".

Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!

(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)

Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.

Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.

(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)

Gavin: Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"

(They both laugh)

Gavin: What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.

(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)

Gavin: Have you got everything we need?

Tariq: Yeah, I think so.

Gavin: Think so!?

Tariq: Know so!

Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?

Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!

Gavin: Business plan?

Tariq: Yes.

Gavin: Including cash projections?

Tariq: Yes!

Gavin: CV's and passports?

Tariq: Yeah, I got em.

Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).

Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?

Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!

Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!

Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.

Tariq: All right mate.

Gavin: Yeah?

Tariq: Cool.

(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)

Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!

Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!

Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!

(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)

Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!

(Gavin bursts out laughing)

Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!

Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!

Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.

(They laugh again)

Notes

• Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.