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No Trespassing is the one-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. No Trespassing is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.)

Taylor: That was really mature.

Daniel: They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find Julie's house?

Taylor: I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.)

Sarah: You'll appreciate this, she, a--

Daniel: Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (to Taylor) How'd you do it?

Taylor: 2005 Zavalia All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

Daniel: Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

Taylor: Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utilites, so...

Daniel: Really?

Taylor: ...all their websites are archaic.

Daniel: (to the camera) She's S-M-R-T. (to Taylor) You hacked in?

Taylor: Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

Daniel: (whispering to the camera) I'm gonna marry this girl.

Sarah: You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a know just using my tongue.

(The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.)

Sarah: Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

Daniel: What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

Sarah: Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

Daniel: We're all friends. Just friends.

(Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.)

Jonas: I think you should go over there.

Daniel: What, du--no, you go over there.

Jonas: I'm not going over there.

Daniel: That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

Jonas: I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

Daniel: What?

Jonas: I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, uh, distract it, and then we'll creep around in that side door. What do you think? Up top.

Daniel: (whispering) High-five. (high-fives Jonas)

Bree: Brilliant idea, Jonas.

Daniel: Are you sure they even live here?

Taylor: Well, according to her water bill, yeah, this is the address.

Sarah: You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

Daniel: Hey...

Bree: Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

Sarah: Knock, I guess.

Taylor: Go through a window.

Sarah: Well, who's gonna go through the window?

Bree: You can do that.

Sarah: So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very intersting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

Taylor: (running with the camera) Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap. (someone else is holding the camera) That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

Daniel: Back to square one.

Notes

• This is probably one of the more direct discussions of sexual tension between BDJ.