Salt or sweet?
Template:KMBlog Salt or sweet? is the twenty-eighth webisode in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Charlie, clearly bored, is walking around the office space with a camera in hand. One moment, she is rifling through the junk on Gavin's desk, the next, she is playing with the lamp and shining its light everywhere.)
Charlie: There you are, smartest man in the world...
Gavin: You finished? We should play a game.
Charlie: What kind of game?
Gavin: (raising eyebrows suggestively) Strip poker?
Charlie: In your dreams, Gav.
Gavin: Haven't got any cards.
(Cut to Charlie and Gavin, laying on their backs with their heads touching.)
Gavin: Sweet or salty popcorn?
Charlie: Both mixed together. (laughs softly with Gavin) Saturday or Sunday?
Gavin: Friday night. (Charlie nods her approval) Sheep or cows?
Charlie: Little baby lambs.
Gavin: Awww.
Charlie: (hesitates) Blonde or brunette?
Gavin: Um, brunette, you see? (looks at Charlie pointedly)
Charlie: Tea or coffee?
Gavin: Hey, hold on, it's my go! Uh, son or daughter?
Charlie: Daughter. I'd... I think I'd like to have a daughter just like my sister.
Gavin: That's boring. I'd need a whole five-a-side squad of boys before I had a girl. Would that work for you?
(Charlie makes a face)
Charlie: Not with you it wouldn't.
Gavin: Well, you must already have a few kids stashed about the place?
Charlie: Yeah, sure Gav, in every corner of the globe.
(Gavin chuckles to himself and camera angle changes)
Charlie: (scrunches up face) I have to go to the toilet.
Gavin: (disbelief) Again?
Charlie: (nods) Yeah.